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They didn't account for daylight savings time so actually it's 1943 here

I don't agree with this.

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This is actually pretty funny.

There was a serial bank robber in the early 20th century (I think) who would burn the mortgage papers during his every robbery, basically nullifying it

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Now THIS is wisdom.

Hahaha

Aww...cute

Well, that's a pretty good way to make a comeback.

You're not wrong there, Bob.

Don't forget those damn dangerous Kinder Eggs

Life hack: ask them how they spell their name. or ask them "what's your name?" and when they tell you their first name, say "no, I meant your last name" (but secretly you did mean their first name hehehe). You're welcome

I'll say.

I think the question just became 'Can I hang out with B-Day doggo, pureetee pweeze?' instead :-)

No! My house!

Chuck Norris wears sunglasses to protect the sun from his eyes

Blessings on the Ale

I love this picture of Meemaw and Pawpaw!

sound advice

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Frequently.

One of those wasn't that close

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I feel this so bad. *Grabs a chunk of my tummy & wails in walrus *. :-(

It was sufficiently more times in my life, but all them happened when I worked in a big corporate world.

More places should do this, I would totally travel to America just to buy from Charlene's Walmart. I mean look at her. She already knows she's a rockstar

What about dropping out of intensive care?

Congrats... I guess.

What does the "nobody: " thing even mean??

can relate

That's exactly what marriage was. Trade you my daughter and some cows, no backsies!

...And then press send

OMG! So did I. Until I read this post. THANK YOU for awakening me to the truth.

She is my other new mentor.

Why do things like bread and marshmallow all taste the best when they turn golden-brown color?

Isn't this just a quote from Diary of a Wimpy Kid

And then it becomes your favorite

And pay double or triple for everything!

More kimchee for me!

Unless you owe it to someone

Porch pirate's dream

Scary picture

lol what?..

I hope this is just a staged pic. Even then I dont like the normalization that similar pics are planting in peoples heads. Bottle feeding needs attention, if the baby swallow the wrong way you will have a silent choking.

Here in the UK I once knew a bus driver who did this. He had taken off his uniform jacket and looked for all intents and purposes like another passenger. When he got on the bus he asked if it was the bus to ******* and some passengers replied yes and asked if he needed assistance. He politely refused any help and then sat himself in the driver's seat and pulled away. He said that looking at the fear in the eyes of the passengers in the rear facing mirror and their white knuckles gripping the seats in front of them was well worth the suspension he got! 🤣

well what the actual bean he read my mind

They took a wrong turn at Gettysburg.

owww just great .... you should not have said that, now she wants to speak to the manager.

It would be a waste of money. Most of the people who think climate change is a hoax also thought COVID was a hoax.

And I, scream at the top of my lungs: "WHAT THE F**K IS GOING ON?!?!?"

You're gonna be the one that saves meeeeeee 🎶

I thought that was a big knife. Like a cleaver.

Because a vision softly creeping, Left its seeds while I was sleeping

Don't be afraid. Be the one who stays home and makes breakfast when they return.

Well that's ... Interesting

"Xanax" I'd only ever heard of these. I thought they were called "Zanics"

I’ll say, “Horsies”; no matter how badass punk rock I think I am! A horse is an instant mood booster. Agree 💯

romantic!

This is why they invented afternoon tea!

It makes it hard for the driver to see in their rear view mirror and can be dangerous.

Pretty sure it was a gal?

dollar store got them beat

Don't worry, he knows.

She is my new mentor.

Credit card debt

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And a pharmacist will give it to you, no questions… magic