50 Funny And Random Memes To Brighten Your Day

I'd love to find one of my husband

I vote for ice cream

Fair enough!

No. Definitely and unequivocally I totally never do that. *Narrator: Ripley absolutely does this*

Doing that right now. 😆

Great idea!

Uhh, someone need a to work on taking a hint...

Technically, hyenas are actually part of the felidae family, making it closer to getting a new kitten than a new puppy. A friend of mine told me this years ago, and I absolutely didn't believe it at first. But sure enough, it's the case.

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I find it fantastic that these two are good friends in real life. And she's done more prison time than him. 🤣

yea he knew!!

Like how it says "We need to go to the gym", so she's calling herself out too!!

Issued in public interest.

The ultimate HR mic drop

Fair enough. 😊

Exactly, I love Mozart and I love rock and roll, so sue me.

I wou;'ve spit champagne out of my nose laughing

That's funny, but on the other hand; who knows??

And if they're anything like me they'll still wake in the middle of the night, think of this and cringe again for the next twenty years.

And so much butter it shines

made me snort

Feet, carts, horses and at most cows on one, built into softer ground so the stones could move and the sand could take the impact of the weight - other side trucks, cars the weight of baby elephants, non-stop, and a surface that does allow for way faster travel while at the same time not quite as good at dealing with the heavy and fast impacts... do you wanna go back to walking twenty miles into town?

apparently time is slower for dogs and since I found this out I try to be gone as little as possible

HOLY SH--

Due to a typo on a news page, I saw athletes trying to run 5000ml yesterday :)

Yeah, my overthinking hurt me way before you got here. You're just a re-run

"You're an adult, do it yourself!" wouldn't be the most responsible answer

In California the youngins say BRUH. That’s what we get for saying DUDE in the 90s.

We keep it wild for butterflies and bees

My cousin LOVED chocolate chip cookies as a toddler. My mom taught her that they were called sh!t. Uncle & aunt & cousin at fancy restaurant for anniversary. Waiters and waitresses ohhing and aching over cousin (blond curly hair, bright blue eyes, adorable). Time for dessert. When asked what she wanted, cousin sweetly says "Sh!t, please." Aunt mortified, Uncle calls my mom long distance from a payphone. "Truce, truce!". He had taught my sister to say "Damnit!" when someone told her no, or she didn't get her way. I can only imagine what he would have taught me!

I guess that’s what they get for reading their parent’s phone! 🤣

Uh-oh!

who?

At least it isn't a mechanical rhino.

Or when you have water stuck in your ears and you feel it finally drain while lying down

All the f*****g time!

There's no timestamps on the original texts. So do you think he quickly photoshopped this image after the girl guessed lion, or he just had a bunch of premade images with different animals standing by and just had to post the appropriate one?

Same

Nope! I'm moving to Mars!!

Good luck! If my identity could get you money, don't you think I would have tried that by now?

Guest at restaurant: I'm gluten free, nut free, soy free, dairy free, sugar free and low carb/keto. What can I get? Every server ever: Dafuq out

had to sleep sitting up the other night cuz I couldn't go to sleep another way

The struggle is real. Especially if there is a sleeping cat on your chest

Accurate

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You don't have to worry about this if you are a responsible pet owner and spay/neuter your pets.

i dont wantt to be here

I only discovered my late husband played it when I was going through his phone after he passed. He always ragged on me about my games! 😆

My dad once got mad at me because I answered the phone in .02 seconds, I don’t think my family understands that I am never busy.

I know it's just a joke, but I took the time to think about it and it's fairly simple. It would have been hard for our ancestors to miss the fact that new mothers produce milk. Observing the animals around them would've informed them that other mammals do that, too. You can even come up with a tragic story of a mother dying in childbirth, and her tribe going "Whaddowedo?" and catching a goat with a kid.

Wow. That's kind of magnificent.

I relate to this on a spiritual level.

What am I looking at here?

The exhaustion when you call on a holiday and they say, "Let me pass you around."

I just hope he collected all the nails afterwards, wont want to accidentally step on those!

I thought it was a cob of corn lol

When people start removing user reviews it is simply because they don't want you to be able to chose what you want to watch. Same with the new search system of Youtube. It is the advertisers that matter most. If a person can pick the videos Then how in the hell can the ad agencies BE SURE the underage kids will watch Logan Paul promoting bitcoin gambling to them?

Set down to put on socks, wake up 3 hours later

Cute, but you have rain all the time without thunder.

Ma-ia-hii, ma-ia-huu Ma-ia-hoo, ma-ia-haa Ma-ia-hii, ma-ia-huu Ma-ia-hoo, ma-ia-haa

Harsh

Freud: I will never understand women. Me: Did you ever try asking them? So, BF, try asking your gf what she's pissed about.

Me to a T....and when someone says something about it I yell "I'M ON VACATION!!!"

For variety I used to write all 20 lines one letter at a time. "I, I, I, I, I, ... W, W, W, W, W.... i, i, i, i, i...

no the poor frog

studies and soulmate don't belong in the same sentence

Guess we're short term friends too.