30 Memes And Jokes About Everything Programming And Computer Science (New Pics)

Conspiracy theory: doge programmers are not finding fraud, they are trying to use AI to find fraud. And as we all have seen, it messes up alot.

I don't know, some people are finding their stoves and grills need updates at the worst timing.

Two days after the world has ended, an email is send to the void: Your ticket has been assigned to programmername.

And this is also why we have warnings on electrical appliances to not use them in the shower or while asleep. 😒

"I'm not able to reproduce this on my machine" is my favourite one to buy me some time to investigate further.

First guy should have specified "programming language".

And a nybble.

This needs at least one road that just kind of ends, with no way to get off, because it was abandoned during build.

Mathematics is a lot more than just calculating stuff.

IDE? I use a text editor, just for the hell of it! UltraEdit on Windows, Vim on Linux. I used to use Emacs on Solaris, as at that time, I didn't get along with Vi. [Yes, I also use IDEs for Java or Android development]

More like, prevent them from yelling "Of course it's plugged in!! Do you think I'm stupid?!" instead of actually looking at the cable.

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Business logic in JavaScript? That's terrifying

the 10am version is still epic

I have plenty of code that I wrote some time ago (such as yesterday), that I have no idea how it works. I try to use meaningful variable names, but still it remains a mystery...

In the US we have laws against cruel and unusual punishment

I'm contemplating adding this to my car club's membership db, but I'm not sure the septagenarians will be able to type fast enough!!!

literally me in my old Spanish classes

I love ai, but it's so not ready for what it's being used for

This actualky hust happened to me. Paid technical support. Showed an example if what i was trying to do, person comes back 24 hours later with hardcoded values based on example.

Let’s hope so. The problem is he will just throw a tantrum and turn the whole thing off.

Idiot.

Not just a wooden stake through the heart?

I can't tell you how many times I've done a blame to see who wrote the garbage code I'm looking at only to find out it was me. I write the garbage code...

Applies outside the programming world, too...

No. No, we can't.

I thought it was MineSweeper

I was hired as a data analyst. Turned out it was a data entry job. The analysis part was querying the internet to find the data that submitters did not give us.

Make him president ( we would not have such bad numbers if we just stopped all this testing ).

What would actually be rawdogging code would be doing it without internet search or access to Stack Overflow and GitHub. You mean I have to write every line myself? The horror!

"Can you fix my printer?"

I would say the same about Python. Horrible language.

This!! User: locks front door and raises drawbridge over moat; Website: hangs rusty screen door out back 😯

This is my biggest complaint about sharepoint online. Frequently the folders have spaces, making automation difficult.

So much of software development is this in a nutshell: find something that works and hide just how big of a kludge it really is!

I get fault reports from our Support team all the time that state things like "User gets an error message when they do X" and my first reply is always "What does the error message actually say?". Their other favourite is to screenshot the stack trace, but only ever the useless bottom part of it, and I aways have to fire back with "Can you send the complete stack trace, please?". We even provide a button in the software (OUR OWN SOFTWARE) to copy the trace to clipboard, and our own Support team routinely fail to use it.

Could have used that tester on one of the systems I worked on last century. System had been online for a couple of years. Dec 31 it crashed, booted, asked for date, crashed, repeat several times. Someone thought to enter Dec 30, continued working. Some idiot coded 365 days in a year, it was a leap year. This was a ballistic missile launch detection system. Fifty percent of all programmers are below average.

Having used an IBM 029 keypunch machine a few lifetimes ago, those cards appear to have way too many holes to be useful, but I could be wrong. They might be from checking that the hole punchers are working correctly or for testing a card reader.

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Speaking as a german: „kill it with fire“

From what we are currently experiencing, these last things are sufficient to cause the end of life as we know it.

Umm, poles apart. Office day with penguins or with polar bears?

could someone explain this because it looks like a case of r/hadastroke

Depends if it had the knowledge of what would happen to it and an idea of whether living or following the new data was more important

And the answer is "file not found"

Pfffft. C is the master of unmanaged casting.

It doesn't, the file can be named arbitrarily. "requirements.txt" is just a customary name for this file.

Doesn't necessarily make you wrong. I've been programming professionally for 17 years, taking over from people who are 20+ years older than me, yet some of their code is absolutely appalling.

It's the curse of competence.

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That's just mean

Hey, there have been times i wish i could kill -9 excel.