90 Funny Programmer Memes For Devs And Computer Nerds (New Pics)

These days Oracle would just lay him off by email.

I tell people I wrote perfect code. It always does exactly what I said.

I am so glad I scrolled to #41 for this. Made me snort-laugh.

Accurate. But there are a lot of us. And many of us contribute to multiple projects. I am a contributor on four projects, but I'm only active on two now.

That's pretty much every trade when you pick up after someone

That's because those companies haven't figured out how to do that yet. If they could force you to pay $3.99/month to use your peeler, they would.

Is that a challenge?

Do both like java?..

Please god, scrub the phrase "trad coding" from my brain

The old maxim still applies: "Fast - Cheap - Right : you can only have two of them"

Hey, RokasLaurinavičiusandJustinasKeturka! There's this long skinny thing at the bottom of your keyboard. It's called the "space bar." Come to my keyboarding class and learn what it's for!

Had a student with a tilda ~ in their name and they couldn't login to our homework system.

Yeah, we kinda hit a physical limit when it comes to classic chips

Hey it's Philomena Cunk, she's actually funny

You hit run too soon. Instead, paste each one into a new chat with the next bot: "I wrote this code, can you help me improve it?" Do that one more time, cycling again. *Then* hit run and pick the best. (Disclaimer: I've never done this. But now I'm thinking about trying it.)

Took me a few seconds. LOL.

All projects, not just software.

Tony literally wrote an AI

Klingon.

It is running Windows 11. Also just think of the valuable screen real-estate that is lost

”Whatever Microsoft is doing".

No way

Marked as [SOLVED], but no solution given.

Well, after hackathon you're tired from hackathon. Duh.

BS ....

Meh, that's how I stare at their code too

why?

Sewing is supposedly one of the hardest automation problems, so this is probably a good idea.

20 tries later and something might work again

I always heard the comparison to pregnancy... more women doesn't make the birth faster

we are all laughing but see what is happening in Russia

Is the joke that it looks like a person lying down, or is that just a coincidence? [Edit: Never mind, I noticed the title.]

Had to look this one up. Y axis is productivity, or similar. This isn't so much funny as just truth. You interrupt me without giving me a chance to slowly back out of my layers of thoughts, it takes a long time to pick it back up again.

What is this AWS?

Why the white space

Screenshots are really difficult to hack from half way around the world.

To be fair, there was an advanced version of Enigma already developed by the time Turing figured out the code but german high command didn't believe that it was possible to crack the code and continued to use the old system

Yo ho, all hands, hoist the colors high!

better get used to it

Commented code? It exists? Well, yes. Don’t delete this, or it’ll give an error and I don’t know why. Or insults directed at the person who wrote the previous version

Add a 1000 ms delay with spinning logo to both and no one will notice the difference.

of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most