111 Pop Culture Jokes That Landed Perfectly

Original commenter lowballing the hell out of this. I'd give up that franchise for free.

Hi Abe

That's Darth Panda.

None of them have enough "attitude" to match the original cartoon. If Bruce Lee was still around ...

Not as long lasting as The South still being pissed for losing the Civil War.

"Heading out for a walk, luv. Just going to pop round the corner to the Microsoft XP background!"

"Bears. Beats. Ben Parker." "Secret identities are not a joke, Jim!" ""Sometimes I'll start a quip and I don't even know where it's going." etc.

M****r most fowl.

Who cares ? You buy the game, you play it how you want 🤷‍♀️

It was very much a running joke in our country how "teenagers" in the US were apparently 30 years old. Dawson's Creek was the prime example, then Smallville.

Justin Bieber and Lenny Kravitz

Kevin Durand

Does anyone know how to clean Weetabix from monitor and keyboard? Only serious tips, please, and thank you :)

Oh, how i have a crush on this lady. She is just stunning, mysterious, a bit scary, but sweet, and that accent tops it all of.

Is it just me or is jesus giving her the "W*F lady??!!" look?

Strike that. Reverse it.

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He found his super suit then

I could, in fact, start that for you. I was just reminiscing about these bracelets last night, while talking with my 6-year-old niece who spent last week at art camp. I could, if you wanted, start that for you with many more strands, or make it twist, or both.

I think Vhagar has the acting range to keep getting roles despite her declining looks.

You propably would have been m******d by Wesley Snipes

Blah bla bla

I’m in this picture. But I’ll forget about it in ten seconds.

Hey. I've got something to show you. Look. Yeah, it's a piece of s**t. Yup. A big ol' t**d. If you like it, I've also got some explosive diarrhoea to show you. Just let me eat this pizza with extra jalapenos real quick. Oh, and give me money for all this.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, but what is her name? And WHAT DID SHE DO?

Totally different but it made me think about how over the 4th of July we had a guy lead police on a long high-speed chase. The guy looked of sound mind, put together, sober, like someone you wouldnt expect to do this. He was all through the papers and stuff bc it wasn't something he'd do (just a mental breakdown or something) but he was so fkn excited it was happening after. Hes apologizing to the police profusely while laughing his a$$ off and thanking them giddy as heck bc hes never gotten to do something like this and hes gonna remember it forever and he never drove that fast and it was exhilarating 🤣 glad no one got hurt (wouldn't be funny then) & I hope hes getting the help he needs with kid gloves bc even the cops were trying not to be pumped for him. "Im so sorry guys but this makes my day!"

Tommy boy

Its like when someone waves to you and you wave back and they were never waving to YOU. Disappointment 😞

Maybe he just has Ang-xiety. I'll get me coat...

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Yeah no, one of these at a time is nice for comic relief, but all 4 would be a headache

They are married to each other?? Didn’t know! That’s so sweet!!

With all the lice?!

More like the wardrobe, hair and make-up departments nailed the assignment, if anyone.

Adult swim and back when Toonami first started

Crime: When you need a headshot for your acting resume and don't have the money.

Good collection.

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I never knew they even HAD faces!

I watched it at 3 am. I was working late night shifts and would watch SpongeBob before going to bed. This episode scared the shït out of me

/ˈxo.nas/ brothers.

Remember that Grand Moff Tarkin annihilated Alderaan while wearing slippers 😁 (Peter Cushing had medical issues so he often wore slippers instead of the heavy Imperial boots when it didn't matter)

Briefly I thought they were flying Roberto's (Futurama)

What movie/show is this from?

And why didn't he wear armor and a helmet? He would've been unstoppable..

With all due respect, no way he actually saw the author of the Iliad and the Odyssey!

Yep, but no golden ballroom in sight.

Most of the budget in a Hollywood production goes to the actors and their army of staff rather than the actual show / movie itself

Was there an expectation that he be paid more?

Because his wife had a baby with Homelander? He did go on to love the boy but maybe babies remind him too much of the fact that the boy’s not his. (I believe I’m remembering this correctly)

More likely that they all leave, grinning unsettlingly...and then the rest of us start crying.

I keep thinking I used to eat a bowl of Westeros for breakfast every morning

New Zealand left out, as usual?

What guy farts out the front?

The secret fifth element: Boomerang

Mildly annoyed bird?

Except she doesn't. She very clearly wrestles with it. She knows they're s****y/dangerous people (at least two of them), but they're still her children.

Hughie was based on Simon Pegg, but he was too old to play him so they got him to play the dad instead.

I dunno. Donald Trump made some pretty hefty promises that some absolute morons thought he would keep.

You moron, expired passport doesn't mean the person disappears!

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Kidney stones

"Mighty Beans are on the Scene!'"

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That's because Chace Crawford can't swim

Sssshhhhh