30 Of The Best Parenting Tweets Of September

Need some ice for that burn

She looks adorable ☺️

I had an interesting conversation about this with a great high school teacher I had. He was talking about how much of an effect parents (and nurture in general) has on the pain perception of kids that will later determine how "tough" of an adult they will become. This was one example: your child falls. As an adult you generally can gauge quite well how bad that fall was and can control YOUR reaction. That silent moment is actually your child looking for THAT, how mommy or daddy acts now. If you run towards them with a face full of horror, they start to scream and cry. If you calmly pick them up with a smile and a casual "whoopsie" they will smile back. The first type will likely be more sensitive to pain as an adult, the latter more impervious.

Ouch. Particularly since you know that children will tell the truth.

If you look close, Elsa really does have a neck.

Actually that info isn’t ok to give out. Smart kiddo.

... yeah, taller...

Lol

this is the way

This should be first!

I'm glad I had already swallowed my coffee before reading this, otherwise I would be currently cleaning my screen....BAHAHAHAHAHA

Good proposal! You have my support

Fair enough question.

That batman phase hasn't worn off yet

Is he called Calvin, by chance? And sorry to tell you, but it is a real concern that too many adults are unaware of.

So many reasons to be mad at somebody in the morning, though 😃

Don't laugh this away, she's probably a HSP and can really feel the little difference in texture...

He’s swapped to YouTube.

Sleep with one eye open

Ah...nathan fillion, jewel staite, morena baccarin, gina torres, alan tydyk.

All I read was “you have 3 hrs to kill our youngest” 🥺

One Czech singer wrote a loong Facebook post a couple of months ago after he had to live alone for a few weeks because of covid. It was all about how amazing his partner is, how he hadn't realized until then that the laundry doesn't wash/dry/fold itself, that dishes have to be washed and that toilet doesn't stay clean on its own. He praised his girlfriend so much. Not one sentence mentioned that he's going to now participate more and so many people clapped to say how amazing he is.

After the second one you insert "You'll do it now and I will watch!"

Argh - my partner. We have three washing up liquid bottles on the go. WHY?

LOL

Maybe it's code for Apple?

He's gonna grow to be the best manager 😂

Genius

tell her Unicorns eat vegetables

You look better than a Disney princess with and without a mask ;)

Ouch

Oh the burrito hug

My son has gotten very good at this. But only because his music class is not at 8:15am. If it was that early, I would toss both the recorder and the computer out of the window to make it stop.

AWWW!

It's no cake till you behave

Good job 👌😁

"Quick hide the cookies!"

You always have to say "Yes"

*dies of laughter*

Me too buddy, me too...

What's Vasectomy mean?

After the screaming

"*Strong Russian accent* Mayday Mayday he has uncovered me"

Contra. 30 lives code.

"It's gonna be a long night"

In these days a good loud "dad-sneeze" is the way to chase noisy neighbors out of their gardens and into their houses with doors and windows shut.

lol

I want that

So do you help or not?!

OMG I like this so much! Great!

At least it's not her hair

That's quite impressive, actually.

Did the same when I was younger, never gonna go near that part of the conversation ever again.

Haha, kids 😂

More for you!

Oh! I'm pretty sure I know how it looks

The student becomes the master 🎉

Hahaha

I sweep all the toys in a corner. Yell “pick it up, or anything left on the floor in 10 Mins is rubbish and goes in the bin”.

I don't wear white a lot just because I am a messy person

she's calling you Cool?

My kitten does this to me now. I swear it wasn't like this with her predecessor 15 years ago.... or is this what we wipe from our memories so the cycle can continue?

Great attitude!

It's the same with getting married. Married people want single people to be miserable.