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63 Hilarious Tweets From Parents Who Clearly Have A Great Sense Of Humor (June Edition)
When you're in the middle of it, raising kids feels like one endless loop of tying shoes, packing lunches, washing piles of laundry, and chauffeuring them from one activity to the next. Somehow, the hectic days are painfully long and impossibly short at the same time.
But every milestone comes and goes, and before you know it, the routines that once felt exhausting become cherished memories. So laugh at the chaos and embrace it, because one day the house will be emptier, quieter, and those once-annoying moments will seem surprisingly nostalgic.
To help every mom and dad do exactly that, we collected the funniest parenting tweets from last month. Enjoy!
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Did I say that out loud? 3 months ago
At this point they may as well just call us up to do our stint,like jury service.
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PeachPossum 3 months ago
I grew up with 3 much older brothers. I was starting 2nd grade when the youngest hit his bottomless pit teen years. He was known to eat an entire gallon of ice cream in one sitting and still be hungry afterward. Mom would hide a cup of milk in the back of the fridge for me. The milkman would deliver more in a couple of hours -- until happened: my brothers drank all the milk and Mom forgot to save some for me. So she made milk from powdered for my cereal. Unfortunately, that was also the day my teacher asked us to write down what we had for breakfast that morning. Being an honest child, I wrote the truth including the bit about my brothers drinking all the milk and mom making powdered milk for my cereal. I should also add that I was a small thin child and the youngest one in my class. That teacher accused my mother of neglecting me. My mother laid into her: "Powdered milk has the same nutrients as whole milk. You OBVIOUSLY have no kids and have no clue how much teenage boys can eat."
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Phantom Phoenix 3 months ago
Hence the earlier suggestion of a 90s summer - Nintendo for 16 hours a day
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Scarlett O'Hara's Ghost 3 months ago
That's not even[the original one. I saw the original one as a kid. It was released in the early 70s
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Geoffrey Scott 2 months ago
Hey, winter air inside can be dry, so lightning inside can be created by shuffling your feet on the carpet.
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olivejuicedrinker (she/her) 3 months ago
but we do know everything (this is a joke, do not lobotomize me)
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Michael Largey 3 months ago
Today sadness is more often occasioned by the presence of ai than by its absence.
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Crystalwitch60 3 months ago
Well done 👍kids should be cooking by then nothing nicer than home made meatballs or burgers nom it should be illegal not to teach them tbh
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Norm Gilmore 3 months ago
If it's been there a while it might have turned into alcohol, so that's alright... :-)
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Beef Brisket 3 months ago
So refreshing to read about parents who are clearly enjoying themselves and their children. <3
Beef Brisket 3 months ago
So refreshing to read about parents who are clearly enjoying themselves and their children. <3
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