68 Memes For Anyone Who Needs A Break From Whatever They’re Supposed To Be Doing

Very cool.

OMG too funny!

My husband tells me I’m more of a honk-SHU than a mimimi

That's awesome!

Nice try ....

Yes, yes, a thousand times yes! And bring your buddies!

I like it!

Not every orange creature is a genocidal paedophile president. So, go for it!

Cat just misread the title - “Paw Stars”

Blep

" A positive attitude may not solve your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort" Snoopy.

Why let them know and stop all that free milk?

Still wanna be my friend? heh heh heh 😉

You got this entirely wrong, fable. It's the other way around. 😉

Ha, for real

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Valid question, accurate answer.

"Live long, and paws-per."

Sadly, the anti-elf racism is on the rise because of influential dwarven influencers like And'roo Spade or Bensha Piro.

She is right to argue with someone who doesn't make their own breakfast

Hold on, let me try...

Pretty void.

That’s relationship goals!

No one is allowed to criticise Alien. You can paint the sistines chapel white if you want...but this movie is not to be touched

Or vice versa?

I roll over repeatedly all night, almost always rotating in the same direction. This can cause problems with keeping the covers on top of me. But nothing beats the period when I was dating someone who rolled over all night in the *same direction*; one night, we literally rotated the blankets right off the side of the bed as we rolled in tandem in our sleep.

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Ruh-roh!

My (somewhat new) friend sits across the room from me in class, and she was trying to say something. It took me a moment to realize she was talking to me, and I'm pretty sure I made the exact same face and gesture.

Making wildly dramatic interpretations of an innocuous message? I'm glad that doesn't happen in the comments here 🤔

This is just how crows greet each other

That would do it…

He looks like The Rock

Translation; "people born between 1999 and 2004 realising that the youth sees them as old."

catbird…?

Great movie.

You jump into the air, get animation lock and fall off a cliff?

Bot oh boy, if I had a nickel for every time those pesky spirits looked up weird s*x stuff on my phone...

You'll find out in the morning

He reached out 2 u over common ground, when was last time y'all contacted him? U should c topics I bring up... Screenshots speak volumes 4 me

Time to change the strategy to “sorry I have a water in my ear”s.

💖

Nah, I'm good!

That's what the last vampire said!

?

I'm 40. Am I supposed to post stuff like this? I don't want to.

You didn't mean to say you're sorry bro, it's ok.

I know how it feels when a coworker won't stop talking but what it has to do with this ridiculous image I have no idea.

Antibiotics? Or Antipsychotics?

Michael Myers would be glad to stop by and lend a hand.

And her evil twin, Reese Withoutherspoon

Got TV set to Dark mode

With you as a parent, I wouldn't worry, kindergarten or not.

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He does!

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(Shudders) I'd rather eat out of a trash can than sit at this table

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You've got some WHAT to get off your chest?

First time I've witnessed a post actually having negative rating

???

Nah, it's a good idea.

Yes, RFK Jr, I see you raising your hand... Would anyone else like to answer?

Clearly English teacher will not be one of the examples.