51 Hilarious Memes That Are Here For You When Your Friends Aren’t

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That’s all I yam

That’s all I yam

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So true! How can that happen? Feel like an idiot and hope no one says anything!

Amazing how this still happens in your late forties. Maybe not so innocently anymore.

Only motivation to work for me are my bills I have to pay

And I've already asked you twice to repeat 🥲

In my dreams, I keep having to go back to all the jobs I've worked in the past, and try to remember how to do stuff I haven't done in years. "What was the combination to that safe I opened daily in 1994?"

my headphones aren't big enough.

You were saying?

*take notes* lifegoals: 1. get a dog (or cat), 2. ..

We had a blizzard here that limited speed and visibility and some idiot in a small sedan sped past my small SUV at an obscene speed on a country road. A few miles later I saw him off the road. Not crashed, but definitely stuck. There was a gas station about a half mile away, so he'll live. Maybe I shouldn't have laughed.

And then toilet at 5 am..

This is my dream bed.

...and then proceed to scroll/do nothing for the next 30 mins

"We're SUPPOSED to do it like this, but if you want to save time and skip the ceremony of doing it that way, you can always do it this way.... your choice."

Bonita

*plans

I wish I could fall asleep ( Stupid chronic insomnia. ). Manage the other two just fine, though.

Brain can't interpret the nerve signal properly, which results in this weird sensation.

If it’s a liquid it doesn’t count though.

Eh, it's not like you wash your clothes by hand, at the river.

"What do you mean you have worms?"

Or just dealing with....people!

Yes funny. But really women have lip balm sticks in every handbag that they own.

Had a guy call me the wrong name. I didn't catch it the first few times, then it got awkward after people looked at me like "Aren't you going to CORRECT him?"

Often

I'll get under the covers just in case.

When it’s raining so you get ready for bed.

"They make you come to work in this weather??"

Oh heck, come on down to texas. Ice on roads? Shoot we going to Wal Mart y'all!

My god, and people get so ANGRY that I don’t like to talk on the phone. It’s uncomfortable, dammit!

How I feel when the offramp I need is on the left instead of the normal right

My bookshelves are evidence

Up your bvm

Breathing the air.

Why would you put your shoes on someone’s furniture??

"That sounded way less b****y/weird/mean in my head."

I can still feel that

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Is this a new version of The West Wing but made by CBBC?

I've done this in the past because I've realised I'm a couple of £ short to cover direct debits.

There's a fine line between love and a comfy bed and a weighted blanket. No foul morning breath to greet is another plus for the comfy bed.

It's not the payment that disturbs me, it's the gross amount of interest you greedy b@stards charge that makes me insane.

I'm kind of a suck-it-up type of girl when it comes to pain. If I take something for it, you know it really hurts. If I tell you I'm going to go lay down, then you know not to make any noise or come near my room.

ah yes. tobacco smoke too. (not only co-worker. any weirdo on street.😭)

Well that IS Psyduck afterall! Lol

Maybe not in the ocean.

C'mon, BP! Use some discrimination choosing this stuff. This is unreadable!

Wow, cover and midnight snack

If would have the same one as 'if you know you know' and 'it is what it is' - a ⭕ because it's tautological.

When I ask AI something, I almost always add 'don't use human pronouns' or 'don't talk like a human'. I prefer it that way. You can also preface your prompt with 'ai mode'. Will stop the pretending to be human thing.

Every.Single.Day

I have a tiara very like this, but it says "retired"

Yup! Bad, bad idea!