51 Memes To Help You Survive Another Day And Fix Your Emotional Damage

And then toilet at 5 am..

And I've already asked you twice to repeat 🥲

Amazing how this still happens in your late forties. Maybe not so innocently anymore.

*take notes* lifegoals: 1. get a dog (or cat), 2. ..

...and then proceed to scroll/do nothing for the next 30 mins

Or close!

Eh, it's not like you wash your clothes by hand, at the river.

Bonita

*plans

Brain can't interpret the nerve signal properly, which results in this weird sensation.

When it’s raining so you get ready for bed.

You were saying?

My bookshelves are evidence

This is my dream bed.

"They make you come to work in this weather??"

"We're SUPPOSED to do it like this, but if you want to save time and skip the ceremony of doing it that way, you can always do it this way.... your choice."

Yes funny. But really women have lip balm sticks in every handbag that they own.

Why would you put your shoes on someone’s furniture??

I'll get under the covers just in case.

Wow, cover and midnight snack

If it’s a liquid it doesn’t count though.

I've done this in the past because I've realised I'm a couple of £ short to cover direct debits.

I can still feel that

How I feel when the offramp I need is on the left instead of the normal right

(light changes to green)5-4-3-2-1 (honk) "yeah they only have the 3 colors scooter".

It’s worse when you’re in your twenty two and they remember you from first grade (6 years old)

I have a tiara very like this, but it says "retired"

Maybe not in the ocean.

ah yes. tobacco smoke too. (not only co-worker. any weirdo on street.😭)