51 Funny Memes That Are Here For You When Your Friends Aren’t

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So true! How can that happen? Feel like an idiot and hope no one says anything!

In my dreams, I keep having to go back to all the jobs I've worked in the past, and try to remember how to do stuff I haven't done in years. "What was the combination to that safe I opened daily in 1994?"

me and school

Amazing how this still happens in your late forties. Maybe not so innocently anymore.

And then toilet at 5 am..

Bonita

*take notes* lifegoals: 1. get a dog (or cat), 2. ..

And I've already asked you twice to repeat 🥲

*plans

You were saying?

my headphones aren't big enough.

Eh, it's not like you wash your clothes by hand, at the river.

I wish I could fall asleep ( Stupid chronic insomnia. ). Manage the other two just fine, though.

When it’s raining so you get ready for bed.

Brain can't interpret the nerve signal properly, which results in this weird sensation.

This is my dream bed.

...and then proceed to scroll/do nothing for the next 30 mins

"We're SUPPOSED to do it like this, but if you want to save time and skip the ceremony of doing it that way, you can always do it this way.... your choice."

I'll get under the covers just in case.

"They make you come to work in this weather??"

Or just dealing with....people!

My bookshelves are evidence

Yes funny. But really women have lip balm sticks in every handbag that they own.

If it’s a liquid it doesn’t count though.

Why would you put your shoes on someone’s furniture??

Had a guy call me the wrong name. I didn't catch it the first few times, then it got awkward after people looked at me like "Aren't you going to CORRECT him?"

How I feel when the offramp I need is on the left instead of the normal right

We had a blizzard here that limited speed and visibility and some idiot in a small sedan sped past my small SUV at an obscene speed on a country road. A few miles later I saw him off the road. Not crashed, but definitely stuck. There was a gas station about a half mile away, so he'll live. Maybe I shouldn't have laughed.

My god, and people get so ANGRY that I don’t like to talk on the phone. It’s uncomfortable, dammit!

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Is this a new version of The West Wing but made by CBBC?

I've done this in the past because I've realised I'm a couple of £ short to cover direct debits.

I can still feel that

I have a tiara very like this, but it says "retired"

ah yes. tobacco smoke too. (not only co-worker. any weirdo on street.😭)

When I ask AI something, I almost always add 'don't use human pronouns' or 'don't talk like a human'. I prefer it that way.

Wow, cover and midnight snack

Maybe not in the ocean.

If would have the same one as 'if you know you know' and 'it is what it is' - a ⭕ because it's tautological.