50 Hilarious Memes Shared By Medical Students

Classic low pass filter! 👏

Those warm blankets have comforted me many times.

If a hospital is on university property you get stuck paying for parking. I worked at UNC Hospital and had to pay for parking. The lot I was stuck in for a couple of years had a bus in the morning if you wanted to ride it, in the afternoon no bus. I was so happy when I got bumped up to the parking deck across the street.

Ah yes. Can't keep track of all those microchips I've implanted in people, so I just add a few more for good measure when I come across somebody

*starts playing "Staying alive" in my head*

Yes, but even with my shoes off I can only count to twenty.

And get your goddamned flu shot, entirely too many people have clogged up intensiv care units this season. I'm serious, this is entirely preventable

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So true. Look at that thread we had recently about awful things doctors say to their patients.

Mef school and law school are super expensive.

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Truth.

Well, those can be pretty deadly too

Well he won’t be in pain anymore

I want to die 😅

I always greet children that way, the same way I greet anyone.

🤣🤣🤣

LOL

I'm a retired nurse. I had to learn the citric acid cycle AKA Krebs cycle or TCA cycle in nursing school. I made use of that information exactly zero times during my healthcare career.

Me: Any existing conditions? High blood pressure? Patient: No. My blood pressure is fine. Me: It says here you take blood pressure medication. Patient: OH yes, that's for my high blood pressure 🫠

The world runs on Indian YouTubers with 12 subscribers who make videos on both the most niche topics imaginable and the most common concepts to have ever been created

This hit hard.

Both really odd and really motivating at the same time

The "one".... amateur.

I'm a retired nurse. I was mistaken for a doctor many times during my career. I would always respond with "Oh no, I'm better than a doctor. I'm a nurse."

Saying "Work?!?" Is not a cycle.

Lil cheeto

B. I am going with B.

As a complex patient with a rare disease, this is totally not accurate. Every doctor is side-eyeing the door, assessing how quickly they can make me someone else's problem instead of theirs.

Learning worthless stuff takes just as much time and effort as useful information.

Wait, I didn't realize these were different people at first. My thought was, "Damñ, they must really like this product." In my defense, I was not wearing my glasses.

First day as an intern, guy starts vomiting bright red blood. My first thought- someone call a doctor! My second thought- s**t, I'm the doctor! He survived. But man you learn fast in that environment.

No, they usually do it right in front of me.

That's a life changer! 🎉🎉

Been one for years (ostensibly), but still feel like an imposter 🥲

I'm one of those lucky ones. I could probably survive a transfusion from my cats.

I was in hospital for a heart procedure recently and the guy in the next bed was being visited by the consultant after being woken up from anaesthetic. He and his family couldn't seem to understand what was being explained to them. He uad been woken up without any procedures being done because the scans had shown that the arteries were so blocked that the damage was too extensive for stents to be effective. He was basically being told that with serious lifestyle changes he might have a few years left. His family just kept on complaining that the surgeon hadn't put in a stent. He was only in his early 50s and had basically slobbed himself to death.

Is she happy or sad in the second picture?

Kidney stones are the worst pain I ever had. Mine aren't calcium based and I drink a lot of water. I had a BIG obstructing stone and bad infection caused by it in Jan. It woke me up very early in a Mon morning, woke my son up.. I need to go to the ER. After the CT and labs came back the ER doc was going to admit me until he asked if I have a Urologist. Yep Dr. Kim down the street, he talked to Dr. Kim who said I can do this as outpatient this week. They gave me IV abx and a script for them. Had lithotripsy Fri morning and felt like a new woman Sat morning

Somebody needs to slap them and kick them out of the OR when a replacement gets there.

I would have thought lowest malpractice insurance rates

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This is a story all about how my life got twist turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there and I'll tell you how I became a doctor, out of thin air.

This is hilarious.

I feel offended by the accuracy of this lol

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I'm more concerned with a Doogie Howser (male or female) attending to me...

I don't think anybody has a problem with surgeons making 400k a year. It's the people who are making 400k a year because they started with 3billion and do nothing to help society. (Or do we?)

It's on the inside...I'm 99% sure.

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Accurate

Stop censoring. I don't want to play "guess the word". I am 80, I have probably seen, heard, or used the word before.

So I've had an infected bartholin's gland more than once. One time I ended up in the emergency room for one at a teaching hospital. Literally 10+ people all crowded around staring. By the end of the marsupialization, 3 people had left. 🤢

That receptionist is an idiot for saying that a PA is an MD. I don't have a problem seeing a NP or PA but some patients refuse to see them.

Lots of people have or have had it and didn't know until they were tested. In 2000 a lady I worked with was talking to her husband on the phone and had him pull over and park. She called 911 & was transferred to the county he was in. He had a stroke that most people don't survive. When he got to the ER & tested positive for Corona. He didn't have any Corona symptoms. He was in rehab for a couple of months and is doing great.

When I was a kid I was told never to start smoking by my doctor who was puffing on a Chesterfield.

context: there used to be a poster that said the dining room was only for attending physicians, advanced practitioners, chiefs and fellows only and not for anyone else (including residents). The sign was eventually taken down (posting reddit source in reply)