Finding the right person to spend the rest of your life with isn't about finding somebody who's perfect. It's about finding somebody who's perfect for you. Because as you can see from this hilarious list compiled by Bored Panda, it's important to have a husband or wife who can handle all of your weird, annoying, and downright unbearable quirks!

From the woman whose husband neglected gardening duties to buy the cat an inflatable unicorn horn, to the man whose wife forced him to go to IKEA despite the fact that they didn't need to buy anything, the collection of funny posts below is sure to have married couples everywhere nodding and laughing in agreement. Don't forget to vote for your favorite!

#1

My Wife Didn't Appreciate My Fridge Magnet Poem

My Wife Didn't Appreciate My Fridge Magnet Poem

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jacluckycat 2 years ago

How could she not appreciate something so heartfelt

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#2

Asked My Wife Where My Eye Drops Were. She Responded "In The Bedroom On The Tv Stand Under The Lightswitch Slightly Trapped Between The Wall"

Asked My Wife Where My Eye Drops Were. She Responded "In The Bedroom On The Tv Stand Under The Lightswitch Slightly Trapped Between The Wall"

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criminalgirl 2 years ago

We know EVERYTHING.

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#3

For The Past Two Years, Anything Sitting In Our Garage That The Wife Says We Can't Get Rid Of, I've Hung As "Art" In Our Otherwise Useless Front Room

For The Past Two Years, Anything Sitting In Our Garage That The Wife Says We Can't Get Rid Of, I've Hung As "Art" In Our Otherwise Useless Front Room

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Valentina 2 years ago

you Sir, will enjoy a long and happy marriage...

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#4

My Husband Sure Knows How To Make A Pregnant, Bloated Girl Feel Special On Her Birthday

My Husband Sure Knows How To Make A Pregnant, Bloated Girl Feel Special On Her Birthday

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John L 2 years ago

You may not appreciate this now, but later on you'll cherish his thoughtfulness. Hugs-and-k...051928.gif Hugs-and-kisses-594275a051928.gif

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#5

My Hubbys Reaction When He Tasted That I Added Whiskey To His Coffee

My Hubbys Reaction When He Tasted That I Added Whiskey To His Coffee

dina_mrs_k Report

Pi... 2 years ago

Lol! That smile!

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#6

Wife And I Spend An Hour Trying To Get The Cat To Turn Off The Lights, So We Didn't Have To Get Out Of Bed

Wife And I Spend An Hour Trying To Get The Cat To Turn Off The Lights, So We Didn't Have To Get Out Of Bed

ThunderKrunk Report

Bunnies are better!! 2 years ago

Lol, you're never gonna get anything done if you do that

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#7

Told The Wife The Floor Was Gross And Needed Cleaning. Told Her I Was Willing To Do It. She Said We Don't Need To. Clean Half She Said And Let's See The Difference... Mission Accomplished. (We Don't Have Tiled Floors)

Told The Wife The Floor Was Gross And Needed Cleaning. Told Her I Was Willing To Do It. She Said We Don't Need To. Clean Half She Said And Let's See The Difference... Mission Accomplished. (We Don't Have Tiled Floors)

ordin22 Report

Helping Panda 2 years ago

That is a LOT of effort to make that point!

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#8

My Wife Has Been Trying Anything To Remind Me To Bring My Lunch To Work

My Wife Has Been Trying Anything To Remind Me To Bring My Lunch To Work

bsegovia Report

Pi... 2 years ago

From post it to post tit.

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#9

Marriage Is All About Compromise. For Example, I Didn't Really Want A Dog. My Wife Did. So We Compromised... And Here Is Our New Puppy Copper

Marriage Is All About Compromise. For Example, I Didn't Really Want A Dog. My Wife Did. So We Compromised... And Here Is Our New Puppy Copper

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Caitlyn McCracken 2 years ago

they are the cutest puppies and the loudest howlers!

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#10

I Wore This Custom Shirt During My Wife's Labor. Wife Was Not Amused

I Wore This Custom Shirt During My Wife's Labor. Wife Was Not Amused

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Hans 2 years ago

She indeed does not look amused. Rightly, I guess.

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#11

After Working An 18 Hour Day, I Came Home To Find This Note Left By My Wife In The Bathroom

After Working An 18 Hour Day, I Came Home To Find This Note Left By My Wife In The Bathroom

Jacksoffwithhotsauce Report

Bunnies are better!! 2 years ago

Aw! How sweet that she thought of you!

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#12

Whenever We Get Into A Heated Argument, My Wife Stops Mid Argument To Take A Selfie With Me, I'm Never Amused

Whenever We Get Into A Heated Argument, My Wife Stops Mid Argument To Take A Selfie With Me, I'm Never Amused

hmmunoz Report

Pi... 2 years ago

But it seems to have done the trick!

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#13

What I Love About My Parents Is That After 41 Years Of Marriage, They Still Know How To Embarrass Their Kids

What I Love About My Parents Is That After 41 Years Of Marriage, They Still Know How To Embarrass Their Kids

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John L 2 years ago

Two parents with a great sense of humor. Wow, what a Keeper! :D

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#14

My Pregnant Wife Sent This To Me At 2:12am This Morning. I'm Going To Guess That My Snoring Was Quite Bad Last Night

My Pregnant Wife Sent This To Me At 2:12am This Morning. I'm Going To Guess That My Snoring Was Quite Bad Last Night

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Jeremie Guerra 2 years ago

So..I assume Huichol Indians women only had one pregnancy...(with the same companion )^^

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#15

When You Ask Your Husband To Pack Your Lunch

When You Ask Your Husband To Pack Your Lunch

RemorsefulArsonist Report

Bunnies are better!! 2 years ago

the way the apples and banana are laid out is too much for me to handle

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#16

I Needed To Borrow My Wife's Phone... She Said Her Password Was Our Anniversary. I Gave The Phone Back And Said I Didn't Know What Happened

I Needed To Borrow My Wife's Phone... She Said Her Password Was Our Anniversary. I Gave The Phone Back And Said I Didn't Know What Happened

StarskyAndHutch Report

Momogi 2 years ago

If I were you, I'd sit in the corner in silent.

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#17

We Were Looking Through Old Pictures Of Me When My Wife Started Laughing And Got The Dog's Flea Pills From The Cupboard

We Were Looking Through Old Pictures Of Me When My Wife Started Laughing And Got The Dog's Flea Pills From The Cupboard

phelyan Report

Bunnies are better!! 2 years ago

How cool that the husband was the model for the dog vitamins

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#18

My Wife And I Accidentally Got Each Other The Same Gift For Our Second Anniversary

My Wife And I Accidentally Got Each Other The Same Gift For Our Second Anniversary

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John L 2 years ago

It shows that you are both on the same page, and think alike. :D

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#19

Marriage Milestone

Marriage Milestone

XplodingUnicorn Report

Hans 2 years ago

Is it just me, or does someone else find it strange to say or write "fuck you" when addressing the spouse, even if it would be in a kidding mood?

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#20

My Wife Said I Could Decorate The Guest Bathroom As My Own. Multiple Screams Have Ensued

My Wife Said I Could Decorate The Guest Bathroom As My Own. Multiple Screams Have Ensued

ChefCthulhu Report

John L 2 years ago

No more Hitchcock for you, from now on. ;D

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#21

My Wife Includes Little Notes In My Lunch When She Packs It. I've Been Saving Them In My Desk

My Wife Includes Little Notes In My Lunch When She Packs It. I've Been Saving Them In My Desk

Katoptrizo Report

John L 2 years ago

Wow, I think I'm in Love! :D

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#22

Married For 62 Years, But My Grandpa Will Still Pull Out His Road Atlas To Prove My Grandma Wrong

Married For 62 Years, But My Grandpa Will Still Pull Out His Road Atlas To Prove My Grandma Wrong

Upstream15 Report

John L 2 years ago

If that's all you two argue about, no wonder you lasted that long together. :D

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#23

My Wife And I Do Not Lead A Very Exciting Life

My Wife And I Do Not Lead A Very Exciting Life

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Jhoa 2 years ago

That-s actually prett useful.

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#24

Caught My Husband Red Handed... Thought He Was Working Out

Caught My Husband Red Handed... Thought He Was Working Out

GorJess229 Report

John L 2 years ago

Remember this. Inside Every Man is a child just dying to come out and play. :D

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#25

Year No. 4 At My Wife's Family Reunion

Year No. 4 At My Wife's Family Reunion

switchfootball Report

John L 2 years ago

This could be a subtle hint, that you don't come around enough. :O

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#26

Whenever I Asked My Husband What He Wanted For Dinner He Always Answered, "Bacon-Wrapped Shrimp And Asparagus With Hollandaise Sauce" Just To F*ck With Me. Today I Served Him This

Whenever I Asked My Husband What He Wanted For Dinner He Always Answered, "Bacon-Wrapped Shrimp And Asparagus With Hollandaise Sauce" Just To F*ck With Me. Today I Served Him This

lacquerroneous Report

Ladam 2 years ago

You sure showed him!

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#27

My Wife Said This License Plate Made Her Think Of Me

My Wife Said This License Plate Made Her Think Of Me

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Alessia Facchin 2 years ago

aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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#28

Never Have I Been So Mad At My Wife Before

Never Have I Been So Mad At My Wife Before

skaschmidt Report

Alessia Facchin 2 years ago

gosh, she is smart...I wasn't expecting it...

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#29

Marriage Is About Sharing (Almost) Everything

Marriage Is About Sharing (Almost) Everything

bizcat Report

John L 2 years ago

You forgot the magic word after "Go Away". You still have a lot to learn about partnerships. :O

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#30

Trying To Sent Subtle Hints To My Wife Last Night

Trying To Sent Subtle Hints To My Wife Last Night

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Jeremie Guerra 2 years ago

Do you see a bear in the middle climbing a rock or is it just me? ^^

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#31

When My Husband Shops Online For Me

When My Husband Shops Online For Me

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Naima Ivansdóttir 2 years ago

ROFL!!!

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#32

My Husband Is An Asshole

My Husband Is An Asshole

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Hoparduc Snowpanther 2 years ago

heart attack

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#33

I Love Making Cookies With My Wife

I Love Making Cookies With My Wife

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John L 2 years ago

What's that old saying............"Flattery will get you Everywhere". Hugs-and-k...4de895.gif Hugs-and-kisses-59427aa4de895.gif

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#34

My Husband Didn't Want A Birthday Cake

My Husband Didn't Want A Birthday Cake

Montification Report

Susan Gardner 2 years ago

Hilarious. I love a sense of humor

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#35

My Pregnant Wife Demanded I Go To The Store For Frozen Yogurt. I Was Temped To Play A Joke, But Wanted To Live

My Pregnant Wife Demanded I Go To The Store For Frozen Yogurt. I Was Temped To Play A Joke, But Wanted To Live

ThePantser Report

Diksha Deshpande 2 years ago

Hey, it's still yogurt!

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#36

This Is What Happens When My Wife Leaves On A Business Trip And I'm Home Alone. When She's Home Vs. When She's Gone

This Is What Happens When My Wife Leaves On A Business Trip And I'm Home Alone. When She's Home Vs. When She's Gone

Nattyiceforme Report

rai mei 2 years ago

doggo's happy :)

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#37

My Husband Challenged Me To See If I Could Fit In My New Suitcase... I Sent Him This Response

My Husband Challenged Me To See If I Could Fit In My New Suitcase... I Sent Him This Response

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Helping Panda 2 years ago

Who took the second picture? Nevertheless, impressive!

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#38

Marriage Status

Marriage Status

XplodingUnicorn Report

Caitlyn McCracken 2 years ago

Oh man this gives me anxiety

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#39

I Came Home To This Last Night. I Married The Right Woman

I Came Home To This Last Night. I Married The Right Woman

irishike Report

John L 2 years ago

At least she's original in her suggestions. :D

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#40

My Wife Hates Comic Book Movies. Thanks Universal

My Wife Hates Comic Book Movies. Thanks Universal

holmw13 Report

criminalgirl 2 years ago

Yes but Ryan Reynolds.............

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#41

The "My Wife/Girlfriend Made Me Go To The Mall" Support Group Is Underway

The "My Wife/Girlfriend Made Me Go To The Mall" Support Group Is Underway

8amHangovers Report

Caitlyn McCracken 2 years ago

I always think that when I walk buy guys in chairs at the mall. "just waiting on the wife"

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#42

My Husband Got Tired Of Wine Stains Everywhere So He Got Me A Sippy Wine Cup

My Husband Got Tired Of Wine Stains Everywhere So He Got Me A Sippy Wine Cup

ozfrogs Report

Bunnies are better!! 2 years ago

now that's a clever idea

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#43

I'm Starting A Fight With My Wife

I'm Starting A Fight With My Wife

ComcastNeedsToDie Report

Jeremie Guerra 2 years ago

Well if that's the meal you will offer to your wife I totally understand why she'll fight :)

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#44

Marry Your Best Friend

Marry Your Best Friend

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Leoninus Fate 2 years ago

Dat Mario in the background tho =o

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#45

My Wife's New Hand Towel

My Wife's New Hand Towel

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CelSlade 2 years ago

I want one! XD

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#46

I'm A Super Nervous Flyer. My Wife Just Took This Pic Of Me At The Airport Restaurant, About To Board The Plane A Part Of Our Honeymoon

I'm A Super Nervous Flyer. My Wife Just Took This Pic Of Me At The Airport Restaurant, About To Board The Plane A Part Of Our Honeymoon

wynstn Report

John L 2 years ago

Looks like the sign in the background says it all, right? ;D

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#47

Asked My Husband To (Hand) Whip Some Heavy Cream. Hear Strange Noises And Walk In On This

Asked My Husband To (Hand) Whip Some Heavy Cream. Hear Strange Noises And Walk In On This

Lilaflockensocke Report

rai mei 2 years ago

the dog is judging your husband

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#48

My Wife Wanted To Make Sure That Someone Took A Picture Of The Expression On Our Faces When Our Daughter Was Born Today. So I Took One

My Wife Wanted To Make Sure That Someone Took A Picture Of The Expression On Our Faces When Our Daughter Was Born Today. So I Took One

gilsolano12 Report

Jeremie Guerra 2 years ago

I can affirme that this couple have nothing related to Huichol Indians :D

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#49

I Have My Reasons For Making My Wife Use Her Own Tube

I Have My Reasons For Making My Wife Use Her Own Tube

jimmyg4life Report

John L 2 years ago

I'll bet you hide it from her too, you rascal. rolleye001...1aba45.gif rolleye0012-594274c1aba45.gif

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#50

Was Wondering Why My Wife Was Giggling When She Asked Me To Change The Air Filters

Was Wondering Why My Wife Was Giggling When She Asked Me To Change The Air Filters

AelyneMB Report

John L 2 years ago

That's what is known as a subtle hint. ;D

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#51

My Husband Always Leaves Me Notes When He Has To Leave Town For Work

My Husband Always Leaves Me Notes When He Has To Leave Town For Work

StagKen Report

John L 2 years ago

How cute. But he's always farting, isn't he? tongue-594...165086.gif tongue-59427fe165086.gif

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#52

My Husband Attempted To Help With The Laundry. I Don't Buy Pink Towels Because I Don't Like Pink

My Husband Attempted To Help With The Laundry. I Don't Buy Pink Towels Because I Don't Like Pink

Jessie599 Report

criminalgirl 2 years ago

Men will do anything it takes to never be asked to do a chore again.

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#53

Because This

Because This

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Alessia Facchin 2 years ago

priorities...

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#54

My Husband Bet Me I Couldn't Shave His Foot Without Him Waking Up. This Is What He Woke Up To This Morning

My Husband Bet Me I Couldn't Shave His Foot Without Him Waking Up. This Is What He Woke Up To This Morning

Potatoprincessa Report

Socially Awkward 2 years ago

😂👌

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#55

Wife And I Had A Big Fight Last Week - On Valentine's Day She Gave Me This Along With My Gift

Wife And I Had A Big Fight Last Week - On Valentine's Day She Gave Me This Along With My Gift

elusivemrx Report

John L 2 years ago

This is a "Keeper". Just don't flash it around in front of her, especially with family members present. Seriously! :O

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#56

My Wife Asked For A Coach Bag For Her Birthday. Let's Just Say She's Pretty Happy Today

My Wife Asked For A Coach Bag For Her Birthday. Let's Just Say She's Pretty Happy Today

armiesofants Report

Cherie 2 years ago

The little guy seems to like it too.

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#57

My Wife And I "Share" A Cabinet In The Bathroom

My Wife And I "Share" A Cabinet In The Bathroom

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Patrick Bateman 2 years ago

Good God!

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#58

Bedroom Is Really Sunny In The Morning. Found Husband Sleeping Like This

Bedroom Is Really Sunny In The Morning. Found Husband Sleeping Like This

Kat211 Report

Z 2 years ago

Are you aware your husband is a 12 year old girl?

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#59

Clear Communication Is The Key To A Successful Marriage

Clear Communication Is The Key To A Successful Marriage

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John L 2 years ago

Obviously she really means business. spiteful-5...ab5d7b.gif spiteful-59427ddab5d7b.gif

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#60

My Wife Bought A New Hairbrush With A Suction Cup At The End. I Found This On The Bathroom Mirror. I Love My Wife

My Wife Bought A New Hairbrush With A Suction Cup At The End. I Found This On The Bathroom Mirror. I Love My Wife

ApologeticKid Report

John L 2 years ago

Is this a hint for a special sex toy to be added to the game? 029-594287...3e08ca.gif 029-594287d3e08ca.gif

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#61

I Asked My Husband To Clean Our Room. This Triggered His Inner 5 Year Old And He Fell Asleep

I Asked My Husband To Clean Our Room. This Triggered His Inner 5 Year Old And He Fell Asleep

missespanda Report

BoredBirgit 2 years ago

Bwahahahahaaaaa

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#62

Wife Left A Note In My Lunch

Wife Left A Note In My Lunch

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Kerri Russ 2 years ago

I'll allow it.

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#63

Picking A Fight With My Wife

Picking A Fight With My Wife

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#64

I Was Complaining About My Recent Cold So My Wife Made Me A Cake To Help Me "Feel Better"

I Was Complaining About My Recent Cold So My Wife Made Me A Cake To Help Me "Feel Better"

wherediditype Report

John L 2 years ago

Wait one Minute! ALL Men are babies when they are sick. This is your opportunity to get "one up" on him on a continual basis. Obviously you are a newlywed, right? aww-594283...e08747.gif aww-594283ae08747.gif

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#65

Wife Is Out, Packing My Own Lunch This Week

Wife Is Out, Packing My Own Lunch This Week

TheChosenPeeples Report

Bunnies are better!! 2 years ago

seems like a sustainable lunch

#66

I Might Have To Kill My Husband

I Might Have To Kill My Husband

HapEGoLucky Report

Bunnies are better!! 2 years ago

you do have to

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#67

I Couldn't Find My Wife Until I Looked In Her Closet. I Said, "What Are You Doing?" She Says, "I Have Nothing To Wear"

I Couldn't Find My Wife Until I Looked In Her Closet. I Said, "What Are You Doing?" She Says, "I Have Nothing To Wear"

Augray_Sorn Report

Blue Cicada 2 years ago

1) Remove all clothing. 2) Rehang regularly used items. 3) Store seasonal/special occasion. 4) Donate the rest--you'll make someone's day.

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#68

Sent My Husband To The Store For Milk And Kitty Litter. He Came Back With This. He's Now Back At The Store For The Milk And Litter

Sent My Husband To The Store For Milk And Kitty Litter. He Came Back With This. He's Now Back At The Store For The Milk And Litter

SidePone Report

Blue Cicada 2 years ago

Did you feed him first? Never send a hungry person to the store.

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#69

Tried To Put A Heart In My Husband's Pancake. Made A Ballsack Instead

Tried To Put A Heart In My Husband's Pancake. Made A Ballsack Instead

hillshmill Report

Bunnies are better!! 2 years ago

I honestly don't think he'll mind

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#70

Husband Told Me To Make Sure The Wine Didn't Break In The Back Of The Car On Vacation. Don't Judge Me

Husband Told Me To Make Sure The Wine Didn't Break In The Back Of The Car On Vacation. Don't Judge Me

whitvw Report

Lynn Donovan 2 years ago

Girl, if it's stupid and it works, it ain't stupid

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#71

Thanks To Our Toaster Oven We Now Have Matching Husband And Wife Scars For Life

Thanks To Our Toaster Oven We Now Have Matching Husband And Wife Scars For Life

Itsjustme50 Report

Alessia Facchin 2 years ago

I have the same identical scar thanks to the oven

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#72

After 20 Years Of Marriage, And My Mother Asking Every Morning How My Father Takes His Tea, He's Finally Had It

After 20 Years Of Marriage, And My Mother Asking Every Morning How My Father Takes His Tea, He's Finally Had It

jamjam1090 Report

Susan Gardner 2 years ago

I think she knew. It was just a little game she liked to play :)

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#73

Left This Note For My Wife

Left This Note For My Wife

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Lisa-Marie Dhondt 2 years ago

......as he looks down, he realises the blood...is his! As his wife turns on her heel, eating her choc chip cookies and carrying his liver.

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#74

Told My Husband Not To Eat The Ice Cream In The Freezer. Then I Saw This Shadow Form In The Kitchen

Told My Husband Not To Eat The Ice Cream In The Freezer. Then I Saw This Shadow Form In The Kitchen

SloanethePornGal Report

John L 2 years ago

Sometimes you have to be very specific. Remember, men are still little children at heart. ;O

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#75

Prefect Description

Prefect Description

moooooog35 Report

Oliver Nahlik 2 years ago

it means"sabbath is close, get a child for the cauldron"

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#76

My Wife Wanted Her Sandwich Cut In Half. She Was Non-Specific As To How

My Wife Wanted Her Sandwich Cut In Half. She Was Non-Specific As To How

leftnotracks Report

Kjorn 2 years ago

i do this often for my kids

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#77

My Wife Made Me A Passive Aggressive Flow Chart To Use Every Time I Get Hungry

My Wife Made Me A Passive Aggressive Flow Chart To Use Every Time I Get Hungry

biscoff_nutella Report

Helping Panda 2 years ago

This isn't very well thought out. Even if we ignore the obvious problem that this can only end in "don't eat", why does it matter how many pots and pans he uses if he cleans up after himself?

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#78

My Wife Hates Rollercosters. After I Pitched A Fit About It, She Finally Picked One She Would Ride With Me

My Wife Hates Rollercosters. After I Pitched A Fit About It, She Finally Picked One She Would Ride With Me

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