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65 Funny Notes From Kids Who Had Complaints, Demands, And Big Feelings
Before we become polite, rule-abiding adults, we spend a good chunk of our lives as children who haven’t yet learned what society considers appropriate. Our imaginations run wild, and we say whatever pops into our heads without giving it much thought. Most of us just don’t remember what that felt like once we grow up.
To jog your memory, we’ve put together a list of funny notes written by kids and shared online by their parents. Hopefully, they’ll make your day a little brighter and maybe even remind you to let your inner child out every once in a while.
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#1
I Think I’m Raising A Good Kid
For my birthday yesterday, my oldest (he’s almost 11) led me on a Post-it note scavenger hunt around the house until I finally found his actual present under the bathroom sink. The little guy actually gave me $20 of his own money so I could get myself something I enjoy. Pretty proud of his generosity (although I might slip some of this back into his piggy bank later). Also, I’m pretty flattered that stick-figure me has so many muscles and so much hair.
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#5
I Leave A Pad Of Paper In My Son's Lunchbox So He Can Tell Me What He Liked Or Didn't Like In His Lunch. Yesterday He Wrote Me This Note
#14
One Of The Blankets Fell Down From My Daughter's Fort Overnight. I Didn't Know I Needed To Wake Up And Fix It, So This Is The Note I Got This Morning
#15
The Duality Of Fatherhood (Valentine’s Edition). One Of These Valentine’s Notes Is From My 13-Year-Old. The Other Is From My 8-Year-Old
Peter Bear 29 minutes ago
I would absolutely own the title of King of Farts from any son of mine.
#16
So My Son Pulled The Towel Hook Out Of His Bathroom Wall And He Wrote Me This Fabulous Apology Note
#17
Ask 8 Year-Old Daughter To Unload The Dishwasher, She Writes Me This Note On Her Dry-Erase Board
#18
What Sweet Little Notes Have You Been “Graced” With From Your Kids ?
My oldest, who seems to remove an item from his list of foods that he will consume, surprisingly enjoyed peaches for the first time earlier this week. So I thought this was a win. Fast forward a few days: I go out and buy more peaches (fruit cups) to pack in his lunch. Well, the fruit cup came home, along with a note for me. This kid is going places in life. Just don't buy peaches.
#21
Kids Say The Darndest Things!
#22
You Are Not Smart Because You Don't Believe In Unicorns
BrunoVI 26 minutes ago
Unicorns are real, and they are much more like the ancient Greeks described them than those silly My Little Pony horses with narwhal horns. Unicorns had legs like elephants', and incredibly hard, tough skin, and huge, round feet. The key is to realize when you hear them described as "horses," that the ancients named Hippopotamuses, "River horses." Yes, that's what "hippopotamus" means. What's vaguely like a hippo, but lives on dry land; has an incredibly tough hide; massive, round feet; legs like an elephant, and a horn coming out of its face? Hint: Our name for it is Latin for "nose horn," but the Greeks called it, "single horn."
#29
My Wife Had My Daughter Draw Pictures To Family Members With Her Christmas Wish List. Hilarity Ensued
#36
A Letter My Younger Brother And I Wrote For My Mom After She Started Working At Our Elementary School
#38
My Mom Dug Up This Old Note I Wrote For The Tooth Fairy, If You're Wondering, Yes She Understood And I Got My 25c
#44
My 6yr Old Son Called Me, Excited About Losing His Tooth
Later in the day, the cleaning lady threw out his tooth when she made up the room. He was crying and panicking so my wife told him to write a letter.
#46
Found This Note My American Girl Doll Anna “Wrote”
I don’t know who Billy Criter is, or what he does with the principal, but dear God it couldn’t have been what it looks like.
#51
My Daughter Refused To Admit Eating The Powder From Emergen-C Vitamin Juice Mix
And hiding the wrappers in the couch cushions. Eventually she left this note...
#54
Our 7 Year Old Wrote This And Gave To My Husband After A Particular Brutal Car Ride Of Him Singing
The plant comment was extra lol.
#56
Little Note My Toddler Niece Wrote In Her Diary
#59
Letter I Wrote To My Parents When I Was 7
My parents would always ask, "what do you think your punishment should be?", hence why I answered the question in advance.
#63
I Was Packing And Found A Note I Made For My Mom When I Was Like, 8 Or Something. "Arivory"
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