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Some would argue that women were last in line when the easier life was being handed out. We deal with periods, pains, pregnancy, childbirth, menopause, and men. Just kidding! But through it all, ladies somehow manage to maintain their world-class sense of humor. There are those who have raked in millions from being professional comedians, and others who are happy to hand out giggles without being paid. Social media is filled with hilarious tweets, clapbacks, rants, roasts, jokes, and memes - all written by women.
If you’re looking for some laughter medicine to see you through your next bout of girl problems, you’ve come to the right place. Bored Panda has put together a super funny list of memes handpicked from the “Women’s Humor” IG Account. More than 183k people follow the page for their daily dose of “Humor Tailored For Women.” Keep scrolling, and prepare to laugh until your b***s bounce. Don’t forget to upvote your favorites.
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John Dilligaf 10 months ago
that is the face of a woman who has absolutely no regrets and would do it again in a heartbeat
pfeils wife 10 months ago
was that link going to help me identify this woman? Because I'm not paying to read it!
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Gavin Johnson 10 months ago
The merest hint of a lip curl, there’s a lot going unsaid in that look. She looks proper!
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Johanna Tetley 9 months ago
Girl chaos power! 🔪🩸 (Why did this post make me think of Yandere Simulator?)
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MegDragon 10 months ago (edited)
I don’t get the expensive wedding thing. And it’s not even a “to each their own” because these people don’t seem to realize they’ve really shot themselves in the foot. Unless you’re wealthy, you just burned up part of a down payment on a house or the cost of an entire car on one party. Why??
Sue 10 months ago
I live near the beach & for $200 was thinking renting a shelter overlooking the ocean & with a walk-up from there, catered BBQ, and possibly a DJ or band, depending on the price. That's a fun day to me even without getting married.
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Joanne Earle 10 months ago
This. I will never understand these bridezillas that have to have everything PERFECT, and an expensive bachelorette party and destination wedding. I'd rather use the money for a trip, or a house. Like Monica Geller finally realized after talking to Chandler, 'I don't want a big wedding. I want all the things you just said. I want a marriage'.
Richard Iachetta 10 months ago
Don't have an expensive wedding also don't have an expensive honeymoon. Take all that money you would have wasted and put it in the bank as a down payment for your first house
It is said that laughter is the best medicine. And many would agree that being a woman comes with more than enough problems to require a good dose of meds. It’s easy to want to cry in the face of our girl problems, but according to science, there’s no harm in laughing instead. In fact, your physical and mental health might thank you for it.
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Auntriarch 10 months ago (edited)
I painted a couple of my flamingos black with glow in the dark bones last year. I found a pattern on the internet, it wasn't difficult and they look very good. Actually they are still in the window.
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Jack and Coke 10 months ago
I did this for last Halloween. Copied the poses in the picture. I used a glue gun to attach instead of zip ties.
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Richard Iachetta 10 months ago
Show up with a friend dressed business sharp and explain that you had a bad feeling about today and thought you should bring your lawyer with you. If the friend has a big attaché case and can put on a frightening scowl that would put the icing on the cake
Nimitz 10 months ago
TF? Don't let them on to the fact you know. Scrub your workstation of every bit of information. Befriend someone from IT who can erase your backups. Leave not one scrap of your knowledge and effort behind for the parasites who would replace you. Destroy property if you aren't on camera. Salt the Earth
Parmeisan 10 months ago (edited)
I know somebody who got fired on a sick day. Part of the reason he was being fired was that he was sick so much; that, alongside generally poor performance for over a year, despite being warned about both things. So they'd been planning on giving him the bad news at the end of the day, but when he called in sick they just weren't willing to pay him for another full day of nothing and chose to fire him on the spot.
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When you laugh, you stimulate some of your organs. “Laughter enhances your intake of oxygen-rich air, stimulates your heart, lungs and muscles, and increases the endorphins that are released by your brain,” notes MayoClinic, adding that a good giggle also activates and relieves your stress response.
As per the medical site, laughing “fires up and then cools down your stress response.” It can also increase and then decrease your heart rate and blood pressure, leaving you feeling more relaxed than you were just before you scrolled through a hilarious list of memes.
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Jessica Tolar 10 months ago
I have one (well, technically, my husband does) but she is wonderful and loving and sends money
Papa 10 months ago
I had a great-aunt who would give my wife money every time she saw her with our son in the grocery store when he was small, sometimes twice in the same visit. My wife said she would sometimes leave the store even if she wasn't finished shopping because she felt guilty about it.
Still Going 10 months ago
Kind of like a fairy godmother? Except for the will, because everyone knows fairy godmothers live forever. ✨
Mandy Delaforce (PC Girl) 9 months ago
Yeah - that's theft. My disgusting cousins did this to old ladies, as directed by their parents. We don't talk to them.
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cj be like 9 months ago
reminds me of that meme with the girl lookiing so smug while standing in front of a burning house, but its just the cat
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Johanna Tetley 9 months ago (edited)
Me when pretending to talk to Black from Sprunki or Bill Cipher....(please don't judge)
Perhaps best of all for those battling through “that time of the month” is the fact that laughter soothes tension and helps reduce pain. It stimulates circulation, aids muscle relaxation, releases endorphins, and increases serotonin and dopamine, which means less stress and soreness.
Over the long term, laughter strengthens your immune system, helping to keep you healthier and alive as a woman for longer. “Negative thoughts manifest into chemical reactions that can affect your body by bringing more stress into your system and decreasing your immunity,” reads the MayoClinic site. “By contrast, positive thoughts can actually release neuropeptides that help fight stress and potentially more-serious illnesses.”
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Julie Cohn 10 months ago
What’s even more depressing is posting this stupid sh** on a feed about humor in the first place, then people actually commenting on it about how they agree
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Giles McArdell 10 months ago
That's called depression, part of you can see damn well what's going on but can't do anything about it, which makes you more depressed. It's a nasty spiral trap that's difficult to break out of.
Tessa 10 months ago
Hugs to you all. I’m slowly climbing out of the dark valley. Hang in there, it can get better. ❤️🩹
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Cheryl Robinson-Atwood 10 months ago
Omygod yes. Winter depression, complicated by this being 2025.
Cheryl Robinson-Atwood 10 months ago
But then, anyone not depressed right now is clearly not paying attention.
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Richard Iachetta 10 months ago
What a great dad, hope her future husband pays attention. He can't use the excuse that all men don't know what to do
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Tazzer Panda 10 months ago
Serious question time. Is it mainly the US that tend to have a gynecologist? I see them talked about and it gives me the impression women are going to them on the regular, but I'd no idea why? In the UK I'd say they're pretty much unheard of. Nurses conduct smear tests every 3-5 years, medical issues that may arise and anything related to pregnancy childbirth - but other than that, I'm stumped why it seems other places in the world see them so often.
CF 10 months ago
I'm in the US. For me, it's always been my GP and I've never been to an actual gyne. No pregnancies, 44F. Two or 3 years ago I had to get a new GP and she acted srsly irritated that I dont have a gyne that I see, and that she had to do my smear. "Really, you don't have one you see? Don't you think it's about time you get one?" No b***h, do I look like I'm made of gold? Her rudeness and treating me like I'm some stupid teenager is why I've yet to bother seeing another Dr since.
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While we’ll always recommend looking through Bored Panda’s extensive archive of funny memes when you need a pick-me-up, experts say you shouldn’t forget to laugh at yourself too. Psychologists call it “self-directed laughter” and, like any other kind of laughter, it’s good for you.
Among the potential benefits, reveals VeryWellMind, are improved mental health, stress management, and self-expression. "Making light of your shortcomings can help you cope with stress and negativity, making it a valuable tool for managing mental health," notes the site.
"Gently poking fun at the things that bring you down can take the hurt and stress out of them. It won't make those challenges vanish, but it can make them easier to deal with."
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cj be like 9 months ago
Along with the other atari classic where you try and play tennis with your boobs, Nippong
John Mosley 10 months ago
It was funnier yesterday when deejak commented that.
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BookFanatic 10 months ago
Lol I had a guy ask me that a couple weeks ago. I sent him a picture of my mismatched PJs and ugly cat socks. Never heard from him again. :)
Richard Iachetta 10 months ago
Socially awkward males don't know how to talk to a woman so they try something they saw in a movie. Unfortunately their choice in movies sucks
Schmebulock 10 months ago
You will catch more flies with honey.....so just lie and say lingerie.
Crystalwitch60 7 months ago
Dint want to catch flies ty very much lol ! or men for that matter or women ! If im asked that they get told where to go !
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Cydney Golden 10 months ago
Why do people need to assign blame for toots? Everyone does it. Everyone should just ignore it and move on.
“Maintaining a sense of self-deprecating sense of humor while I faced whatever it was life threw at me allowed me to reframe challenges, get out of my head, and maintain my mental health during some of the most trying times in my career,” revealed award-winning business leader and keynote speaker Dr. Magie Cook. “When we learn to embrace challenges and our struggles in a humorous way, we shift our negative thinking into a more optimistic outlook.”
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Don't listen to me 10 months ago
Who really looks more like Dolly Parton than Dolly Parton does, in this pic anyway .
April Pickett 10 months ago
Dolly doesn't have her hair done, her make-up isn't stage-worthy, and the dress is wrong. If she'd done her stage persona, she would have won.
Pandasizing World Peace 9 months ago
Don’t think she was going for the win.
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Hell Iz 10 months ago
I have that 🖤 (and I’m goth). Been married for 15 years.
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Rebecca McManus 10 months ago
Gomez was my perfect man, I'm not saying that's why I'm divorced but it may have been a factor
cj be like 9 months ago
for being a supposed 'family of monsters' they have one of the sweetest and healthiest relationships in TV
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Auntriarch 10 months ago
Sometimes I have to ask Mr Auntriarch did something happen or have I been dreaming again.
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Analyn Lahr 10 months ago
Same for books I read. "Did that really happen in the book or was it a fan fiction day dream I had?"
Illustrious G 10 months ago
I believed that a childhood teddy bear had been damaged in a flood at my parents’ house for years. When I brought it up to them once, they were like “that never happened”. I must have had a very vivid dream!! (And the teddy bear is safe!)
Cook, who grew up in an orphanage in Mexico before moving to the U.S. on a basketball scholarship, has seen her fair share of adversity. She found herself homeless at one point and has faced many other obstacles on her way to building a successful salsa-making empire.
She says human beings are tuned to recognize the negative. They're more likely to see a stressful situation as threatening, without any ability to see a silver lining. "When we start poking fun at our own mistakes, stressors, and challenges, we disarm that threat," said Cook. "Suddenly, this stressed out world has no more power, and we can find humor in the chaos that lets us reclaim our control over whatever situation we find ourselves in. We remind ourselves that mistakes are inevitable, and no one mishap defines us."
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Paulina 10 months ago
They have claws. Like with the big C for Creating a bloody mess out of you.
Illustrious G 10 months ago
Yes but look how cute! Surely it’s worth it !!
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Kathy Brooke 10 months ago
I stopped being able to gauge length and distance the first time a bloke tried to convince me something that short was 8 inches.
Gavin Johnson 10 months ago
It may not be twelve inches but it smells like a foot…
Load More Replies... Joanne Earle 10 months ago
Oh lort this is us every single time we are on a road trip. The dot is moving slow as we approach a cross street then all of a sudden speeds up and goes past the turn and I'm like, 'dang it.....better bang a uey....we missed the turn AGAIN.' Thank you google maps.
General Anaesthesia 10 months ago (edited)
Would 36.363636 rods be more comprehensible? Could you fathom (100) that better?
Pferdchen 10 months ago
This is a contributing factor to the 31 cars that got stuck on the railroad tracks in six months nearby. The GPS will tell people something like "veer to the right in 100 feet." Unfortunately, the railroad tracks veer off to the right in 50 feet! We also had the escaped kangaroo back in 2020 🤣 https://www.local10.com/news/local/2022/02/23/confusing-crossing-in-fort-lauderdale-has-drivers-turning-onto-train-tracks/
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Auntriarch 10 months ago (edited)
I was under a blankie reading a book that I'm going to give to my nephew tomorrow. Well you have to check all the pages to make sure none are missing, amirite?
Nicole Weymann 10 months ago
Depending on taste and attention span I've had great success with the "I spy" books - better than Waldo, in my opinion 😀
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Verena 10 months ago
I have three paint mares: One sweet granny, one true independent Irish girl and one clueless teenager trying to figure out how to handle her mini-Clydesdale body. Sweet gran loves a good brushing, her black is shimmering, her white is glittering. And then she gives me a kiss and walks straight to her secret mud spot somewhere on the pasture and Yeehaw. And returns with a very smug face.
Zero 9 months ago
Mudbaths are great for the skin..we had a black one up in the NT. big one ..family sized, you floated on it, too boiant to feel the bottom. Lay around till dry totally naked and covered from a to b..once dry for a wee while rinse in the running river..on or near the rocks and really important try to avoid crocodiles..yeh we did sh like this back then and would do it again..it was a commune outside Katherine back in the late 70s..ex Nimbin crew..this was the year of the cyclone tracey, and had arrived as loads of work and spent time at F***y bay camp ground first, with loads of cool people..that was just a hippy buzz, loads of bob dylan and loads of hippy traveling crew ..amazing..mind blowing experience on my done life's list , along with many many other..lots of lifetimes in one life..all buzzing..
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Jayzee R 10 months ago
If we attended a new school, because we moved or moved up in grades to a new school, we had to fill out a long questionnaire, they were all the same. My mom was probably tired of answering and being number 4 of 5, had filled it out many times, The question was, "Does your mother work?" So I asked her the question, she answered, "Does she ever" which is exactly what I wrote. My first day at the new high school, the counsellor asked me to come to his office, not good. He said he had to meet the person who wrote that answer! He said it brought him great laughter.
Blue Bunny of Happiness 10 months ago
Do you think I could get away with that in the next one. I know you can get fined for not completing it here in England, but I wonder how much you can get away with on it eg. Occupation - striped paint developer….
Darla Hitchcock 10 months ago
My great-great grandfather was asked by the indian agent (for the Dawes Roll) when he married my great-grandmother. The conversation went like this: "Well, the first time I married her..." "You married her more than once?" "Yes sir, I married her twice." "Was the first time common law?" "No sir, both times was in the church." I wish I had gotten to meet him. He sounds like a hoot!
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Rizzo 10 months ago (edited)
Not one real Alpha-Male ever described himself as such. Only imposters have the need to brag.
Sue 10 months ago
Same with geniuses. If you have to tell people what you are, you aren't.
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Susie Elle 10 months ago
The human impulse to pet animals that will maul you to death in a second lmao
Uncommon Boston 10 months ago
I have seen this picture. The apples are spoiled, the bears are drunk.
Bob Brooce 10 months ago
I've seen that photo several times, and IIRC those apples are fermented. In another hour you'll be able to do anything you want to those bears.
Multa Nocte 10 months ago
You go first and let me know how it works out. :-)
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trixiefly11 10 months ago
Those are black bears. you would probably survive. Just a bit maimed.
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Richard Iachetta 10 months ago
Why waste time with the protein shake. This tastes better and puts you in a better mood
Auntriarch 10 months ago
Hehe, the consultant urologist recommended drinking lemon juice if I could stand it, I said oh yes....
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Rachel Parker 10 months ago
Then if you are still upright you’re doing an amazing job!
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Shelley DuVal 9 months ago
We are talking about being alone from other human beings, you know those annoying ones that want to come around for coffee and talk endlessly about themselves and their obnoxious children (or husband). Alone with a kitty or puppa is perfectly acceptable.
Load More Replies... DetriMentaL (It/That) 10 months ago
For the love of God.. DON'T let the algorithm pick up on this too hard, I'd hate to see a live action in the works
Upstaged75 10 months ago
I just adopted 2 kittens. Sometimes I wish I was alone. Good thing they're cute when they're not destroying things! Which is only when they sleep. :)
Crystalwitch60 7 months ago
Hell no I got my dogs , n my kids well when kids in their days off lol other than that I’m on my own all day n it’s BLISS ❤️
Cecelia Martin 9 months ago
if you have a cat, you are never truly alone. unless their under the bed.
Pandasizing World Peace 9 months ago
After 3 marriages, totaling 32 years, and 3 divorces, words cannot describe the absolute deliciousness of being unmarried, living with my cat. Past 20 years have been the happiest of my entire life! Thank you, God!
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Earonn - 10 months ago
How many guys haven't received the "I'm home safely" message from their mate and therefore searched the park said mate had to cross at midnight? Because I did, and my female friend was grateful for it.
BookFanatic 10 months ago
Oh, yes. I've done that. Also send my girls a snap of the license plate whenever I get into an Uber.
Nizumi 10 months ago
First date (brunch) and I said, "Oh hey - I promised my friend to meet up with them at the Pride parade. Do you mind?" If they minded, then we wouldn't work out anyway and the date had a built-in exit. If they don't mind, good sign, but there are still some boxes to check off. Going to the parade and meeting the friend meant there was someone who could give a description of the last person I was with in case I go missing.
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Richard Iachetta 10 months ago
It's a shame you didn't have a positive test result to put in there too. Guys would be panicking all over the company
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Amelia Jade 10 months ago
As my kids were growing up (and still today) we did what we called party weekends. We'd make something fun like finger foods, make cookies or a cake, put out chips, put out decorations, and play games. We'd find any little thing to celebrate, even if it was just because it was the weekend. My mom told me I should stop doing this because if I made most weekends special and a reason to celebrate, then nothing would feel special. I should just save parties for big occasions. I'm glad I didn't listen to her. My kids are already grown, it went by so fast. Life is so flippin short. We've had a good time and nothing has ever felt not special. I love celebrating all milestones, even the small ones that seem like nothing to other people.
Kat Sheridan 10 months ago
I'm at 1,939 days and still can't speak French, but I'm having fun. Guess I need to buy myself a cake!
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Still Going 10 months ago
And here I thought I needed a man in my life...it turns out that what I really needed was that dresser.
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Jayeff Vee 10 months ago
My wife wanted to go camping. Honey, I've worked my whole life so I wouldn't HAVE to sleep in a tent on the ground.
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Gavin Johnson 10 months ago
Mine too now I’ve seen this and I’m a bloke who doesn’t even own a dress, it’s time to rectify that situation 😂
Auntriarch 10 months ago (edited)
Completely understand, but we will expect photos
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Debbie 10 months ago
Or remember halfway that you forgot something - you can't just turn around. Also, your hands are full with keeping it up so they'd better have pockets!
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Crystalwitch60 7 months ago
So sad !! narcissistic show off right there man take the ring back n leg it outta there
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Nicole Weymann 10 months ago
I think the charm of living off the grid can wear off quickly. That grid has a blast of a siren's song when it comes to couch potato marathons, moody rain gazing *through a window* with a nice pot of hot beverage of choice, or even just a nice shower/bath when you feel like it..
Load More Replies... Blue Bunny of Happiness 10 months ago
Out of the frying pan and into the fryer, that’s why I’m going nowhere. That and there’s onsite free parking.
Merrill N. Munro 10 months ago
I feel this so hard. Getting a new job at my age is like "I have no energy for learning how YOU like to do stuff, Barbara, just give me my badge."
Oops 9 months ago
I had a job wich was so exhausting we could even never look for another one. At the weekends we all were just sleeping, doing our things, never be able to look for an alternative.I just quitted with no future for me, being desperate. The guy at the employment office told me, he hardly saw a more s****y job like mine.
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BoredLittleLeafSheep 10 months ago
Can attest I am one of the two. Excuse me, I spilled salsa on my hoodie.
Still Going 10 months ago
Right? I thought self-care was supposed to be relaxing!
Load More Replies... Kathy Brooke 10 months ago
I alternate between the two.... dammit. I failed another personality test, didn't I!
Parmeisan 10 months ago
I do the 2nd one... from the bath. I think we passed with flying colours!
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Nimitz 10 months ago
Hey now, if you know how to cook you can do both and save money. You just need to use the birria fat for your freshly made taco scented candles
Tom De Paul 10 months ago
Or the first 10 things in the "saved for later" part of your Amazon cart.
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Joanne Earle 10 months ago
Yep. pay off the credit card and immediately start internet shopping.
Richard Iachetta 10 months ago
Financial responsibility plus financial irresponsible equals financial neutrality. You are doing better than most people
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Cindi Antrobus 10 months ago
Guy was raised by my grandmother you don’t go in her purse even after she died was had issues going into her purse we kept think we were going to get sumitted from heaven
Gavin Johnson 10 months ago
My partner can give me written permission in triplicate, signed by her, her sister and her mother and I’m still not going to look inside there. I don’t look at her photo stream and I don’t look in her handbag. That’s sacred ground and I’m nowhere near holy enough. Sacred ground Highlander, sacred ground!
Nicole Weymann 10 months ago (edited)
Whereas all my mother has managed to achieve in 40+ years of marriage is a heads-up from my father when he helped himself, as in "I need about 20 bucks and there were only 15 in your purse" 😂 (He IS the main bread winner, but my mother has been the main administrator since the first few incidents during their dating history where *he* suggested going for coffee and cake or gelato, and had barely enough in his pocket to cover for himself. One way of adhering to the cliche´of "he earns it, she spends it")
Load More Replies... BookFanatic 10 months ago
I asked my BF to grab something from my purse and he said "Oh, no, I'm not falling for that." Not entirely sure what he was expecting to find in there...
Bubbles McGee 10 months ago
I think my husband truly believes I keep the severed balls of former paramours in my handbag, from the way he tiptoes around my purse.
Svenne O'Lotta 10 months ago (edited)
My boyfriend doesn't like going through my stuff as it feels invasive to him which I absolutely respect.
Doozle bug 7 months ago
A woman’s handbag, caution! May contain small change, bear traps and wormholes to parallel universes
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Russ Kincade 10 months ago
Target has been cutting the prices of food lately. Not as much selection, but worth checking out if you are on a tight budget.
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Deborah 10 months ago
The maintenance guy in my building when I asked how he was: can't complain. I could, but no one would listen.
Papa 10 months ago
I once heard someone say "You should never tell people about your problems, because half of them don't care and the other half are glad it's happening to you."
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Christine M Quigley 9 months ago
Complaining is useless, if you can change it, then change it. Sucks all your energy!
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Russ Kincade 10 months ago
Adopt a kitty from a shelter. Then you can see one in 3D every day!
Svenne O'Lotta 10 months ago
I mean she pretty obviously has that ability already
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Caryne Ag 10 months ago
Yeah, I’m pretty sure that more than her hand was AI’d…
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April Pickett 10 months ago
Unless the cat sees it first, it's not happening.
Load More Replies... Svenne O'Lotta 10 months ago
Me trying to get my gecko to notice the mealworm I just put in her food bowl. She keeps looking at me instead, the tiny moron ❤️
Jeremiah Wolfe 9 months ago
If I get a gecko as a pet I will name him George Washington Nelson Wolfe
Donna Sempek 10 months ago
My cat staring at the wall. I get up and turn on the light. Nothing. In a few seconds here comes a spider out of the woodwork. I kill it but I have to show my cat or he will keep staring at the wall.
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E Menendez 10 months ago
I don't necessarily agree with the specific associations, but I understand what they mean.
Heather Eastwood 10 months ago
Aye, they all look kinda burnt orange, taste like toffee and sound like a distant church bell's single toll.
Merrill N. Munro 10 months ago
Aha! So it's not just me! They ARE ALL ORANGE!
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Nice Beast Ludo 10 months ago
I always picture numbers written in pencil 1-12 in a straight line up and down, 13-20 go sideways and the rest keep going up until you get to 100. Letters are in my mind in rows like my 1st wood alphabet puzzle and the days of the week/months of the year are in a circle which is probably why October and Thursday line up
Suby 10 months ago
Wow, I picture numbers the same way! The year is a circle, too, but the week is an oval.
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April Pickett 10 months ago
plus her medical expenses and lawyer's fees. She should be running through Central Park screaming "I'm free, I'm free".
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April Pickett 10 months ago
Well, these days, we suffer the consequences of "our" leader's actions.
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Neea P 10 months ago
A sleeping alcove comes in standard in older studio apartments in Finland. I had one from 2011 to 2016, with thick blackout curtains. It was glorious!
Jay Scales 10 months ago
But then you wouldn't be able to climb in.... which is a shame :D
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Richard Iachetta 10 months ago
How did you get such a cushy job. I know people who would kill for it
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st4x2gt974 10 months ago
Imagine singing a song about how much better you are than your entire town to their faces every time you run errands and they still all rally behind you to rescue your dad.
zims 10 months ago
Nobody rallied around Belle OR Maurice. Meanwhile Gaston literally beat people up while singing about how he was better than them and they still followed him to march on the castle.
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Norm Gilmore 10 months ago
Hhmm. Maybe not :-) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tale_of_Samuel_Whiskers_or_The_Roly-Poly_Pudding
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Nice Beast Ludo 10 months ago
I choose the uninhibited couple feeding each other that showed up on a whim rather than the fake pretentious couple that did all this not for love but for likes on Instagram
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MicrowaveGoddess 10 months ago
me, but when it comes to drinking water. my lips are drier than the Sahara and Krustier than the Krab
April Pickett 10 months ago
If you take that middle piece of bread out, you're saving calories and carbs.
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Auntriarch 10 months ago
I only go to the office one day a week now, and apparently the other team in the room run a book on how many minutes after logging on before I explode into F bombs.
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April Pickett 10 months ago
That's a great idea. Imagine the lunch buddies' amazement when you unpack your lunch.
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MicrowaveGoddess 10 months ago
I pack underwear like that due to the fear that I may suddenly develop lactose intolerance and begin s******g myself several times a day due to my refusal to give up dairy.
Tropical Tarot 10 months ago
You don't use the lactaid tablets?? They help me. Just eat one before you have dairy. Its a dose of the enzyme that we lack.
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I need specifics on where we're going, what we're doing, any events we're attending, the weather and temperature, and where we're staying.
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Bewitched One 10 months ago
Yea it kinda is. If I don’t show up that day because I told you I had something else to do and you don’t cover my shift, that is on YOU, not me!!
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Tropical Tarot 10 months ago
Just likes pickles. I cat eat a whole jar of dill spears.
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tw 72 10 months ago
Would there be something wrong with that? (Asking for a friend)
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Surly Scot 10 months ago
He is aging like the finest cheese. That's Artikaas Vintage Lot 60 right there.
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deejak 10 months ago
Needs to learn how to pop a spoon handle under the lid to break the vacuum seal.
Surly Scot 10 months ago
Hengstenberg jar of barrel pickles from Germany. Lid seals so tight they makes NASA engineers envious. Tried hand-opening, running under hot water, spoon (then knife) under the lid, got my male roommate to try the same, he even used a vice on it and couldn't get it to move, then stabbed the knife through the lid to release the seal...still won't budge. Finally smashed the jar with a hammer, picked the pickles out of the glass and stored them in tupperware. Same process every time I buy a jar - but those German pickles are worth it.
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I run mine under hot water (the jar, not the man) and then gently tap it with a table knife. Works like a charm. Unless I'm already irrationally angry at it and I tap a little too hard. Then I have to stop what I'm doing and clean up all the glass shards....Lol
Pandasizing World Peace 9 months ago
Or with a knife. You do it on the edge, not the top!
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Richard Iachetta 10 months ago
You can also break the vacuum seal by turning the jar over and smacking the jar on the counter
Rose the Cook 10 months ago
There are so many kitchen tools for opening stubborn jars available.
Paulina 10 months ago
Couple of days ago I tried 4 different ones and all the methods mentioned on the comments 🤦♀️ After 45 minutes of getting nowhere I was honestly ready to cry over how much I wanted those pickes 😂
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Cosmos in your eyes 10 months ago
Once I wore a sequined jacket, I was a walking disco ball, and the bartender STILL ignored me for like 10 whole minutes. Wasn't even busy inside, she attended to someone else who walked up while I was waiting. I must be SUPER UGLY, lol.
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Surly Scot 10 months ago
Bought a whole new king bed, new sheets and bedspread, fabulous fluffy duvet. Stood looking at it when finished and said the Field of Dreams line out loud "if you build it - he will come". Just...sending those vibes out into the universe in the hopes he magically appears.
Mimi M 10 months ago
Do that and search everywhere (and allow for variance due to luck or the lack thereof), and you've got the magical recipe!
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HardBoiledBlonde 10 months ago
After my divorce was final I decided to try online dating. I didn't use a profile pic due to my profession. The first match I received was my ex-husband (wusband). A week later, it was of the VP to whom I reported.
ShortAttnSpanTheatre 10 months ago
I think they both used the same profile photo with the other cut off!
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minnieslave0 10 months ago
This means that if he cheats on you, chances are he'll do it with someone who looks just like you. My cousin left his wife for her exact double.
Bi.Felicia 10 months ago
I think it means that the guy has a particular type of woman, that he's attracted to. If he cheats on you, chances are it's going to be with someone who looks just like you/very similar.
Forrest McCanless 10 months ago
"And the boys chase the girls with the curls in their hair" Amy McDonald
Bewitched One 10 months ago
Read the comments above yours. They explain it
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BookFanatic 10 months ago
Yep. Spent entirely too much money on Door Dash this past weekend. My reasoning? A slight cold. I mean, "too sick" to cook and I obviously don't want to infect anyone else, right?
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Richard Iachetta 10 months ago
Don't hide it you have to let them they are irritating (and probably stupid also)
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PHOTOBOB 10 months ago
That was me when I used to go to the fabric store and they helped the three women behind me. "Oh, sorry, we thought you must be waiting for your wife." I guess that was why the woman ignored me when I asked her to cut me three yards of this material. Twice.
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Northlander72 10 months ago
Overbesring, controlling psychopaths also usually "wants the best for you". The problem is that their idea of "the best" is usually some real farked up sheet.
Auntriarch 10 months ago (edited)
Not sure about that, but I'd say that the friend who never disagrees with you is not your best friend.
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Kitty 🥀 10 months ago (edited)
THIS doesn’t get censored?! But you censor suicide, Holocaust, d***s, kill, Nazi, and self-harm?! Oh, and p**n shop?!
Fire Singer 10 months ago
Exactly what I was thinking! Of all the stupid S**T they censor they show this??
Load More Replies... Tropical Tarot 10 months ago
Giving a man some grown up kisses below the waist.
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Trish Panda 9 months ago
Nah, you'd see lots of women laughing, cause we have the better sense of humor
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Trish Panda 9 months ago
Nah, you'd see lots of women laughing, cause we have the better sense of humor
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