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Some people just have a way with words. They always seem to find the most accurate way to describe not only what they’re feeling personally, but the oddly specific thoughts and situations the rest of us experience too.
Continuing our monthly series, we've rounded up the funniest tweets from July.
From brutal summer heat and vacation chaos to the meal prepping and work waiting for you when you get back, these jokes and observations perfectly capture the time of the year we're at!
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Pew Research Center surveyed X users to understand how people experience the platform and why they continue to use it. According to the findings, having fun is the main priority.
Eight-in-ten (81%) users say this is a reason they're on it, including 45% who say it's a major reason.
However, two-in-three (65%) use it to get news, and a similar share (62%) tune in to connect with others who share their interests.
Other reasons why people use X include keeping up with sports or pop culture (59%), staying up to date with politics or political issues (59%), as well as staying connected with their family and friends (33%) and looking at product reviews or recommendations (29%).
While the vast majority of X users (74%) come across at least some political content as they browse the site, just 14% of X users say they share any political content themselves.
Among X users who post, but never about politics:
- 51% say it's because posting there won't make a difference, including 29% who say that's a major reason they don't post about politics.
- Similarly, roughly four-in-ten each say a reason is avoiding criticism or harassment (42%) or not caring about politics (41%).
- About a third (36%) of those who don't post about politics cite politics not belonging there as a reason.
Overall, more X users say the platform is mostly good for democracy (38%) than say it is mostly bad (27%). Another 34% say it has no impact.
The share saying it's good has ticked up since 2023, but it's worth noting that this particular survey was conducted before the last U.S. presidential election.
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Grape Walls of Ire 1 day ago
Yeah, except testosterone treatment is known to cause complications later in life. Our tax dollars will be paying to treat those complications. Ugh.
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Roman Arendt 1 day ago (edited)
Genius! How much will it coast? Edit: "cost", of course. Dämn autocorrect!
There's a reason why we relate to people so well (or so badly!) through humor.
Phil Stark, LMFT, is a Licensed Marriage and Family Therapist who sees clients in person in Los Angeles and all over California and Florida via telehealth.
In a previous career, Stark spent many years as a screenwriter and producer, with credits including South Park, That ‘70s Show, and Dude, Where’s My Car?.
"It's never just a joke. Okay, fine, sometimes it is just a joke. But there is always a nugget of truth inside the joke. It's like how we give dogs pills by putting them inside a scoop of peanut butter. The pills are the truth, and the peanut butter is the humor that makes it go down easier," he writes.
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NightOwlPanda 1 day ago
"Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Sometimes we just snuggle." – seen online
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Multa Nocte (she/her/8647) 1 day ago
Watch out for sirens! Oh, and if you have a choice to go between Scylla and Charybdis . . . .
Stark says that when he was writing comedy for film and television, his job was to understand the personalities of the characters, the type of family life they experienced during childhood that molded them into the people they became, and all the factors of their personalities that influenced their points of view and how they expressed them. From there, he would write jokes from that perspective.
It was through a strong understanding of a character's psychological makeup that he discovered the jokes, and it's precisely what he believes makes a great joke — it's funny, but it also reflects a person's point of view.
And isn't that exactly what we see in so many of these tweets? The funniest observations often work because they don't just describe a situation; they reveal the way someone sees the world.
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Multa Nocte (she/her/8647) 1 day ago
What I hate about these childhood events that we use as prompts is trying to remember how much of it I put into the password or secret clue. Did I write the elementary school I first attended was "Rosehill School", "Rosehill Elementary", "Rosehill Elementary School", or just "Rosehill?" Did I live on "Johnson Road" or "402 Johnson Road"? Did I write "Road" or did I abbreviate it as "Rd."?
According to the therapist, we can use jokes to connect with people even when they don't land. Consider the kind of joke that your partner, parent, friend, child, or colleague reacts to with something less than a laugh — perhaps the kind of reaction that makes you want to say, "Relax, it's just a joke."
Instead, consider why you made the joke and the feelings that were behind making it.
For more hilarious tweets, check out our best-of-the-month collections from June and May as well.
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Geoffrey Scott 1 day ago
OOr as a co-worker described the vending machine sandwiches.."Wheel of possible misfortune"
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Luke || Kira (he/she) 22 hours ago
I've heard that telling someone in an Ivy League sweater something like "Oooh where is it, is that some community college?" is a real-life instant rage spell
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Auntriarch 17 hours ago
My toothbrush buzzed when it thinks I should stop. If I stop before it buzzes, it has a sad face. If there's one thing I don't need, it's a judgemental toothbrush
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Scarlett O'Hara's Ghost 1 day ago
Who else thinks the next emoji needs to be "explosive diarrhea"?
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TroubleMarkOne 23 hours ago
My tomcat just sits on the back of the sofa watching me sleep. He's probably thinking about which bit of me to eat first if I don't wake up for feeding time.
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UnclePanda 22 hours ago
I like peanut butter but I don't go through it very fast. Which makes finishing a jar an accomplishment. It's the little things, really...
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setsuriseikou 20 hours ago
Lucky you! Those two combined their efforts here in Siberia this summer
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TroubleMarkOne 1 day ago
At the vets this morning, 10 minutes consultation, tablets my cat will pretend to swallow for me to find down the side of the sofa and £160 lighter, not covered by the insurance. At that point, I realised if we had that system for humans in the UK, I'd be long de.ad or in the workhouse.
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TroubleMarkOne 23 hours ago
Recently discovered a small KitKat Chunky has fewer calories than a single, unfilled plain tortilla wrap. Go for it. In case anyone was curious - small KitKat Chunky 162 kcal vs. 177 kcal tortilla wrap (Sainsbury's brand)!
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Tim Fawcett 1 day ago
Yeah, real cute - a bunch of ar*e-holes telling each other to F**king stay off their patch before they f**k you up.
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Min (she/her) 1 day ago
Do they mean "en garde" or is there new slanguage using "on god" that I'm too old to know?
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Multa Nocte (she/her/8647) 1 day ago
And he brought a bland ass potato salad with raisins (Black Jeopardy with Chadwick Boseman - Saturday Night Live).
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Multa Nocte (she/her/8647) 1 day ago
Not in any universe I know of does that look like Ludacris.
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UKGrandad 1 day ago
Well who would have thought that gutting the FDA and deregulating the food industry might have resulted in problems? Switching from proactive- to reactive regulation might not have been such a good idea after all.
Wendy Boustani 12 minutes ago
The point was to make money. When you can manufacture a guaranteed crisis, you can line up your situation to take advantage of it. Of course, most grown adults who were given a position of trust would take it seriously and be serious. But grifters gonna grift.
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Well who would have thought that gutting the FDA and deregulating the food industry might have resulted in problems? Switching from proactive- to reactive regulation might not have been such a good idea after all.
Wendy Boustani 12 minutes ago
The point was to make money. When you can manufacture a guaranteed crisis, you can line up your situation to take advantage of it. Of course, most grown adults who were given a position of trust would take it seriously and be serious. But grifters gonna grift.
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