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In the vast world of memes, women have long found a digital playground where laughter, challenges, and well, just the everyday life of being a woman collide into entertaining content. Memes for women are like an overly inflated group chat with the global sisterhood, where inside jokes and shared experiences create a bond that stretches across continents despite cultural differences.
The memes in question are often about the struggles women go through, from dealing with unfair beauty standards to navigating relationships. With a wink and a nudge, these memes just get it, offering a virtual high-five or a comforting hug, celebrating and understanding what it means to navigate life as a female in today’s society.
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Debbie 2 years ago
It's like I want to know how to play guitar, but I don't want to learn it. I want to know how to do it right now. I want to be able to build wooden furniture, but I don't want to learn. I want to be able to dance really well, but I don't want to practice. etc.
Robert Benson 2 years ago
Knowing what needs to be done, and being able to do it, are very different things. ADHD, depression and many things can get in the way of people doing things to get healthy. And I wouldn't be surprised if the diet food and supplement industry is actively supressing research into truly effective inexpensive ways for the average person to maintain a healthy weight. (I have no evidence... but I wouldn't be surprised)
Helena 2 years ago
Men give up beer and weigh half as much in two months, women are over here recording every bite they eat doing rocket surgery math and working out 2 hours a day, gained a pound. Biology sucks
Danish Susanne 2 years ago
Once in high school our class decided to try a fasting for 2 weeks, and only drink a little fruitjuice. Most of the others lost 5 kg, I lost 50 g.
Load More Replies... Nosirrow 2 years ago
I won't ever give up sour cream, cheese or butter. No low fat bs for me. Full fat dairy.
Danish Susanne 2 years ago
Those are not the things that make you fat. It is much worse with the sugar hidden in ready made food and of course candy has not only sugar but also stuff that your body doesn't need at all. If you look at when so many people started to get fat it correlates with when ready made and fast food became common.
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Cassidy Moore 2 years ago
I always make the excuse that its because I have my 2 kids that I cant make time to exercise, so one day I began to do some stretches and squats and it resulted in me getting laughed at and the constant spanking of my butt 😑 so much for that 😭
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Dragonbeard 2 years ago
I'd say go metric, but I imagine the problem would persist, just on a different scale.
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago
The banana scale is the only true one.
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Debbie 2 years ago
My first thought is ofcourse the 8 inches down below, but nowadays, on dating apps, it's the 8 inches (or centimeters) that they are taller, so they are a tall guy...
RandomEpiBioPerson 2 years ago
The height part didn't even occur to me until I saw this. XD
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RandomEpiBioPerson 2 years ago
Not always. Much like men, every banana is different. XD It also depends on if you measure the length of the banana, fitting to the curve, or if you use something rigid like a ruler to measure the banana, not taking into account the linear loss of length that occurs when ignoring the curve.
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Couragetcd 2 years ago
Dude, I think most of us experienced in dating men have had at least one try to use our No Parking Zone
Load More Replies... RandomEpiBioPerson 2 years ago
I'm a male, and I think this joke, which seems to be making fun of men just as much as women, is perfectly acceptable and any guy that gets mad at it, is the ones using the method of measuring that are not standardized. XD
#3
xolitaire 2 years ago
There would be a whole industry trying to find the ultimate pain reliever for periods - and also special days off from work for them each month
Fenchurch 2 years ago
Those pesky suffragettes convinced men that we could keep up in the work place despite having periods. We convinced them so good, we didn’t get any days off and had to invent the entire menstrual pad industry
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Debbie 2 years ago
It's not just the pain or not always the pain,, my pains aren't that bad, but it's sometimes the heaviness of flows that makes you want to stay at home: in range of a shower, clean underwear, and a laundry machine or place to soak stained underwear.
Couragetcd 2 years ago
Yes! I have changed my plans for the day feeling this. And I was so happy I was the only one home when I found out the living room wasn't close enought to the bathroom. Go perimenopause...go far far away
Load More Replies... SCP 4666 2 years ago
We would post it in every social Media in existence, need 2 weeks paid time off and run around with a full mattress in our pants
Laura Nordai 2 years ago
And all products would be free...because all the men need them monthly.
James Howell 2 years ago
This was totally me, UNTIL>>>> Kidney stones and C-DIF, at the same time....... A cold is like hickups , a bit annoying, but you forget about it quickly.
Ren Karlej 2 years ago
So much in life depends on the person and circumstances I find. I've had colds that made my lungs bleed, feel like they've been grated and took three weeks to recover from. An ordinary cold, yeah, they're nothing much usually. Though kidney stones are truly up there for agony! Having C-Dif on top... yikes. You have my deepest sympathy!
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ZombieGirl 2 years ago
I've had a kidney stone for 3 weeks now, and last night I started to have really bad period cramps on top of the horrible agonizing pain of the kidney stone....My husband wondered why I gave him a "F-you" glare when he came in the room this morning talking about a tummy ache asking where the Pepto was, lol. He was being so dramatic about it and turns out, he just needed to fart!
Justin Rogers 2 years ago
Then we wouldn't be men. Only women can menstruate and that makes them special and strong enough to bring a miracle into this world
Fish Fingers 2 years ago
Yeah yeah, right up until a woman got kicked in the bollocks for the first time 🙄
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#5
Michael Braisher 2 years ago
You must admit we end drama too. And we dropped it on Hiroshima in 1945! (Downvotes, anybody???)
Fenchurch 2 years ago
Take my upvote even though it means we both go to Hell
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Victoria Pitt 2 years ago
One of my old bosses used to describe the women employees as "emotional" yet if you explained ANYTHING to him that he didn't immediately understand, he got frustrated and REAL ANGRY. But yes, I, the level headed woman, un-phased by all the BS, is emotional. :::insert eyeroll:::
Amanda 2 years ago
Those types of bloke won't have it that anger is, in fact, an emotion .
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Ilia Bauer 2 years ago
They rioted, complete with overturned cars, when their sports team won or lost just a short time ago.
Midnight (she/her) 2 years ago
It always makes me so mad to hear people say that women start drama, not men. And then say we're just "emotional" when we disagree.
Couragetcd 2 years ago
Wow. I could feel the Look on Gillian's face take over mine reading the thread under this picture.
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Snorky The Pig 2 years ago
True. No man has a right to tell a woman what to do, or to "let" or "not let" them. Ever. And vice versa.
actaeon cross 2 years ago
If I say this chances are my boyfriend doesn't even know. I just needed an excuse and I'm too old to say my mom said I couldn't
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Couragetcd 2 years ago
My husband says I'm not allowed to give any tiger I come across nose rubs. But we're even, because whenever he feels sick he says he is dying and I tell him that's not allowed.
Jessica Jones 2 years ago
Same. My husband tells me I can't shank people in the grocery store, no matter much they deserve it. But I also tell him he can't play video games until he fuses with his chair, so here we are.
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Maya Baggins 2 years ago
The only acceptable occasion for that sentence would be "My bf/gf doesn't let me speak ill of myself"
Miss Frankfurter 2 years ago
My dad never said that to my mom. He believed she did not need his permission. And anyone who said they wouldn’t let her? Her reply? “Oh ya? Watch me” . Proud to say I am my mother’s daughter.
Midnight (she/her) 2 years ago
Big red flag. Ladies, if you're in a relationship and he tells you that you can or can't do something, get as far away as you can.
FABULOUS1 2 years ago
I say let me ask my wife, not because I am going/have to but it gives me a good excuse to get out of something I dont want to do anyways.
Phyzzi 2 years ago
It also saves me from double booking or getting plans crossed periodically.
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DarkGlassSphere 2 years ago
Upvote for the funny Barbie. In relationship we have to value each others opinion.
Kali Chaos 2 years ago
My fiance will NOT let me keep a pet otter in our bathtub, despite my protests.
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Tracy Wallick 2 years ago
I'm still so angry that nobody told me getting an IUD was so painful. It was so traumatic I still have an intense phobia of the lady doctor
RandomEpiBioPerson 2 years ago
Sorry. My other comment was probably way too long. I was just trying to say that I agree, and I am definitely of the mind that if those doing the procedure have never done it before, they need to get detailed information of the experience from those who have recently had it, and still remember the experience clearly to give better information on what the experience is truly like.
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George Costanza 2 years ago
F that noise. I'd wear six condoms every time if it meant not having to have kids.
J. Maxx 2 years ago
Is it me or is the gynecological world out to punish women? Why does everything have to include so much effin' pain? I mean seriously it's awful what women have to go through when it comes to anything to do with babies. Periods, birth control, being pregnant, giving birth, etc...Thank Goddess I'm a Dude.
Valdemar 2 years ago
Not gonna lie, condoms dampen the feeling and the band is really tight but it's so barbaric that modern medicine refuses to provide women with an anesthetic to block the pain but it's standard practice to give men an anesthetic to perform a vasectomy that's a tiny cut and two snips.
Dreaming Spirit 2 years ago (edited)
I feel medicine often downplays women's pain. My sister in law complained to various doctors about severe period pain, most of them told her it's normal and has she tried ibuprofen? As it turns out, ibuprofen doesn't do much for endometriosis. In Poland it's also not likely to get painkillers during delivery. If you had a c-section - tough luck, one paracetamol pill every 6 hours, oh and you're expected to stand up and take care of your baby a few hours after the surgery. But when we visit the dentist, they always offer an anesthetic..
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Holly Stevens 2 years ago
SO bad, I had to go lie down in a dark room for 45 minutes before I could even walk so I could leave the clinic
Sarel Seerower 2 years ago (edited)
Not my experience with having an IUD inserted. Definitely not that sore.
SadieCat17 (she/her) 2 years ago
Ooh another chance to share my iud horror story. A disclaimer that iuds are really good bc for *most* people and I seriously endorse them if you’re looking for long term solutions. I had originally planned on doing to non hormonal paragard, but my gyn said that the Kyleena would also be comparable with my current meds I’m on. It was comparable with my medication but not with me. That insertion wasn’t too painful, but I did go batshit crazy and near psychotic for a month and half from the sudden rush of hormones. Decided to swap it out for paragard because I still really wanted an iud. That insertion hurt like a B***H but hey, I survived. Until I didn’t. I scheduled an appointment because I thought I could feel the tip of it (it was just the knot in the string, but that still meant it had sunk). I was having horrendous abdominal pain this whole time and we had a vaginal ultrasound scheduled to check out what’s happening in my uterus.
SadieCat17 (she/her) 2 years ago
I could see the scan as they did it and even though I’m not a medical professional, my jaw dropped. It had rotated around 30 degrees and the left wing was embedded in the muscular tissue of my uterus. It had been trying to expel the iud, but it got snagged on the wall. The removal hurt so much since the process is essentially grab the string with tongs and yank. I decided that that one had to have been a fluke and wanted to try one more time. I had it replaced that same day and the pain was damn excruciating this time. I almost started crying in the chair. Around a month later, the end had poked out and it needed removed. That one also had a slightly bent wing, so we assumed my uterus was just small and asymmetrical. Good thing I’ll be able to use it just fine as long as I get pregnant and have a child /s
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Edward Finger Hands 2 years ago
This is why I don't trust western medicine for women. Constantly gaslight us, lie to us, downplay our pain, ignore our symptoms, blame weight over real problems, tell us it's in our head etc. Thankfully, I've never been on any kind of birth control and never been pregnant. Gynecology hasn't come very far from its barbaric and inhumane origins.
Phil Green 2 years ago
A bit like wearing a mask. I reckon more guys than women refused in the US.
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Couragetcd 2 years ago
It's not laziness. It's not wanting to lose the built up body heat under the blankets.
Astrophile 2 years ago
I’m basically a Yogi master with how much I can do in my bedroom without ever leaving my bed
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Brian Droste 2 years ago
Now I can be lazy if I want to and don't have to work at it. I'm newly retired.
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Serenity Now! 2 years ago
Oh wow. I truly thought I was the laziest person. This proves me wrong. :)
Sue Denham 2 years ago
Me: Uses the pair of long barbecue tongs kept handy for such a purpose.
Danish Susanne 2 years ago
Or the back scratcher with the telescopic handle.
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MamaPumpkin 2 years ago
I've only just learned about how much it's normal for your appetite and cravings to change during your cycle and I'm SOOOO relieved I'm not some one day olives only, next day chocolate please weirdo!!!
Nosirrow 2 years ago
I'm on a depression diet, like a meal is a sad stale slice of bread, but yesterday I had a medium pizza and thought I'd have leftovers but no.
Astrophile 2 years ago (edited)
Same! I had 3 day leftover soup and toast with hot sauce for dinner last night. Tonight it’s a can of alphagettis and a couple handfuls of cereal. Might even go crazy and have a slice of the fruitcake that’s been sitting in my freezer since a last December (kidding)
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The Original Bruno 2 years ago
Anybody wanna tell OP how unhealthy fruit smoothies are? I mean, they're good for you in small concentrations, but there's so much SUGAR (as I get over my Twix).
#10
Spannermonkey 2 years ago
It is perhaps helpful to remember that a fringe is only 4" from a mullet. (2 on the left, 2 on the right.)
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Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
You might get out before the devil even knows you're there
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veirdbuttrue 2 years ago
Yes! the thrill of a new lipstick is a real morale boost.
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translucent galaxies 2 years ago
Nah. I say do it. Your hair will grow back eventually. I've done ridiculous things to my hair while in mental breakdown mode and never once regretted it. I embrace the idiot with not impulse control that I am. And hair will grow back eventually.
Justin Rogers 2 years ago
Microbangs? Macrobangs? Shave? Dye/bleach? Never beautify while intoxicated or stressed
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PeachPossum 2 years ago
Other day I wanted something kind of sweet but had no ambition. Found a microwave lemon mug cake recipe, whipped it up in a few minutes in the cup. Funny thing, though, I added more lemon juice and milk in mix than intended, also added the baking soda too soon and the stuff was foaming out of the mug before I mixed the flour into it. I knew it would do that, but it was a fun science experiment. Nuked for 1-2 mins until top was dry, poured my lemon glaze over. Outstanding results with an unexpected outcome: the lemon cake was floating on a lava pool of sweet lemon sauce. Wow, very nice hot with a cup of tea.
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Couragetcd 2 years ago
When I was younger I had nights getting home after working double shifts trying to decide if I was hungry enough to stay awake long enough to make even a sandwich to eat.
Justin Rogers 2 years ago
Canned fruits or fresh fruits or the almighty peanut butter and jelly
CheeseQuackers 2 years ago
This is why goldfish and cheese-itz are my friend along with some others
#12
rapid unscheduled disassembly 2 years ago
OMG I feel so seen! Yes! I look damn good in my own mirror, then in pics it's like the camera at the Target self-check out.
Hafida 2 years ago
The thing that hurts me the most is the scientist say the real you is the photo and not the mirror. They eyes makes us see wat we want to see but the photo is the real you
Scarlett 2 years ago
Then I’m doomed because the only pictures I ever looked good were my senior prom photos when I had professionally done hair and makeup and a pretty dress.
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Bored something 2 years ago
No, I never look that good in the mirror, not even after I've taken my glasses off for the soft focus touch.
Kaedyn Walsh 2 years ago
it's because the camera takes the pic of us 'opposite' (our left is its right, basically) which is our correct look irl, and in the mirror, its left is our left. So we see ourselves literally opposite and we're used to that 'wrong' view of ourselves... it's why we always look "bad" in family/friend group pics but others around us in the pic look normal and fine to us - while they say we look great and they look bad. We see them irl exactly how the CAM sees them since it's the correct way how we look to everyone else. If we had the mirror pic of us in the pic instead, we'd look how we normally look -- but it would look awkward to everyone else else seeing the group pic. Everyone is used to their 'mirror' face. I hope that makes sense
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Chez2202 2 years ago
I’m also a strong independent woman. I’m a mother, I work full time, take care of my family and my MIL. When that blanket goes on, which doesn’t happen often, my daughter offers me a cup of tea and something to eat. Every sensible person knows what that blanket means and if they have any sense they respect the blanket. I got a can of Lilt and a bag of Doritos on my last blanket evening.
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SheamusFanFrom1987 2 years ago
Speaking as a man, I kinda like the 80s CRT green and that weird blue though XP
afia kooma 2 years ago
I dont know the original names, but im sure this makes more sence. speaking as a woman
Couragetcd 2 years ago
The actual color name probably don't make more sense than these. They'll be things like Serendipity, or Wish.
KZ643 2 years ago
I thought having two pinks was funny but I like yours better!
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TheGoodBoi 2 years ago
Ok, pavement looks more like anti-seize, tootsie roll is more of a Kids Cuisine brownie, and the lighter pink is sort of a 00903-12098 coolant >:(…jk but kinda not really
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Becky Samuel 2 years ago
People massively underestimate both the quantity of information held about them and the power of the AI algorithms that crunch that information.
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StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 2 years ago
I’m aroace and I get romance ads and dating apps and romance game ads popping up, so whichever FBI agent’s watching my screen is doing a heck of a terrible job trying to sell me stuff
Julie Schulz 2 years ago
I get a little freaked out when I discuss something with a friend or family member, open my phone's web browser and, boom, ads for the item(s) we were discussing. Don't tell me the technology doesn't listen to us!
Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
I missed that episode of Full House I think... this is random but I remember printing all the episodes off of the internet and checking them off as I watched them and still never saw the entire season. It's so easy now to watch them all in order
Richard Nichols 2 years ago
It's sad that targeted advertising had made us paranoid when natural synchronicity happens...=/
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U_dontwanttoknowme 2 years ago
While seeing so many posts on sympathy for retail workers, every employee doing their job has to be respected 🤷♀️
Mick Perger 2 years ago
Teller. "Your cheque accounts overdrawn". My Ex. "Can`t be, I still have four cheques left in the book".
Jaybird3939 2 years ago
Lets make your account overdrawn by $30 more just because we can. Mwah!!!
#17
troufaki13 2 years ago
I often joke that if I ever go missing my family will not have a recent picture of me to give the authorities 😅
Julie Schulz 2 years ago
Pretty sure putting my picture out there would just scare people! It's why I prefer to be behind the camera instead of in front of it.
Load More Replies... Couragetcd 2 years ago
Same. I sadly had to give up my goal of no pictorial evidence of me as an adult, but that doesn't mean I have to contribute to the horror.
Load More Replies... Auntriarch 2 years ago
Not at all, a fabulously boopable snoot if I may say so
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Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
Isn't it horribly shocking and terrible when you pull the camera up and it's been left on selfie mode? I've screamed before at the shock
Auntriarch 2 years ago
I have no fear of the camera now, partly because I'm too old to give a stuff, but also because I used my phone to find out how to get the best possible picture of me.
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LynzCatastrophe 2 years ago
I'd just love to find out what part of me makes them think I'm friendly.
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General Anaesthesia 2 years ago (edited)
This is most probably an Artificial "Intelligence" generated image. This must be relatively old, they're a little better at hands and feet now.
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TheGoodBoi 2 years ago
Is my phone brightness turned too low, or are they swimming in a chocolate volcano?
Bored Retsuko 2 years ago (edited)
We'll all be happy that there are that many trees and clean water left in 2070
Kaedyn Walsh 2 years ago
I'll be 97 then. And I HOPE TO THE GODS that they'll be the ways to make us look and feel 28 years old, plus the internal workings of a 30 yo body and mind. To literally be that age again, BUT keeping all my knowledge of 97 years, the good, the bad, lessons learned, etc.... that would be amazing. Absolutely amazing. I also hope we can all live to be (all numbers from here on are an example) 100 years old. And if we want to keep going to experience the future (tech, gaming, whatever), we can choose to live on for 25 or 50 more years. After that if we want to keep going, we can add more time. That way we all have our exit times, and we all can live our lives as we want, experience things for as long or as short of a time as we want to. There won't be the ills of elderly age, either.
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Couragetcd 2 years ago
And if you pull gum or mints out of your purse, they will ask for some 85% of the time even though they make fun of you for carrying around so much
Donkey boi 2 years ago
I'm going to let in on the secret. Umbrellas, spare jacket/hooddie, paracetamol/ibuprofen, drink bottle/container, deodorant, etc... Have 3 of everything, One for home, one for work, and one for the car.
Alex Davis 2 years ago
I'm a full time wheelchair user and often joke that even without the user in the chair, I could tell you which are owned by males and which are owned by females down to which have bags and which don't. At most, men will have 1 small bag that is the size of a clutch bag. Whereas most woman will have more than 1 bag and it contain everything and anything they could possibly need! I have a large bag under my chair that contains everything from baby wipes to deodorant to a hair brush to perfume and then a second bag that I take out on longer days out that has wet weather gear, medications and space for things like a jacket or cold weather stuff like a scarf. I will still have my handbag on my lap with my purse, phone, car keys etc
ConstantlyJon 2 years ago
if women had decent pockets, maybe they could not have to carry things everywhere too?!
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Lexekon 2 years ago
Most definitely, knows how to snack AND photo-bomb? And wearing a muppet babies shirt with Gonzo on it, no less. The woman a wise man seeks, is the one who will share his joys with him.
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Couragetcd 2 years ago
At least "he" picked the dressed up gal that has features closest to the gal eating crisps.
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Jill Rhodry 2 years ago
Yep, but I don't take that anymore - if I guy repeats my idea I turn around and say something like: "Hey Steve, yeah well done - you understood exactly what I was saying".
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Couragetcd 2 years ago
So many times. Make sure to always send emails to more than one person to keep people from being able to take credit for your work!!
Donkey boi 2 years ago
Complaint handling is the same. I simply repeat what my lovely receptionist said (word for word), and hey presto! it's now, 'I understand' and, 'thank you for help', and 'I appreciate you taking the time to talk to me'.
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Artsy Bookworm 2 years ago
Haven't we all done that thing where your mom asks you to look for something and you don't find it and then she comes and finds it in a second 🥴
cerinamroth 2 years ago
I'm a mum now and this has become my superpower. My husband and daughter can't find something so they shout upstairs to me. I either tell them where it is (I seem to remember locations of random things very easily) or I will come down and find it myself within 2 seconds flat. I always tell them they need to have a "mum look" next time. Must be something about growing a bebby in your uterus and not forgetting where you put it down! :D
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Jeweled Dragon (She/They) 2 years ago
I'v gotten lost trying to find a building that was directly in front of my face. Don't ask how.
cerinamroth 2 years ago
I did this too once, in Paris. Got out of the métro at Tour Eiffel, couldn’t see it anywhere. Was looking through its ‘legs’. When the sun was blocked by the tower part for a second, I finally looked up and saw it!
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I am not literally blind but I will be looking for my phone and it will be in my hand while I am looking for it and then 1 hour later I find it and have a mental breakdown because I lost another hour + of my time
detective miller's hat 2 years ago
I have been told I am the best at giving directions. Perhaps because I use landmarks instead of distances.
WindySwede 2 years ago
Just send the google maps link :) https://maps.app.goo.gl/EHyrTvbzT6jXzL8n6
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Valdemar 2 years ago
The difference? A woman making the compliment is free of expectations, a man making the compliment has expectations of Netflix and chill.
Halestorm 2 years ago
One of my favorite compliments I ever received was when I walked out of my dorm, and a man went “you look amazing!!” and just… kept walking. No expectations. No desire for a response. He just wanted to tell me I looked good. That’s how compliments are meant to be. Forever one of my favorites.
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Couragetcd 2 years ago
And some of us are just that socially clueless. Mid conversation with a guy in high school he paused and said, "You really don't think you're beautiful." I laughed and said no and listed things I didn't like about myself. It wasn't until 15 years later out of nowhere I remembered that time and realized what he meant.
Two_rolling_black_eyes 2 years ago
First, always compliment choices, not things out of their control. 'I love your haircut' is a compliment. 'I love blond hair' is not a compliment. Second, if you expect anything from it (even acknowledgment), its not a compliment, its a power move to get influence. Third, is there a reason you should not be giving this compliment? No matter how well intended, someone who was just in a car accident and awaiting an ambulance does not want to hear your opinion on their choice of shoes.
Janet Sparrow 2 years ago
I'm 74(F). I LOVE complimenting woman when they look cute! They all love it. Not so if I were a man.
Ralph Watkins 2 years ago
It's all in the wording. I also make sure to only compliment a woman once in a blue moon on her attractiveness. Too much & now they are getting more attention from you than from their mate.
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Gardener of Weeden 2 years ago
NOPE, I HATE shopping. I actually really dislike that so many men think ALL women love to shop. ME ; Stalk the shirt (enter store)- shoot the shirt (purchase item needed) - get the fck out of the store.
featherytoad 2 years ago (edited)
Me too. Hate shopping for clothes (especially jeans/dress pants) but, when me and my husband bought our first house, I loved home improvement stores.
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Imreallyjustaghost 2 years ago
Idgaffffffff if it makes me basic this is THE BEST S**T EVER. Not just to buy stuff. But to sip a drink I enjoy, and walk around brainstorming the 10,000 different ways we could switch stuff up. We use a lot of their pieces for influences on stuff we make at home. It's my favorite 😭
LynzCatastrophe 2 years ago
IT'LL HELP! GUARANTEE IT!! If I can go home with a "few" of these decorations,that'll go well too.
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afia kooma 2 years ago
If you feel this, remember who has to clean out your things when your gone. That made me more organised 😂
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CrazyKnitter 2 years ago
My bank account is sobbing at the accuracy of this.
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CrazyKnitter 2 years ago
Me: I can get either yarn or video games... Brain: BOTH! Wallet: No, one or the other. Brain: BOTH!
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afia kooma 2 years ago
Well, this is embarresing, but I actually learned something about my self that i never could put my finger on 🤯 😂
Couragetcd 2 years ago
Ok, so here's the thing. You're supposed to look before you leap, but a lot of times you can't see those red flags until after you make that leap
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Gardener of Weeden 2 years ago
OMG, I have not had that for over 30 yrs... and I STILL felt it!
Karen Startz Richardson 2 years ago
That is something we can't forget. 35 years without it, for me.
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Danielle 2 years ago
Yah but if she breach the result is catastrophic (for your underwear). It's the Diva Cup / ModiBodi 1-2 for the win.
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Id row 2 years ago
That has to be just for show. Person there is taking a pic and the oil bottle is completely full. I'm thinking the cap is on.
Rob Steenvoorde 2 years ago
Yup, there are also no bubbles you usually see when emptying a bottle like this. Staged.
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Amanda Thompson 2 years ago
Yeah, no thanks girl. I’ll just pay (although I, as a woman, can and have changed the oil in my vehicles, I’d rather just pay someone.) Also. This s**t is insulting. There are just as many stupid a*s men out there as there are stupid a*s women that would do this dumb s**t. Stupidness is not sexist.
Oskar vanZandt 2 years ago
I think all young people should taught to do basic car-related checks and tasks. Good to know in different situations...
Juliette Deroulede 2 years ago (edited)
Have a friend who figured out how to run his truck on vegetable oil... he uses used potato chip oil... 😜 We call his truck the Veggie Mobile
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Joe Russo 2 years ago
Is there any place in Greece that delivers just one? :)
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Bruce Horton 2 years ago
The last time I ordered Chinese food, the restaurant sent five fortune cookies. I wanted leftovers, honestly!
Little king trash mouth 2 years ago
I remember my sister saying the Chinese place asked if they were having a party last time they picked up food
Load More Replies... Sarel Seerower 2 years ago
My husband and I always get three pairs of chopsticks with our sushi order
Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey 2 years ago
when i was a 'tween', my mom made me call in delivery orders, enough for a crowd, (fried shrimp bucket, bread sticks, couple pizzas, 2 liter bottles of pop, just a bunch of whatever they had on the menu) then she would yell in the background, stuff like, 'what do you guys want on those pizzas?"....but there were no guys, just her and me. ugh
LynzCatastrophe 2 years ago
They come to my house more than they should so I gave up the pretense.
Ralph Watkins 2 years ago
I was out with a bunch of the guys on a business trip. One of the guys ordered a full rack of beef ribs. They waitress thought they were all for him & called him a a P-I-G-G. He actually go the full rack to share with all of us.
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Bored Retsuko 2 years ago
The reason I made an account on BP is that my desired user name was available. 😌 Otherwise I wouldn't have.
April Pickett 2 years ago
I'd like to say this isn't true, but with house prices these days, I think it is. I just looked at some houses on our Parade of Homes put on by builders & realtors in our area and I couldn't find one house/townhouse for under $300,000.
celeste hall 2 years ago
I just use Vacuous dolt, always available, my backup backup is shallow twat
Omima mimi miki 2 years ago
username is always the same , has always been the same, will remain the same - and I'm happy for that ~
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Star the Furry Therian! 2 years ago
Me. Black everything unless the top changes every now and then.
Deaf Gypsy 2 years ago
As an ASL Deaf Interpreter - most of my outfit is all black or dark brown! :D
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Lupita Nyong'heaux 2 years ago
she's many things, but stupid isn't one of them. not a fan of her or her family, but her talentless, plastic-surgeried self parlayed a mediocre sex tape into a multi-million-dollar empire. i don't care for her, but i can't knock the hustle. 🤷🏾♀️
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nancy 2 years ago
If I could go a full day without having to see a Kardashian, it would be the best day ever.
Celtic Pirate Queen 2 years ago
I would have shared this if you hadn't chosen this moron's picture.
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Stardust she/her 2 years ago
My face naturally either looks like I’m about to cry or I’m angry when most of the time I am spaced out
LynzCatastrophe 2 years ago
I loved wearing masks for this reason, till one of my bosses pointed out how expressive my eyes are.
Caroline Driver 2 years ago
I've always had resting b***h face, it's just that there wasn't a name for it in the 70s and 80s.
Mama Penguin 2 years ago
As someone with a chronic resting b***h face, I completely understand.
Sarah Rassier 2 years ago
All the women on my father’s side of the family have been blessed with RBF
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Couragetcd 2 years ago
This is me! My coworkers think I'm their sunshine. I try to keep most of the dry sarcasm out of the workplace because it would be too depressing
Miss Frankfurter 2 years ago
I decided f*** it and started saying it anyway. Everyone actually laughed at it. Helpful.
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Mark Fuller 2 years ago
No one does. Just wiggle every switch, toggle every button, heat up, heat down, circulate air, close off vents, open windows, wipe with sleeve. Panic as you nearly crash. You are not alone.
Beck 2 years ago
No you put it right in the middle on warm, works every time
Load More Replies... BitchinintheBurgh' 2 years ago
Worried about quicksand as a kid, should have worried about this instead. The struggle is real.
Tim 2 years ago
But it cold the windshield... which can cause condensation.
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OneHappyPuppy 2 years ago
Blast cool air on the windshield, that'll do it. Or, coat the inside of the windshield with shaving foam and rub it in until it is not visible anymore. Not shaving gel, shaving foam. It works on bathroom mirrors too
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Couragetcd 2 years ago
Therapist plays Dua Lipa's music video for New Rules on repeat for last 15 minutes of appointment.
Sandy 2 years ago
I've texted two of my exes. First because we ended on good terms (no deeper feelings) but are both happily married and we, along with our spouses, have common interests. Second because I checked on him after his mom died, and he checked on me a year later when my dad died, just making sure we were okay. It IS possible to have healthy relationships with exes. (Though I guess this is a different point than the photo.)
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Chez2202 2 years ago
Nobody ever says the ‘with the way you’re living’ bit to me but nearly everyone I know expects the unexpected to exit my mouth at any given moment. Including my boss, family, friends, colleagues and pretty much everyone else who ever met me. And they love that about me, which is good because I don’t want to change and I don’t feel I should have to.
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Tooky-Potato-fish-101-404message failure 2 years ago
I’m the guy in the black just like ( ・∇・)
Mila Preradović 2 years ago
My dirty mind's first thought was "so the black guy is the father?" :D
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Snorky The Pig 2 years ago
I thought it said "communism is key." I think I am tired and I should go to sleep.
Marvin HeartofGold (she/them) 2 years ago
Problem is that once we get to this point the "nothing good night" usually means we've had several discussions with you but you've ignored all of them and at this point we're just mentally exhausted and done with trying. Goodnight.
i love hawaiian margarita pizz 2 years ago
my guess is that the right answer should've been something like "girrrl!! i know riiiight." im not sure if i can use it in real-life situations.
Sherman Von Gee 2 years ago
Nah.. see... I need to learn how n when to shut my fucken mouth. Bahahaha.
Couragetcd 2 years ago
No, I think they just mean they have said both, not in the same conversation
Load More Replies... Omima mimi miki 2 years ago
it's because when they make us have to say that - and then pretend to be concerned - it turns us off and we no longer wish to commicate about the initual thing that pissed us off. lol
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Sue Denham 2 years ago
Me: Y'know I think I've got this anxiety beaten! Tomorrow I think I'll just go out and . . . ah, no, it's the wine.
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Nikki Sevven 2 years ago
Am I to understand that I will be provided with a room with clean sheets, left mostly alone, fed 3 times a day, and given calming medication? In return for which I just have to...behave myself? Where do I sign up?
Celtic Pirate Queen 2 years ago
Why do they always ask you that in interviews. I came up with, "On a tropical beach somewhere after having just sold my novel for the price of a small country. But then, I have a really good imagination". Got me the job more than once.
Ralph Watkins 2 years ago
Everybody is talking about how crazy the world has gone. Everybody is so stressed. I was at the local convenience store this morning & the one guy with schizophrenia walks in babbling about the conspiracies going on his skull. I actually felt envious of him only having to deal that & not what the rest of us are experiencing.
LemmeProcrastinateThis 2 years ago
My friend just said "which one???" Like what O.o obviously, I'm already the psycho lady
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Antonia 2 years ago
50 years or so ago I had a long black coat of rabbit fur. So nice and warm. When having dinner at a friends house I left the coat in the hall. After dinner found out that her cats had had a feast. Rabbits died for the second time.
Marion 2 years ago
Me, all the time. But without the fur. We hate fur. Also fake fur as it is a promotion for the real stuff. Anyhow: cheers girls 🥂
Debbie 2 years ago
I am against fur-farms, but not against fur or leather. As long as fur is produced from a byproduct / all of the animal is used and it is not thrown in the trash but goes on for generations, I'm ok with it tbh. If an animal has to die for our consumption, then best use as much of it as possible. (With the animal having had a good life, not the mass produced farms)
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SadieCat17 (she/her) 2 years ago (edited)
I’m going to be honest, women like to complain a lot about not serious things while acknowledging that they aren’t serious. I will b***h at my friends every day about the most bland stuff and they’ll understand that I’m just being dramatic. Of course it isn’t all women because you can’t just generalize people like that, but I’ve noticed that we tend to be more lightheartedly overdramatic while solving our life problems just because it’s fun to do.
Load More Replies... Oskar vanZandt 2 years ago
I'd consider a sugar Momma... wouldn't most people prefer not to work for a living? Karma, please send a large lottery win my way.
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NapQueen 2 years ago
The messiest part is always your bed! You either shove it all onto the floor after a night out, or curl up with your makeup box.
Colin Matthews 2 years ago
Start your day by making your bed. It’s a famous quote and it’s a good plan
Load More Replies... Gardener of Weeden 2 years ago
Who? Oh that is who that pic is of? Just thought it was some talentless influencer... oh, it is.
Load More Replies... LynzCatastrophe 2 years ago
That's me when I get home at 1am after a 2 week shift and I see the state of my room,especially my bed. I just start crying.
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Kangaroo Ratz 2 years ago
super off topic but istg if I get mad at someone who didnt deserve it WHY IS IT SO HARD TO APOLOGISE goddam >:(
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actaeon cross 2 years ago
I left my coffee on the top of my car the other day and everything went downhill from there
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detective miller's hat 2 years ago
I wish they sold it in smaller bags. Like I just happened to want a salad today, that doesn't mean I'm going to eat a salad every day until I finish the giant bag of lettuce. >:(
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
Yes! It you know they’d put in smaller bags, calling it their “Singles” line of products, then raise the price because it’s not bulk.
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Couragetcd 2 years ago (edited)
Best way, the six become aware of each other and blame him instead of each other.
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Annemarie van der Westhuysen 2 years ago
I could make do with just one maid and one chef - and a billion dollars. You can keep the other stuff, lol
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Vinay Pai 2 years ago
This trick always works for me. Look around for someone else you know and call them over. And tell the person you don't know the name of "This here's so and so" and wait for the person you don't know the name of to introduce themselves. Only works when there's someone else you know around.
Whatshername 2 years ago (edited)
This works too, but only if you're sure about the gender: "good morning mister/sir/madam/m'lady!" Even if they are younger. They have always smiled and said: "no need to be so polite" or anything similar. Kids love it! Make people feel great, respected and/or they will laugh at your "joke". And it avoids hurting anyone's feelings (including my own, and yes, I am that insecure that I sometimes need validation from people whose name I forgot, and no, I don't need to discuss that any further in therapy 😜).
Load More Replies... Gardener of Weeden 2 years ago
This works? for me - When I meet someone I let them know I am horrible with names and faces- it will take me a while to learn and remember your name - I will never recognize you in a crowd.
The Original Bruno 2 years ago
OO OO OO! I got this one!!! "Taylor" (See, I'm not so square! ;-) )
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Snorky The Pig 2 years ago
Nope, it's usually the lighting. The influencers' secret that they will never tell.
WindySwede 2 years ago
The focal length of the lens also? If not a telelens, it will warp your head and nose! Self-Portr...1024-1.jpg 
sorry dude for link of the image
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Alyssa Phillips 2 years ago (edited)
We have the one mom that is called super Mom. We have to be at the ball field at 07:30, and she is dressed to the nines hair and makeup fully done. The rest of us are in tank tops and sweatpants. Edit: With portable breakfasts for all the boys.
Alyssa Phillips 2 years ago
And to top it off, she's super nice to everyone.
Load More Replies... Phoebe Bean 2 years ago
I wear t-shirts and jeans while driving my Land Rover...but I am not a mom (no fake eyelashes either)...
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Natalie Kelsey 2 years ago
All of my friends are mentally stable, pretty and nice. And then there's me lol
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Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
Because, you will note, I did not say WHEN I would call you back. So don’t hold your breath.
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The Original Bruno 2 years ago
So, how many of y'all know which two words make the OP a toxic sentence?
The Original Bruno 2 years ago
Oh, heck. So I don't get downvoted to Hell: "start over." A man is not a project.
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Nuku Nyara 2 years ago
I have 3 junk drawers, one for miscellaneous stuff, one for mixed craft stuff and one for kitchen odds and ends.
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Stardust she/her 2 years ago
My mum would’ve beaten me if I even thought of dressing like that
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Stardust she/her 2 years ago
That’s why I promise nothing as I know that I will let the other person down
Debbie 2 years ago
I usually say: I can't promise I won't get mad, but I will still love you.
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LegendsNeverDIE 2 years ago
Exactly!! Cause then it's awkward as they can probably see that you've read it...* sigh *
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WindySwede 2 years ago
"I was just thinking about the Roman empire" (Don't know if I have missed any part of this, is there are more to it than that.)
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
WTF is all this Roman Empire stuff, that is all over the place, from?
Load More Replies... Skara Brae 2 years ago
Chances are, he's thinking about something that he suspects will bore you. It's also possible you've been talking about something for awhile that bores him. Or it could be he just needs some time to think his own thoughts rather than keep up with a conversation. If you are desperate for a reaction, suggest an activity you know he likes.
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Sarel Seerower 2 years ago
I can't wait until I'm old enough for it to be acceptable that I hear very little. Always have to watch TV with subtitles on.
Mrs S 2 years ago
Subtitles have become the norm for many different people, probably due to the sound level is for a movie theater, so a lot of dialogue is lost on tv.
Load More Replies... StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 2 years ago (edited)
Lol I’m deaf, I’m at that age right now and forever. (And yes, sometimes I do hear but pretend I don’t bc I don’t wanna deal with it). Edit: so people aren’t confused, I wear Cochlear Implants
Stardust she/her 2 years ago
Can’t hear because I have a cold and it’s the middle of my exams :(
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F.O.H.P.R.G 2 years ago
Getting arrested and getting in a fight with a woman are basically the same thing. Anything you say can and will be used against you.
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Terry Tobias 2 years ago
That's what happens if I try to do my nails myself. They look pretty good until...dun dun DUN!
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Erdot 2 years ago
Let me explain this one. If I pay 30 more for an item, I also get to keep that item. 15 for shipping is just money out the window.
Libstak 2 years ago
Exactly, it's just common sense, it's not like the original item was the only item you were ever gonna buy from there is it?
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Mohsie Supposie 2 years ago
If you also get free returns, you return the extra stuff and get your money back!
Kensi 2 years ago
Oh how many times I actually said that to myself and yet never returned anything
Load More Replies... Patrick Linnen 2 years ago
Can relate. But then I've had demonstrated to me the "We are going to drive on fumes to find that gas station that is 2 and a half cent per gallon cheaper" math as well.
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setsuriseikou 2 years ago
For some reason my bf is the only person in my life I'm happy to answer my phone for
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Andy Frobig 2 years ago
Sometimes you wanna say you're fine but don't wanna lie, so you wait until it's true-ish
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wee.wee.croissant (ollie) 2 years ago
you are not the opinion of someone who doesn't know you. -taytay<3
Gardener of Weeden 2 years ago
What does loving potatoes have to do with anything? Tay tay's is what my kids called potatoes
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Show thyself 2 years ago
No means No = leave me alone means leave me alone --- anyone playing these games. Just stop it!
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ConstantlyJon 2 years ago
ha! opposite for us. she has anxiety but falls asleep instantly (I think she exhausts herself with the unrelenting drumbeat of overwhelming thoughts all day). I lie there with little anxiety throughout the day, but having an existential crisis at 2am to make up for it.
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setsuriseikou 2 years ago
Err, have you tried breaking up and finding someone who makes your life better instead of more difficult?
Andy Frobig 2 years ago
Or maybe not counting on somebody else to make it all better for you, because that's not anyone's job?
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I heart Boo-BI-es 2 years ago
Guess she needed her hearing checked too because there's no way she heard all the bs he was spewing.
Dark Pearl 2 years ago
Me when my ex (maybe I should pretend that's happening next time I go to the opticians)
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CORGI QUEEN 2 years ago
I DUG MY KEY IN TO THE SIDE OF HIS PRETTY LITTLE SUPED UP FOUR WHEEL DRIVE
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Aspasia 2 years ago
Shush. I'm sure you're far more beautiful than you think.
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ynyrhydref56 2 years ago
Sadly, these do nothing to dispel the stereotype of women being vapid, unreasonable, and highly strung. :(
Pittsburgh rare 2 years ago
Insecure, predictable and stereotypical, only a few good ones. Meh
Star the Furry Therian! 2 years ago
I'm AFAB trans agender but this was not at all relatable smh, bp it's so stereotypical and awful. Women are amazing, strong and powerful, make actually relatable memes and not just offensive and dry memes about relationships and "dealing" with your partner.
ynyrhydref56 2 years ago
Sadly, these do nothing to dispel the stereotype of women being vapid, unreasonable, and highly strung. :(
Pittsburgh rare 2 years ago
Insecure, predictable and stereotypical, only a few good ones. Meh
Star the Furry Therian! 2 years ago
I'm AFAB trans agender but this was not at all relatable smh, bp it's so stereotypical and awful. Women are amazing, strong and powerful, make actually relatable memes and not just offensive and dry memes about relationships and "dealing" with your partner.
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