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Nobody’s perfect, and everyone has knowledge blind spots. It’s healthy to recognize your shortcomings and be able to laugh at them. Sometimes, that means chuckling at yourself after you get called out online for saying something, well… less than smart.

Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest moments when Europeans gently roasted Americans for writing bizarre comments online, from all over the internet. Scroll down to see some of the most cringy insights and witty takedowns.

Just keep in mind that none of this is meant to promote meanness. It’s all for the sake of lighthearted humor. We all say dumb things from time to time, no matter where we’re from.

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    #2

    Person Forgets Not Everyone Is American

    Screenshot of ridiculous American internet comments with a humorous reply roasting the original remark.

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    Chich the witch
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    53 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't squawk too much. Have you ever listened to some of those southern US types? I'm not sure they speak English.

    #3

    Non US Flag In Username Yet Still Assumed To Be American

    Twitter exchange showing ridiculous American internet comments debating political leaders and votes, fitting internet comments roasted theme.

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    Learning to respect other cultures doesn’t happen overnight. It requires dedication, open-mindedness, and a willingness to acknowledge your own biases and knowledge blind spots. Traveling abroad, doing research about other countries’ histories, and talking to people from different backgrounds and with different perspectives can help broaden your mind. As a rule of thumb, if you can recognize that you’ve said some dumb things in the past, it shows that you’re maturing and that your self-awareness is growing

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    When traveling, it’s not enough to put on a silly tourist hat, grab your camera, and enjoy the sights. It’s best to go abroad with empathy and curiosity, instead of demanding the rest of the world conform to your expectations and assumptions.

    #4

    "It's Color Not Colour"

    Screenshot of an internet comment arguing American vs British spelling in a ridiculous internet comment roast.

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    WindySwede
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    20 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Sweden its Cålår,,,

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    9 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like it sounds so much prettier to hear than the word "color"! Though I am sure there are sounds/inflections in that word that my dumb American voicebox cannot even hope to pronounce correctly XD (It's the same for Mandarin, I understand it very well after 24 years with my ex, but despite decades of practicing, I CANNOT pronounce some of the sounds in Mandarin.)

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    #5

    America Is The Reason You Have Cars

    Screenshot of a ridiculous American internet comment claiming America invented cars, corrected with Germany mentioned.

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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, the assembly line was invented in America to make cars affordable but toyota did it better.

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    #6

    Do Italians Drive To Malta To Fill Up Their Tanks?

    Screenshot of ridiculous American internet comments humorously discussing fuel prices in Malta and Italy, sparking roast-worthy reactions.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend who lives in Norway, and she apparently drives to Sweden every once in a while to do cheaper grocery shopping there! It was a bit of a mental adjustment to me to understand going to another COUNTRY for cheaper groceries. I live in California, which is one of America's larger states, so it was hard to wrap my head around it at first! XD

    zatrisha
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    48 minutes ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is pretty normal if you live near the border. I go to the Netherlands every now and then and buy coffee and cheese. In Poland you get particularly good sausage, in France good wine and so on, no depending on where you live everything is at most a day trip away. 🙂

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    It’s very likely that you’ve personally witnessed some awful, disrespectful tourist behavior in your home country. Meanwhile, it’s probably also safe to say that you’ve also met foreigners who were kind, friendly, and respectful of both your culture and other travelers.

    According to Go Abroad, you should strive to minimize the amount of bad tourist behaviors. In short, you have to be mindful of the local community, as well as the environment and wildlife.

    For example, this can be as simple as not being noisy at night or respecting local religious traditions.

    #7

    For The Local People $1 Is A Lot Of Money

    Tip jar with US dollars in Greece and a humorous American internet comment about currency mix-up.

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    WindySwede
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    23 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Fotta lova that exchange rate" - Eurotrip (2004)

    #8

    Speaks With An Ireland Accent

    Screenshot of a ridiculous American internet comment about Ireland and Irish, highlighting a humorous internet misunderstanding.

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    #9

    Americans Are "Foreign" Now?

    Screenshot of American internet comments discussing the concept of Americans being foreign, highlighting ridiculous online exchanges.

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    Am I Funny? Maybe or maybe not
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Foreign body has entered. Preparing antibodies.

    WindySwede
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    10 minutes ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doctor: "How did this happen? Did you fell on it?"

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    It should be common sense, but seeing as it’s in particularly short supply these days, it’s important to remember not to litter or damage landmarks. Not only is this immoral behavior, but depending on the country, you can get in some serious legal trouble, too.

    Furthermore, during your travels, try to avoid taking part in activities that exploit other people or animals.

    #10

    They Didn’t Even Try

    Woman singing into a microphone with comments showing a ridiculous American internet comment and correction online

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    Man in the mirror
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    31 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair native american's closest relative in the old world are in Siberia.

    Verena
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    12 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somehow the fact that Russia borders the US seems not to be taught at school in the US.

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    #11

    Every Video On The Internet Must Be Recorded In The US

    Car driving through a flooded area with internet comments showcasing ridiculous American internet comments that deserved to get roasted.

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    Andrew Tranter
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    22 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A ford is a shallow section of a river or stream where it may be crossed by wading, on horseback, or inside a vehicle. A ford may occur naturally or be constructed Many towns in the UK have ford in their name for just this reason, they were built around river crossings, Oxford, Stratford, Wallingford, etc - it's a big list

    Mavis
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ford is American, d*****s!" 🙄

    Nota Robot
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    52 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure Ford Prefect lived in the UK but was actually an extraterrestrial.

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    Wyrdwoman
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    21 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a UK reg plate either, although we are aware that we get foreign drivers visiting.

    James016
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    I think it is a UK plate. The green bit on the edge is to show it is an electric vehicle, in this case, a Polestar.

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    #12

    "No One Counts Eastern Europe. We're Not Visiting That"

    Two men seated on a train discussing Europe with American internet comments providing ridiculous takes and getting roasted.

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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're not visiting USA for the foreseeable future either

    Sian E
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anybody has been even just a little bit mean to the orange toddler on social media, they're not visiting the US either.

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    Chich the witch
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    51 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a texan ever brags about how long it takes to drive across the state just nod and say " Yeah, I had a car like that once"

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    Meanwhile, becoming a better tourist is definitely possible with a bit of effort. You might not change how others perceive you, but you can ensure that you’ve done everything that you can to be respectful.

    The first thing you should do is focus on research about the place you’ll be visiting. Read up on the local culture, customs, traditions, laws, and religions. Go through other travelers’ accounts about the challenges they faced. The more time you spend on research, the better prepared you’ll be. Of course, we all make mistakes eventually, but at least you’ll have a solid foundation for your trip.

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    #13

    "Although My Ancestry DNA Gives Me Zero Italian DNA On My Dad's Side, I'll Stick With Being 1/4 Italian"

    Screenshot of ridiculous American internet comments about ancestry and identity with humorous emojis and replies.

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    Andy Frobig
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad had a Sicilian grandmother. He was upset when his DNA came back 0% Italian. He didn't understand that there wasn't an Italy until about a generation before his grandmother was born, or that Sicily is the crossroads of the Mediterranean. He wasn't a dummy but he did have blind spots

    #14

    It’s “I Could Care Less”

    Screenshot of ridiculous American internet comments about grammar and language use getting roasted in an online thread.

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    Francois
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    35 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want to be an American Idiot.

    Huddo's sister
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    26 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you *could* care less, what's your lowest point?

    CK
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    31 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're both wrong, because it's "I couldn't care less," but saying you had an Indian or a Chinese makes it sound like you're talking about s*x (or cannibalism).

    Verena
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    9 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An Indian meal. A Chinese meal. A Dutch meal. Where is there s*x or cannibalism involved?

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    #15

    "England Doesn't Speak English They Speak British. America Speaks English"

    Young man reacting to American internet comments about English spellings with heated social media replies.

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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    England does not speak english is like saying spain does not speak spanish, which Americans do claim

    David Paterson
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know about other British people, but I lived a year in London and the language you meet on the streets of London is definitely not English.

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    Go Abroad also suggests eating, shopping, and staying locally for a more authentic experience. On top of that, you’ll also end up supporting local businesses and, potentially, save money.

    In the meantime, broaden your horizons and visit other places aside from must-see, super popular touristy destinations.

    “When possible, try traveling more off-the-beaten path or visiting a destination in the off season. Slow travel also helps one discover a place and its culture more meaningfully.”

    #16

    It Might Be A Texas Thing

    Man in a store uniform discussing checking IDs with ridiculous American internet comments roasting age laws.

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    #17

    In Europe You Can't Buy Utility Knifes

    Internet comment about removing a wall with a utility knife highlighting ridiculous American internet comments roasted online.

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    Verena
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    6 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *staring into the crate with dead cheap utility knives at the cashiers in any random European DIY-store*

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    #18

    We Have Trees Older Than Europe Itself

    Family in a car meme with American internet comments about culture and history, illustrating ridiculous internet remarks.

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    45 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm adopted, and there's a reason why I embraced my Scottish and Irish ancestry as a teenager, when I found out my genetic heritage via one of those ancestry sites XD America is a very young country and we don't really have any "cultural heritage" of our own. I was adopted into a Hispanic family, and I do embrace a lot of the Hispanic/Mexican traditions (I had a Quinceañera even though I'm white af, lol.) My ex is Chinese and we used to have long talks about the thousands of years of culture and history of his parents' home country XD I do think a lot of Americans cling to the shallow "YEEHAW MURICA!!!" thing because we simply feel the lack of cultural history deep in our hearts and it makes us sad XD

    Miki
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    1 hour ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do have old trees. Almost all oldest trees on earth are in usa and they sprouted one or two millenias bce.

    The Guardian also stresses that slow tourism can be a great idea.

    “Slow tourism is about spending more time in a destination, engaging in the local culture and getting to know local people,” Dr. Peter Robinson, the head of the Centre for Tourism and Hospitality Management at Leeds Beckett University, told The Guardian. You could mix things up and go to the countryside instead of only visiting major cities.

    #19

    "He Looks Very White For A Spanish Guy"

    Screenshot of American internet comments debating skin color stereotypes with high engagement on a social platform.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    42 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid, we had an exchange student from Spain stay with us for a year. His name was Carlos, and he was as pale-skinned as I was (I'm adopted and white af) and he had blue eyes and blonde hair. My adoptive family is Mexican, and I grew up speaking Spanish, so I do admit that, as a child, I was initially shocked that Carlos looked "white". I honestly thought Spanish people looked similar to Mexican people because they both spoke versions of the Spanish language. My dad taught me about Spain and its cultural and ancestral history after that, so I learned a thing XD But I admit, when I was 9, it was a bit of a shock!

    #20

    "If America Is 250 Years Old How Is Denmark Sending Mail For 400"

    Screenshot of American internet comments roasting misconceptions about Denmark's postal history and age compared to the US.

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    Some of the screenshots that we’re featuring today have been shared by members of the popular ‘[Stuff] Americans Say’ subreddit. This is an online community that was founded all the way back in early 2013.

    At the time of writing, this group boasts 391k members, or, as the moderators jokingly and ironically call them, ‘commie socialists.’ Meanwhile, currently online members are wittily referred to as ‘hating freedom.’

    These are both sarcastic comments about how some Americans have incredibly biased, non-factual, bizarre perspectives about life in European countries.

    #22

    "Your Little Countries Are Not Big Enough To Be Recognised Separately"

    Image of a car interior with a GPS, showing a ridiculous American internet comment about Europe to be roasted.

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    David Paterson
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got into a lot of argument over whether Wales is a country. Or whether the UK is a country.

    Zig Zag Wanderer
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    15 minutes ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to mess with official forms: born in? United Kingdom. Nationality? British. Country of residence? England. It's fun!

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    Andy Frobig
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sad that they let these people stay anonymous

    Nota Robot
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    46 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sad 'they' consider such people functional adults. That is not restricted to any nationality, by the way.

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    #23

    "Is There A Setting To Change From Military To Standard" Time?

    Reddit screenshot showing a digital sundial with comments roasting ridiculous American internet remarks.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    36 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It do, but my dumb American brain has a lot of trouble parsing "military time" XD I have issues with math/numbers in general (dyscalculia) so I can't easily look at the clock and see it says 17:30 and be like "oh, it's 5:30pm!" I've honestly tried to get better at it, it's not a laziness thing XD But here in Murica we're taught 12-hr time and we're taught the Imperial measurements, not metric. I know a lot of non-Americans think we're stupid for using Imperial and/or 12-hr time, but it's taught to us in school and all of our systems are set up to be displayed in Imperial units and 12-hr time. I promise we're not all idiots, just scréwed over by our education system XD

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    As the ‘[Stuff] Americans Say’ moderators point out, the entire point of their community is to focus on satire and humor. There’s no room for hate. “This is not a place to bring your hatred of Americans or America – we like to keep things friendly and toxic attitudes are not welcome.”

    Meanwhile, you shouldn’t post any online conversations that you’re a part of. Similarly, you shouldn’t bait or troll other internet users just to get fodder for screenshots.

    #25

    Hope Y’all Are Enjoying Those Gas Prices

    Screenshot of American internet comments roasting each other with humor about language and gas prices.

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    #26

    Don't Use A Spanish Word Because Of US Race Issues?

    Screenshot of an American internet comment thread with users debating the meaning of the word black, showing ridiculous comments.

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    WindySwede
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    2 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try to write the African country here and see it get censored..

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    27 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was adopted at birth into a Hispanic/Mexican-American family, and when I was a little kid, my great-grandma (who immigrated to the US from Mexico) had a little black dog whose name was "Négro". My great-grandma didn't speak much English and had NO idea that the word was offensive in English/American. Similarly, I used to get a lot of Christmas and birthday gifts of Mexican marker and crayon sets from my Mexican relatives, and yep, the black markers/crayons were labeled "négro" XD It's not an offensive term in Spanish because it's LITERALLY the word for "black" the color, but one must be aware and careful speaking Spanish in America as it IS an offensive racial slur in English.

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    #27

    “North America Law Is Law Across The World”

    Ridiculous American internet comments arguing about North America law and the Vatican that deserved to get roasted.

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    Mavis
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    1 hour ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could easily be by the orange slug.

    Andy Frobig
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really, please show us who these people are

    Ripley
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah? Try bringing a gun into Australia . . .

    Zig Zag Wanderer
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    10 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The President of North America" 🤣🤣🤣

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    1 hour ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump sure acts like he rules the world. In fact he probably tops the list of comedians right now.

    Nota Robot
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    40 minutes ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing Greenland among others would beg to differ on that comedy part.

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    On top of that, the mods stress that you shouldn’t automatically assume that someone is an American because they “said something silly or they messed up geography.”

    They also encourage their members to avoid low-hanging fruit. Certain topics are only allowed to be discussed in a weekly thread. Furthermore, it’s best to focus on more lighthearted posts.

    #28

    America Has 50 States. Europe Only 27

    Screenshot of American internet comments discussing geography with humorous roasts in viral social media thread.

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    Nota Robot
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    37 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This cimment section has the potency to quickly evolve into a raging debate about the nuances between a state, a province and a county. I'll make some popcorn in anticipation.

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    #29

    American Thinks Everyone Should Be Using Fahrenheit

    Baked potato wrapped in foil with internet comments roasting cooking temperature in an American internet thread.

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    Heffalump
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    Can we take a moment to observe that anything that has been kept at 25 degrees for 4 days has not been cooked at all, merely dehydrated. Cooking starts in the low 50's.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    34 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I admit I only "know" Fahrenheit (am American) but whenever I'm telling friends/people online a temperature (whether it's the temp outside where I live or something else) I do a quick Google of "What is 75F in C" and post the temperature as both measurements, like "It's 75F/24C outside and it's January! Friggin SoCal!" It's easy and takes approximately three seconds to do XD

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    #30

    Do Germans Even Need A Refrigerator? They Literally Live In Snow Most Of The Time Of The Year

    Ridiculous American internet comments roasting sarcasm on cultural stereotypes in online discussions screenshot.

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    Which of these comments made you cringe and facepalm the hardest? Meanwhile, which of the roasts did you find to be the most satisfying?

    From your perspective, what could be done to improve education, no matter what country we’re talking about? Meanwhile, what do you think your biggest knowledge blind spots have been in the past? Tell us all about it in the comment section at the very bottom of this list.

    #31

    ‘Texas Is Like Twice The Size Of Europe Alone’

    Screenshot of an American internet comment wrongly comparing Texas size and a fact-check reply in a humorous roast style.

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    #32

    "They May Have Created The Language But We Perfected It"

    Screenshot of ridiculous American internet comments with patriotic and corrective replies in a humorous online exchange.

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    #33

    Global Default Measurements

    Screenshot of American internet comments debating measurement systems, illustrating ridiculous internet comments getting roasted.

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    Chich the witch
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    42 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saw a post wondering why the US does not use the metric system as they've been using 9mm in schools for years.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    21 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're taught Imperial measurements, not metric, in school. I know a lot of non-Americans think Americans are stupid for using Imperial units, but it's taught to us in school and ALL of our systems are set up to be displayed in Imperial units (gasoline, tape measures, rulers, etc.) I promise we're not all idiots, just scréwed over by our education system XD And most sane Americans aren't like the ditz in the post above who thinks American culture is the "default". Most of us know we're the outcasts in terms of measurement units XD

    #34

    Assumes The Accents Of The American Newscasters Is The Default Global English

    Reddit poll humor on American internet comments about accents with users debating default English and accents.

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    #35

    If We (Americans) Stop Visiting, The UK Will Have An Economic Depression Tidal Wave

    Screenshot of ridiculous American internet comments about tourism and economics, highlighting internet comments worth roasting.

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    Andy Frobig
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering how few Americans even have passports, we aren't the main tourists to any country but Mexico and Canada, most likely

    #36

    Celebrating A Foreign Holiday Is A Requirement

    Screenshot of a ridiculous American internet comment and a humorous reply, illustrating internet comments that deserved to get roasted.

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    Miki
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's old. And we do celebrate the 4th: May the 4th be with you. ;)

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    #37

    "Your Biggest Trail Is Still Smaller Than Our Smallest"

    Screenshot of a humorous online debate about trail lengths featuring American internet comments getting roasted.

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
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    5 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Australia has joined the chat. Again.*

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    #38

    7 Days In Europe

    Screenshot of a humorous American internet comment about walking less and European vacation eating habits.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    13 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, some cities in America are completely unwalkable/un-cycle-able. Things are just too spread out and too far apart. We're a car-centric country, sadly, and a lot of cities are laid out to make it impossible to easily walk to get groceries, go to the laundromat, etc. However, we all should be walking for EXERCISE XD

    #39

    I’m German... But I Never Spoke German (On A Danish Video)

    Two men at a table discussing while a humorous American internet comment about language mix-up is shown below.

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
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    4 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm. A German person who never spoke German? Sounds like an American to me!

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    17 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't be German if you're American XD Sigh. I apologize on behalf of my countrymen who act like this. Sane Americans understand that you have genetic HERITAGE that is German, but it doesn't make you "German". You're American. XD

    #40

    "Can You Do This Report With Someone Who Doesn't Have That British Accent"

    Screenshot of ridiculous American internet comments discussing a British accent on BBC, showcasing funny online roasting.

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
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    3 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We could do it in Welsh, I guess....?

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    #41

    He Speaks English And Says Euros

    Screenshot of ridiculous American internet comments showing a humorous exchange about English and euros in the comments section.

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    #42

    "We Rank Higher Than Most Countries In Food Health And Safety"

    Reddit comments debating food health and safety rankings, showcasing ridiculous American internet comments roasted online.

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    #44

    Do Americans Not Use 24 Hour Format Or Get Taught About It Or What?

    Smartphone screen showing an internet comment thread with ridiculous American internet comments getting roasted.

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    Miki
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serious question to americans here: you are so proud of your military and are constantly bragging about it. So what's the issue with the "military time"? Why you don't think it's cool or smh?

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    24 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here in Murica we're taught 12-hr time in school, NOT "military time". (Similarly, we're taught the Imperial measurements, not metric, in school.) I know a lot of non-Americans think we're stupid for using Imperial and/or 12-hr time, but it's taught to us in school and all of our systems are set up to be displayed in Imperial units and 12-hr time. I promise we're not all idiots, just scréwed over by our education system XD For the most part, ONLY the military uses "military time" - our clocks and everything else uses the 12-hr system, not the 24-hr system. It has nothing to do with being proud of the military or not - we're not taught 24-hr time in school, so most of us have a hard time parsing it easily.

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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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