Engineers Are Cracking Up At These 50 Memes That Perfectly Sum Up Their Profession

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So true 😭.

Now you're thinking with Möbius loops!

All you gotta do is take off the dangly balls in back.

Exactly! AI chatbots are just search engines that make the data more understandable!

Modern AI is basically just a combination of plagiarism and digital hallucination.

Delilah?

Logics major: the glass is half empty if you are drinking it. It is half full if you are filling it.

I would put the link to the website where i found the code in my comments. Colleague wss dumbfounded " you steal code ?". Um, no woner it takes you twice as long, writing everything from scratch.

Honestly, fully grasping quantum physics after only 584 hours of study sounds pretty good to me.

Programmers also relate. PEMDAS feels like a loose suggestion sometimes for computer math interpreters...

Saved by that Indian guy on youtube again!

You'd be surprised how many environmental engineers, and scientists do this too.

Also works with Fast Fourier Transform and when the courier thows your package!

Their AutoCAD was papyrus/wax tablet, a pen and a well educated slave. All of this could have malfunctioned, too. And without very precise calculus the water and sewage would not have reached the desired destination. Calculus is way older than the jokers are comfortable with. Without calculus they would live a pretty basic life.

Is it me, or is that headset superimposed on the picture ?

After independently attempting this, I say OP must have a massive fist, cuz I'm 3cm smaller in the first three measurements.

How is it that Frank Gehry hasn't been beaten to death by a an engineer yet?

Computer programmers : " hold my beer".

In a storm, you can shelter in the cavitation region under a cow’s neck

Gotta gear that thing down.

F**k zuckerturd and facebook and meta

Just be a kid. Buy yourself ice creams, legos, videogames. That's what I do. You can even buy yourself a sports car!

I thought i was going to be able to drive a train.

And neither if you're running windows. Use Linux, install Wine and/or Proton, and you're good to go.

I was the IT expert in the house when I was in primary school!!!

You forgot the pizza.

Usually the bathroom.

I bet that engineer could not change a light switch though!

The numbers are correct. But somebody wrote the "9" upside down.

I don't know what either of these are!

Right now 456 people are thinkin' " I don't get it" and this is the funniest graphic in this post!

I love the bottom planes, very modern

true. steam tables. yeesch Keenan and Keyes

There's that oddly specific 456 again.

Windows? No empty cans? No food wrappers? No random toys on desks? These are not software engineers.

No physical component or system can be made with absolute precision. Designing real-world devices requires calculating ranges of tolerance, which is effectively a set of approximations. A good example is digitally recorded music - it's not perfect, but it does the job.

Some "males"? The greenish sliver between orange and blue.

Now imagine a particle orbiting a nucleus, except it's not a particle and it's not orbiting.

I repaired electronic equipment for 38 years and never used Ohm's Law outside of college.

I wish :-/

home improvement?

You forgot mathematicians

"Mechanical engineers make weapon systems, civil engineers make targets." BSME/WSU

brand new engineer polishing turds vs. old school engineer knocking the project out (works for toolmakers as well)

Every engineer I've ever met

No he obviously fixes trains because he is an engineer.

You could chalk it up as a prescribed burn.

I have to disagree here. Engineers do not know everything and often do have to refer to online sources, books, colleagues etc, for confirmation. But not knowing basic math is pushing it way too far.

You can live anywhere. The question is for how long.

Sanitation engineer wonders how he is going to haul all the junk to the landfill.

They spend all their time staring at a computer.

Modern fridges are pretty much unfixable by yourself though to be fair

That picture is Hayao Miyazaki, creator of Totoro and many other animals movies.

At least Matlab works. Have you tried to use TestStand? That thing take so much time to load its own configuration files I had to develop my own configuration files library just to avoid using TestStand's integrated features.

Person with a Masters degree in business: runs a gas station.

The second one probably looks complex for people who have never seen a phase diagram before, but once you understand how it works, the second one is just as easy to read as the first one.

Bill worked for Ford. Got fired. Now works for Chevy.

My first day in Electrical Engineering class, the professor said that nobody will get an '"A", less than 10% will get a "B", 30% will get a "C", 30% will get a D and 30% will get a "F". Need to say, I was in the 30%, but I won't tell you which 30%.

lol hacksmith

Sitting at a computer all day is equivalent to smoking multiple packs of cigarettes. as far as being bad for one's health

Been there, Done that.

Reminds me of a company I worked maintenance for. A team of engineers from the parent company came in to build a furnace. After 3 weeks they left and we maintenance engineers were left with a non-functioning furnace and to deal with the management questions over how long it will take.