This Instagram Account Shares 50 Funny Memes That Might Actually Teach You Something (New Pics)

Risky business. People can get killed if caught in possession of foreign content. I just hope they know what they are doing and handing them off safely.

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Yum

But we also have to dress you up in really cute costumes

Oh my god I love this

I had a friend who was a beekeeper. Honey does not go bad- it can crystallise under certain conditions, but you can make it liquid again by gently heating. There's literally been honey found in 6000 year old tombs that was safe to eat. But at his honey processing plant they had to label everything with an expiration date.

Reading without eyes is more difficult , I confirm!

I'm reminded of non-vaxxers, flat earthers, climate change deniers and other trumpists.

Some Aboriginal Australians apparently assumed they were seeing honest to god dead people returning from the grave, and who can blame them?

Dayum. That never worked on my kids 😏

Makes my nights too

it' too soon lol

So now we need a volunteer to drink the kool aid. Not it

The guy who invented Colonel

Before was was was, was was is. When is is is, was was was yet will be will be will be.

nah but they can just get some rice

I tell my students that I'm a doctor who can't fix your broken leg, but can amuse you with stories about the Civil War until the ambulance comes.

Who else automatically read this in David Attenborough's voice

Witch craft

and yet early humans found ways to make poisonous foods edible.

I see “The good place” I upvote

Potassium is just like K

My friend and I went to different schools. She copied my homework and got an A+, I got a B-.

Thomas the train is being hanged for his crimes, clearly.

Sorry but this gives serious Nazi vibes like "only traditional, naturalistic and pretty-looking art is valid". Whoever posted this does realise that art like the one below was banned by the Nazis, and the artists persecuted?

but...but this goes against everything i stand for!

I mean to be fair bird parents are very protective

#devotion

I wish I could do that with several lakes, clean out the bottom I mean.

And ask them what they still do now...

oh dangit, I forgot to wash my hands!

Owned

Spider cat, Spider cat, Does whatever a Spider cat does. Can he swing from a web, no he cant, he's a cat

Greg is nice.

A giant slab of stone pressing his head into the steering wheel, in an unending stream of honking, only to be relieved hours later when the emergency personnel pry him away from it. One of the slow witted ones peer closer to his face to ask, "you good, mate?". But mate was in fact, far from good...

Needs a catalyst.

I'm glad astrology exists, because people used to write about it 1000's of years ago, and because of that, we can tell where a lot of our mythology comes from. Silver linings.

Ouch....

You don’t actually need to kill Baby Hitler. You just tell him his art is worth his weight in gold (do not downvote I can predict downvotes from my downvote fairy follower, I saw this somewhere else and no one downvoted that one)

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Now, don’t be mean to Hubble. Hubble was the one to capture this image which shows the oldest stars and galxies in this universe imagesqtbn...sqpCAU.png

That manflu is serious sh*t

Lol. So true!

And if they tried to face forward to get in, they'd go ar*e over tip and still fall into the boat due to the weight of the cylinders.

Actually many people were sad about her death world wide. Including colonized countries.

Mf doesn't even need to get Liquid Paper or White-Out to fix his typo but still can't be bothered to to check his work work before posting his meme meme

Queenie looking bada** wit dem shades 😎

Wait didn’t Hera get pregnant just by herself without someone else, just to prove to Zeus she’s powerful at all sorts of stuff? And then yeeted the baby off Olympus because it was deformed? I dunno

Love this!!!

Oh no

I feel personally attacked

Tenser* past tense

Never thought about that. Just if people might be intrested the words in swedish is not pronounced the way as the words in English. Just to make it easy; the G in Get is a soft G. Like you you pronounce the y in yoghurt, and a long E aa in yeti. Basically just say yeti whithout the i in the end. In Killing the K is pronounced as a ch sound. As in chair or child. So just say chilling 😆

There are also two islands named Snake Island and Round Island. One is long and thin and infested with snakes and the other is round and has no snakes. Guess which is which.

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What kind?

This one makes me sad : if only Marie Curie (and others) had known to protect herself discovering radioactivity....

no, I AM THE PLAGUE! HAHAHAHA

"Only 2 things in life are certain : death and taxes."

Australians: can we all wake up please! Our colonial history, let's face it, was pretty sh!tty. We need to acknowledge that it hasn't been clean, stop forcing celebration on a day of mourning and change the date. If anyone close to you has ever died around a day of celebration, you will realise what it feels like. Stop forcing thousands of people to celebrate on a day when their relatives have died, on a day that celebrates how they've been kidnapped, assaulted, been seen as less than human and looked down upon for hundreds of years. All we need to do that is to change the bloody date. It really isn't a big deal to change it, but the benefits is would have are a big deal.

The whole '[x] degrees hotter' misleads people as to the severity of climate change - what they need to hear is the consequences for them: "[y times] as many fires/floods/tornados/hurricanes for your area", "Dought conditions destroy [z proportion] of farming industry in your country, and food prices will increase by 300%" If they can't relate it to consequences for themselves, or at least people in their own country, a lot of people don't feel any urgency. "People you don't know, in another country, potentially dying in the future." is not immediate enough to convince most people to make sustained changes to their behaviour.

Me

Over my dead 10-gallon hat! (No 37.85412 liter hat on my head!)

Regardless of the names, been some serious tectonic movement being going on.

I absolutely do not get this 🤔

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This is why DD/MM/YY is better. Everything is in ascending order unlike what the US does which doesn’t make sense to a person like me who likes organized stuff

ngl the abundance of wires triggered a small smidgen of OCD I didn't know I had.

Why do they want their nanna to look at it

Too funny...