It’s hard to really blame someone for what they’ve done before their pre-frontal cortex has developed, but that doesn’t mean there isn’t some very solid entertainment to be gained. Certainly, an adult doing something dumb is typically annoying, but seeing a kid pull off a similar feat is just funny.
We’ve gathered some of the best posts shared by adults that fit perfectly into the “kids are stupid” genre. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your own stories in the comments section down below.
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Velociryan
Sudden Realization
What If You Use 100% Of Jeremy
Every parent has witnessed the sheer, unadulterated shock on a baby’s face during a game of peek a boo. To an adult, it is a repetitive exercise in hiding behind your hands. To a child under eight months old, you are literally folding yourself out of existence. This hilarious reaction is due to a lack of object permanence. This is the understanding that things continue to exist even when they are out of sight.
During the sensorimotor stage of development, infants are still figuring out how the world works. Jean Piaget, a pioneer in child psychology, noted that babies initially believe that their perception creates reality. If they do not see the ball, the ball is gone from the universe. This is why a toddler might cry when you leave the room but stop the moment you return. They are not being dramatic. They genuinely thought you were deleted.
Her Honesty Saved The New Home Owners To Be
They Wrote On Walls??
I Wonder Who Did It
We have all seen the photos of a toddler hiding during a game of hide and seek by simply closing their eyes or putting a bucket over their head. While they are clearly visible to everyone in the room, they truly believe they are masters of stealth. This is a classic example of egocentrism. This does not mean the child is selfish. It means they lack the cognitive ability to understand that other people see the world from a different physical and mental perspective.
She Doesn't Like His Little Brother
Only Once Per Day
No Plans To Correct
In the preoperational stage, which usually lasts from ages two to seven, children assume that if they cannot see you, then you cannot see them. Their brain is centered on their own viewpoint. They assume that their internal experience is a universal experience. If their eyes are dark, the whole world must be dark. This cognitive quirk makes for some of the best internet fail videos but also represents a vital step in learning how to navigate social spaces.
It’s The Same Dog Again!
Failed Surprise
Amazed By The Littlest Of Things
We took kids to a zoo at a holiday program I worked at in January. Most of them said their favourite were the bin chickens (ibis) free ranging in the cafe area.
If you want to win a trade with a five year old, just offer them two nickels for one dime. They will likely take the deal because two is more than one. This logic also applies to the famous conservation experiments. If you take two identical balls of clay and squash one into a flat pancake, the child will almost always insist the pancake has more clay because it takes up more space on the table.
Right In The Feels
That Was Unexpected
Reminds me of the woman who got a phone call from her kids school that a strange man has been seen picking up her child. Panicked she had them send in the security photo. It was the mother. Without her wig or make up on. Ouch.
She Had A Flashback
When I was a child I hurt myself, started to cry, looked around and realized my parents were not in the room. So I stopped crying, went into the living room, plopped myself down and resumed crying, this time with an audience.
This happens because children at this age struggle with conservation. This is the logical thinking ability to see that quantity remains the same despite changes in shape or container. When you pour juice from a short wide glass into a tall skinny glass, the child is convinced they just got a massive upgrade. They are focusing on only one dimension, like height, while ignoring the width. This is called centration. It is a bug in the young human operating system that eventually gets patched out as they enter the concrete operational stage.
Terrified
Back In The Days
Maybe
Once when I was a kid, I mistook another cat for our cat and thought that he looked different because there was something wrong with him!
Young children are notoriously bad at lying. If a three year old eats a chocolate cupcake, they will stand there with frosting smeared across their nose and insist they have no idea who did it. They fail at this because they have not yet developed a robust theory of mind. This is the realization that other people have different thoughts, knowledge, and beliefs than they do.
Internet
They Work In Mysterious Ways
Keep Quiet, Kid!
My friend taught her child to yell “Not my mother, not my mother,” if a stranger tries to pick him up. Kid was throwing a tantrum in a store and his mother went to pick him up and he started shouting “Not my mom, not my mom!”
Before age four or five, a child often thinks that because they know they ate the cupcake, you must also know they ate the cupcake. They do not realize your brain is a separate container of information. When they tell a story and skip all the important details, it is because they think you already have access to the movie playing in their head. Developing this skill is a massive leap in brain power.
Take Advantage While You Can
He Should Have Checked Behind The TV Too
On topic, but, one of the reasons Young Sheldon appeals to me is the absence of a laugh track. The cast is outstanding as well. Not just a show about a super bright, socially dysfunctional kid.
Kid Definitely Knows Something
Because dad is still alive, or because mom doesn't want to be found out?
It allows for empathy, complex social play, and eventually, the ability to tell a half decent lie. When a child trips over a chair, they might turn around and hit the chair or yell at it for being mean. To an adult, this looks like a comedy routine. To the child, it is a logical response to a living entity. This is known as animism. It is the belief that inanimate objects have feelings, intentions, and consciousness.
Cry Fest
A Caring Student
In their world, the sun follows them because it wants to keep them warm. The clouds are sad when it rains. The toy is lonely because it was left under the bed. This happens because children are trying to make sense of the world using the only model they know, which is themselves. Since they have feelings and motives, everything else must have them too. While it leads to some "dumb" moments like apologizing to a piece of broccoli, it is actually a sign of a very active and creative mind trying to connect the dots of existence.
O_o
We Had Them At Home, Son
Homophones Can Be Confusing Especially To Kids
Yeah Pack It Up
The Finder
A Win Is A Win
Typical kid thinking. My son had a limited diet when he was 5/6 yo. His dad introduced him to McDonald's hamburgers, which I guess was a win cause at least here was one other thing he would eat? But he always refused steak if we had it for dinner. Until I made a filet one night and told him it was the same kind of meat they use in Mickey D's hamburgers. Turns out he loved filet mignon. That might have been a mistake LOL
That’s A Plan
Yummy
Same
I told her she was imaginary and that she now has to go live with my imaginary girlfriend.
The Power Of A Talkative Child
What?
I would have said "like perfume", and yes, I learned that the hard way when I was maybe 3 or 4. Also, lying about it when the mess on my mom's dresser was discovered wasn't a particularly good plan, since the vomiting soon gave me away.
Well, That Escalated Quickly
I Am Titus
Literally The Same Version Of Each Other
No Thanks
Glad This Didn’t Exist When I Was A Kid
New Ways
"You Mean It Costs Money?"
My son had to get braces and I was trying to explain how much they cost. Didn't get it until I converted the price into the number of TVs it would buy.
So Many Cows
Kids Say Silly Things LOL
Cute, But Also Stupid
My Son Ate A Screw Found On The Street. Thank God, No Injury, It Came Out Naturally
Hungry
Why Would You Think That
The Average Horror Fan Experience
Reasons Why Kids Should Be Supervised
He's Cooler Than You
Good thing OP didn't realize at the time that the first year of a dog's life is actually more equivalent to like 15 human years, since dogs are usually more or less physically mature after a year XD
Kagina
Poor Kids Need Money:(
Please
How I Locked My Closet Door When I Was 8
A Mint To Try
My Son Found This Tiny Spoon And Ate His Jello With It, Because "He Wasn't That Hungry, So He Just Wanted To Take Tiny Bites"
Attempting To Communicate With My 12 Year Old…
A Boy At A Museum In Haifa Today Broke A 3500 Years Old Jar
Rip
Yup! saw a kid standing up in a shopping cart.."you fall out, you're gonna get hurt"..Mom's exasperated look. Kid falls out.."See?" Kid looks at me like I'm Nostradamus.
My son is in his last year of primary school. One of the mums is organising the yearbook and asked if we had a funny stories of our son from his time at school. The one that came to mind is from a couple of years ago when my son got into a back and forth with the teacher during a maths class. They were learning to add fractions and at one question my son kept insisting that the teacher got the answer wrong. The teacher naturally insisting he is correct. After a couple of minutes of this the teacher took a step back, looked again and had to concede that my son was correct and he was wrong. My son just replied “Oh Mr Smiiiiiiith” elongating his name which made the rest of class laugh out loud.
When I was about 7, my family and I were gathered at my grandparents house for Sunday dinner, and one of my cousins was there and she had just had a baby. She took her baby into another room to breastfeed and my mother decided to tell me about the concept of breastfeeding, that it was God's way of creating a way for Mother's to bond with their children. She called it "a special food stored in the mother's breast" but I thought she said "breath". So as I was hearing my Mama explain this to me, I am picturing my cousin yawning on her baby's face. And after she told me that she did that with me and my sister as well when we were babies, I pictured her yawning on my own face.
My son is in his last year of primary school. One of the mums is organising the yearbook and asked if we had a funny stories of our son from his time at school. The one that came to mind is from a couple of years ago when my son got into a back and forth with the teacher during a maths class. They were learning to add fractions and at one question my son kept insisting that the teacher got the answer wrong. The teacher naturally insisting he is correct. After a couple of minutes of this the teacher took a step back, looked again and had to concede that my son was correct and he was wrong. My son just replied “Oh Mr Smiiiiiiith” elongating his name which made the rest of class laugh out loud.
When I was about 7, my family and I were gathered at my grandparents house for Sunday dinner, and one of my cousins was there and she had just had a baby. She took her baby into another room to breastfeed and my mother decided to tell me about the concept of breastfeeding, that it was God's way of creating a way for Mother's to bond with their children. She called it "a special food stored in the mother's breast" but I thought she said "breath". So as I was hearing my Mama explain this to me, I am picturing my cousin yawning on her baby's face. And after she told me that she did that with me and my sister as well when we were babies, I pictured her yawning on my own face.
