Parents Are Sharing The Dumb And Funny Things Their Kids Said Or Did And These 53 Are Hilarious (New Pics)
It’s hard to really blame someone for what they’ve done before their pre-frontal cortex has developed, but that doesn’t mean there isn’t some very solid entertainment to be gained. Certainly, an adult doing something dumb is typically annoying, but seeing a kid pull off a similar feat is just funny.
We’ve gathered some of the best posts shared by adults that fit perfectly into the “kids are stupid” genre. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your own stories in the comments section down below.
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Her Honesty Saved The New Home Owners To Be
She Doesn't Like His Little Brother
Every parent has witnessed the sheer, unadulterated shock on a baby’s face during a game of peek a boo. To an adult, it is a repetitive exercise in hiding behind your hands. To a child under eight months old, you are literally folding yourself out of existence. This hilarious reaction is due to a lack of object permanence. This is the understanding that things continue to exist even when they are out of sight.
During the sensorimotor stage of development, infants are still figuring out how the world works. Jean Piaget, a pioneer in child psychology, noted that babies initially believe that their perception creates reality. If they do not see the ball, the ball is gone from the universe. This is why a toddler might cry when you leave the room but stop the moment you return. They are not being dramatic. They genuinely thought you were deleted.
Velociryan
Amazed By The Littlest Of Things
We took kids to a zoo at a holiday program I worked at in January. Most of them said their favourite were the bin chickens (ibis) free ranging in the cafe area.
Sudden Realization
We have all seen the photos of a toddler hiding during a game of hide and seek by simply closing their eyes or putting a bucket over their head. While they are clearly visible to everyone in the room, they truly believe they are masters of stealth. This is a classic example of egocentrism. This does not mean the child is selfish. It means they lack the cognitive ability to understand that other people see the world from a different physical and mental perspective.
It’s The Same Dog Again!
Only Once Per Day
I Wonder Who Did It
In the preoperational stage, which usually lasts from ages two to seven, children assume that if they cannot see you, then you cannot see them. Their brain is centered on their own viewpoint. They assume that their internal experience is a universal experience. If their eyes are dark, the whole world must be dark. This cognitive quirk makes for some of the best internet fail videos but also represents a vital step in learning how to navigate social spaces.
Failed Surprise
What If You Use 100% Of Jeremy
That Was Unexpected
Reminds me of the woman who got a phone call from her kids school that a strange man has been seen picking up her child. Panicked she had them send in the security photo. It was the mother. Without her wig or make up on. Ouch.
If you want to win a trade with a five year old, just offer them two nickels for one dime. They will likely take the deal because two is more than one. This logic also applies to the famous conservation experiments. If you take two identical balls of clay and squash one into a flat pancake, the child will almost always insist the pancake has more clay because it takes up more space on the table.
She Had A Flashback
When I was a child I hurt myself, started to cry, looked around and realized my parents were not in the room. So I stopped crying, went into the living room, plopped myself down and resumed crying, this time with an audience.
He Should Have Checked Behind The TV Too
On topic, but, one of the reasons Young Sheldon appeals to me is the absence of a laugh track. The cast is outstanding as well. Not just a show about a super bright, socially dysfunctional kid.
Didn’t He See The Pictures
This happens because children at this age struggle with conservation. This is the logical thinking ability to see that quantity remains the same despite changes in shape or container. When you pour juice from a short wide glass into a tall skinny glass, the child is convinced they just got a massive upgrade. They are focusing on only one dimension, like height, while ignoring the width. This is called centration. It is a bug in the young human operating system that eventually gets patched out as they enter the concrete operational stage.
No Plans To Correct
They Work In Mysterious Ways
Terrified
Young children are notoriously bad at lying. If a three year old eats a chocolate cupcake, they will stand there with frosting smeared across their nose and insist they have no idea who did it. They fail at this because they have not yet developed a robust theory of mind. This is the realization that other people have different thoughts, knowledge, and beliefs than they do.
Keep Quiet, Kid!
My friend taught her child to yell “Not my mother, not my mother,” if a stranger tries to pick him up. Kid was throwing a tantrum in a store and his mother went to pick him up and he started shouting “Not my mom, not my mom!”
Back In The Days
Take Advantage While You Can
Before age four or five, a child often thinks that because they know they ate the cupcake, you must also know they ate the cupcake. They do not realize your brain is a separate container of information. When they tell a story and skip all the important details, it is because they think you already have access to the movie playing in their head. Developing this skill is a massive leap in brain power.
Right In The Feels
We Had Them At Home, Son
Cry Fest
It allows for empathy, complex social play, and eventually, the ability to tell a half decent lie. When a child trips over a chair, they might turn around and hit the chair or yell at it for being mean. To an adult, this looks like a comedy routine. To the child, it is a logical response to a living entity. This is known as animism. It is the belief that inanimate objects have feelings, intentions, and consciousness.
Yummy
Kid Definitely Knows Something
Because dad is still alive, or because mom doesn't want to be found out?
Same
I told her she was imaginary and that she now has to go live with my imaginary girlfriend.
In their world, the sun follows them because it wants to keep them warm. The clouds are sad when it rains. The toy is lonely because it was left under the bed. This happens because children are trying to make sense of the world using the only model they know, which is themselves. Since they have feelings and motives, everything else must have them too. While it leads to some "dumb" moments like apologizing to a piece of broccoli, it is actually a sign of a very active and creative mind trying to connect the dots of existence.
Internet
A Win Is A Win
Typical kid thinking. My son had a limited diet when he was 5/6 yo. His dad introduced him to McDonald's hamburgers, which I guess was a win cause at least here was one other thing he would eat? But he always refused steak if we had it for dinner. Until I made a filet one night and told him it was the same kind of meat they use in Mickey D's hamburgers. Turns out he loved filet mignon. That might have been a mistake LOL
Yeah Pack It Up
A Caring Student
That’s A Plan
Homophones Can Be Confusing Especially To Kids
Maybe
O_o
Well, That Escalated Quickly
What?
I would have said "like perfume", and yes, I learned that the hard way when I was maybe 3 or 4. Also, lying about it when the mess on my mom's dresser was discovered wasn't a particularly good plan, since the vomiting soon gave me away.
The Finder
Cute, But Also Stupid
New Ways
No Thanks
I Am Titus
Literally The Same Version Of Each Other
"You Mean It Costs Money?"
My Son Ate A Screw Found On The Street. Thank God, No Injury, It Came Out Naturally
Daughter ate her diary key once. Same result. X-ray was awesome!
The Power Of A Talkative Child
Glad This Didn’t Exist When I Was A Kid
So Many Cows
Kids Say Silly Things LOL
Hungry
The Average Horror Fan Experience
Reasons Why Kids Should Be Supervised
Why Would You Think That
How I Locked My Closet Door When I Was 8
Kagina
My Son Found This Tiny Spoon And Ate His Jello With It, Because "He Wasn't That Hungry, So He Just Wanted To Take Tiny Bites"
Poor Kids Need Money:(
He's Cooler Than You
Good thing OP didn't realize at the time that the first year of a dog's life is actually more equivalent to like 15 human years, since dogs are usually more or less physically mature after a year XD
