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When was the last time you had your home or business inspected, pandas? Be honest, was it last month, or was it three weeks before you moved into the building nine years ago? We tend to assume that everything is just fine with any structure we enter because well, frankly, the idea of the roof collapsing on top of us or the floor caving in isn’t something most of us want to imagine. But unfortunately, buildings don’t last forever, so to ensure that we’ve chosen a safe space to conduct our business or live our lives, those places need to be inspected every now and then.

And who better to inspect your building than Alpha Structural, Inc.? Alpha Structural is a leader in the engineering and construction of foundation and hillside repairs, and a popular presence on the internet thanks to their social media accounts. Below, we’ve gathered photos from their famous Imgur account, featuring some of the most bizarre and shocking things structural inspectors have discovered while on the job, so we hope you enjoy these pics and remember to always have those inspections done on time.

Keep reading to also find an interview with Ben Reinhart, Vice President of Marketing for Alpha Structural, and be sure to upvote the photos you find most surprising. Then, if you’re interested in checking out Bored Panda’s previous articles featuring Alpha Structural, you can find the most recent ones right here and here!

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Alpha Structural is a Los Angeles based leader in foundation repair whose mission is “to engineer and build the most precise, practical and responsible repair for our customer’s property, in conformance with State and Local Building Codes and with their budget in mind, so that they may realize their goals concerning the correction of their property.” It was started by David Tourjé, who had built many custom hillside homes in the 1980s and decided to specialize in foundation and hillside repairs due to the increasing demand.  

Alpha Structural has now been going strong for decades, becoming the number one choice for Foundation Engineering and Repair, Landslide Repair, Earthquake and Structural Rehabilitation Contractor in the Los Angeles area. “Our production staff has over 850 years of experience and all of it is hard-core and down-in-the-trenches, not managed from behind a computer,” their website states. “Our in-house engineers and technicians are among the most experienced in all of Southern California. If that’s not enough for you, here are just a few more reasons why you should choose us for all your foundation needs.”

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We were called out to assess a failing deck on an ocean-front home, but the ocean had other plans.

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9 lives just aren’t enough.
For mummification to occur, the body must be exposed to certain conditions, including chemicals, low humidity or a lack of air, which prevent the tissue from decaying. 
Crawlspaces can in fact provide just the right mix for a body to mummify. I don't know what to do with this information.

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But despite being based in California, Alpha Structural has had an impact on so many people around the world thanks to their hilarious and informative internet presence. With accounts on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and Imgur, Alpha Structural has thousands of followers who are eager to view their team’s most shocking finds from inspections and be glad that these things weren’t discovered in their own homes! We’ve been featuring Alpha Structural on Bored Panda for about three years now, and in the past, we’ve been lucky enough to get in touch with them to learn more about their company and the importance of structural inspections.

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Alpha Structural previously told Bored Panda, “There are many factors that can affect the repair of a home such as budget constraints, timing, accessibility of workspace, etc. For the most part we would put the responsibility on the contractors that were hired to do the work. Most homeowners are not aware of the repair ‘methods’ used, especially when the work is under the home."

“For example, we’ve seen brick foundations that have been ‘retrofitted’ by bolting the framing to the brick walls. However, this doesn’t serve any purpose as the bricks can’t hold these bolts. Many times the homeowner had no idea that there was any problem performing this type of retrofit on a brick foundation,” they explained. “Without trying to sound cliché, we can say the old maxim, ‘you get what you pay for’ holds true when selecting a contractor to repair, or upgrade your home’s foundation.”    

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At least they placed the concrete on the dirt to avoid termites. 2 out of 10 for the effort.

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We reached out to Alpha Structural about this piece as well, and we were lucky enough to get in touch with Ben Reinhart, the Vice President of Marketing. First, we wanted to hear if there had been any exciting updates since the last time we had spoken with Alpha Structural. "We recently celebrated our 30th anniversary!" Ben shared. "Also, we started servicing Orange County and will soon be expanding to Ventura County as well!"

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Interesting brickwork on that chimney you got there.

Tell me you love controlled chaos without telling me you love controlled chaos.

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This home was flooded due to a burst pipe. All the water damage and extra pressure it applied to the slab caused a severe crack to form.
 
You can see it runs across the entire length of the living room.
You can see here the slab has a offset crack, characterized by a height difference on either side of a the crack. 
 
It can be tempting to think that cracks in concrete aren’t a cause for concern, but if they’re affecting your home’s structure, they need to be addressed. Your concrete slab is essential to your home’s structural integrity. A weak foundation can lead to the collapse of interior walls.

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Do you see it? Let's zoom in...
Yeah, not scary at all.

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We also asked Ben if it's crucial to have a structural inspector take a look at every building we might be living or working in. "When purchasing a property, it’s very important to do your due diligence," he told Bored Panda. "Get all the inspections; you need to make sure that you’re getting what you expect. We’ve heard all sorts of horror stories about people buying homes, waiving contingencies, and then finding out down the line that they have major structural issues."

"Regarding someone who is already the property owner, they don’t necessarily need to get inspections unless they start noticing signs of structural damage," Ben added. "Large, wide cracks, sloping floors, etc. The best thing a property owner can do for their structure is to make sure they have a good drainage system and keep up with regular maintenance. This will go a long way."

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Check out this red-tagged home we had the pleasure of visiting this week. No big deal. Just a little movement down the hill.

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Moisture in your crawlspace is never a good thing as it causes wood to decay. It is also an ideal habitat for mushrooms and mold

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During the storm a tree fell on top of this home. Luckily, no one was seriously injured, though the homeowner was sitting on their couch when their ceiling came crashing down. You can see here how their roof is completely warped from the impact. Inside, the extent of the damage is clearly visible.

P.S. the couch in question is under there somewhere.

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We also asked Ben about any of the wildest things the Alpha Structural team has encountered while on the job. "We come across some crazy stuff. I’d say that one of the most shocking was when one of our assessors found a human skull in the crawl space of a home he was inspecting," he shared. "The skull was complete with a clump of long, black hair and a few chunks of mummified flesh but minus the jawbone. The assessor immediately left the crawl space and notified the police. Surprisingly, when the coroner came, he concluded that the skull was roughly 2,000 years old! It’s suspected that a previous homeowner had found the skull while hiking in Peru in the 1970s and smuggled it back into the country."

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For 1 million dollars, would you spend the night in this room?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Silent, motionless, and wearing a helmet, hell yes! In today's economic climate, I'm there for $100k

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Here we have a floating post and pier. The room above must be fun for the kids, an in-house bounce house.

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We were also curious what type of person would make for a great structural inspector. "Being a structural assessor is a much more exciting job than people would expect. You see all types of buildings, some of which have a very rich history. You meet a lot of people who are experiencing various structural/geotechnical issues," Ben told Bored Panda. "We try to help them find a solution for their problem that fits within their budget. I’d recommend someone who has experience with construction and who likes to solve problems and help people."

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"I'll take signs you're having foundation issues for $100."

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that looks like a floating floor. they may have caulked the base trim to the FLOATING floor, the flooring may have contracted do to temperature swings. best case scenario.

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Is it just Los Angeles drivers or does this happen everywhere? At least the driver miraculously just hit the garage and not the rooms where people were sleeping.

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Ben also added that, "Cracking in drywall/stucco is very common, especially in SoCal. The best thing people can do to mitigate this is make sure that they have a proper drainage system. Don’t let water pool near your foundation. Cracks that are around ¼ of an inch or wider are more concerning. This is a sign that there may be a structural issue."

If you're concerned there might be a structural issue in your home or you'd like to learn more from the experts, be sure to check out Alpha Structural, Inc.'s website right here!

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Not one thing in this picture is aligned.

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Structural dust.
Welp. Sir, your house is being supported by dust.

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Just like our routine check-ups at the doctor to ensure our health is in tip-top shape, regular building inspections can prevent any issues from creeping up on your residence or office space before it’s too late to fix them. According to Build, structural inspections are important to catch any issues that you might have missed when checking out the space. “It’s easy to get carried away with the idea of getting a new place, but the last thing you want to do is pay for a bad property that lacks minor details which turn out to be crucial after the purchase has been made,” Build explains. “If things such as pest infestations, incorrect electrical wiring, or a faulty plumbing system are not addressed as soon as possible, they can become a major source of discomfort or even danger. These minor yet significant details are what professional [building inspectors] look for when conducting inspections. A building inspector will catch details your untrained eye missed.”

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A car plowed into the side of this church. We came out to inspect the structural damage, but the most impressive part was that there were no tire marks on the grass. It is completely pristine. How?
Was it a flying car?

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Down the hill the fence goes and with it the homeowner’s backyard.

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Having a solid building inspection can also help with your power in negotiations, before you’ve decided whether or not to purchase a space. “With a good inspection, your negotiation stakes are more solid. When making an offer on a property, having a solid understanding of the building’s structural problems and having reports to back up your claims will help you save tens of thousands of dollars,” Build writes.

“A building inspection is one step you never want to overlook. It is one of the most important steps you can take to ensure that your new building is a good investment, and it is critical to do your research before making such a large purchase. The priority of anyone looking to purchase a property should be to seek the advice of a professional building inspector in order to make a proper and well-informed decision.”

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This retaining wall needs some serious intervention before it fails.
Oh, too late.

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We always like a spacious crawlspace, but, as you can see, the foundation wall at the entrance has begun to deteriorate. There seems to be something growing from inside the wall.

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Are you feeling inspired to schedule your next home inspection, pandas? If you’ve got cracks in the wall or you suspect the basement has water damage that could cause problems in the future, now’s the time to get that checked out. We hope you’re enjoying these shocking photos, so keep upvoting all of your favorites. And then if you’re interested in checking out our previous articles featuring Alpha Structural, you can find the most recent ones right here and here

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If my pen fits then I'm concerned.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this the only kind of pen that you can stick in concrete cracks? A previous post used the exact same one.

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Sometimes concrete slabs crack due to improper installation procedures. They will need to be inspected by a professional to determine the cause.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dialation joints, large concrete slabs need dialation joints, concrete like everything else reacts to termodinâmics, if its hot it Will expand, if its cold it Will contract, só you need to put rubber joints on the slab ( x meters apart from eachother, depending on the size of the total área, and Im not a civil engineer, só i don't know how to calculate that ) but those rubber joints Will let the concrete " move " widout cracking.

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Oh, you think your deck is structurally sound. I dare you to stick a knife in it.

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In nature, wood rot is the natural decomposition process turning fallen logs into nutritious soil.

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Girders act as the intermediate support for the floor joists. They carry the bulk of the weight above them. They should not be twisting away from the post.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well what do you expect? The spring fell out! That’s your problem right there!

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The column looks a little worn, but at least it's not supporting a giant parking garage

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Next time you're on a deck you should look over the side of it and assess how structurally sound it truly is. It's a favorite party trick! People love it...

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've already tried this on my neighbor's deck.He had it professionally installed. He loved it! I would do this trick again, it's a real crowd pleaser.

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Your house feels a bit slanted? Hmm, I wonder why.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeesh, and this is why you don't use wimpy little piers (pertains to previous post...)

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If the structure is in an area accessed by the public, then spalling can be hazardous in terms of falling debris or trip hazards. If left unchecked, then spalling will accelerate and spread so that, eventually, the structure could become unstable.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In one of my previous workplaces, I was advised not to park near a specific wall due to moisture. Everyone feared it would collapse. It was the underground carpark for a major hospital.

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Don't underestimate a failing retaining wall. This wall will fall, and the results will not be pretty and will ultimately end up costing more than replacing it at this stage.

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The biggest shim we’ve ever seen.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But but that beam is only resting on one tiny edge of the block underneath 😳😱

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Plummer special!
The very handy plumber dug out the foundation to place a pipe and, in the process, undermined an entire row of post and piers.

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If your home is sitting on a slab foundation, these are the types of cracks you do not want to see. Cracks like the ones above are a clear result of structural issues

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If you're worried about foundation issues in your home, look out for these common indicators:
-Sloping or sagging floors,
-Visible cracks in ceilings,
-Gaps appearing between walls and floors,
-Walls beginning to lean or bow, or
-Floor cracks appearing.

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What a great life lesson... even foundation post and piers come in every size.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This us the umpteenth picture of a crawl space with pillars and utility pipes all over the place. I guess this is the USA? What about foundations, proper walls and floors? Seems mad to me.

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Almost every landslide can have multiple causes. Slope movement occurs when forces acting down-slope exceed the strength of the earth materials that compose the slope. These pipe and board builds were not strong enough to hold the earth behind them

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The mortar used to hold the river rock together can degrade over time to the point where the rocks will fall out or could easily be pulled out.
 
If neglected, a distressed river rock foundation not only affects the cosmetic appeal of the home but also puts its residents at great risk.
Depending upon the circumstances, a replacement of some or all the unreinforced foundation may be necessary. Usually, homeowners preferred to “sister” the foundation. This preserves the curb appeal of the home. This option is often less costly than a replacement.

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Once the retaining wall is unable to withstand the force behind it, it will come crashing down. Luckily, a retaining wall does not fail without first showing warning signs. Common signs that a wall is slowly failing can include cracking in the wall, bulging of the face of the wall, and tilting. If a retaining wall shows any of these signs, it is likely time to have the wall evaluated.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I stand corrected. This kind of retaining wall lean: also bad...

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A car rammed into the side of a bar and took out a supporting column. By the look of it, it was already on its way out.

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No one should be parked too close to this wall

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well at least they weighted the ground surface with rock. That'll bring things to a head faster!

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Deck or failed retaining wall? Yup, definitely a failed retaining wall.

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