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Bad puns and one big 360° eye roll are signs you’ve encountered a dad joke. It can happen anywhere—a Thanksgiving dinner, your graduation, a 5-minute phone call to your mom (dad picking up the phone every time is one of the greatest unexplained mysteries), or during a drive to the supermarket. But the point is, unlike our dads, they never get old.
Luckily, the endless source of impossibly cringy dad jokes, puns, one-liners, and wisdom bites has been discovered, so humanity can now be sure we will never run out of them.
Please get ready for the top selections from the Dad Says Jokes Instagram account, which now has a cult following of 2 million, and trust me—they all know what they signed up for. Upvote your faves and share your personal daddest jokes in the comment section below!
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Dad jokes are now kind of a humor genre with a life of its own. They’re usually blunt, painfully (un)funny, and often cringe-inducing. So it’s totally fine if you don’t get one. I don’t get one either.
Surprisingly, they’re not a new thing, although their absurdity level definitely speaks to the 21st-century millennial generation. However, the term “dad joke” first emerged in 1987 when Jim Kalbaugh, a columnist with the Gettysburg Times, wrote: “As we approach Father’s Day, I would like to propose that ‘Dad’ Jokes not be banned. They should be revered, preserved.”
At the same time, there’s something about them that kinda works. You see, dad jokes are usually as neutral as they can be, since there is no social commentary, no political material, and no agenda. It doesn’t require great skill in catching a joke, doesn’t provoke much thought, and generally doesn’t carry some hidden meta meanings that need to be detected in order to get one.
With so much humor these days leveling on the inappropriate, it’s kinda refreshing to see something adults, kids, and everyone from any social and cultural background can easily relate to. On the other hand, if there’s no sense of transgression, and dad jokes are playing on the safe side, then they sooner or later get repetitive and kind of weary.
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Bardhi's Dad 5 years ago
I wonder, why should anybody knock on your door at 3 AM while you're playing drums? Stupid people!
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Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki 5 years ago
Guess she is off to pick up another suspect at the interrogation room.
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Bardhi's Dad 5 years ago
Half of my friends have already told me this jock since the beginning of pandemic 😉
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Alexia Alberts 5 years ago
A church is were you get married, and when she shouted don't go in the chruch you moron, it sounded like something that would happen in a horror movie.
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Pamela24 5 years ago
Maybe I'm too young but those jokes really don't seem that funny. I somehow don't find the premise of people being married to somebody they don't like, amusing.
John Montgomery 5 years ago
I don't think are too young. I'm 39, and that type of joke has been overdone for me for several years now. Maybe it's because I do have a good marriage. I find it difficult to relate.
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Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago
Teacher: "Alright, who can use 'dandelion' in a sentence?" Me: *Raises hand* Teacher: "Arctic Fox Lover, go ahead." Me: "Da cheetah is faster dandelion."
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Rose the Cook 5 years ago
Usually these are quite funny but some of this lot are really scaping the bottom of the barrel.
John Smith 5 years ago
This list will be trimmed down to 100 or so. I notice they edit lists because I'll often get a notification about a comment I made only to find the picture I commented on missing. I don't know why they don't simply do a better job editing the lists in the first place, it's annoying when whole conversations are erased.
lara 5 years ago
If you comment on something that is no longer "there" go to the bottom of the page and it says "this post was originally x number of posts and it has been shortened. If you want to see them all, go here."
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Kenny Kulbiski 5 years ago
Most of what I read was funny. Not funny enough to scroll through all 166 of them though. I'll come back for the short version.
Wouldn't You Like to Know 5 years ago
If 'bi' is an option as in bisexual, doesn't that imply there really are only 2 sexes?
Rose the Cook 5 years ago
Usually these are quite funny but some of this lot are really scaping the bottom of the barrel.
John Smith 5 years ago
This list will be trimmed down to 100 or so. I notice they edit lists because I'll often get a notification about a comment I made only to find the picture I commented on missing. I don't know why they don't simply do a better job editing the lists in the first place, it's annoying when whole conversations are erased.
lara 5 years ago
If you comment on something that is no longer "there" go to the bottom of the page and it says "this post was originally x number of posts and it has been shortened. If you want to see them all, go here."
Load More Replies... Kenny Kulbiski 5 years ago
Most of what I read was funny. Not funny enough to scroll through all 166 of them though. I'll come back for the short version.
Wouldn't You Like to Know 5 years ago
If 'bi' is an option as in bisexual, doesn't that imply there really are only 2 sexes?
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