67 Wild And Hilarious Texts From People Who Should Have Their Phone Taken Away (New Pics)
Back in the day, the only way to communicate with someone many miles away was to write them a letter. Then scientists invented the telegraph, the fax machine, and then, the telephone. With phone calls, we could have instant conversations with people in a different part of the country and even the world.
But today, phone calls are a thing of the past – texting is the primary way of daily communication. Even in 2012, a person would send an average of 50 texts a week. But not all texts are created equal: some are really the stuff of legends and should be framed and preserved in a museum. Today, we're showing you exactly those kinds of messages: funny, chaotic, and relatable in a way that makes you laugh out loud.
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I Only Spent $32 Last Night
So Efficient
At Least He Was Honest
Texting really is a different beast from a real-life conversation. Both have their own quirks and can be misinterpreted, but more misunderstandings probably stem from messaging. Text alone often doesn't give us all the context we need to correctly interpret a message. That's why emojis, GIFs, memes, and even initialisms like "lol" can be of great help in deciphering the meaning of a text.
A recent study found that people respond more positively to teasing in text when there is a visual element to it. Essentially, if you're teasing anyone and end your message with "hahaha" or "lmao," sometimes people might get offended. The researchers observed that texts with winking emojis or similar visuals were interpreted more positively by people.
Plug It Back In
Those Are Rookie Numbers
I’m Losing My Mind On These Apps
When you type a message, Pandas, how much attention do you pay to proper grammar and punctuation? According to a recent survey, only one in four people born between the years 1995 and 2015 use full stops, capital letters, quotation marks, and commas. Older people, on the other hand, are much more likely to use correct grammar; half of the respondents of that study who were older adhered to grammar, spelling, and punctuation rules.
Other researchers have found that using periods at the end of a sentence is perceived as passive-aggressive and negative. People are much more likely to react positively to the same message without a period at the end. For example, a simple "Maybe" is seen as casual, albeit ambiguous. However, a "Maybe." is less enthusiastic and might signal to people that the sender may be angry. "The period can serve a rhetorical, rather than a grammatical, function in text messages," the researchers concluded.
My Dad Is Getting Confident In His AI Detection Skills
Don’t Forget Your Birth Control
I Left A Fork At My Friends Place And This Is The Reply I Got
Many people find it hard to interpret text messages correctly. Emojis, GIFs, and initialisms are akin to facial expressions when we communicate face-to-face. According to Katherine Lucey, a Communication M.A. at Georgetown University, messages with text only are often perceived as rude.
"Text messages that are pure content are all business, just an instant communication of needs to another person who could be in any place and engaged in any activity," she writes. "Without explicit markers of tone, such a message is bold and possibly disconcerting, and not at all analogous to face-to-face conversation, in which politeness is paramount."
That PC Is Even Worse Than My Old Laptop
Flirting Skills
Rarely, verrrrry rarely. do pickup type lines work. But there has to be an exception. I think this must be it.
Cute Start
Punctuation and overuse of "dry" text in messaging aren't the only faux pas a texter might accidentally commit; nowadays, people are less and less tolerant of abbreviations. Back in the 2000s, "idk," "brb," and "omw" were a novelty – who had the time to type out complete words and phrases on their Nokia 3210? But today, using such abbreviations is seen as insincere. According to a 2024 study, people see the use of abbreviations in texting as signs that the author doesn't care.
You Ever See A Line So Witty You Can’t Wait To Be In A Position To Use It?
Love Finding Girls That Share The Same Hobbies
I was a dweeb and had my telescope out front. Went to explain to the neighbors that I wasn't watching them and it turns out the wife's dad was in an astronomy club. I got invited to join and spent the next 25 years going to star parties once a month and having a blast.
Crow Of Judgement
This is an interesting finding, since abbreviations never did go out of style. Millennials used their preferred ones like "YOLO" and "SMH," and Gen Z has come up with their own speak, using abbreviations such as "ijbol" and "frfr." Yet, the researchers found that those who used abbreviations were less likely to receive a reply. Essentially, people view the use of abbreviations as a lack of effort: if you can't type out the phrase or word, why are you even texting me?
Parrot Gambit Was Met With An Unmatch
I Made A Tinder Funny, How'd I Do?
This Is So Cute
That doesn't mean that using abbreviations is always a big no-no. According to the lead author of the study, a doctoral student at Stanford University, David Fang, people should hold off on abbreviations until they've built a rapport with the other person. "Our findings are especially relevant when we want to appear more sincere and strengthen social ties, such as at the beginning of a relationship or when we need to make a good impression," he explained.
Beautiful Play
To Be Fair, They Can Still Be Scrambled
Dementia Gambit
What are your texting habits, Pandas? Do you have some messaging no-nos you wish people who text you would know? Or do you think that texting etiquette doesn't really exist? Share your thoughts with us in the comments! And if you'd like to see more funny text exchanges, check out these conversations that took an unexpected turn and these funny convos people had with scammers.
Arizona Iced Tea
Average Interaction With My Dad
Banh Mi Gambit
Found Out How My BF Likes To Talk To My Cat When I'm Not Around
No One Matches My Sense Of Humor But Her
I used to be on the verge of ending my life. Just went through a breakup and my best friend sent me this. I love her so much, and my next tattoo is guaranteed to be of a goldfish.
Cigarillo Gambit
You Dont Have A Peacock? Nerd
I Love My Mom, Best Opponent
My dad once called my work and left a message saying it was important but not urgent. I called him back on lunch break and he told me my apartment building was on fire. I asked how that wasn't urgent and he said the fire department was there and he'd gotten my cats out.
The Fertilized Tomato Gambit
Fertiliser 💩(etc) comes from somewhere else... but pollinators do the pollinating work? 🐝
Guy Asked If I Had A Boyfriend 5 Months Ago. He Randomly Asked Again, And By Coincidence I’m Single Now
Steak?
Careful
They must have taken it out. They said it's only in the retro gatorade.
Name's Jack For Context
What Now?
They Never Messaged Me Back. At Least I Thought It Was Funny
I Have Been Called Out To Unacceptable Levels
One time a day is a PERFECTLY acceptable amount. Some might suggest over sharing.
I Think I Played This As Best As One Can
Too Aggressive?
I Have No Idea How To Respond
Any Way To Recover Here
A Pedestrian
Gotta be frank here - if you didn't know how to spell pediatrician, you likely ain't doctor material.
Heyyyyyyyyy Gambit
Parents: please stop calling your daughters MacKenzie. It means "son of Kenneth".
Was This Too Cringe?
Texts Between Me And My Sister
me and my little sister talk like this too (screenshot in reply)
Did This Actually Work Or Am I Being Bated?
So Pretty Much A Random Number Texted Me, So I Texted Them
Cursed Dog
Hilarious Slip Up By My Wife
All That Talent Going To Waste
Texting With My 7-Year-Old Son
the entitlement is already strong in that spoiled brat. Lots of ""fun"" coming in the next years
