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72 Wild Bumper Stickers That Made A Statement And Revealed Everything There Is To Know About The Driver (New Pics)
English judge Sir Edward Coke wrote in 1604 that a person's house is their "castle and fortress." Four hundred years later, the statement still stands. Only now, many of us also have a mobile extension of our estate.
Cars are not just machines that get us from point A to point B. Many treat them as a way to show off their taste, opinions, and, sometimes, a complete lack of restraint.
The subreddit r/BumperStickers is proof of that. It's a place where people share the funniest, strangest, and downright unhinged messages they spot on the streets.
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#1
Keep The Immigrants Deport The Racists
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#2
Abso-Freakin-Lutely!!
#4
Maybe That Was The Point All Along?
#5
Found In Classroom I’m Subbing In Today
#6
Another Member Of My Tribe Jk.. Chill
#8
Seemed Like A Good Time To Re-Post
#9
Hell Yeah Brother. Seen Is Bisbee, AZ
#10
Wondering, Waiting, Wishing
#11
Good Question
Dragon Ashes 2 months ago
They weren't listening to punk and hip-hop. They were listening to country.
#12
I've Never Actually Took The Time To Think About, Honestly
#13
I Wholeheartedly Agree
#14
Portland Oregon
Der Kommissar 2 months ago (edited)
D4VD's Tesla? Too soon ? here's a handy hint for you first-time murderers; don't stash the corpse in the trunk of your own car.
#15
I'm Only Driving This Until
Bored Jellyfish 2 months ago
I’m holding onto my car until they start offering them, sans touchscreens, with buttons, McKnobs, dials, and analog speedometers.
#18
Found In A Target Parking Lot
#19
Survive Out Of Spite
#21
All The Family She Needs
#22
This Person Means It , LOL
#23
Ok True
#24
I Feel This In My Soul
#25
Scratch And Sniff
Multa Nocte (she/her 8647) 2 months ago (edited)
I love that this is a Florida plate! And someone who had been in the Coast Guard as well!
#27
Thought This Was Pretty Funny
#28
Samesies!
Lily bloom 2 months ago
I used to have a bumper sticker that read "visualize using your turn signal"
#29
Small Town In- McDonald's Drive Thru
#30
#31
Spotted On A Subaru
#32
Gem I’ve Seen As A Repo Mechanic
Lily bloom 2 months ago
Love the bottom one. Have a day has a special place in my heart due to the poster I had on my wall in the 90s and later found again many years later that hangs on my wall currently. However, "have the day you deserve" is more apt due to *gestures widely*
#33
Tripping Over Wieners
#35
What’s The Story Here ?
#37
Finally Got My Favorite Bumper Sticker Put On!
Rick Murray 2 months ago
🥺 But I can't be in a coma, I would dream a better reality than this shyteshow.
#39
Ossum
#40
Do You Like My Stickers?
LakotaWolf (she/her) 2 months ago
The small-text ones on the right: "My favorite 'far left' idea is that people should be able to afford a roof over their heads" - "Make lying wrong again; make America think again; make humans matter again; make people care again" - and "No one's treading on you, sweetie"
#41
This Person Knows The Witch Of November Very Well
#42
Sounds Like Their Car Has Been Rammed A Few Times
#43
White Van Sticker
Lily bloom 2 months ago
Too many windows to be a competent kidnappers van. Hypothesis - religion does not equal intelligence
#44
For The Project Hail Mary Fans
#45
To Be Or Not To Be
#46
That Escalated
Norm Gilmore 2 months ago
I read a SF story where all works as normal. Until the day people stop believing in things working because the majority of people don't know HOW they work. Cue cars stopping on roads, planes falling from the sky....
#48
Portland Oregon
#49
Fall In Love In A Mosh Pit
#51
I’m Covered In Bugs And I Vote!
LakotaWolf (she/her) 2 months ago
I, too, love roly-polies! When I see them crossing the sidewalk, I pick them up gently and put them into the nearest dirt/grass so no one will step on them XD
#54
Warsaw Indiana
#55
Um. What
#56
And Now We All Suffer The Consequences
#57
Satanism Is A Thing? Or A Tongue In Cheek Atheist??
#59
I Was Gifted This
Kelly Scott 2 months ago
I'm a person first and a menace second and being a woman is way down the list, along with having brown eyes and hair.
#60
"I Saw Your Husband On Grindr"
#61
Just Got A New Car And Want To Put A Bumper Sticker On. Which One Would You Let Merge?
#62
Please Explain This To Me
#63
Resist
#64
I’ve Had The Defund Paw Patrol Sticker Scratched Off Twice
#65
Bumper Sticker In Toronto
#66
What Does This Mean?
LakotaWolf (she/her) 2 months ago
No Lot Lizards. Apparently "lot lizard" is a term for the ladies you can hire by-the-hour in truck stop parking lots. I know this because.... uh... I read books. Yes.
#67
Ughhh Good Lord Wth Are We Witnessing
UnclePanda 2 months ago
"Inna Gadda De'Visor, baby, don't you know that I'll always see through?"
#68
Aged Like Absolute Milk
#69
Oh My
#70
Oof
#71
My Hometown Keeping It Classy As Usual
#72
I Don’t Understand Their Way Of Thinking
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 2 months ago
In the below comments, see a selection of just some of the stickers and decals I've plastered on my beloved '01 VW Eurovan XD
Richard Graham 2 months ago
I once had a bumper sticker "If you think the system is working ask someone who isn't"
Richard Graham 2 months ago
Your device does that if it is possessed by a demon.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 2 months ago
In the below comments, see a selection of just some of the stickers and decals I've plastered on my beloved '01 VW Eurovan XD
Richard Graham 2 months ago
I once had a bumper sticker "If you think the system is working ask someone who isn't"
Richard Graham 2 months ago
Your device does that if it is possessed by a demon.
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