“British Moments”: 30 Hilarious Memes About Being British That Are Absolute Jokes

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It's true! Bap, batch, barm, bun, cob, muffin, teacake, etc. The British have about twenty words for bread roll.

What an absolute legend! Too drunk to recognize his girlfriend, but still mindful to be faithful to her. If they made this into a movie, it would star 1990s Hugh Grant.

"You absolute garden hose"

"Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill...and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah"

Asking do I fancy a cuppa, now that's love ❤

It is so sh*tty that childless people even need to come up with this kind of excuses to avoid working overtime

That's a dude on a budget that can't afford the price of everything rising

Or snowing...

And " cheers drive'

That dog is living its best life.

Daffodils are toxic. You're lucky Dave didn't slap these on a sandwich.

100% accurate

Shhhh. We know. Don't break the illusion.

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Last night, my husband let a woman with more items than he had jump ahead of him when a new register opened. She insisted on paying for his fish and bag of veggies. That's never happened to him before and he was totally dumbstruck. Thanks, mysterious lady - you've shown my husband a side of humanity he's not experienced until you came around.

So did you get an ice cream?

mashed potato and pea sarnie!

I don't even know what temperature that is. I'm American btw

Aw, Lil' Tesco. <3

Mom played you 😂😂

lmao i love how his account name is actually AG56 FEO

Yikes. British citizens, I'm sending you a shipment of sunscreen on behalf of my people, the pasty-skinned Irish-Americans of Boston, Mass.

What a plonker!!

You say that, but then the ninja Minstrel shows up.

🤣 lmao

It's bin a blast.

Only in summer when its too hot in the house. We go and stand in the fridge section of Tescos to cool down. ;-)

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Tangy Tom's, Spicy Bikers, Space Raiders? Are those actual names of chips or character names from a Benny Hill skit?

Look at the date of the tweet for an explanation

Congratulations. Your banana bread's got 20/20 vision.

lmao i remember this! they still did that when crazy frog first came out

For non-British people: 'spoons' stands for Wetherspoons, the largest pub chain in the UK.

I find it ironic that so many of the big British banks (Lloyds, Barclays, etc) were started by Quakers and grew because people trusted the Quakers because of their ideals of avoiding usury, avoiding gathering too much wealth, and being honest in all transactions. Inheriting the business (look at the Waltons) has a tendency to cause you to forget that your parents grew the business by treating people well.

So I hear you got a 10 dollar raise? Yeah, but it's not as good as it sounds.

I like his friend's choice. He's ready for the day!

Pronounced grassy a**e

I am that sibling 😂