"NO SAFETY SMOKING FIRST." If you immediately understood what that meant, congratulations! You just may be suitably skilled to pivot into a career of absurd sign design.
Signs should make life easier for us. Their main purpose is to communicate information to us. But all too often, signs have just one job, and they fail dismally, leaving us confused and sometimes, even amused. Whether it's a case of getting lost in translation, unfortunate spacing, or awful design, some signs raise more questions than answers. They're so bad that they're hilariously good, prompting people to snap a pic for all the world to see.
If you're in the mood for some mixed signals, keep scrolling... Bored Panda has put together a bizarre list of funny fails spotted on the NoSafetySmokingFirst page. It's a chaotic corner of the internet that sees almost 2,000 weekly visitors popping in for a mood booster. The community shares strange, ridiculous, questionable and funny signs spotted in the wild.
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Come Naked. Try. Our Chalupa
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Why
Signs should be useful. They're meant to communicate information, provide directions, warn us about something, or tell tell us what to do or not do. But sometimes, a sign misses the mark so badly that it becomes a talking point or laughingstock for all the wrong reasons.
A few have even gone viral... For example, the one that reads, "Do Not Enter. Entrance Only." Say what now?
While we may laugh at it, a sign like that can cause a fair amount of unnecessary chaos, especially in busy areas. "The only thing worse than a poorly designed sign that’s difficult to understand is a sign which doesn’t make sense at all," say the signage experts at Sign Language Essex Ltd.
"If a sign has a spelling mistake or a confusing image, at least people can still figure out the general message," they add. "However, in this scenario, it’s just a complete contradiction. People will have no idea what to do and could end up putting themselves and others in danger."
Sorry For The New Concept!
Finally. Some inconvenience to add to my collection of annoyances, and grievances.
They Know All NASA Your Stupid Is A Hoax Astronots
Combat Here
This is actually pretty close to my life, except loneliness is Tuesday - Sunday. Also, immediately after combat.
The team over at UK-based Air Design agrees. They believe that a poorly designed sign is worse than no sign at all, arguing that a missing sign leaves a gap, but a bad sign fills that gap with misinformation.
"A sign that is wrong, ambiguous, or misleading does not simply fail to assist," reads the Air Design site. "It actively redirects people, introduces doubt at the moments that matter most and erodes confidence in the environment itself."
Just Do Nothing! It Is Impossible
I Was Told To Post In Here
How The Hell Do You Open This Door?
Bad sign design doesn't just cause confusion. It can be costly for companies, too. One study, commissioned by FedEx, found that that 52% of people are less likely to visit a store with a poorly constructed or grammatically incorrect sign.
It also found that 68% of customers believe a store’s sign is a reliable indicator of the store’s excellence of product or service. 76% of respondents said they have entered a store they had never before visited purely because of its signage.
Fresh Frozen Since Never
Ask About Mud Me My Flaps
They You What Will You
But experts say it's not just about the exterior signage of your business. What happens inside is equally important.
"Think of it like an attractive person with a really shallow personality; you don’t want to marry that person, despite how good-looking they are from the outside," explains the Office Sign Company team. "People will marry your brand when you invest in quality interior signage."
They add that investing in your in-store environment will have a positive return for your business.
"Retail merchandising experts have found that consumer shopping experiences are largely triggered by in-store graphics, with more than 1 in 6 purchases being made when a brand display is present in the store," they note.
Hvad Alena Pp Tiny Yes
Please Don't Drive, Block The Way
Your I Had To Mom Is So Spread This Fat Between 3 Books
Similarly, bad, poorly designed or non-existent interior signage can negatively impact your sales. Experts say that things like signs hanging from varying lengths, misdirection due to poor placement, and dated or dirty signage can create a sense of chaos and disorientation. You run the risk of customers choosing to spend their money in a more calm and organized environment.
Cheating Garage All Must Go!
Seen At My Local Gym
Due To Garden Closed Changes Center Until …
When it comes to safety signage, there's a lot at stake, and it shouldn't be a laughing matter. UK-based Wirehouse specializes in HR, employment law and health and safety advice services and support for companies.
"Safety signage plays a critical role in communicating hazards and guiding behaviour, but when it is misused through over-signposting, unclear symbols, or outdated messages, it can lead to confusion, complacency, or even increased risk," the team's experts explain.
Rub Rub
The Dontdeadopeninside People Told Me To Put This Here
The UK Health and Safety (Safety Signs and Signals) Regulations state that signs must be clear and easily understood by all employees, including those with limited literacy or who are non-native English speakers.
"They must be legible and visible, placed appropriately with good lighting and contrast," adds the Wirehouse site, warning that while many companies adhere to regulations, some go overboard — and this can be dangerous.
It's Ok Not To Be Ok
If You Can’t Stand Feel Free To Stand Behind Our Troops In Front Of My Ram
Set Goals, And Don't You Reach
Overuse or poor placement of safety signs can lead to something known as sign blindness.
"This is a cognitive phenomenon where individuals become so accustomed to seeing safety signs that they eventually stop noticing them altogether," explains the Wirehouse team. "As a result, crucial warnings may be missed at the moment they are most needed."
You Accept Must The Frog
When Life Mountains Your Boots…
I Was Informed That This Is Better Suited For This Sub So Here Ya Go
I Love This Meme
And now my head hurts. Can any panda make sense of this? (edit: Read it left to right, the kid has a stutter in the original video, these are his exct words. Feels a bit cruel in a way.)
Winners Quitters Never Quit, Never Win
Well yeah, winners and losers aren't decided until it's over. If you never quit it never ends.
Amber Of Will, You Are My You, The Love Life Marry Me?
Land Of The Not Land Of The Home Of The Not Home Of Free Stay At Home Brave The Afriad
I thought "afriad" was a mistake, but apparently the young people spell it that way to be funny. (Also, stupid people spell it that way because they can't spell. Which could this be?)
Yeah, There's Definitely No Turtle Inside. Feel Free To Discard
Is These Were We Flai Plen?
Yes,this is were we flai plen.We flai you're plen.Beacause it is Intarnatoial.
"Stop Refreshing!"
If you're depending on McDonald's ice cream machines being operational, you *bet* you'll 'stop refreshing'!
Please Entrance, Keep Clear!
Tiny And Hun, Very Gry
Oven Good Baked Ness
What’s A Man Woman Rat Human?
Mother Had Illegal Earth No Children
Mental Is Hocus. Health Not Pocus
Yes “ am not you “ WE KNOW WE AINT STUPID !! 🙄 enough already ,it’s a laugh ffs now crawl back under your troll bridge !
You Must This Tall Be At Least To Say No!
Where Are Fries & Shakes. You Going? Are Right Here
Adult Life Located
Given how this decade has been, the incorrect reading makes sense too.
When You Get Really Hungry
You Just By A Driving Passed Soldier A Hemi
Snek
Get Covid Here, Your Vaccine Ages 12 And Up
Moon Fake Landing Real
Where Men Manly Manly Do Things
Somehow, I sorta suspect that this place doesn't really take itself too seriously. Hope so, anyway.
