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"NO SAFETY SMOKING FIRST." If you immediately understood what that meant, congratulations! You just may be suitably skilled to pivot into a career of absurd sign design.

Signs should make life easier for us. Their main purpose is to communicate information. But all too often, signs have just one job, and they fail dismally, leaving us confused and sometimes, even amused. Whether it's a case of getting lost in translation, unfortunate spacing, or awful design, some signs raise more questions than answers. They're so bad that they're hilariously good, prompting people to snap a pic for all the world to see.

If you're in the mood for some mixed signals, keep scrolling... Bored Panda has put together a bizarre list of funny fails spotted on the NoSafetySmokingFirst page. It's a chaotic corner of the internet that sees almost 2,000 weekly visitors popping in for a mood booster. The community shares strange, ridiculous, questionable and funny signs spotted in the wild.

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    #2

    Combat Here

    Handwritten sign about combat loneliness meetings at community center

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    Karl der Große
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually pretty close to my life, except loneliness is Tuesday - Sunday. Also, immediately after combat.

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    #3

    Come Naked. Try. Our Chalupa

    Funny Taco Bell sign inviting to try chalupa with funny wording

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    Signs should be useful. They're meant to communicate information, provide directions, warn us about something, or tell tell us what to do or not do. But sometimes, a sign misses the mark so badly that it becomes a talking point or laughing stock for all the wrong reasons.

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    A few have even gone viral... For example, the one that reads, "Do Not Enter. Entrance Only." Say what now?

    While we may laugh at it, a sign like that can cause a fair amount of unnecessary chaos, especially in busy areas. "The only thing worse than a poorly designed sign that’s difficult to understand is a sign which doesn’t make sense at all," say the signage experts at Sign Language Essex Ltd.

    "If a sign has a spelling mistake or a confusing image, at least people can still figure out the general message," they add. "However, in this scenario, it’s just a complete contradiction. People will have no idea what to do and could end up putting themselves and others in danger."

    #4

    How The Hell Do You Open This Door?

    Funny door sign confusing push and pull instructions

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    #5

    Sorry For The New Concept!

    Window sign apologizing for inconvenience, new concept coming soon displayed clearly

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    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally. Some inconvenience to add to my collection of annoyances, and grievances.

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    #6

    Just Do Nothing! It Is Impossible

    Funny motivational sign with confusing message about nothing being impossible

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    The team over at UK-based Air Design agrees. They believe that a poorly designed sign is worse than no sign at all, arguing that a missing sign leaves a gap, but a bad sign fills that gap with misinformation.

    "A sign that is wrong, ambiguous, or misleading does not simply fail to assist," reads the Air Design site. "It actively redirects people, introduces doubt at the moments that matter most and erodes confidence in the environment itself."

    #7

    They Know All NASA Your Stupid Is A Hoax Astronots

    Pickup truck with funny conspiracy theory about NASA and astronauts on the tailgate

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    #8

    I Was Told To Post In Here

    Graphic t-shirt with humorous text about graphic t-shirts made by people who don't know design

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    Bad sign design doesn't just cause confusion. It can be costly for companies, too. One study, commissioned by FedEx, found that that 52% of people are less likely to visit a store with a poorly constructed or grammatically incorrect sign.

    It also found that 68% of customers believe a store’s sign is a reliable indicator of the store’s excellence of product or service. 76% of respondents said they have entered a store they had never before visited purely because of its signage.

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    #12

    Ask About Mud Me My Flaps

    Truck with mud flaps that say ask about my mud flaps in bold

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    But experts say it's not just about the exterior signage of your business. What happens inside is equally important.

    "Think of it like an attractive person with a really shallow personality; you don’t want to marry that person, despite how good-looking they are from the outside," explains the Office Sign Company team. "People will marry your brand when you invest in quality interior signage."

    They add that investing in your in-store environment will have a positive return for your business.

    "Retail merchandising experts have found that consumer shopping experiences are largely triggered by in-store graphics, with more than 1 in 6 purchases being made when a brand display is present in the store," they note.

    #13

    Rub Rub

    Sign advertising back and foot rub services open seven days

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    Iamthey
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Keep your) back foot open sounds like my dad trying to teach me golf.

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    #14

    Please Don't Drive, Block The Way

    Confusing no blocking driveway signs with red car and greenery

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    sbj
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay then, I'll park right up especially as you said please

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    Similarly, bad, poorly designed or non-existent interior signage can negatively impact your sales. Experts say that things like signs hanging from varying lengths, misdirection due to poor placement, and dated or dirty signage can create a sense of chaos and disorientation. You run the risk of customers choosing to spend their money in a more calm and organized environment.

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    #17

    Due To Garden Closed Changes Center Until …

    Confusing sign on garden center doors about spring season changes

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    I am not you
    Community Member
    1 day ago

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    Read from left to right,and there is nothing wrong with this either. Should they have pasted a whole poster over the window bars instead?

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    When it comes to safety signage, there's a lot at stake, and it shouldn't be a laughing matter. UK-based Wirehouse specializes in HR, employment law and health and safety advice services and support for companies.

    "Safety signage plays a critical role in communicating hazards and guiding behaviour, but when it is misused through over-signposting, unclear symbols, or outdated messages, it can lead to confusion, complacency, or even increased risk," the team's experts explain.

    #19

    Your I Had To Mom Is So Spread This Fat Between 3 Books

    Book spines with funny mom joke text

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    sbj
    Community Member
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    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see nothing wrong here

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    #20

    The Dontdeadopeninside People Told Me To Put This Here

    Protest sign at Idaho capitol about women as property with crowd

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No matter how I group those words, I can't make them make sense.

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    #21

    Yeah, There's Definitely No Turtle Inside. Feel Free To Discard

    Handwritten cardboard sign warning not to discard or t*****e contents inside

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    JSL
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hope the LIVE turtle wasn't in there for very long. Doesn't appear to have much breathing air space.

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    The UK Health and Safety (Safety Signs and Signals) Regulations state that signs must be clear and easily understood by all employees, including those with limited literacy or who are non-native English speakers.

    "They must be legible and visible, placed appropriately with good lighting and contrast," adds the Wirehouse site, warning that while many companies adhere to regulations, some go overboard — and this can be dangerous.

    #22

    Cheating Garage All Must Go!

    Cheating wife garage sale sign with funny and ironic wording

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is selling his wife beause she went to that cheating garage ;)

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    #23

    Adult Life Located

    Adult life and preservers under seats sign on boat with water background

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    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given how this decade has been, the incorrect reading makes sense too.

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    #24

    You Accept Must The Frog

    Cartoon frog held by hand with caption about accepting the frog

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    hyperunknown
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it's not wednesday today my dudes!

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    Overuse or poor placement of safety signs can lead to something known as sign blindness.

    "This is a cognitive phenomenon where individuals become so accustomed to seeing safety signs that they eventually stop noticing them altogether," explains the Wirehouse team. "As a result, crucial warnings may be missed at the moment they are most needed."

    #25

    What’s A Man Woman Rat Human?

    Funny sign comparing women to small men not rodents with graphic figures and a rat illustration

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    BarfyCat
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes no sense to me no matter how I read it!

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    #26

    Mental Is Hocus. Health Not Pocus

    School bulletin board says mental health is not hocus pocus

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    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes “ am not you “ WE KNOW WE AINT STUPID !! 🙄 enough already ,it’s a laugh ffs now crawl back under your troll bridge !

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    #27

    If You Can’t Stand Feel Free To Stand Behind Our Troops In Front Of My Ram

    Pickup truck with troops support bumper sticker

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    Hassel Davidhoff
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person is some kind of fückwit. Definitely.

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    #28

    When Life Mountains Your Boots…

    Inspirational wall quote about life mountains boots and hiking

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    #30

    I Was Informed That This Is Better Suited For This Sub So Here Ya Go

    Funny school hallway poster referencing Shrek and All Star song

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    #31

    Winners Quitters Never Quit, Never Win

    Wall sign with motivational quote winners quitters never quit never win

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    Claudia Cielensky
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well yeah, winners and losers aren't decided until it's over. If you never quit it never ends.

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    #32

    Amber Of Will, You Are My You, The Love Life Marry Me?

    Railroad graffiti proclaiming love and marriage proposal to Amber

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    #33

    "Stop Refreshing!"

    McDonald's sign with incorrect message stop refreshing try a milkshake outside restaurant

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're depending on McDonald's ice cream machines being operational, you *bet* you'll 'stop refreshing'!

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    #34

    Please Entrance, Keep Clear!

    Faded stencil signage on green wooden fence reads please entrance keep clear

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    #35

    Tiny And Hun, Very Gry

    Baby outfit with misspelled words tiny and hun very gry on striped fabric

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    #37

    Oven Good Baked Ness

    Domino's sign with funny split words oven good baked ness on store window

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baked Ness? Looks like Frank Nitti finally caught up to Elliot...

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    #38

    Set Goals, And Don't You Reach

    Motivational sign with set goals and your high stop until them messages

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    #39

    When You Get Really Hungry

    Ramen restaurant quote about happiness and hunger on wall

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    #40

    You Just By A Driving Passed Soldier A Hemi

    Red pickup truck with humorous sticker about passing a soldier driving a Hemi

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    #41

    Get Covid Here, Your Vaccine Ages 12 And Up

    Window sign advertising COVID vaccine for ages 12 and up

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    Julie S
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah I'll skip it thanks.

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    #42

    Moon Fake Landing Real

    Whiteboard tally comparing moon landing false versus real votes

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they landed for real on a fake moon? Good to know.

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    #43

    Land Of The Not Land Of The Home Of The Not Home Of Free Stay At Home Brave The Afriad

    White van with funny handwritten signs about freedom and fear on windows

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    Karl der Große
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought "afriad" was a mistake, but apparently the young people spell it that way to be funny. (Also, stupid people spell it that way because they can't spell. Which could this be?)

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    #45

    I Love This Meme

    Collage of school photos with a humorous repetitive phrase

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    EvanisHere
    Community Member
    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now my head hurts. Can any panda make sense of this? (edit: Read it left to right, the kid has a stutter in the original video, these are his exct words. Feels a bit cruel in a way.)

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    #46

    Being A Well-Critical Thinker

    Presentation slide showing critical thinker and self development chart

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    #47

    Who Thought This Would Be A Good Idea

    Graffiti on bathroom mirrors referencing chamber of secrets

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    #48

    Uh

    Humorous painting with a jumbled growth message and art supplies

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    1 day ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... And do them up with Buffalo Sauce.

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    #49

    Mother Had Illegal Earth No Children

    Protest sign stating mother earth has no illegal children on truck

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    Ray Carrillo
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needs more continuity and less space.

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    #50

    Where Are Fries & Shakes. You Going? Are Right Here

    Funny fries and shakes sign asking where you are going with farm background

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    #51

    Where Men Manly Manly Do Things

    Man cave sign with bold text about manly men doing manly things

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somehow, I sorta suspect that this place doesn't really take itself too seriously. Hope so, anyway.

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    #52

    My I Roma Chemcal Nce

    My Chemical Romance button badge with red background and stylized text

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    #53

    You Must This Tall Be At Least To Say No!

    Prom height requirement sign with two teenagers

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    #54

    Jesus Is Christ Lord

    Back of a truck with Jesus Christ is Lord religious message

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    #55

    Why Get An Would Evil You Tattoo

    Tattoo of 666 made up of question marks and phrases about evil tattoo

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    GalPalAl
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am surprised they found someone who would do this for them. Wonder if they include this masterpiece in their portfolio. It's clean, looks good, but the concept is bad design

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