37 Awkward Metal Band Photos That Are So Bad They’re Good

Man, oh man!

Fantastic shoes!

Romance novel cover casting call

Anyway, here's Wonderwall

Lemmy think about this for a second

this is so bad, it stays bad.

Look, there goes our career

I see some Klingons circling Uranus.

Im picking up on some notes of w***y wonka with a hint of drugs and alcohol.

is this whole post a photoshoot of Manowar? xD

"Okay, on three we all flex. Ready? 1...2...3! Aw, dammit you guys. Now I'm the only one that's going to look stupid in this pic"

OP is trying to tell us something

Manscape, brother, MANSCAPE!

Third time on the list?

Soooo... 1) they pioneered those weird panties/chaps combo before they went viral in 2017, and 2) is it just me or do those abs look fake

The guy in the front is always the one who wears the least amount of clothes in this band apparently. XD!

The one in front. Pant Pant

are these action figures?

I wouldn't personally take it quite as far as DeMaio overall, although I've thought of using chaps on stage at some point!

Stickin' with the Chaps, huh fellas??? yeeesh....

Three... and counting.

Even for the 80s this looked ridiculous

manowar wins every-single-time

grossed out

They never give up!

Yup. Fisting!!

Jaysus, not them again!

Thought the guy in white on the right was Vin Diesel with a perm!

Good old times :_D

No ragrets

That eye makeup took some skill. And a steady hand.

That safety pin!

this looks like it came out of some sort of medieval war movie

Now, for the photo shoot, steal your sister's workout clothes.

Boy, did you eat Gene Simmons ?

Gave them an upvote simply for the name of the band!!!

A relatively recent metal band, here. These guys got Christopher Lee (Saruman the Wizard, from LotR) to voice story-telling interludes on one of their prog metal albums. How awesome is that?

Frankie goes to Hollywood, the later years.

If you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else!

Please tell me their band name is Die-abetes.

Baby: "I was told I could take a picture with the teletubbies. They lied."

Mom, is that you?

damn… his cat was Walking across his keyboard computer and that's how he gets his names

Their logo reminds me of Al's men's support group "No M'am" on Married With Children

These guys do not take themselves too serious. Chapeau!

Looks like Batman could use a new cape.

Midnight was a damn good singer...

Takes name of band wayyyy to literally!

Looks like REO Speedwagon on Halloween

Put down the crack pipe!

no, he isn't Michael Angelo Batio, he is Randy Piper from W.A.S.P. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randy_Piper

When you let your sister do your make up

I bet some of those poses weren't easy to hold.

The despairing guy in the middle has just realised that no one remembered to bring a basketball.

They're wearing 3 different bands shirts, this is not a band, just some fans.