50 Times People Or Businesses Won The Funny Sign Game And Got Celebrated On Facebook

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Our amateur theater group is performing select monologues from his career. We’re calling it “Imitation Bacon Bits.”

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Don't forget you'll also give them a kitten/puppy if that doesn't get the parents attention

My Uncle has this very warning on his front door. Too many years of working third shift, and being awakened in the middle of his "night" by people who did not take "Go the F*&^ away!" for an answer.

Best deal ever

I don't even have to do anything weird for Florida to ban my books. Interesting thought exercise.

Thanks for the clarification.

I'm really ok with vegan people, they can do whatever they make them happy and healthy. I'm ok with eating less meat, i do eat way less meat than 20 years ago but every time i see a vegan propaganda i just want to eat a steak. My brain just want to f**k around.

As a safety officer I can tell you every rule was invented because some things went wrong and we learned this .....

I'd like to meet Cathy and her ferrets.

Sometimes? Hahahaha. Try usually!

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die.

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I'd buy something butt-ugly just to get that label.

He knows where he is.

I understand this.

I'm not a snitch, ghosts and ghoulies should carry on fare-dodging.

I need this sign on my fridge.

Ha, ha, sorry, I was on the way to Connecticut...

A man from the government showed up at an old man's farm to inspect the property. He showed the farmer a paper that said he could go anywhere on the property. The farmer said okay, but don't go in that field down by the woods. The man stuck out his chest and said "This paper says I can go wherever I want." He went into that field, and a bull came out of the woods and started chasing him. He screamed for help, and the farmer replied "Show him your paper!"

Must be some good adult videos if even Jesus is watching them /jk

That's what it's all about.

So if you miss the first one, you still have options?

That's discrimination for pedestrian elephants...

I do wish we could chat longer... but I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye!

I've seen a few driving school - bar - funeral home combos.

That bloody Lord Byron's been up to his old tricks again eh

I accidentally read 'lighting' as 'lightning' and now I'm disappointed after a re-read.

Welcome to Zombieland. I mean... Welcome, welcome!

Was this for daylight savings time? Or back to normal?

No - it's the neighbour.

Excuse me, I found this inappropriate sign.

Oh no, Joe!

Ah, the sign that describes my love life, or lack thereof.

Guess who was in charge of the sign.

Hunting slow children...

Oldie

My mental state in one picture

I guess the bell will still be as new over a couple years

Someone who really believes jokes never get old

How many people don't read the entire message before trying the door?

Noted

What about plus sized centaurs?

Meow Meins?? 😳

It'd be the reverse because their phone's in the way, wouldn't it?

There's a medication for that

That kinda seems like a Karen thing to do though.....

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Outside those hours, go for it!

I hear the urinal cake tastes terrible

I have tasted many grandmas and none tasted like raspberry jam.

To be honest, this should be a rule regardless of Coronavirus.

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Why not? It would not be safe to leave them at the table.

You're doing it wrong. You've to plant a piece of pork in a sunny place and then water it one in a while with slightly salted oil. Then you'll get a bacon tree

One of them caught you.

hopefully Sydney isn't a person ... Sydney are you OK?

I can't believe it's not intentional!

Where do crocodriles swim, then?

My Mum had this as a fridge magnet 😂

I am very la

Wouldn't that be the entire point of exiting?

Of course! Makes perfect sense!

fun fact: I work for a restaurant called BJs. Yes, we know.

A sign at a local public toilets said: Gentlemen, our aim is to keep these toilets clean, your aim will help. Ladies, please remain seated for the entire performance.

er staat een paard in de gang....ja ja....

Dewey, Cheatum and Howe