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While "observational humor” has been a stand-up staple for awhile, mass internet use has allowed basically everyone to be a comedian from the comfort of their own home. Current events, the weather, some dry, domestic realizations, are all classic fodder for the millions of hilarious netizens out there to post their best jokes.
We’ve gathered some of the best tweets from this February (of 2025, for those future internet archaeologists), so get comfortable, perhaps get a blanket if you live in the northern hemisphere, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your thoughts in the comments below.
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Once upon a time in 2006, a small team of developers at a podcasting company called Odeo had a problem: nobody cared about their podcasting platform. It would seem they were just way too early to the podcast boom of the 2020s. Like any good startup, instead of admitting defeat, they decided to pivot, because in Silicon Valley, failure isn’t the end, it’s just the beginning of your future TED Talk.
Among the Odeo employees was a man named Jack Dorsey, who had an idea for a platform where people could share short status updates via text messages. Back then, this was revolutionary. Today, it sounds like something your aunt does on Facebook or WhatsApp every morning.
Dorsey, along with Noah Glass, Biz Stone, and Evan Williams, worked on the project, and in March of 2006, Dorsey posted the first-ever tweet: "just setting up my twttr." So if you ever feel self-conscious about using shortened text because you’re typing one handed while eating lunch, remember, it’s heritage at this point.
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Twitter officially launched to the public in July 2006, and at first, no one really knew what to do with it. But then, something magical happened, celebrities, journalists, and brands realized they could use it to communicate directly with people. Suddenly, Twitter became a digital town square, where world leaders, comedians, and your uncle with horrible takes could all scream at unsuspecting netizens.
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Rex-a-Roni 9 months ago
NGL...I would have been spraying lighter fluid, then roasting marshmallows.
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keyboardtek 9 months ago
Harry was an idiot. Notice how all his spells were accidental? He never really mastered the art of magic. HIs success was all due to his destiny and nothing to do with intelligence or skill.
MistBorn 9 months ago
That’s completely true, he wasn’t the typical “chosen one” , most characters that fall in that category are either the best in whatever they do, or get their power from some very powerful source or are epitome of a selfless character, harry was none , he was average at magic but very lucky , he was resourceful but made very dumb decisions, he was kind but also at times selfish. That’s what makes him more relatable
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Nicole Weymann 9 months ago
Considering the way US schools seem to promote competitive sport events, universities battle for athletes to "play" for their teams, and all the highly involved fans, emotions, and money invested I'd have thought that to be a more relatable part for people across the pond.
Nancy Lynch 9 months ago (edited)
High school? That's where I was an inmate for four years. So happy when I got paroled! 😉😉
Two_rolling_black_eyes 9 months ago
Six years of faculty and ex-students trying to kill you and no one believing you. You're finally forced to leave. No way a sane person ever steps foot there again.
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DennyS (denzoren) 9 months ago
That's a very nice tree though. I like it. Good sidewalk clearance, no low hanging branches but still enough foliage for shade and animals to live.
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Karri Berkowitz 9 months ago
My husband already knows what would happen if it was him or the dog. Bad thing is, it’s actually his dog lol.
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General Anaesthesia 9 months ago
Where patrons toss a Euro on your plate as they leave the bathroom/restroom/powder room/facilities...
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Schrödinger's Douchebag 9 months ago
A few moments later... 'So do you guys think my horse needs a sheep?'
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Jay Scales 9 months ago
Sometimes I'm talking to myself & it turns into an argument, tho.... :D
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BeesEelsAndPups 9 months ago
I am flying to Dubai tomorrow morning. I hope I'm still alive by tomorrow evening.
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Shaggy 9 months ago
Flew a ton before covid. now not so much. I was that guy at security that was dead a*s staring blankly as the security lady said no shoes in the bins... as I put my shoes in the bin. I was so flustered at that point that I completely forgot I had my laptop bag. I got yelled at to get my laptop out of my bag and belt off... Sigh.......
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What do you think ?
Simon Chen 9 months ago
Did not get half of it, other half was unfunny whining about mental health
Carter Stach 9 months ago
I couldn't see half of it, half of the first half was funny tho. I don't know what everyone else is talking about
Simon Chen 9 months ago
Did not get half of it, other half was unfunny whining about mental health
Carter Stach 9 months ago
I couldn't see half of it, half of the first half was funny tho. I don't know what everyone else is talking about
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