While Twitter/ X has a bad reputation for bringing out the worst in some people, it’s not all negative. It can be a pretty funny space, too, if you know the right accounts to follow. And the funny ladies of Twitter never disappoint. They’re always ready to dish out hilariously candid thoughts and poke fun at the everyday struggles.
It’s time for Bored Panda’s newest collection of funniest tweets from women this week, who have a real knack for finding humor in the mundane. Their clever observations and witty takes on life are thoroughly relatable. These are businesswomen to stay-at-home moms, serving funny anecdotes that will have you chuckling and nodding in agreement. After all, being a woman is an adventure in itself, isn’t it?
So let’s dive into the funny tweets this week, where women share everything from navigating relationships and work to the chaos of modern living — all in 280-character gems.
For this article, we went one step further and compiled the funniest viral tweets written by female users over the course of several years that are still funny and relevant even today. Do you have any favorite funniest tweets from women this week that you laughed at particularly loudly? Share them with us in the comments. And if you are a Twitter user, share the funniest tweet you ever wrote!
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Classic Payback Plot
Peasant DNA Excuses
Period Problems, Cancelled Service
Nailed It... Or Not
Owls in Disguise
Are Women Funnier Than Men?
It’s a question as old as time. There’s a stereotype rooted in history that women are less funny than men. This stereotype not only undermines the comedic talents of women but also limits the diversity of perspectives in the comedy landscape.
Women have faced challenges breaking into male-dominated fields, including comedy. However, many talented women have challenged and shattered these stereotypes, proving that humor knows no gender.
We believe there’s a funny bone in every person (pun intended). So if you have a comedic genius, let it shine, irrespective of the stereotypes.
Hold On, It’s a Heist
Morning Meltdown Moment
Once when was 4 when I woke up and started crying, my mother asked if I had a bad dream and I said no, I woke up. Sometimes I still feel like crying when I wake up.
Shoe Size Reality Check
Tone Deaf Moments
From Cute to Cozy to Invisible
Which are Some of the Funniest Female Twitter Accounts To Follow?
These are some seriously sassy women whose tweets regularly feature on the list of funniest tweets of the week.
- @chrissyteigen: Chrissy Teigen’s Twitter is a mix of candid thoughts, humor, and a whole lot of sarcasm.
- @TheEllenShow: Ellen DeGeneres’ Twitter account shares funny moments, show highlights, and occasional behind-the-scenes humor.
- @mindykaling: Mindy is always up for dishing out sassy comebacks.
- @OhNoSheTwitnt: This account blends humor and satire with everyday life and offers a hilarious perspective on current events.
- @AkilahObviously: Comedian and writer Akilah Hughes deserves a lot more followers for her funny viral tweets.
Parenting Unfiltered
Overly Perfect Much?
.. whereas he was ugly and knew it. He was 5'7 and 501 pounds. His feet were size 13. His hat was huge to fit his big head. He threw up every night after his beers. Periods disgusted him and his Speedos were see-through white. (Good evening, darling! No, this is not you. You're lovely.)
Piggy Emoji Chronicles
Rescue Reality Check
She was hiding under a trailer, I saw him on the side of the road, I chased him up a hill and pulled him out of the brambles. (All true cat rescue stories)
Not All Fiancés Are Equal
How Do I Create Viral Tweets?
There’s no perfect formula for creating funny tweets of the week. It all comes down to engaging with your audience and being a part of the community. Audiences appreciate wit and humor. So, write funny and relatable content, which will likely be shared more. Also, memes and jokes can be powerful if they align with your brand.
If you want to join the ranks of these funny women on Twitter, then make sure to stay up to date on trending topics, memes, and hashtags. Join conversations around popular events or discussions, and bring your humor to capture attention.
Telling a funny story is also another way of getting more followers. People often relate to and share stories. So, craft tweets that tell humorous anecdotes or give a witty take on everyday experiences.
Two Weeks’ Legend Status
When Kids Decode Lies
Instant Adulting Help
Birthday Brain Fog
Eyes vs Picasso Debate
Worrying Like a Pro
Not Interested, Just Introverted
The Case of the Lost Pug
Colonial Vibes Only
Nutty Life Lessons
When Water’s a Problem
Workplace Misunderstandings
Everyday Mantra Moments
Mastering the Comment Detox
Diaper Math Problems
The \"Backseat Tech Support\" Chronicles
Blanket Logic, Explained
Compliments, But Wait—What?
Burner Loyalty Club
I’m a teen and I have a favorite. It’s the front right btw
The Camera Always Wins
Dog Hugs Hit Different
Unexpected Career Paths
Is it appropriate to ask how much they are willing to pay? Just for my business plan.
Stranger Danger? Nah.
Role Play Reality Check
Parenting Reality Check
Karen Collective Name
Elementary School Roasts Revisited
Understaffed and Over It
Mind. Officially. Blown.
Old School Patience Levels
Caffeine vs. Common Sense
Future Pain Forecast
Crypto for Dummies
Dating Reality Check
Panic Mode Activated
Running From Old Habits
That Moment Was Confusing
Meeting Escape Artist
Beauty Over Behavior
Forever Young, Hide the Evidence
For those who don't understand, this is based off the book 'The Picture Of Dorian Grey' where a narcissistic young man has a photo painted of himself, and then the picture becomes ugly and he freaks out because Old Book Drama
Not Today, Kiddo
I just do roll call and whoever answers first is the one in trouble or gets voluntold to do something.
Salty Holiday Surprise
Commitment Overload, No Thanks
Crisis on Repeat
Name Game Logic
Caught in the Sweet Cover-Up
Tell them about the dead body in your basement, let them feel as engaged
Second Thought Alert
Stairs for the agile
Middle of the Night Mystery
Password Evolution Chronicles
The requirements have increased, but nothing else changed. Nice
Vote and Snack?
Order Ranger Rage
I had a bagger reach around the belt to find just the right items for each bag even though I had already sorted everything hoping they would go into bags in that order. She did a MUCH better job than me and I still think about her 5 years later.
Subway Sleep Panic
Accidental Wellness Alert
Time Travel Mode Activated
Better Late Than Never
Thanksgiving, But Make It Awkward
Holiday Chaos, Perfected
Suspicious Burrito Theory
Fear Magnet Love
Instant Red Flag
Marriage? Hard Pass
Still Hanging Out Here
That’s because no one has slapped their knees while standing up and said ‘whelp…’
Lost in Translation
Well, at least it got the child thinking. I almost died from meningitis and pneumonia at 5 and it made me a pretty broody and morbid tween. Maybe I would've had more friends of the other kids contemplated this.
Equal Rights, Unequal Boobs
Password Loyalty Problems
Caught in the Act
Wild Ideas, Real Struggles
Unexpected Pass-Off
When You Can\'t Explain It
Have you ever tried to get a child dressed that doesn't want to wear clothes? Don't even worry about what the temperature is outside. It's not a battle worth winning!
Why Bake When You Can Wait?
Comfort Food Therapy
When Drama Meets HR
Paws Over Claws
I think this is what every male is secretly thinking when they see women fighting.
Next-Level Mom Surveillance
Make a list of similar but different bs. Tell each different thing to all the loose lips you know. When it makes its way back to you you'll know who's got the biggest mouth.
Zoo Drama Unleashed
Time Traveler\'s Lunch Plan
Awkward Hydration Moments
Fed Up and Inspired
The first person was a teenage girl. Then, a man stole the idea (he'd promised to pay her), and ran a horrible ad campaign for the product, called Odorono. The ads were so sexist that he lost popularity and all of his female friends in the process. Also, it wasn't quite like the deodorants we have today. It blocked up the pores in your armpits so that the sweat physically couldn't come out, and you had to put it on before you went to bed so it could set overnight. The Dollop podcast did an episode about it.
Pocket-Sized Gardening Goals
Entering Grown Folks’ Club
But the kids have all the fun while the adults are arguing about politics, religion, and when are we going to get flying cars
Proud Partner In Crime
Salad Survival Guilt
Why does this have Funniest Tweets By Women in the title?! And the others don't?!
Blenders and Breakdown Buddies
Sock Day Over Euphoria
Weekend Warrior Goals
Classic Guy Move
Late Night Priorities
I regularly get text requests from my kids' friends for pictures of my animals. I happily oblige. They have come over to meet them. No complaints yet. XD
This One Confused Millennials
Confused About Defrosting
Use defrost on heat the car will run the compressor to remove any moisture automatically (most cars at least)
Daily Dose of Tears
I'd prefer Frightful February, where you stand in a corner and scream every day with frustration
Glue Guns and Fruit Chaos
Unfiltered Internet Wisdom
Pun Intended
Not Your Average Teddy
I hear they have a Dominatrix Barbie. Comes with whip, boots, and a strap-on. Sub Ken not included,. Clamps are extra.
Denim Dilemmas Unveiled
City Name Irony
Coats, Crime, and Feelings
Memory Backup Squad
Trust Issues With Small Talk
Mom Call Rejected Blues
Half hour ago, I accepted my first ever WhatsApp video call. It was from my nephew, one of the only two people on the planet I can not decline and the other is my other nephew. So with dread I answered, to hear the worst 'there you go grandma, I told you she would answer' and so I had to video chat with my mum. Boooooo (I call most days, I just hate the video thing)
Weathering Life’s Mood Swings
Count Me In Too
Vacation Priorities Shift
Understated Confessions
1986, during a quiet moment, one of my staff (of Spanish heritage) just said "I did a bad ting". Turns out he'd deleted everything off our job folder. This was a mainframe where restoration involved a 2 day wait for the offsite tape backup.
Lost Tweet Mystery
Mood Delivered
Tiny But Determined
Basement Logic at Its Best
Eyes on the Prize
Filter Your Dates Like This
Two Roads Diverged
Multitasking Level: Expert
For me it's Skyrim. When I step into the final room in a crypt and a Dragon Priest rises and a bunch of draugur start waking up all around me and I have bare minimum equipment because I'm training my mage classes in order to level up, and bare minimum means some of the random Nordic equipment I picked up to sell when I get to town. Bring it on motherf****rs....
Nostalgia Meets Now
Wedding Woes and Biblical Blows
Winning the Self-Doubt Game
Cheesy Comeback Champions
I hate Velveeta to processed cheese flavored product, but the Velveeta intern about to be told to go home is absolutely correct.
Pillow Talk Problems
Parenting Styles on Speed Dial
whenever my dad calls me and starts the conversation with "Michael, can I ask you a question?" I know I'm in deep trouble.
Silent Burner Moves
There should be a kid's book. "Everybody has it," which explains that we are all human, with the same ability to have/grow the same hair, wherever it might grow.
Retail Therapy, Activate
Fast-Forward Romance
Social Awkwardness, Perfected
Trending Tomorrow, Maybe
Little Known Casting Choice
The Usual Teen Star Names
Hahaha...my daughter is Rachel McKenna. She is in her 20's though.
