40 Hilariously Silly Jokes And Memes From Dads Who Just Can’t Help It (New Pics)

Gonna be interesting to see who harvests all those crops when Trump deports anyone who's even vaguely brown.

Pretty sure people from the 1950's are still around today......

I laughed way too hard about this!

Hit and run? 😮

I am imprsessed.

THIS TOTALLY THIS 😂

I’m so stealing this cos I don’t answer my phone to un known nos either

Here's a happy thought; the bird-eating spiders in the Amazon rainforest are the same size as that root bundle. Each leg is 12 inches long!

LOL

Yabadabadoooooo

Brilliant.

I am 56 and more often than not in need of a responsible adult taking over.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That isn’t a joke, it’s Google.

Wtf is that!

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Cyclists around here are a menace. They blow through stop signs and ride two or three abreast up hills so cars can't pass. Should be arrested!

Awww, buy him a bicycle, he is a good boy.

Cant argue with that kinda street smarts!

TFW the 'old' person in the joke was born the same year you became an adult. Feeling a tad old right now.

I asked a client if she had any windows open and she said no, Frank just locked up.

Nobody does.

I'm going to Bongo's Bingo in Glasgow for my birthday, and I can see that you can win a Henry's Hoover.....bring it on!!

My favorite memory from childhood is not having back pain.

Just like it wernt with the hitchhiker who once asked me if I wasn't afraid of giving a serial killer a ride. I just told him the probability of two serial killers in the same car was practically zero...

It was deliberate!

Beeware! (Sorry...)

She's pawsitive

Coral!!!!

Hahahahaha As a person who loves her wine, I’ll welcome this hack!

Clever!

Such a devilish move! 😈

You have 45 mins to solve the puzzle!

He said "no", so I came in a lot late

10 kids, house like this. He works for the mob

I wish there was a decline call button

I tried singing the title as the "Saved by the Bell" theme.

Jacked and Jill

Isn't that Sadam Hussain?

For this I don't have to wait until Christmas

One of mine unplugged a WiFi extender and then complained the WiFi was rubbish.

... and no balls.

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Using a pizza to illustrate gerrymandering. Very educational.

Good. No one should have ever known about it. Since when is it ok to hit smaller, weaker people who can't fight back?

I know it's a joke but like, clothes do make a difference in how wide a person looks, and some dresses take attention away from the belly area pretty well.

So very true.

((X^2)+(y^2)-1)^3=(×^2)(y^3)

This is much better than the "you ever kill anyone" that I got after I got out of the Navy.

This is better than 100% of the "You know you grew up in the 80s..." posts.

Actually slightly refreshing to see the second half of this joke be about Australia instead of USA

Alas, it will never work. Even if you can hold your breath until unconscious, you'd start breathing again once your brain goes on autopilot.

Honestly the mop would get more use, I’d be thrilled

So.... way cooler?

"That's not a very nice Outlook." "How are you still here?" "I still have Access."

An elderly lady asked if I could see her across the road. So I crossed over and sure enough, I could.

That wouldn't work if Americans pronounced coupé correctly. It's 'coo-pay'.

Extra fries, motherfccker!

At least one picture needs to be flooded...

...and then the fight started...

We had about 200 holstein cows on our dairy farm. It always sucked when one of them started to deflate like that.. Sometimes we could save it if we got to it soon enough with a portable air compressor.

The grass is cut. It was shorn by those who are dad. And the dad keep it. The crass is cut.- lord of the rings

So a snake bite is basically a debuff. Nice :P