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There might be days when you need some fast food jokes to pass the time. They are as easy to consume as the food itself. Like the Krabby Patty from Spongebob Squarepants, there is a secret behind the many funny jokes about fast food. With so many fast food varieties to choose from, the same goes for the jokes about them. Some of the best fast food jokes have a familiar formula behind them.
Everything depends on the preparation of it and the grand punchline. For example, McDonald's jokes take a stab at the brand and the products they offer. Like a goldmine, happy meals and big macs are just waiting to become a subject of a joke. You can’t go wrong with burger jokes due to how much they get eaten every day. Sushi jokes and others are more delicate due to their lesser popularity.
Looking for some funny food jokes to use at the next get-together with friends you are going to? Well, you might be in luck. Below, we have compiled some of the best jokes the internet could ever provide. If there is a joke that stuck with you — leave an upvote. On the other hand, if you have a version of your own, be sure to share it in the comments below.
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#1
"I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on what movie to watch and pizza to order. And then I picked the movie and pizza I wanted because I'm the one with the money."
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#2
Apparently, there’s a beef shortage on the rise. The good news is fast food restaurants shouldn’t be affected.
TheNightOwl 2 years ago
Eat raisins. Even if you don’t like raisins. Even if you’re allergic to raisins. Did you eat the raisins? Good. You can feel it already, can’t you? Your mind shriveling up like a grape. Those weren’t normal raisins, you newly minted dunce. All grapes everywhere changed. We have changed. I ate the NEW grapes. Everyone that ate grapes are finding the last of you, and giving you the NEW raisins. Now come, my pretty cattle. I might just keep you.
#3
"I only have two new years resolutions. One: To lose the weight I gained since the accident. Two: Stop referring to last year's junk food binge as 'the accident.'"
#4
It’s kind of silly we’re trying to turn plants into burgers. Haven’t cows been doing that for like, forever?
#5
Why is it called "Fast-food"?
Because you're supposed to eat it really fast. Otherwise, you might actually taste it.
Zaphod_000 2 years ago
Looks like someone doesn't know about the supreme taste of hot garbage, yum
#7
Why don't Americans eat snails? Because they like fast food.
#8
Why did the hipster burn his mouth on pizza? He ate it before it was cool.
#9
"I realized I eat too much fast food so I decided I would start cooking for myself. Does anyone here know how to 'McNugget' a chicken?"
#10
If Burger King married Dairy Queen where would they live? At White Castle.
Thunderdragon 1 year ago
How did Burger King get Dairy queen pregnant? Burger King forgot to wrap his Whopper
#11
What did Jeffery Dahmer say after eating at a fast food place? "This does not taste like Five Guys."
Der Kommissar 2 years ago (edited)
How do you know Dahmer is angry with you at dinner? He gives you the cold shoulder
#12
You’re interviewing for a fast food job and they ask about your short and long-term goals: Short term: "I want to work at McDonald's." Long term: I don’t want to work at McDonald's."
#13
How did Burger King propose to his girlfriend?
With an onion ring.
Tucker Cahooter 2 years ago
Brings to mind one of the worst replies seen on Millionaire Hotseat (Aussie version of Who Wants to be a Millionaire). Question: "Which of these is NOT a piece of jewellery commonly worn to symbolise a relationship between two people?" Options: (A) Engagement ring (B) Anniversary ring (C) Wedding ring (D) Burger ring. The contestant confidently answered "B" and remained committed to that despite the host doing his best to get her to consider the question carefully
#15
What kind of cake do you get at a fast food restaurant? A stomach cake.
#19
"Found human hair in my McDonald’s burger. I was so surprised. I didn’t know that they use natural ingredients."
#20
Would octopus make good fast food? "You must be squidding!"
#21
"I have been reading so many bad things lately about how all the bad things sugar and junk food could do to me, so my New Year's resolution is no more reading."
#23
The first rule of Fast Food management: "Always put the employee with the worst accent on the drive-through."
#24
Which fast food chain would be a good basketball player? "Dunkin' Donuts."
#28
Why don't they have any toilet paper in KFC? Because its finger licking good!
#29
What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer?
A Big Mac.
#30
"Every time I eat fast food I can talk to dead people. Maybe I should quit ordering the medium fries."
#35
How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five: One to screw in the light bulb, and four to protest in front of McDonald's.
#39
Why did the rooster cross the road? He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.
#40
Did you hear about the time Billy Crystal took Meg Ryan to McDonald's? It's "When Harry Fed Sally".
#41
What do you call a vampire who works the night shift at a fast food restaurant?
"Count Spatula!"
Printerman 2 years ago
What do you call a vampire that eats too much fast food? Count Flatula.
#42
Have you heard about the activist group that fights for ceramic containers in fast-food restaurants? They call themselves the "Bowl movement".
#43
What do you get when you mix breaking bad with fast food? Walter Whitecastle, aka "Heisenburger."
#44
Why do Cannibals go to Germany when they want some fast food? Because it's full of Frankfurters and Hamburgers.
#48
A guy goes to a fast food shop. He asks the worker for a burger without onions. The lady takes a couple of minutes inside the kitchen and comes back saying, "I'm sorry darling, but we've run out of onions, can I offer you a burger without tomatoes instead?"
#56
"Most people want a perfect relationship. I just want a hamburger that looks like the ones in commercials."
#58
How much is a lifetime supply of fast food?
Not much.
#59
"I called my wife and told her that I'll pick up Pizza and Coke on the way back from work. But it seems she was not happy. She still regrets letting me name the kids."
Chase The Lucario 2 years ago
This guy should have a medical degree and the last name of Pepper lol. Dr Pepper
#62
Did you see the Will Smith movie about McDonald's?
It's called the "Pursuit of Happy Meals".
#65
Our local monastery has opened a fast food outlet. I went in and said to the guy, "Hi, are you the deep-fat fryer?" He said, "No, I'm the chip monk."
#66
The ancient Romans would be saddened to know how many of their advances we'd forgotten. Aquaducts, fast food, underfloor heating... But hey, it's all water over the bridge.
#70
How does a burger introduce his wife? "Meet Patty."
#71
"I went to McDonald's, Wendy’s, and Burger Kings. All the fries were burnt! Then I realized it was Black Fryday."
#72
"I put out a poll to see if anyone out there was interested in insect-based burgers. All I’m hearing are crickets!"
#73
"I went on a date the other night. She took out the pickles from her burger and cut them in half. For me, that's a dill breaker."
#77
Why did the man climb to the roof of the fast food restaurant? They told him the meal was on the house!
#79
A fast food employee dropped my burger patty on the floor before serving it to me.
They said it was ground beef.
#80
Where do fast food places get those square fish for the filet-o-fish sandwiches? From the asquarium.
#82
Why do the French like escargot so much? Well, they've long expressed their disdain for fast food.
#84
"Two days into my diet I removed all the junk food from my house. It was delicious."
#86
A ghost sits down at a restaurant table and orders a burger and a drink. He confirms his order and the waiter asks him, "Do you want frights with that?"
#88
"I'm starting a new business tomorrow. It will be a gym for two weeks in January, and then a beer and burger place for the rest of the year. I'm calling it, 'Resolutions.'"
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