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“This Relationship Sounds Exhausting”: 50 Screenshots Of Relationships That Are Not So Great (New Pics)
While most people want to have a partner, almost everyone has gone through a relationship that has major issues but drags on for months or even years because no one wants to do the work of ending it. Indeed, in some long-term relationships, people get so used to their own toxicity that they overlook all the problems.
The “This relationship sounds exhausting” Facebook group is dedicated to sharing posts from people whose love life sounds, at best, tiresome and at worst, absolutely toxic. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your own stories in the comments below.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 5 months ago
If you have an iPhone, you can create a custom Focus where you can have your phone auto-respond to all incoming texts with this message as well >:D
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Debby Keir 5 months ago
I agree - I used to be on call nights and weekends through my work, so was used to being woken or having to stop cooking to answer a query etc. I retired 10 years ago, and refused to even buy a mobile (I do have a landline) and also refuse to put an extension into my bedroom. You had instant contact when I was working, now it's MY time, so drop me an email and we'll arrange a time to chat.....
Bewitched One 5 months ago
I think they mean the thing they are talking about (expecting 24/7 access to someone else) is toxic
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Arek Šašil 5 months ago
Is this supposed to be toxic, or... what? It's absolutely healthy and right thing to do. Are you supposed to be a slave to someone, who wants to be unnecessarily in contact 24/7? The other one has the problem then.
Bewitched One 5 months ago
I think they mean the thing they are talking about (expecting 24/7 access to someone else) is
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Crystalwitch60 5 months ago
THIS !! just this , I refuse to jump when people call expecting me to , it don’t work like that does it lol
Richard Henderson 4 months ago
iPhones have night time/do not disturb settings. I don’t see messages arriving after 10pm.
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Gunný Petersen 5 months ago
My ex just absolutely could not live with the thaught that I had a life without him before we met at 18! It was exhausting for 9.5 years and a baby! God he was so f*****g annoying!!
G A 5 months ago
6 years isn't an age gap. It's barely a pause. BS to being 'groomed' at age 19-you can own a house, have a kid, be in the army and k**l people. Utter c**k.
whiterabbit 5 months ago (edited)
I agree. If you can join the military, buy a house, start a career and technically be an adult at 18 then you can choose to date an older person. When I was 18 my BF was 24, we lasted a couple years before I broke it off because he tried to be controlling and was too emotionally immature. 18 is an adult, period.
Load More Replies... Crystalwitch60 5 months ago
I to found that out the hard way ! N even now at 60 40 yrs on I still have the physical scars !!
Richard Henderson 4 months ago
6 years doesn’t seem like such a big age gap when she’s 19. If she’s 16 then yes. the guy probably wouldn’t have been any more world wise than her and would have been “molding” as a complete amateur.
Jane Hower 4 months ago
Pretty close to same thing, but I was 22 and he was 37. Lots of red flags that I didn't see - like his 3 divorces!!!
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ABC NrTen FCK CENSORISM 5 months ago
KNÒB, BP. A fúcking KNÒB. How stuck-up-in-your-árse can a stick be?
Emma London 5 months ago
On the other hand, some women start dieting to get a "revenge body". That isn't healthy either.
Paulo Leitao 5 months ago
no...they do it because its a form of copping and keeping your mind busy. wtf? was this written by an angsty 21 year old girl ?
It's hard to see, when you are so immersed in a relationship, the ways in which it slowly erodes your sense of self. A sign is if your partner's teasing or jokes consistently leave you feeling diminished, what they call "just kidding" really takes away from your self-confidence over time. You attribute it to a sensitive mood or laugh it off at the time, never stopping to think that every jibe is reinforcing the perception that your feelings or thoughts aren't worth considering.
Another red flag is uneven affection. You'll catch yourself over and over again chasing the flattery and admiration that come in spurts, in one day, you're swimming in compliments and grand gestures, but the next, you're faced with cold silence or rebuke. This roller-coaster of acceptance sets you up to cling to the ups and suffer the downs, so emotional whiplash becomes normal until you've lost track of how bad things have become.
#4
Ruairi Ó Briain 4 months ago
I live in Spain (yes, that Spain, the real one) and got the same s**t from a woman in Florida who got my whatsapp through a third party......just be careful who you "friend", folks
#5
Indi 5 months ago
I have met a couple of guys who idolize Musk. I have also met a LOT of women who idolize Peterson and/or Tate.
Beak Hookage 5 months ago
Which mental health clinic were you visiting at the time?
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Cuppa tea? 5 months ago
Don't idolised anyone. Period. But in reality, only the weak are idolising the ones who present themselves as the "strong"ones. Any idol will let you down eventually.
Richard Henderson 4 months ago
I want to see spaceships and I used to like musk for making space ships, until around the time of the Thailand cave rescue. Then he started showing how much of a doosh he is and it’s just gotten worse since then.
Wild Cream 5 months ago
I don’t know any women like that lol 🤷♀️ I know a lot of men who claim women are like that though.
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Debbie Ryan (Deb) 5 months ago
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Robert Beveridge 5 months ago
No way this is true. Bro's game would have to be supernatural. When I was on Quora we had a data scientist from OKCupid doing some awesome deep dives into the stats. Takeaway: if you're male, no matter how bad you think your experience on dating apps is, you're probably hitting average or better. There are indeed plenty of fish but less than 0.1% of them want to talk to you, much less date you.
Bewitched One 5 months ago (edited)
He’s finding the same person to meet with every week
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A toxic partner often remodels reality to suit their purposes. You catch yourself apologizing for something you had no part in, justifying your recollection of the facts, or doubting your own recollections because they say "that never happened" or "you're inventing things." This gaslighting is intended to turn your trust in your own judgment around and have you questioning it constantly, looking to them to provide you with the "true" version of what transpired.
#7
Child of the Stars 5 months ago
Anyone who menstruates knows that blood actually comes out pretty easily if you get it before it sets.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 5 months ago
Even once it sets, there are enzymatic cleaners galore nowadays. I use period underwear now (can't be ársed to deal with pads/tampons and besides, they're EXPENSIVE) and two of the period underwear brands I use sell enzymatic cleansers designed for set-in blood!
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sturmwesen 5 months ago
because using towels or trash bags is too much work if you do not want a bloddy car?
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HardBoiledBlonde 5 months ago
When I filed for divorce a friend of mine came over, we imbibed, and she forced me to sign up for online dating but I refused to include a picture for professional reasons. The next day I received an email with my matches. The first match was my soon to be ex-husband, the second my Director to whom I reported. I immediatly shut the whole thing down and went back to bed.
joann fielding 5 months ago
🎶And getting caught in the rain. 🎶 It's a 1970's song about pretty much the same situation, enough with the down votes, people.
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whiterabbit 5 months ago
Why date someone who goes out of their way to sound illiterate anyway.
Celtic Pirate Queen 5 months ago
"Bye, Felicia". No man is responsible for YOUR kids unless you are in a long term, committed relationship and he has DECIDED to accept responsibility for YOUR kids. Stop looking for some new man to take care of your @ss. Take those "Baby Daddys" to court. Or, better yet - stop f*cking every guy you meet and learn how birth control works, you stupid b*tch.
Isolation may creep in under the guise of concern or loyalty. It might start out sounding innocent, "Why go out without me?" or "We're a team, why hang out with them?", but your world closes in over time as they tap into your family, friends, or activities. You are constantly canceling plans without knowing your world is getting smaller until one day you realize that you have lost sight of the people who used to build you up.
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Mike F 5 months ago
If it was on purpose I'd think this was hilarious, if it was an accident, the guy is a jerk.
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Saint_Zipcodus 5 months ago
Not my personal relationship goal, but as long as everybody is consenting, I don't see a problem.
R1MV4Superleggera 5 months ago
It reminds me to some wannabe "dictator" in the American continent with orange skin who has a trophy wife
wobbly jelly 5 months ago
I'm more worried about her top - an accident waiting to happen - or maybe that was the plan?
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Nicola Mawson 5 months ago
Also, the entire side by the hinges is vulnerable
Load More Replies... KatSaidWhat 5 months ago
Is that on the outside of the door? Looks like a knocker under the peephole. Either way, a solid kick would take that down.
Gunný Petersen 5 months ago
My ex is a pothead on steroids with a memory of a goldfish so he would repeatedly forget were I live so I'm safe 😅😅😅 but jokes aside. He's a kind man so no need to worry ☺️
Boundary-violating pretensions of affection are another subtle symptom. Perhaps they need to know all that you're thinking or must review your phone "so they can be closer." It seems intimate at first, like a treat, but before long it becomes intrusive. You find yourself deleting texts, concealing certain conversations, and buying into the idea that openness means they can intrude upon your private life.
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Lukas (he/him, it/its) 5 months ago
It's not always unhealthy to have your partner's location, my long-distance partner and I have each others. It gives me peace of mind to see they've gotten to work and home safely.
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Annabelle 5 months ago (edited)
I was trying to send a message to a then-friend, when I was distancing myself from messenger/text. This was not the first time I needed more space from this person. At one point, she sent me a screenshot of my avatar from a social that I hadn't used since before I ever even lived in the state where I met her (years earlier). She asked me if that was me, because she had sent a message on there, too. I didn't even remember having the account still. She said she didn't know what platform to reach me on, since I wanted space from messenger/text. The answer is NONE!!! I want space from YOU!!! FVVVVVVVCK!!!! After I ended the friendship some time later, and she went off the rails, I logged onto another social I thought I deleted, and she'd sent part of her rant a year earlier to that, too. Second social I forgot I even had that this lunatic found when I needed to get away. Fvvvvck.
Pixie T 4 months ago
My gf and I often take naps during the day but neither of us get moody or aggressive if the other doesn't reply to texts or answer the phone. We both assume the other os busy or sleeping and know we'll answer as soon as we see missed texts / calls. If it is an emergency or important we'd call via a particular app that allows calls even if phones in dnd mode. It sounds exhausting to me that people behave in such a way
Arek Šašil 5 months ago
Funny something similar happened to me. I got multiple crazy messages when I was with my family in the aquapark. I texted back immediately I got access to my phone again. No reply since then. Next day, I got another, very pleasant message, how dare I didn't try to text her and reach her more. Well, great times back when I was still young and inexperienced enough to date psycho b***h like that.
whiterabbit 5 months ago
My BF's coworker does this to his GF. They talk on the phone literally all day long while they're at work, anytime the guys are out to dinner or lunch he has her on speakerphone the entire time. Whenever I go to their house when he's gone he greats me at the door via the ring cam speaker because he's always watching. The kicker is he tells us we're an odd couple because we have been together for a few years and have separate houses and only stay with eachother on our days off. Yea I think I'll take my odd, healthy relationship over your obsessive one there bud.
Mobey Drunk 5 months ago
Thankfully the few toxic relationships I had, happened before cell phones and text.
Small but persistent acts of power, like deciding where you'll eat, what you'll wear, or what you'll post to social media, might seem small when taken on their own, but in total they represent a small glimpse of a bigger war over control. You might brush it off as: "I'm just indecisive," or "They have really great taste," but the cumulative effect is that your own desires are swept under the rug and you end up questioning what you even want.
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Brier Random 5 months ago
But arguing isn’t inherently “toxic”. It can be healthy, open, and a great way for couples to work through their issues.
Nikki Sevven 5 months ago
Sometimes, some of us need some space to process the issue before we can communicate. It's not shutting down if we TELL you that.
Michael Largey 5 months ago
Morons will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Nichole Harris 5 months ago
Not 100 but I believe emotional hugs count too..... I'm Certain the same chemical us released
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DowntownStevieB 5 months ago
You know, I was brought up in a family that never hugged or said 'I love you.' I am now married to a man who always hugs and says ' I love you.' He does it SO much that my family now hugs and says 'I love you.' Please can become huggers a little over time.
LovesBerk 5 months ago
Oh you too. That's wonderful. My I was also in a family that never hugged unless I was the one who hugged and that was only my mother. Father and brother. Never. Now my husband tells me every day that he loves me and randomely comes into my computer room while I'm on the computer and gives me big cuddles. I love it. He never got any love at home either though he did know his mother loved him. I think we both hit the jackpot in our later life.
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HanSolo 5 months ago
*Me sobbing in the corner* since I barely get a hug a day, but at least with my best friends I get hugs
Shark Lady 5 months ago
As long as this applies to cuddles from my cats then I'm good. I haven't had a hug from a person this year!
Jaya 5 months ago
How on earth do you measure or even define growth? If it's based on actual science, it has to be something that can actually be measured. And 'growth' is so immensely vague, that it's more likely just some búllshit that somebody made up.
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Finally, look at how conflicts are resolved. In a healthy relationship, disputes end with both parties consenting to understand or compromise. In a toxic one, battles always become circular, continually cycling back and forth to fault-finding, from the issue in front of you to your partner's flaws. You begin sidestepping safe subjects instead of speaking truthfully, and before long you stop speaking up altogether, because it's just easier to be quiet than to endure another iteration of blame.
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Lost Panda 5 months ago
Reminds me of the time that the Google Assistant or whatever it was before Gemini used to give those examples of things to say. It said: Try "Call Pamela". I don't know a Pamela, have never known a Pamela... Wife instantly starts accusing me of cheating with someone name Pamela... Because of stupid random suggestions made by a phone...
Wild Cream 5 months ago
This reminds me of that guy getting mad at his gf for cheating on him with “Michael” because she was always going to “Michael’s”……..as in Michael’s the craft store 😂
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Mike F 5 months ago
This should be higher. Being honest is not gaslighting and disagreeing is not disrespect.
nicholas nolan 5 months ago
We need more context to make that call. But you're right, it isn't gaslighting if it's genuine honesty.
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Spidercat 5 months ago (edited)
There's no such thing as gaslighting. Doesn't exist. You're just imagining it...
Wild Cream 5 months ago
My roommate came home drunk once, could barely get her key in the door and then struggled to unlock it, due to being so drunk. When she accused me of holding the door closed on her (wtf?) I reminded her that being drunk was going to affect her fine motor skills and it’s her own fault it took her 5 mins to open the door. She accused me of gaslighting her and still tells people I’m a gaslighter to this day 😂 I was like “babe that’s not what gaslighting means” hahaha
Celtic Pirate Queen 5 months ago
I am so glad my husband (18 years) is a grownup. GTFOY already. Christ.
When you're repeating these patterns day after day, they become so normal. Noticing how you feel afterward, depleted rather than revitalized, uneasy rather than secure, can warn you that something is not right. A relationship should ground you, not have you wondering if you're losing your mind or your self-worth. Developing this awareness of these subtle cues is the first step back to recovering your voice and being an active participant in the type of partnership in which both people feel considered and free.
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Wild Cream 5 months ago
As a sober person I really love meeting other sober friends :) no judgment to drinkers but it’s always a relief to know I have one more friend to do sober stuff with. (I’m definitely California sober haha I just don’t drink)
Robert Beveridge 5 months ago
Trust me, given the amount I drank in the nineties and the decisions I made whilst doing so, you DEFINITELY don't want me falling off that wagon. Or not
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Kristiina Männiste 5 months ago
ex: i still love you. me: you are skipping your meds again arent you??
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Mike F 5 months ago
Oh for heaven sake, be a man and let her move on. All that poetic horse💩 is just that.
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Lukas (he/him, it/its) 5 months ago
My partner and I would do something like that lol- actually let me send this to them
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Spidercat 5 months ago (edited)
If you work an 80hr week, you need a better job. 80hr weeks can be done in your 20's for a period of time but it's not sustainable as a lifestyle choice long-term...you will eventually kïll yourself in slow motion like a horse dying in yoke.
Earonn - 5 months ago
Well, if the other partner also has an 80 hour work week, why should they do everything?
Anthony Elmore 5 months ago
If the other partner was working 80 hours a week, you would be understanding and probably not post images like this one. Still, making memes about your relationship rather than actually doing something to discuss and fix the problem is a bit tacky.
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Never Snarky 5 months ago
Many women and a few men work outside the house for 40 hours and just as many at home. And are still they do enough.
Ginger ninja 5 months ago
Well consider it like this, you would have to do all of the housework if you were single so its either that or you can do a little around the house now
Sally Moen 5 months ago
If I lived with someone who worked 80 hrs a week, whether a significant other or a roommate, I'd make them lunch and fix up the home so their time at home would be for us to spend together. Doing something fun, or talking. Even folding laundry together is fun if you like the person you're with
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Robert Beveridge 5 months ago
"I said no." you answered your own question, baby. You're in this situation because either you don't wanna know (and this really could be completely innocuous, however rare that might be) or you prefer self-flagellation. Here's a tip that doesn't just apply to your doctor visits: knowing is always better than not knowing. Always.
Mobey Drunk 5 months ago
Does anyone realize it's possible to have a platonic relationship with the opposite s*x? That's what I'm seeing here. Especially since he was constantly invited. If it was with a female, nobody would bat an eye.
#29
Dove Bradshaw 5 months ago
Leave, he wants his cake and cookies but doesn't want you to get any.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 5 months ago
I had to google the acronym that OP used, and as far as I can tell, it is a BD.SM term that means “Daddy Dom/Baby Girl”. According to a website I found, "It is a type of relationship where the dominant partner assumes the role of a caring and nurturing daddy and the submissive chooses to obey and be cared for by their daddy. This type of relationship can also be referred to as 'ageplay'. The submissive can decide to regress to different ages starting from a baby to 12 years old. Many submissives in DDBG relationships choose an age between 6 and 12 years old. They are often referred to as 'middles' instead of 'littles'. 'Littles' regress to younger age and want to be taken care of to a larger extent." And OPP apparently means (according to someone on Reddit) "It stands for 'One Pen!s Policy'. Basically you have a couple, or a triad, or what have you. Where everyone can date women, but no one can date a guy other than the current guy."
The Majestic Opossum 5 months ago
Ah, thanks for doing the dirty work for us! I was so confused and really afraid of what I'd find on Google 😂 Turns out I was right. Gross 🤮
Load More Replies... Sally Moen 5 months ago
That's not a poly relationship. That's being g in a relationship with a controlling person
DowntownStevieB 5 months ago
I'd ask a few questions. 1. Does he want monogamy now that it seems real? 2. Or does he want to just be a cheater?
sweet emotion 5 months ago
Don't know what to do? Find a relationship that does not require acronyms.
Christine Didier 4 months ago
The abbreviation in these posts are killing me, I must be getting old and senile.
Robert Beveridge 5 months ago
My man's got some security issues. From extensive experience, these can be REALLY, REALLY hard to handle and last a loooooooong time even under active therapy. (my guess is he's not under active therapy.) It absolutely royally sucks that having a kid together is going to complicate this, but maybe he'll be a much better co-parent than a partner. Not giving him the chance to find out will mean sacrificing your own happiness. Don't give him that kind of power if you can possibly avoid it. (source: aside from the power exchange angle, been in every piece of this situation multiple times in the past decade.)
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Sally Moen 5 months ago
The OP in the story is so completely out of touch with their feelings that they are asking if it's normal to be offended when someone they love threatens them
April Pickett 5 months ago
He has a job. Wait till he leaves for work, pack your stuff up, and leave. Do not communicate with him, tell family and friends not to communicate with him, and try for a restraining order.
Janine Randall 5 months ago
Go back to Mom, STAT! This guy is f'n crazy and you're going to end up in a very bad place if you don't get out.
#31
LakotaWolf (she/her) 5 months ago
"My wife hates being surprised so I keep on doing it to her! Hilarious!"
Earonn - 5 months ago
"The woman I'm supposed to love hates X, so X is what I will do, and I'll teach our kid that ignoring women's wishes is cool and funny."
#32
Nikole 5 months ago
I know this isn’t a picture of the actual dude, but it is indeed perfect.
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Gunný Petersen 5 months ago
I know a person that does that exactly. So unbelievably f****d up! Everything is the devil's work and everything is thanks to God. Not the person who did the good thing or whatever happened! F**k that f**k!!
Anthony Elmore 5 months ago
Ew... Ya'll need to keep the devil out of your s*x life.
Load More Replies... Bacon Tentacles 5 months ago
Dude probably thinks avocado is spicy, and holding the door for his girlfriend is foreplay.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 5 months ago
I actually had a wonderful father, so I did the (weird) opposite even though I'm female. My mother was abus!ve to me for my entire childhood (in every way you can abuse a child) and is narcissistic, controlling, and is very "my way or the highway". I ended up dating a guy who is JUST like her. I was 18 when I met him and what I thought was attractively cool confidence was actually narcissistic self-centered a-hole-ism XD 24 years later I'm finally free...
Cailyn B 5 months ago (edited)
I’m glad to hear you’re in a better place now Lakota! Nobody deserves to be treated that way
Load More Replies... Earonn - 5 months ago
Strange, I never forgave that f*****g shyte that ra*ped me into existence - but I never dated an a*****e rap*ist either. Almost as if the lady was talking BS.
Anthony Demazzo 5 months ago
I imagine you have dyed hair, excessive piercings perhaps? Definitely an activist of some sort.... Cried on election night.... Am I in the ballpark?
Load More Replies... Kristiina Männiste 5 months ago
Worse. Im not dating my father, I BECAME my father😂 - emotionally unavailable, selfish, diabetic, hypersexual a*s. Not sure if forgiving him would fix that😂
Robert Beveridge 5 months ago
I am definitely not dating my father. XD The few times I HAVE dated guys (I may be pan but my foolish heart is stubbornly heteroromantic), I've gone way in the opposite direction.
#34
Kristiina Männiste 5 months ago
Well she discovered her ex bf was a cheater before he could bring a STI home for her so that is actually a win.😄
Original Kinkster 5 months ago
Wait, what??? SHE set up this account and showed him the results when the matches came in? So SHE swiped for all the girls he was texting with later? And now SHE is upset about that? Did I get this right?
Richard Henderson 4 months ago
And half the comments blaming him for it and calling him a cheater… 😆
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KatSaidWhat 5 months ago
some of my messiest meals have also been the most delish. Take tacos for example.
Load More Replies... HardBoiledBlonde 5 months ago (edited)
Is that creamed beef, a/k/a s**t on a shingle, over Nacho Cheese Doritos? Blarg.
Bewitched One 4 months ago
Probably just shattered the screen doesn’t mean like unusable broke
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Bewitched One 4 months ago
They’re so good at throwing rice they sprinkle it on people like that steak and salt guy off what they called him lol
Load More Replies... LakotaWolf (she/her) 5 months ago
That's kind of the point of a meme, sometimes. It's a meme. No one thinks it's real.
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Papa 5 months ago
You're not wrong, but her insane level of jealousy isn't good either.
Load More Replies... Bridget Binion 5 months ago
So it sounds like she's toxic and jealous and he's immature and selfish.
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Sally Moen 5 months ago
The grass is greener on the other side. Until you finally get into therapy because you can't stay in a relationship over 3 months and you've had so many
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Family's_disappointment 5 months ago
This sounds like my thing 🫣 Sorry. But please everyone don't take any offence
Missy Moo Moo 5 months ago
I kind of appreciate a guy who is ok with a girl wearing what she wants… not so sure about the fighting part, but if he’s just joking, it’s pretty funny
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Jake Bertz 4 months ago
It means he's not going to control what she wears, because he's prepared to challenge any other suitors with fisticuffs.
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Anthony Elmore 5 months ago
It's one of those kids they give you if you do a REALLY good job with the kids you gave birth to.
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Sparkle 5 months ago
My guess is she's probably the Stepmom so that would be the bonus kid would be his kid
Load More Replies... Child of the Stars 5 months ago
I bet her husband's from Sedona, AZ. And if you don't know what I mean, here's an example of the kind of people who live there: I used to know a woman from there who would "commune with whales on the astral plane." Sedona is...weird.
#42
BrownEyedGrrl 5 months ago
When a straight couple discuss having a 3some, why is the man never OK with it being with another man?
Niki 5 months ago (edited)
Unpopular opinion, but people who want to spice things up and are shocked when their SO has a past are lame.
Earonn - 5 months ago
Just in general - it was the past, as long as it was legal and consensual, who cares? Only weaklings, that's who.
Load More Replies... Spidercat 5 months ago (edited)
Ok, unpopular opinion. My main reasons for never trying a thrêesome are that it just sounds unhygienic, awkward and the perfect way to disappoint two women at once.
Wild Cream 5 months ago
I’ve had threesomes a couple times before. The worst one - the man was AWFUL. Him having a few drinks beforehand did NOT help. He was pretty sloppy and useless and we were basically ignoring him. It was very awkward 😂 his gf and I ended up kicking him off the bed where he passed out on the floor while we did our own thing, which was much more fun and relaxed.
Load More Replies... Gunný Petersen 5 months ago
My ex was obsessed with the idea that I was cheating everyday all day for 9.5 years. So much so that he often dreamt about it and would give me the silent treatment for hours each day it happened and somehow I was to blame for that to!! F**k you ex! Just because you saw your mom cheat on your dad when you were a child it really isn't my problem!! You insecure s******d!!
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 5 months ago
I'm not entirely sure what's going on here, but I'm assuming Gray Text is saying that Teal Text visited all those sites themselves in order to have them show up in Gray Text's phone history so that Teal Text could accuse Gray Text of cheating? (I'm not saying that's what actually happened as I don't know the situation, but I'm trying to interpret what Gray Text is saying.)
Anthony Elmore 5 months ago
Presumably. A pretty weak form of evidence if fake though. You can't convince someone that they're lying by lying to them about it. I don't think Descartes covered this in his six mediations, but if he'd done a seventh, I'm pretty sure it would have covered that if two people know that one of them is a liar, the liar will never be able to convince the truth-teller that the truth-teller is the liar.
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Amy Force 3 months ago (edited)
I know I'm gonna get DRAGGED for this, BUT.... Women are JUST as BAD, if not *WORSE*, than men when it comes to this. And i've also noticed, when I worked in an office, most of the women would talk $HIT about you (and other people) behind your BACK, when most of the guys I knew in the ofc would mostly mind their own business, if they had a nasty opinion, they usually kept it to themselves. And in HIGH SCHOOL?? OMG, FORGET about it, Girls were/are the WORST!! yeah, guys like to spread 'sl*t' rumors about certain girls sometimes, but as a woman myself, i can honestly say - FROM HAVING *GONE THRU* IT MY ENTIRE LIFE MYSELF - that when it comes to gossip, and nastiness and UNnecessary things being said... GIRLS/WOMEN outflank Men, HANDS DOWN. But hey - that's just my opinion. lol
Bookworm 5 months ago (edited)
Talk to me when your life is at risk due to opinions made by the other gender that becomes laws based on religious beliefs, not medical facts.
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Spidercat 5 months ago
Every 5 minutes is an unsustainable frequency for all involved. Take a break for water or food for god's sake...
Anthony Elmore 5 months ago
Gross double standard and a poor attempt to justify it. I'd argue you should just let people watch p**n or read smut since fantasy is fantasy. Failing that, talk to your partner like a mature adult so you're on the same page at least instead of coming up with half-assed reasoning for why your p**n is less offensive. ffs...
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Wild Cream 5 months ago
I live alone with cats and only close the door when I have company or my bf over. But my cats just follow me into the bathroom and I close all three of us in there 😂 they’re my little body guards, making sure I don’t drown in the toilet
Load More Replies... Earonn - 5 months ago
Oh, believe me, we girls love when we are not pestered by these man children. Also, gives us some peace and quiet to check Tinder for actual partners.
weatherwitch 4 months ago
Meanwhile the women don't get the chance because they're too busy actually doing the work that should be shared
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Family's_disappointment 5 months ago (edited)
Airhead. Knucklehead. D|mw|t. Fused out Tubelight. Dumba$s. Moron. Imbe¢ile.
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Michael Largey 5 months ago
Talking to your children is important, and sometimes the more judgement-free the conversation is the more effective it will be.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 5 months ago
Agree with the concept, but I don't think 7 years old is the proper time to talk to your child about "cheating" and how "we don't hold other boys' hands when we already have a boyfriend."
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Bewitched One 4 months ago
What is LO in this context because I’ve only ever seen it used as “little one” aka child
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Kristiina Männiste 5 months ago
Love seems like a stupid thing to have in this situation, where you support a b*m who has the gall to kick you out of your bedroom for cleaning.
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My O My 5 months ago
Can't really judge. Not enough information on the type of wedding each party wants
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 5 months ago
I've played otome/dating sim games. I love the romance/dating aspects in games like Harvest Moon and Rune Factory. I'm not sure how I feel about this one - is it just another version of playing a "game" since the bf is chatting to a bot, or is it closer to emotional cheating? Would playing dating-sim games also be emotionally cheating? (Putting aside the clear d-bag aspects of this dude like his actual infidelity and whatever a "PA" is.)
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Jake Bertz 2 months ago
If you gotta ask if it's toxic, you are probably an incredibly toxic person.
Multa Nocte 5 months ago
Why are people downvoting this? Mel said it's not healthy to delete - where's the problem?
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Gunný Petersen 5 months ago
I would love to meet her in person and just a tiny bit mindfuck her with sentences she wouldn't like about something she would be extremely insecure about and loose my mind laughing my a*s of. What a world we live in 😅😅
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Anthony Elmore 5 months ago
I'm all for civilized dialogue between partners, but maybe just this once a swift brick in his general direction would be appropriate.
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Child of the Stars 5 months ago
She needs therapy and probably to cut her mom out, at least for a while.
Load More Replies... Nikole 5 months ago
Nothin’ like getting married as a religiously repressed teen!
Load More Replies... whodunnitfan2013 5 months ago
Her religion is probably why she was married and had a baby so young.
Sally Moen 5 months ago
She needs therapy to find the beauty inside herself and not look to others to make her feel good about herself. Her relationship will thrive when she isn't looking to him for validation, and she'll be more secure
Wild Cream 5 months ago
I mean it’s honestly no different than reading 2-3 posts at once
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nicholas nolan 5 months ago
Bros! If she wants you to buy a minivan, she wants to turn you beige. It's an AMG or M wagon or nothing. Know your worth, kings.
Michael Largey 5 months ago
Look into investing into a cool drink concession in the lower regions.
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Beak Hookage 5 months ago
Misogynistic tripe. I was angry until I noticed the "goat lady" and "churns butter" part and then I just started laughing.
Anthony Elmore 5 months ago
Seriously 🤣 Goat lady was acceptable, but churning butter was jut too surreal.
Load More Replies... Gunný Petersen 5 months ago
He better be God himself if he thinks some lady would date him knowing his weird little lists!
Kristiina Männiste 5 months ago
Heck everybody knows how to bake. How to make baked goods that do not turn to bun shaped rocks in 6 hours that is the tricky part
LakotaWolf (she/her) 5 months ago
One thing I gotta hand to my ex is that man could COOK and BAKE like nobody's business. Back when things were still okay-ish in our relationship (like 10 years ago, lol) he would sometimes make tiny bread loaves with ears and paws and tails so they looked like tiny cats or wolves. He was a perfectionist, so his bread-baking skills eventually were excellent. I do miss his bread and baked goods :p Everything else, not so much XD
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 5 months ago
I had one of those type of signs custom made, in the "Live Laugh Love" typical font, but the sign actually says "Fúck This Shít". It's glorious. I painted it silver and hung it on my wall XD
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Matt Blakeley 5 months ago
He wasn't mad about the lap dance. He was mad that his girlfriend was dumb and sleazy enough to go to a Chris Brown concert.
Amanda Panda 5 months ago
well he's probably mad because he probably laid an egg and she's now carrying his 1900th child...
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HanSolo 5 months ago
Gurl if you feel that way, then that’s not good. He should like you the way you are, no matter what you wear, and no matter if u put makeup on or not.
Child of the Stars 5 months ago
This poor girl has serious self-image issues she needs to work out before dating anyone. It won't matter whether he thinks she's gorgeous or not, she'll always be questioning and that's not good for anyone involved.
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Kristiina Männiste 5 months ago
Is the girl crying because a mosquito is siting on her left temple?
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Spidercat 5 months ago
For anyone outside the UK, I have an important public service announcement: HEAR YE, HEAR YE...THE DAILY MAIL IS A CÜNTRAG OF A PAPER RUN BY ASSHŌLES WHO SHOULD BE KÌLLED AND YOU SHOULD NEVER BELIEVE A FÜCKING WORD THAT IS WRITTEN WITHIN IT.
Shark Lady 5 months ago
I occasionally go on there and leave comments that upset the homophobic/racist bigots. It's like shooting fish in a barrel.
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Earonn - 5 months ago
Honestly, I would have found it very weird at age 7 if any parental figure had bitten my butt. But honestly, this is a s**t situation. How many girls got molested because the family believed the man? How many men (and women) lost their family although they had no evil intentions? That's the point - rapi*sts and child mole*sters hurt more than just their victims.
Gunný Petersen 5 months ago
This is a reason why some fathers will not be in the bathtub with their toddler. My daughters father did it and we were fine with it but ánother family member who is also a father refused to baith with his toddler daughter.
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Gunný Petersen 5 months ago
That would be my ex if he was a girl. Horrible. jelous and insecure man child. Not my fault you saw your mom cheating on your dad when you were a child. So not all females close to you are cheaters you fuckedyfuck!
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Kristiina Männiste 5 months ago
That is a lot of opinions from a guy in a profession that I would never leave alone with small children. Sorry but you guys get a rep
LakotaWolf (she/her) 5 months ago
"Here's some unsolicited advice" - you can stop right there XD
Gunný Petersen 5 months ago
I do my life as I please and please sir you just f**k off and preach somewhere were you are wellcome. I'm á Christian but I don't need your help or guidance. Leave me and my faith alone!
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Kristiina Männiste 5 months ago
I recommend an o**y against the jealousy, every time your fiance stays out. Should fix the issue.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 5 months ago
I mean, the Cat Distribution System has brought me three of my seven beloved kitties, so one could consider that the "god" of cats connected me with the perfect beings that I'll enjoy life with <3
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 5 months ago
I feel like this is actually some kind of disgusting semi-incel "categorization" of "females" created by a man, but ngl, the "Gamer Girl" archetype is pretty close to me :p
Bewitched One 4 months ago
Cool I’m like none of these. Must be a dude. I actually think I would need to pull a couple from each thing to describe me
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Spidercat 5 months ago
It's called 'Most Of Social Media Anywhere You Care To Look' (MOSMAYCTL for short). Sadly it's becoming normalised and it sucks.
Load More Replies... Gunný Petersen 5 months ago (edited)
My not so needy ex best friend is still like that at 44. Pathetic and after she f****d up every new relationship she had with insanity she begged me to contact them for her to explain or apologise or say it was a mistake or she had not been feeling well or whatever c**p she pulled out of her a*s that day. And former stupid me did that favour for hér way to often 🤨
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Kristiina Männiste 5 months ago
Lol I do not even like sexting the guys I sleep with, no way Im going to do that just to get a free ride or help moving the furniture😂 My sexting skills are way more valuable than those basic, super easy jobs.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 5 months ago
...why though? Serious question, trying to understand the logic of it.
Michael Largey 5 months ago (edited)
They may be talking about opportunity. The number of women a man can conventionally sexually service in a day is lower than the number a woman can. Or because men pursue women more often than the reverse (supposedly), women have more opprtunities to say yes.
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BeardedVulture 5 months ago
*If you meet an emotionally secure person who understands communication, and mutual respect., run away because you have unresolved trauma issues. There. Fixed it.
Gunný Petersen 5 months ago
Yeah. That's the spirit. Just get lost so the poor girl can have a good life far away from you stupid!!
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 5 months ago
I guess the implication is that people who forgive their significant other for something major (perhaps cheating? we don't know the context, unfortunately) and use religion as their reasoning for "forgiveness" could just be perpetuating a bad, potentially abus!ve relationship with their significant other. "I forgive you because a good Christian forgives" - could just lead the significant other to think they can get away with doing whatever bad thing they did again and the person will just go on "forgiving" them for it. I'm conjecturing here, but that's the only thing I can think of that makes sense.
Load More Replies... Gunný Petersen 5 months ago (edited)
I'm á Christian but for the 10.000 time! Leave me and my faith alone!! I hate it when someone is trying to make me read the scriptures in some conspiracy theory way that does absolutely not say that at all how ever much you try to find the c**p they lie to you in the bible. Evangelicals are the worst of the f*****g worst! Everything is a conspiracy and if you add 2+2+2 then you get 6 and if you add 3+2+1 you get 6 which is the number of the beast and did you see that if you count 1 2 3 it's the same? OMG!! How can that be? Must be a conspiracy!! It's like that on steodoids. If you are not án ordained minister just a preacher I will not ever listen to you ever! Everyone can be a preacher. You just deside one day that you are and call yourself a preacher and start blabbing to Everyone who is near you with or without their consent.but for a real priest you actually have to study and study hard for years. So don't f**k with my faith. It's my personal s**t thank you!
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 5 months ago
Yeah, that's definitely an exhausting-sounding relationship :x I'm adopted, but my mother has definitely used the "I wish we never adopted you" line on me more than a few times :p
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Michael Largey 5 months ago
No woman has ever gotten down on her knees for Kelvis Watson for any reason whatsoever.
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Mel in Georgia 5 months ago
I had to stop reading these halfway through. I can't imagine dating in today's world. There are some messed up people with the weirdest, most destructive ideas out there ...
Boris Long-Johnson 5 months ago
I didn’t even make it that far but god I’m glad me and my partner have what I saw as a “normal” “boring” relationship where we actually care for each other and discuss any issues.
Load More Replies... Beak Hookage 5 months ago
Getting MAJOR "the straights are not okay" vibes off this one. I couldn't finish it.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 5 months ago
I know one straight who isn't okay (my ex, haha.) So many of these remind me of him and his borderline-abus!ve behaviors and attitudes. Sometimes I think back to how he used to demand ànal séx from me. That's all he wanted to have. He expected me to "practice" stretching myself so that I was "ready" for it and didn't give a sh!t that I did not want to have ànal, nor did I enjoy ànal, though I tried for years to endure it with no complaints because I knew HE wanted it. Yet if I wanted to do anything like touch his n!pples, his heiny (not insert anything into it, just TOUCH his patootie), or touch anything that wasn't his whing-dang-doodle, it was an instant NOPE with homophobic overtones. My dude, if your girlfriend touches your nips or your heineken, it won't make you gay XD
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Mel in Georgia 5 months ago
I had to stop reading these halfway through. I can't imagine dating in today's world. There are some messed up people with the weirdest, most destructive ideas out there ...
Boris Long-Johnson 5 months ago
I didn’t even make it that far but god I’m glad me and my partner have what I saw as a “normal” “boring” relationship where we actually care for each other and discuss any issues.
Load More Replies... Beak Hookage 5 months ago
Getting MAJOR "the straights are not okay" vibes off this one. I couldn't finish it.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 5 months ago
I know one straight who isn't okay (my ex, haha.) So many of these remind me of him and his borderline-abus!ve behaviors and attitudes. Sometimes I think back to how he used to demand ànal séx from me. That's all he wanted to have. He expected me to "practice" stretching myself so that I was "ready" for it and didn't give a sh!t that I did not want to have ànal, nor did I enjoy ànal, though I tried for years to endure it with no complaints because I knew HE wanted it. Yet if I wanted to do anything like touch his n!pples, his heiny (not insert anything into it, just TOUCH his patootie), or touch anything that wasn't his whing-dang-doodle, it was an instant NOPE with homophobic overtones. My dude, if your girlfriend touches your nips or your heineken, it won't make you gay XD
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