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English is the most spoken language in the world with a mind-bending total of 1.348 billion speakers. So no language like it has ever dominated the world. The influence of English can be easily traced in the way its vocabulary has infiltrated so many other languages.

Researchers at the IULM University in Milan have noticed that, in the past 50 years, Italian syntax has shifted towards patterns that mimic English models, and that’s just one example. And thanks to the global influence of social media, younger generations from around the world are all speaking fluent English, mimicking insta-famous natives from across the sea like it's no big deal.

So it’s only fair to expect something from this language, right? For example, that it makes sense, is user-friendly and somewhat intuitive. And it kinda is, or is it? Well, you gotta draw your own conclusions after scrolling through some of the weirdest, most frustrating and pretty incredible English language quirks we collected below. From the cursed English pronunciation to the sentences that have 7 or more different meanings depending on the stressed word, this is a crazy class you wouldn’t like to have an exam in.

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    Serial pacifist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the plural of goose is geese, should the plural of moose be meese?

    Monday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's start a petition. Meese sounds excellent.

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    Jyri Hakola
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can agree at least on that that the boom in the bomb is not silent.

    Wilf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. It shouldn't because 'womb' has origins in old English- hence the 'oo' sound, and 'tomb' comes from the Old French 'tumba'- hence the 'oo' pronunciation. Whereas bomb came from the Greek-Latin 'bombas/bomba'- hence the hard 'o' pronunciation.

    Potato
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just so much easier to learn a language that doesn't have arbitrary rules based on the historical origins of a word. But the history lesson is very interesting.

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    Cactuar Jon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And comb is pronounced like neither of these

    Meeple13
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One thing the English language stuffed up XD

    Laura Mende (Human)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wasn't aware of this. Only through this post i learned that the "b" in the end is silent. Thank you!!! 😁

    Shada
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes that is a pun. Congratulations, you one!

    Claire Armstrong
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only person who ever despairs of and questions the English language on occasion 🤔 for example like wondering why a window is called a window, who decided to call it that, stuff like that? Or am I just a little bit crazy 🤷🏻

    Eb
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some sounds change in use. For example, 'boom' when used to emphasise a point or punchline (a la Basil Brush) used to have a short 'oo', but when it was revived on social media younger people pronounced it with a long 'oo'.

    Spike Matthews
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the plural of house is houses, should the plural of mouse be meeses?

    Craig Reynolds
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, that is how the bomb announces itself.

    Lori
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only after it is detonated.

    Anne Spoonhour
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But then again, use "comb" as the pronunciation of choice. Worse yet, coxcomb, which does not pronounce "comb" the same way! Sometimes it's not worth the struggle!

    Susan Williams
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My British father was a stickler for correct pronunciation. He always pronounced Schedule as if there were no C between the S and the H. Being the smart kid that I was, I asked why he didn't pronounce school Shool instead of Skool. He had no answer. I was about 12 when I realized I had left my father lost for words.

    Loraine MacGinness
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lamb is lamb when ennunciated properly !!

    Linda HS
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How bout elk? If one elk is elk, plural should be elks…with “s”. Right?

    Alex Williams
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tomb is not pronounced as toom... same goes for womb lmfao

    Meif’wa Fan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Told my grandma, all she said was "get out"

    Noona Snest
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well i read it like boom 💥 in my head. Thanks for that btw... but yeah 👍 especially since bombs Go BOOM

    Potter Jackson fan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why isn't 11 called "onety one"? There's twenty two, thirty three, etc.

    Tina Harnish
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, having a womb can womb ( e.g. having endometriosis), death looms over the dead in their tombs if you know what I mean, and bombs do go boom. Makes weird sense.

    Lynn Maclean
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the plural of louse is lice, and the plural of mouse is mice, should the plural of spouse be spice?

    MTEfres
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A womb is a tomb until a baby bomb go boom!

    Jill Bussey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still want to make a single shoop into plural sheep.

    Hugh Walter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe in France it's pronounced Beomme, as is 'room' . . . .

    Amy Sadler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bomb becomes boom when it goes off

    Brian bell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually add the B sound at the end but still we get boomb.

    Mel in Real Life
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo" is a grammatically correct sentence in English. Surprised this info isn't included in this list! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo

    Sam Wallace
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a challenge: describe a simple rule for when the dipthong TH is pronounced with a hard sound, as in "the", and when it is pronounced with a soft sound, as in "thin".

    Eb
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a simple one, but the majority of words using soft TH (eg 'think') are Germanic in origin and the German equivalent starts with a D (sometimes in Latin with a T). The harder, voiced TH is traditionally used before or between vowels that might be lost otherwise, and over time some words that used to have a soft TH changed to voiced TH because of that.

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    Francine Govan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Words of Germanic origin (like goose) are often made plural by changing the vowel sound (goose -->geese). This is not the case in Native American languages, where the word "moose" originates.

    Andrei Marentette
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bomb shouldn't be pronounced boom, it makes boom

    Poultry Geist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who else is hating the Apple update today ?

    El muerto
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    onomatopoeic...it makes sense

    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look into Room for the Book of Zoom.

    Brian Bennett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That do what happens when a bomb go boom!

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    English, the universal language of this world, is somewhat of a tough nut to crack for anyone who just got on board. The reason for this is the fact that this language is full of unique quirks and incredible oddities that, although challenging at first, give it character. For example, think of the sentence “I haven’t slept for ten days, because that would be too long” by Mitch Hedberg, who created this paraprosdokian, a phrase that figuratively defeats your expectation. The listener or reader will have to reframe or reinterpret the earlier clause. Coming from the Greek ‘para’ meaning ‘against’ and ‘prosdokia’ meaning ‘expectation,’ a paraprosdokian leaves the reader somewhat baffled by the conclusion of the sentence.

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    Tails
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will one up you. Every E in Mercedes is pronounced differently.

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    XSpooky_Mint
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't kill your dog. I DIDN'T kill your dog. I didn't KILL your dog. I didn't kill YOUR dog. I didn't kill your DOG.

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    May
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English is considered one of the easier languages to learn - it gets much more complicated out there people

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    Another confusing thing in the English language may be syntactic ambiguity. Here is an example: “I’m happy I’m a tennis player, and so is Albert.” It can mean four things: “I am happy Albert and I are both tennis players,” “I’m glad I'm a tennis player, and Albert is also a tennis player,” “Albert and I are both glad I’m a tennis player,” or “I am glad I’m a tennis player and Albert is also glad to be a tennis player.”

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    May
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try reading this out quickly..

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    Rose the Cook
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both are rarely heard outside America except from people who think Americanisms are trendy.

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    Geronyms, brand names used to mean an everyday item, are also common in the English language. These terms have seeped into the general psyche and are used more often than their technical counterparts. We almost always ‘Google’ something instead of doing an ‘online search.’ In the US especially, for example, people often refer to cotton swabs as ‘Q-Tips’ after their brand name. Increasingly more popular nowadays is the process of ‘Photoshopping’ an image, after Adobe’s software of the same name.

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    Auto-antonyms are words with multiple meanings, two of which are antonyms of one another. Some are used in everyday language without our realizing it: the word ‘off’ is guilty of this. We can turn something off, meaning it will cease to be on. Conversely, the alarm can go off, meaning it has—rather bizarrely—just turned on. In more technical terms, a ‘strike’ can, in baseball terminology, mean a hit or a miss.

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    David
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I read it the other way around in the second comment.

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    El muerto
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to see a firefall and a waterfly

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    Kira Okah
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English has more than five vowels but only five letters to display them.

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    Gay_Forg
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO READ THIS CORRECTLY AND UNDERSTAND IT

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    Melinda Baldwin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pronunciation. I simply had to say it out loud.

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    El muerto
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when ask to use ones own words. I go; "emjuju wata wata majojo" because those are my own words.

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a moose loose aboot this hoose.

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    Cactus McCoy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy. As an English/American native speaker go for german words like "Streichholzschachtel".

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    Serial pacifist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, if a person from Poland is a Pole, then shouldn't a person from Holland be a Hole?

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    NsG
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "if" throws me. "You all would have" all contract in previously accepted ways. Same with "I would have". I have never seen "if" contracted into anything before. It would have been recognisable as Y'all'd've if I'd've. (Because I'd also like to point out that the apostrophe around I'd was in the wrong place)

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    A B C
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so glad "bae" hasn't stuck. Absolutely hated it.

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    Luther von Wolfen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sean" is Irish and the others are English versions.

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    Ian Milne
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pony Bologna only rhymes if you pronounce Bologna incorrectly

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    Kira Okah
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know about anyone else, bt seeing "nineth" makes me want to say it as nin-eth with two syllables. Maybe that is why ninth eventually beat nineth, for a time both versions were correct.

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    Monday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh...TIL that intimate was also a verb. Thank you random sentences.

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    Allan Breum
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kowtow is technically not an English word, its an anglicized version of a Chinese words.

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    Cactus McCoy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because a mussel basically is only muscle.

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    Summer Mason
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to teach my daughter to read and write is hard. She has to sound out her words when reading. But the sounds the words make are not the same as spelling them on paper. 🙃

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    Kira Okah
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Different words developing the same spelling over time. Bass (base) is from Mediaeval Latin, bass (fish) is from a Germanic root.

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    Devil's Advocate
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because Americans use Z for S, where the English use S for S

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    Rebecca Bailey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Arkansas and Kansas didnt come from English. Arkansas is a French corruption of the pronunciation of a Quapaw word meaning "The Down River People" Kansas is named after the Kansa people. Almost all of the states names came from native words, or French or Spanish corruptions of those native words.

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    NsG
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it relates to gratitude, not greatitude? (Very much a guess, I haven't had a brew yet)

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    A B C
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's to distinguish the bomb before from the boom afterwards.

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