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79 Wildly Stupid Things People Said Without Realizing Just How Ridiculous They Sounded
Sometimes people say things with such confidence that you almost start questioning your own understanding of the world. They could be wildly misguided observations, statements that sound like they were invented on the spot, to comments so baffling that the only possible response is to wonder how the person saying them could be completely serious.
That was the inspiration behind a recent discussion, where users were asked to share the dumbest thing they had ever heard someone say while being 100% serious about it. The answers ranged from confidently incorrect to downright absurd, proving that every now and then, people can say something so ridiculous that it becomes impossible to forget.
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#1
I knew someone who, amongst a group of science nerds, wondered aloud where the moon goes every month. He thought, honestly, that a "new moon" was literally a brand new moon forming every month, and the old one disintegrated or something.
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#2
My ex MIL once declared that she thought the Pope was Jewsish.
When I asked why, the answer was 'well, he wears one of those funny little hats'.
#3
You can’t get sunburned on a cruise ship as long as it’s moving.
Confidence can be a surprisingly poor indicator of whether someone actually knows what they are talking about. People may feel a certain way about an idea because it seems familiar, logical, or convincing, even when there is little evidence behind it.
Research by Phys explores this gap between confidence and accuracy, noting that people can struggle to recognize their own mistakes when they lack the knowledge needed to evaluate their performance properly. While the popular understanding of the Dunning-Kruger effect has been challenged, the broader point remains that people are not always good judges of how accurate their own knowledge is.
#4
"It's really nice we get to live next to the ocean."
"That's not the ocean. We live in Chicago."
"But it has a beach. What else could it be?".
#5
"i told them to not give me a raise, I'd be making less money because of taxes" .
#6
One of my coworkers “Bob” had to travel from the USA to China for two weeks on a business trip, and Super Bowl Sunday was right in the middle of that trip.
Meanwhile in the United States, another coworker “Jill” had people from work over her house to watch the game. Before the game started she said: Maybe I should call Bob in China and he can let us know the score of the game since the time in China is ahead of us!
We all looked at her like 🤨.
That becomes especially relevant when someone has only a partial understanding of a subject. A person may know a few facts, recognize some terminology, or have heard a particular explanation several times and mistake that familiarity for expertise. Limited knowledge can make it harder to spot what is missing from an explanation, while confidence can grow simply because the idea feels easy to understand.
Repetition can strengthen that feeling too, meaning something heard often enough may eventually seem like common knowledge. The result is a peculiar kind of certainty where someone isn't necessarily trying to fool anybody, they may genuinely have no idea that their conclusion is shaky.
#7
That when you're born the government opens a secret bank account with your name on it with 10 million dollars that you aren't allowed to access. Also you don't own your car because the title has the name of the state on it so on reality the state owns your car, not you.
#8
When my 16 y.o. son got his first part time job and was saving to buy a car, his friend told him to call the cops. It's the law, he said. Parents have to buy you a car when you get your driver license.
#9
That if we deployed more troops to guam it would tip the island into the ocean.
It was a politician from Georgia.
Last I saw they were still in office.
ॐBoyGanesh 32 minutes ago (edited)
Yup! Hank Johnson is a US Rep from Georgia. He doesn’t understand the basic principles of geology. The same most of us were taught at 11 years old. He thinks islands float. I’d love to hear his thoughts on plate tectonics & volcanology, but I doubt he could pronounce, much less spell, either. So, he’s a moron. Literally. Yet, the voters in Georgia’s 4th congressional district seem to be ok with him representing them in congress. Just don’t go looking at the demographics of his supporters. Because him holding office has zero to do with voter suppression.
Another reason people can arrive at spectacularly wrong conclusions is that the brain is constantly filling in gaps. Research into source monitoring and memory shows that people do not always preserve a perfect distinction between what they directly observed and what they inferred, imagined, heard from somebody else, or concluded later.
When information is incomplete, the mind naturally tries to construct a coherent explanation. That is generally useful for navigating everyday life, but it also means an assumption can gradually become difficult to distinguish from something that was actually witnessed or established.
#10
A guy where I worked insisted that no one ever needs to change the oil in their car.
He was a real jerk so no one corrected him. Everyone quietly hoped he would just continue misusing his own car like that.
#11
In a discussion about whether English should be the national language for the US: "If English was good enough for Jesus, then that's good enough for me.".
ॐBoyGanesh 27 minutes ago (edited)
It’s fair to say way too many American (pseudo)Christians believe that Jesus is an American or, at least, he favors America. This is the company and brethren the “but I’m not like them” magic sky man worshippers keep.
#12
I live in the U.S. I asked my mom why she hated gay folks so much. Her response was, “Because they want the same rights as us.” I also have a brother who didn’t agree with me about what direction north was. I pulled out 3 compasses. They all pointed in the same direction. He and his girlfriend agreed that I must be playing some sort of trick.
ॐBoyGanesh 21 minutes ago (edited)
Ya. Bigotry, regardless of the flavor, is never about people getting special rights. It’s always about people achieving equality and one not having superior access and privilege. “Because they want the same rights as us” says it all. Basic human and civil rights. It’s the most ungodly, evil perspective a human could take and the really crazy part is they take it from the pulpits of their churches. Then you have the ones who say, “but not my church,” which is the equivalent of saying, “but I’m a good Nāzi.”
This can turn an innocent guess into something that feels remarkably similar to a fact. If an explanation fits what someone already expects, it can become particularly convincing, even when other possibilities make just as much sense.
Memory itself is also less like a video recording than people tend to imagine. Psychology Today notes that memory errors are a normal part of how memory works rather than rare glitches in an otherwise perfect system. That helps explain why someone can confidently repeat an incorrect interpretation years later and genuinely believe they remember it correctly.
#13
I had a girl tell me once that I had to get a credit card because you could buy whatever you want and just pay $25 a month.
ॐBoyGanesh 13 minutes ago
If the monthly payments are $25, what’s the spending limit? $100??? I was taught to pay with an Amex or Visa in order to accrue points or miles, but pay it off completely each month. Is that not the current way to do it???
#14
Chemtrail conspiracy theory, she started in on it, telling me to look at the sky. She was completely serious and it was awkward af because that’s a level of stupid that makes me uncomfortable.
#15
Not serious about actually doing it but seriously believing in the BS he was spouting.
This guy talking about leaving the US and coming back in illegally because of how great it is to be an illegal. The free apartment, food, money, and healthcare. Yeah man, being an illegal immigrant super duper easy. They live like kings! Kings!
ॐBoyGanesh 43 minutes ago (edited)
Do people really believe undocumented people get all of this stuff for free? They’re actually the least likely to use social services like subsidized, housing, food stamps & general assistance. In the United States, there is actually a health crisis because of their unwillingness to use free clinics or other sliding scale health services. It doesn’t take a fricking genius to find the actual, real life statistics about this info.
Once people have committed themselves to an idea, correcting it can become even harder. A mistake is not always experienced as a simple piece of information that needs updating. It can become tied to someone's sense of competence, intelligence, reputation, or even their relationships with other people.
If they have already argued their point forcefully, being proven wrong can also mean confronting the fact that they were previously very confident about something they misunderstood. Psychology Today also highlights how people can become attached to their recollections and interpretations, and people are often reluctant to openly acknowledge mistakes because failure can feel personally uncomfortable.
#16
“I can fight a chimpanzee and win”
There is that gym bro guy on TikTok that is convinced that because he works out he can win against a fight with a chimp.
No you cannot. Even if you do win, you’ll walk away without a face, finger, or private parts.
#17
My brothers girlfriend in Portugal, "Is that the same moon we see in England" me and my Father just shared a look at each other like did we just hear that right??? Then absolutely lost it, I couldn't have not laughed if there was weapon to my head, I felt so bad, she was a lovely girl just not the sharpest spoon in the drawer.
That discomfort can lead to some impressive mental gymnastics. Instead of simply saying "I got that wrong", someone may reinterpret what happened, find a new explanation, focus on an exception, or become defensive about the person challenging them.
The goal can quietly shift from figuring out what is actually true to protecting the version of events they already accepted. One reason an obviously questionable statement can become even more elaborate when the speaker is challenged is that backing down is no longer just about correcting information, but about admitting their original confidence was misplaced.
#19
Girl I was on a date with. "Owning a horse is cheaper than owning a dog.".
ॐBoyGanesh 31 minutes ago (edited)
Well, when daddy pays for everything & you never see the expenses and all you have to do is buy basic riding gear and cute dog outfits, it may be true.
#20
A girl was ranting about how the moon landing was fake. I asked her why she thought that. She got all condescending and yelled “Just look at it up in the sky! It’s so small! I could crush it between my fingers! How could a person possibly walk on it?!??”. She was d**d serious, too.
#21
“It’s probably just stress”
It was stage 4 endometriosis.
Multiple doctors including gynecologists said this. And a psychiatrist diagnosed it as “pain disorder,” basically hypochondria.
ॐBoyGanesh 18 minutes ago
I don’t know why more women don’t have medical trauma. It’s an entire field built around maleness.
And then there is the reason these moments can be so entertaining to everyone else: the seriousness itself becomes part of the joke. Psychotricks' discussion of incongruity theory explains that humor often comes from something that clashes with what people expect.
A completely absurd statement becomes even more amusing when it is delivered in an ordinary, matter-of-fact way, because the content says one thing while the speaker's tone insists that nothing unusual is happening. The listener is left processing two conflicting signals at once: “This makes no sense” and “They clearly think this makes perfect sense.”
#22
"Global warming isn't real" while complaining that it's hotter than last year.
ॐBoyGanesh 39 minutes ago (edited)
Regurgitating nonsense to which they’ve been repeatedly exposed. Same reason bigotry & pseudo-Christian supremacy is rampant. Not an ounce of critical thinking ability & instead spouting off utter bullshìt .
#23
I was standing on a street corner one day and two young girls were standing there too. One girl began pushing the walk button over and over. The other girl said “Don't do that! I've heard the voltage can build up until it explodes.” She was completely serious.
ॐBoyGanesh 54 minutes ago (edited)
Don’t you pay attention to the news? Every single day there are reports of people being electrocuted by a build-up of voltage in street crossing walk buttons. It’s their own fault which is why their loved ones never file lawsuits.
#24
I’ve heard the following question at a restaurant that serves buffalo wings exclusively: “wait, so it’s chicken?”
I’ve also a very frustrated guy come up to me randomly, with his girl in tow and say: “dude! Which way is Florida from here; east or west?” When I said east he slapped his hand in the table and said “see! I told you.” She just said “wait, then what’s west of here (in California?).”.
That contrast is particularly powerful when the speaker keeps going. A ridiculous claim might initially sound like a misunderstanding, but adding more confident details can make the whole thing increasingly difficult to ignore. Unexpected or impossible combinations can create the mental clash that produces amusement, particularly when the situation remains harmless rather than threatening.
And that is perhaps why a completely serious piece of nonsense can become so memorable. The person saying it may believe they are delivering perfectly sensible information, while everyone listening is quietly watching an ordinary conversation turn into an accidental comedy routine.
#26
“Do buffalo really have wings this small?”
My aunt said this while we were eating buffalo wings 🤦🏻♂️.
Doug Moyer 37 minutes ago
Good for you, BP! Using a real buffalo versus what us Americans call buffalo (bison).
#27
I was getting my hair done at a salon. My stylist, the lady next to her, her client, and I were all talking about current movies. I said we had seen The Martian and it was really good. The client next to me with a straight face said, "ohhh, isn't that based on a true story?" The stylist stopped cutting, looked at her and said "I don't think so, we haven't sent people to mars." Without missing a beat the lady said "that's right, I must have been confused about the astronaut they left on the moon.".
Ultimately, the funniest part of a truly ridiculous statement may be how sincerely it is delivered. There is something uniquely memorable about watching someone explain an obviously questionable idea with the confidence of a person presenting a Nobel Prize-winning discovery. And judging by the responses to this Reddit prompt, there is certainly no shortage of them.
In fact, some statements are so confidently incorrect that correcting them almost feels unnecessary. Have you ever heard someone say something so ridiculous that you weren't sure whether they were joking? We would love to hear from you!
#28
This guy at work was complaining about being short. He said it was making dating difficult. This other guy, who was rather tall, said it was his fault for not eating better when he was a kid. We all stopped and turned to this guy, "Uh, what?" He insisted it was the short guy's fault for not eating enough vegetables when he was a kid. His height was a direct result of bad nutrition. The short guy was like, "You're joking, right?" Tall guy was like, "My parents forced my brother and I to eat vegetables all the d**n time. We hated it. But it made us tall. So im grateful to my parents for making us eat like that." Short guy says, "Dude. That's not how that works." Tall guy insisted that it was. Idiot genuinely believes anyone who is short did it to themselves due to their lifestyle and diet. Never once mentioned genetics. This was a grown a*s man by the way. Like 29 years old.
Bored Retsuko 54 minutes ago
Hopefully the shorter guy realized that being smarter made him much more eligible for potential dating partners than being tall and dumb.
#29
Had a conversation about salt not being able to evaporate with the water the other day. He then said yeah it does and that sometimes it will rain fish because the fish go up with the evaporated water vapour.
(I know there are instances of it raining fish/frogs due to tornados and other wind based extreme weather).
#30
You got cancer because you’re angry.
You got cancer because you’ve not a vegetarian.
You got cancer because you’re not honoring your creativity.
#31
“Second hand smoke is worse for you so you might as well smoke.”
This remains the dumbest sentence I’ve heard in my life.
#32
I once had a cop tell me he didn't believe people lied. A cop.
#33
You tend to get more sunburned on your ears and shoulders because they are closer to the sun.
Daisydaisy 48 minutes ago
... and tall people need more sunscreen than short people, for the same reason
#36
“Not all of ‘em…but some of THOSE Haitians really were eating cats and dogs…”
My immediate response:
“You need to carry a plant around everywhere you go so that you can make up for the oxygen that you’re stealing from the rest of us”.
#38
My 15 month old daughter had a febrile seizure and while they were trying to get her carseat into the ambulance one of the paramedics pulled me to the side and said “next time she gets a fever, mix kiwi with a little lemon juice and let her taste it. The sweet and sour will confuse her into not seizing.”
He was completely serious. I was momentarily speechless. All I could say was “okay, good to know.” I don’t know how that man has the job he does.
ॐBoyGanesh 54 minutes ago (edited)
Maybe not a good idea to be an EMT whilst also practicing voodoo or hoodoo.
#39
I was buying shoes and the assistant stated “Everybody has one foot bigger than the other” Slight pause, then “Or is it one foot smaller than the other?”.
#40
Butter is natural, so it can’t be bad for you. So they’d fry their steaks in butter, put them on their plates, and heavily butter both sides.
#42
"I'll never vaccinate my kids because you just don't know what those chemicals are doing.".
#43
When I was in the military, I got into an argument with another serviceman who was trying to convince me that limes were unripe lemons (We had a lot of downtime and boredom). He had so much conviction that he almost had me convinced.
It’s funny, because **now** I have all kinds of fruit trees in my back yard: oranges, avocados, figs, bananas…limes and lemons!
#44
Tie between, from the same person, "I had to cut out noodles, but it's ok, rice isn't a carb" and "too bad you're not asian, your parents would have just bought you a house by now," both d**d serious.
#45
That the character of James Bond was based on a suave guy from the Dominican Republic and the author never gave him credit. A Dominican guy said this.
#46
"Humans cannot cause global warming because that would mean capitalism is flawed.".
ॐBoyGanesh 1 minute ago
Wait, an unfettered free market economy ISN’T flawed? Oh wait, that’s the basis of American patriotism. That and, “we’re number one” of absolutely nothing. After all, any argument for social services or any question of America being the best is met with “commie!” or “pinko” which really does illustrate the absolute blind faith in and importance of capitalism.
#47
“they don’t teach kids in germany about the h*******t’s or n**i germany. seriously, open any european text book, they’ve erased it from history.” bold words coming from an american southern i tell you what.
#48
"You can't get pregnant if you're on top because you know *gestures* gravity".
ॐBoyGanesh 1 minute ago
Is their blood pooling at their ankles when they stand? It would explain a lot.
#49
“It’s your fault if AI disincentivizes you from being creative. The problem is your incentive, not the technology.”.
#50
My brother-in-law, who is the stereotypical embodiment of the guy who will never move out of his mother’s basement (never worked a day in his life, lives off fast food he buys on his parent’s dime, etc) looked me straight in the face a year ago and said he carries a Swiss army knife on him at all times because someday he’s going to get in a knife fight and “show everyone how it’s done”…
Idk what “it” is but buddy I doubt it.
UnclePanda 31 minutes ago
They'll get bored laughing at you and wander off while you're still trying to find the sharp blade.
#51
"Have you tried crystals?" I was severely depressed over some issues and they thought it would help.
#52
“If everyone were vegan the cows would take over!”
We would stop breeding cows. They’d be gone shortly.
This was a manager at a bookstore I worked at.
A different manager at the same company said that hair does grow more when you shave… which is just wrong.
#55
My sister asked where flavoured milk comes from. She wanted to know if there were flavoured cows that produced the flavoured milk.
#56
"I don't believe in climate change because God already destroyed the Earth once with the flood, and he promised to not do it again.".
Devin Schmitt 49 minutes ago
God promised not to destroy the world by flood, there's plenty of other ways to do it.
#58
Why aren’t there any lunar eclipses? (The Sun in front of the Moon). My best friend, July 2026.
#59
"So they inject the vaccine into your arm, or wherever they stick you. Then the vaccine is in your body, then it gets into your brain... then it gives you autism"
I threw in a few "uh huhs" and "yeahs" as he was talking just to keep his explanation moving forward, and that's apparently how the science works. Once the vaccine gets into your brain, it simply "gives you autism" just by doing it, I guess. Sounds like science to me; I'm sold if you are.
#61
That you had to be careful around a horse’s ears because anything that got in there would “fall onto their brain”.
She was an adult. No, she did not graduate high school.
#62
Dating this got many many years ago. We're talking about people we admire. His was Alex Tribec. Why?
"Because he knows all the answers to the jeopardy questions".
#64
"God created the earth 6 thousand years ago. Evolution is a lie and all those archaeological findings are conspiracies.".
#65
I am a wildlife rehabber, so I have stories for dayyss.
I identified a ratsnake for someone once and this guy came in mad as hell at me because he thinks you can't tell a ratsnake from a rattlesnake unless you can see the head or tail. He knows this because he "has all the field guides." Yelled at me for being irresponsible and I was gonna get someone hurt.
I tried in vain to explain to him that HIS inability to tell the difference has nothing to do with me, and that my decade and a half of experience definitely helped me be able to identify the most common snake in Southeast Texas.
It wasnt even an aberrant pattern, or just the the belly, or anything else that would make it difficult to ID. It was the *ratsnakiest* of ratsnakes.
My friends and I still make "Its true, I checked the field guide" jokes and it's been like two years.
#66
Someone once said they were too skinny to trigger the automatic flushing on the toilets. .
UnclePanda 35 minutes ago (edited)
It does take a certain critical (m)aśś to activate the sensor.
#67
The warming climate is just a natural cycle. Industrial activity and burning fossil fuels has nothing to do with it. Very effective brainwashing.
#68
I had a really frustrating conversation with someone who couldn't grasp that unlike north and south, you can travel east or west indefinitely without ever changing that direction. They couldn't say what or where the "east pole" and "west pole" are but they were convinced they exist
Their refrain was "its a sphere so all directions are equal".
#69
That the moon and the sun are the same thing just turned on at different times.
#70
"I don't believe in dinosaurs, because they're not mentioned in the Bible.".
Doug Moyer 24 minutes ago
There's no mention of New Zealand in the bible, which is why it is omitted from the maps...
#71
This lady I knew said her neighbors were keeping a cat and a rabbit in a cage together so they could mate and make cabbits. I thought she was joking. She was not.
#72
A coworker said, with confidence, that the large hadron collider makes particles go *faster* than the speed of light. Excusable in a lot of cases but we work in STEM.
#74
I had a co worker at Target when I was in college (he was probably in his 30’s) that spouted all kinds of crazy stuff but the thing that stands out to me was that he only wore black shoes because they repelled gravity so he was lighter on his feet and could walk and work longer as a result. He had a ton a wild ideas and had that been a thing back then I’m sure he would have been a flat earther as well.
#75
Returning on a bus full of senior citizens after seeing Hamilton. "I didn't know he was black".
#76
My boss asking me the difference between male and female computer parts.
#77
Magnets don’t work if they get wet.
#78
I had a friend whose girlfriend broke up with him after she made him take a Myers-Briggs test, and said "Oh, I could NEVER date a QWAJ", or whatever the f**k tripe they push. They'd been together about a year and a half at that point, and he said everything seemed fine and happy to him. But out of nowhere she dumped him because she didn't like how he came out on the b******t Corporate Zodiac.
#79
Someone on here yesterday told me that too much salt is NOT and could not be bad for you.
It's not the dumbest, but the most recent example.
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UnclePanda 29 minutes ago
"If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college." ~ Lewis Black
UnclePanda 29 minutes ago
"If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college." ~ Lewis Black
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