Look, we’ve all made our fair share of whoopsies along the way. Sometimes it’s simple absentmindedness, a brain fart, or one of those moments when your brain just seems to clock out entirely. Other times, though, a mistake is so spectacularly dumb that even you can’t quite fathom how you got there.
Luckily, they say we learn from our mistakes—though we can’t promise you’ll learn anything from this list except a newfound appreciation for your own common sense. That’s because we’ve rounded up some of the most hilariously cringeworthy examples of people saying or doing things so impossibly dumb that you have to wonder if even a single brain cell was involved. Some showed a flicker of self-awareness after the fact; others were already in way over their heads, and a few somehow doubled down with complete confidence. Whatever the case, the results are equal parts cringe and comedy gold.
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Entitled Parents
I've never spawned, but even I'm pretty sure infants shouldn't even be introduced to solid food until about 6 months old!
Some People Aren't That Bright
No Looks Can Justify That Dumb Response
These days, we seem to give things that appear entirely opposite to stupidity a whole lot of thought—we talk about think tanks, thought leaders, smart homes, and artificial intelligence. But we surely don’t need lists like this to remind us that there’s still plenty of stupidity around us, too. Humans have achieved some remarkable things, but that does not make us immune to doing dumb things.
In fact, as complexity researcher David C. Krakauer explains, “the degree of stupidity available to any system scales directly with the intelligence that system possesses—more intelligence begets greater feats of stupidity.” In other words, being as equipped as we are—with language, abstraction, technology, institutions, and ideology—only makes us capable of making even bigger blunders.
Too Many People Don’t Know That South Asia Is, In Fact, A Part Of Asia
This Sign
They only added one word too many 🤷♂️ FROM! Take it away and everything else is correct! 🤣
Patience
That’s because, as Krakauer points out, stupidity actually requires a surprising amount of intelligence. Someone who simply doesn’t know the answer to something is ignorant, not stupid. And there are now seemingly infinite ways to remedy that almost instantaneously (hello, Google). What is truly (and perhaps impressively) stupid, he explains, is taking an easy problem and, through complicated theories, elaborate beliefs, or sheer misdirected ingenuity, making it much harder than it needed to be.
As he puts it, “stupidity takes an easy problem and, with great effort and misdirected ingenuity, makes it hard.” In other words, there’s a difference between not knowing better and putting considerable effort or brainpower into making the wrong answer seem right.
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Smart People
But Krakauer is also careful to point out that not every mistake is a sign of sheer stupidity. We get things wrong for all kinds of reasons. Sometimes we just don’t have enough information. Sometimes our wires get crossed and we’ve simply misunderstood. Or sometimes it’s an “honest misapplication” of something that worked in a different situation but no longer applies. All of these are just ordinary human errors, and probably nothing to be too hard on ourselves about.
Ahh Yes...the Universally Standard Unit Of Door-To-Wall
Millipedes Are Not Insects, Frogs Are Not Reptiles, Arthropods, Reptiles, Amphibians Are All Animals
The Employees Kept Wondering Why My Wife And I Were Laughing Throughout The Store Like Idiots. About 25 Of These “Alternative Math” Signs
But if these are “the misfortunes of our lives about which we should be forgiving,” Krakauer sees stupidity as something more specific. He says: “Stupidity begins where error is elaborated, defended, refined, institutionalized, and made the foundation for further action.”
In other words, the problem isn’t necessarily getting something wrong in the first place; it’s what happens when we take that mistake and choose to build on it—doubling down or finding ways to justify it—instead of correcting course. In the process, we just make things even worse.
Guy Riding Down The Road Holding A Dresser On Top Of A Car On A 50 Mph Road
Seriously? If You're Going To Roast Our System, At Least Understand Your Own
I Don't Know Dude, Where Could It Have Possibly Gone? I Think Something's A Little Shady Here
So perhaps one thing that separates a recoverable mistake from monumental stupidity is as simple as a serving of humble pie. In fact, David Robson suggests as much in his “guide to not being stupid,” written for the BBC. He, too, explains that “Even the smartest people can be fools.” One way to become “a little less stupid,” he suggests, is to practice intellectual humility: questioning the limits of what we know, examining the assumptions behind our decisions, seeking out information that might challenge our thinking, and considering whether there are other ways of looking at the situation.
Flawless Logic Right Here
Yes.. Very Smart Indeed, Definetly
Still smarter than a certain president and his cabinet I know of
Thanks god he didn't get 120, he would be more intelligent that 120% of people.
I hope no-one told him. IQ tests are c**p anyway, and confidence that you're smart helps people be smart.
They aren't 'c**p', but they don't measure 'intelligence' as a whole. They measure aptitudes for certain types of thought. Spatial and mathematical reasoning, for example.
Load More Replies...Yes, but you need to make allowances when dealing with people whose IQ is only 95.
Load More Replies...It's currently 5 degrees hotter outside than this person's IQ. Just sayin'.
“Spanish Is A Language - People Aren’t Spanish”
And perhaps part of that humility is also being able to laugh at our mistakes. As Cezary Pietrasik, author of Homo Idioticus: Why We Are Stupid and What to Do About It, shared with Jennifer Gerlach, LCSW, “Humor is a great tool in unearthing stupidity and showing the ridiculousness of our positions.”
And really, nowhere is that ridiculousness clearer than in this list.
We Don't Know How Puzzles Work In Texas
Keeping Everything In Place
Hmmm
Be Smart For Once
I Think This Person Forgot How Downloads Work
Does anyone know how to download songs on my phone without me having a phone?! 😳🤷♂️
Idiots At My School
If Ever You Think You're An Idiot, Think To This Guy
This 200 Us Dollar Textbook Is Just A Printout Of The Online Version Complete With Useless Hyperlinks And Video Thumbnails
I will never comprehend the weird thing with textbooks in the USA anyway
Here Is Something That's Not Political For A Change. I Took This Screenshot A Few Weeks Ago With The Intention Of Posting It Here But I Forgot About It
They turn 360 degrees and trip right over the thing they're trying to walk away from.
A Diamond Dozen
Great Question
"Goodbye Italy, Hello Rome"
I Don't Know If This Is A Misunderstanding Of Math, The Calendar, Or English
Two Livers!
I Don't Think This Person Understands What A National Park Is
We welcome your absence, although I’m not sure how your belt size comes into play.
I Don’t Even Understand How People With This Logic Get Through Their Day
I had a wrong number once, someone asked for a name I didn't recognise. When I said I wasn't them, they said "Well this is the number I was given!". I said "Nevertheless, I'm not that person!".
Friend On Fb Posted This Announcing Her Upcoming Gender Reveal Party
Matthew can be a surname. If this person is a "friend" on FB only, they may not know the mother-to-be's (official) surname, or her partner's surname, which may be the one being given to the baby.
He Listens To His Car Stereo Way Too Loud
I Cannot For The Life Of Me Understand Why The Cans Are Sparking
"Do Europeans Have Access To Internet?"
I Don't Know About You, But Eating Medium Rare Chicken Is Great
I Can’t Imagine Being This Stupid
Really Digging In Her Heels On This One
The effect of this person's incorrect grammar is beginning to affect me.
Human Breast Milk Is 100% Vegan
You Had One Job
With the Gulf of America to the south and Lake America on the north, of course greatness is its destiny.
Apparently Some Americans Don't Know That The Northern And Southern Hemispheres Have Opposite Seasons
Was It That Hard To Understand?
After Telling My Wife About The Penny Trick To Tell How Much Tread Is Left, I Asked Her To Send Me A Picture Of It, And She Sent Me This…
When You Don't Know How To Cook And Are To Embarrassed To Admit It
High
I flew on my broomstick 🧹 It’s the only way to get that high in the air!
I Love It When Stupid People Convince Themselves That They're Smart. Even Better, When They're Jerks About It
Who's An Idiot?
Women Are Such Prunes
Today I learned that a prune is to a plum as a raisin is to a grape and a cucumber is to pickle
That's Not How Acronyms Work
Some Dumb Questions Found On Yahoo
Accidentally 🏳️🌈 (It's Absolutely Not Intentional As It's A Faith Based Café)
It's A Ferret, If You're Confused
So They Actually Do Their Research On Facebook
Well, since the CDC is removing or not updating its web sites, FB is as good as any. 😔
I Was Confused Until I Realized It Was For Aroma And Not Wiping
When You Make The Reference, Yet Don't Understand The Reference
Holy jigglesnaps. That spelling of "macaroni" really gets me right in the gizzard.
*you're
New Guy At Work
Very Confused On How People Still Don't Know How To Use A USB
People Don't Understand Constants
Apparently, Indiana tried to pass legislation in the 1800s to change the value of pi.
Tupac
Fiancé Wanted An Iced Latte…
My Brother's An Idiot
Sometimes, Stupidity Is An Art Form
Otum
I'm An Idiot
Facebook Friends 'Homemade, Carnival Style, Deep Fried Oreos'
Bus Driver Found A Lost Debit Card And Put It Where People Can See It
well thats a nice chap! someone will appreciate what they did there! 🤣
Impeccable Logic
To Understand What Bar Graphs Are For
"Show Me A Game With Bigger Global Ratings Than The Superbowl"
Fixing A Toilet Leak. I Took 2 Trips To Home Depot, Worked With A Hernia, Had A Pain In The Neck Time Putting The Wax Ring And Screws On...only To Install The Toilet And Forgetting About The Door. I'm An Idiot
Well, seeing as the hinges are exposed, just pull the pins out..?? Honest mistake, but fixable. Honestly ripping that whole flimsy door off the jamb and getting another would be cheaper/way less of a pain in the a$$ than the whole toilet ordeal 😂💀 partner and I had to replace a toilet a couple years ago...it is not for the faint of heart
I'm An Idiot
*sigh* Just someone not paying attention. Five minutes with a screwdriver, and they're good.
"If It's Stupid And It Works, It's Not Stupid"
What An Idiot
I Told A Customer It Wouldn't Work, But She Insisted. When She Saw It, She Said Nothing And Left
Yup. Had to explain this concept to a very embarrassed gentleman. He was trying to "do it himself" so he wouldn't "bother the librarians." Bless him.
Going For The Full London Experience
Tried Everything, Even An Ax
jezus fvck I hope this is a joke. I'm not even that savvy with cars and i know about/how to use a tire iron 😭
Asked My Dad To Print A Form For Me
At least he didn't just put his phone face-down on the copier. I have someone try to do that about once a month at the library.
Thats Not How File Sharing Works Hun
Math Is Hard
Calculators are free if you own a smartphone. No reason for this statement.
Saw This Van With Upside Down Vinyl
Not deserved, OP researched and learned and was willing to admit to their silliness
Safety Is Overrated, All You Need Is Sheer Will And Absolute Belief In Your Plan
I don't think this one is a joke. With the blood on his hands, I fear, this might have been an actual episode of severe distress in their life.
10% of the population has an IQ too low to be allowed in the Armed Forces. It is a problem we won't acknowledge and, therefore, can't address. Something could be done to give these people a better life but we deny their existence.
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Silly rage bait. It's easy enough to see how most of these minor misunderstandings could happen. Think "I'm Spanish but I don't speak Spanish" for example.
10% of the population has an IQ too low to be allowed in the Armed Forces. It is a problem we won't acknowledge and, therefore, can't address. Something could be done to give these people a better life but we deny their existence.
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Silly rage bait. It's easy enough to see how most of these minor misunderstandings could happen. Think "I'm Spanish but I don't speak Spanish" for example.
