‘Are you by chance an American?’ is a phrase often used online to refer to someone who lacks awareness or is oblivious to the obvious. It stems from the stereotype that people from the US aren’t as knowledgeable as those in other parts of the world. It’s hard to say how this generalization came to be, but it sure can sometimes make even Americans themselves chuckle.
The truth is that we all do silly things, so why not just laugh about them together? That’s exactly why our Bored Panda team put together a list of instances when common sense just slipped Americans' minds. Scroll down to find them below, and don’t forget that it's all in good fun!
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It’s clear from this list that the lack of awareness among Americans is hard to miss online. But where they really shine is when they travel, and even Kim Davis, TV presenter and journalist at CNN, can’t deny it.
“It’s a hard pill to swallow, but sadly, we’ve gained a reputation around the world for being, well, ‘stupid Americans.’ Is it offensive? Yes. Could we get upset about it? Sure. But with tens of millions of Americans traveling abroad every year, the likelihood is that you’ll encounter us wherever you are in the world. Therefore, our reputation is completely understandable,” she admitted in one of her travel articles.
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“The reality is, we ALL do ‘stupid’ things, especially when we are in foreign places and we don’t know the local customs, cultures or surroundings. No one is immune from this humiliation, not even genius scholars,’ she continued.
“However, smart travelers know that doing “stupid” things abroad can not only be disrespectful and embarrassing, but it can put you at risk of being arrested, hurt or the victim of crime,” Davis warned.
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That’s why, instead of finding the labels offensive or upsetting, she chooses to focus on how she can become a smart traveler. And after more than 20 years of exploring, she believes she has cracked it and decided to share her best tips on how to become a ‘smart American abroad.’ Her first recommendation is to read social cues.
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According to her, people in most countries are polite and won’t ever say to others what they’re doing is offensive or socially unacceptable, which makes it hard for tell-me-like-it-is Americans to catch on to social cues.
So she recommends trying to notice if people they come into contact with are genuinely interested, like asking a lot of follow-up questions, making eye contact, building on their stories, asking to join in, etc., or are they just being polite? “If your Spidey sense starts to tingle, it’s probably time to change the subject or move on to a new activity,” Davis advised.
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Her next tip is to keep the volume down. “It is very true that most Americans have a wonderful zest for life. We don’t think twice about gabbing away with friends (or strangers) on public transportation or laughing whole-heartedly at the dinner table. That’s just our way of being friendly. However, in many places around the world, speaking loudly is considered extremely rude and highly uncommon. [...] When I’m traveling abroad, I’m always careful to keep it to, what feels like, a quiet whisper.”
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Another recommendation she has is trying to blend in— but not for the reasons you might think of! “Normally, I’m all for originality and standing out in a crowd. However, when you’re traveling abroad, even to a place you know well, standing out is like wearing a flashing sign that says, ‘I’m a tourist, come take advantage of me!’”
Pickpockets or someone else with malicious intent can spot someone who isn’t a local from a mile away, that’s why it’s better to blend in with the locals. “Not only will it make you a smart American, it’ll also make you a safer American,” she said.
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When abroad, she additionally advises being curious and asking questions instead of telling how things are done back home. Davis also suggests doing homework beforehand to avoid getting ripped off or taken advantage of. “Know the local scams and know how to reject people who approach you with their games. Stranger danger is real.” For this, reading the local news can be very helpful.
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Lastly, she recommends learning the basics of the language, which includes words like ‘Hello,’ ‘Goodbye,’ ‘Thank you,’ ‘Please,’ ‘I don’t speak …,’ and ‘Where is…?’
“Even if you butcher the words, most people deeply appreciate it when you at least try to speak the local language. It shows respect that you made the effort, and you’ll be surprised at how many doors it can unlock for you.”
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For context this was on a post about Yuri Gagarin and why he isn’t as well known as the Kardashians.
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You know, all the "not all Americans" aside, I'm really tired of the mismatch between what I hear here - and want to believe ("We're really not like that, we're okay"), and the people from US I work with every day. They treat us exactly like this - with contempt and a feeling of superiority so strong you could think they are literally hovering above us. So I have a huge problem that I don't know what to do with because my colleagues from the States are really insufferable. It's tiring to be treated like shît just because you're from a different country. ETA: yep, let the downvoting begin just because I have a problem with being treated like shît by US citizens at work. Yeah, I definitely deserve that 🤦♀️
I understand you, most Americans don't understand that they have become that weird and awkward kid in class that eats sand and worms to get acceptance and a laugh from the rest of the class. The Swedish part of me feels sorry for them but the Chilean part of me feels joy and satisfaction that they are finally getting struck by karma for all the shıt they caused in Chile and other South American countries. Downvote all you want, alot of people around the world feel like this about the USA.
Load More Replies...You know, all the "not all Americans" aside, I'm really tired of the mismatch between what I hear here - and want to believe ("We're really not like that, we're okay"), and the people from US I work with every day. They treat us exactly like this - with contempt and a feeling of superiority so strong you could think they are literally hovering above us. So I have a huge problem that I don't know what to do with because my colleagues from the States are really insufferable. It's tiring to be treated like shît just because you're from a different country. ETA: yep, let the downvoting begin just because I have a problem with being treated like shît by US citizens at work. Yeah, I definitely deserve that 🤦♀️
I understand you, most Americans don't understand that they have become that weird and awkward kid in class that eats sand and worms to get acceptance and a laugh from the rest of the class. The Swedish part of me feels sorry for them but the Chilean part of me feels joy and satisfaction that they are finally getting struck by karma for all the shıt they caused in Chile and other South American countries. Downvote all you want, alot of people around the world feel like this about the USA.
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