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It’s said that everyone needs to work a retail job at least once in their lives. If not for character building, then to learn what never to do as a customer. Retail is the best place to apply the golden rule: treat others the way you would want to be treated.

However, it’s also true that not all customers are the sharpest tools in the shed. We’ve scoured the internet once again and found the most exasperating customers employees had to deal with. Check out these sometimes hilarious, sometimes enraging moments and let us know in the comments if you’ve ever had to deal with similar situations, retail pandas!

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Customer Service

Customer Service

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#2

Mixing Up With The McDonald's

Mixing Up With The McDonald's

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Vix Spiderthrust
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6 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Before anyone says it: no, the original quote isn't "the customer is always right in matters of taste". Selfridge's motto was just "the customer is always right". The bit about taste was tacked on later by someone else.

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Good customer service is an extremely important part of an effectively operating business. What makes people come back and buy more is closely related to the quality of service they receive from the employees. 3 in 4 consumers will spend more with a business that provides a good customer experience.

That’s why more and more companies are focused on improving their customer service. According to Zendesk, 80% of companies plan to increase investment in their customer experience. People expect to receive better and better customer service in the future, and those companies that want to watch their revenue increase bet on improving the customer experience.

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A Customer Called Asking If We Were Practicing Social Distancing With Her Sandwiches. I Told Her We Are, But To Be Honest Guys, I'm Running Out Of Space

A Customer Called Asking If We Were Practicing Social Distancing With Her Sandwiches. I Told Her We Are, But To Be Honest Guys, I'm Running Out Of Space

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80 Van
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think she meant you need to be 6’ away from her sandwich at all times. You’ll need to get some extra long tongs.

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#6

Plot Twist: He's The Only One There

Plot Twist: He's The Only One There

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Newman
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've had a customer complain to me about me.. more times than I can count. Bizarre.

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It’s true that customer satisfaction is the priority for big companies, even when it’s over truth and reason. rbb Communications calls this the Age of Entitlement. It’s when customers feel entitled to dictate the conditions by which their issues will be resolved. Dissatisfied customers often will share their complaints on social media, which might devolve into a PR disaster no brand or company wants to find themselves in.

This is what makes it more and more difficult for employees to deal with people’s complaints. As demonstrated in our list, sometimes customers can seriously step over the line and voice demands that are not only ridiculous, but unreasonable as well. Therefore, a job where one has to deal with people is a true balancing act to keep the customer satisfied.

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"We Had To Remake Her Latte Because She Wouldn't Leave, And She Had Like 15 Cars Behind Her"

"We Had To Remake Her Latte Because She Wouldn't Leave, And She Had Like 15 Cars Behind Her"

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#8

My Girlfriend Just Sent Me This. She Works In A Bakery

My Girlfriend Just Sent Me This. She Works In A Bakery

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#9

Customer Was Upset That A Mattress Store Won't Help Them Move?

Customer Was Upset That A Mattress Store Won't Help Them Move?

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6 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

aw man, i was planning to go to a sheep farm in a few days, guess i won’t get any free cashmere sweaters :( disappointing customer service

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When a person approaches you, it’s hard to tell whether they’re going to give you a hard time or not. That’s why it’s always helpful to know how to recognize a difficult customer. OpenPhone distinguishes four different types of rude customers: complainers, aggressors, indecisive folks and nitpickers.

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#10

Special Glass

Special Glass

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Duane Ringlein
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Have a Corelle plate set my late wife and I bought 49 years ago when we first got married, still using daily and they have been dropped many times.

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"Orange Juice Was Only Like $3 Or Something, But That's On Her. One Of The Friends She Was Sitting With Looked Super Embarrassed, But I Just Kinda Rolled With It"

"Orange Juice Was Only Like $3 Or Something, But That's On Her. One Of The Friends She Was Sitting With Looked Super Embarrassed, But I Just Kinda Rolled With It"

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#12

The Customer Rolled In Asking Why The Rear Shocks Were So Low. Needs New Shocks?

The Customer Rolled In Asking Why The Rear Shocks Were So Low. Needs New Shocks?

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Complainers can never be fully satisfied, whether they think they’re not given a thorough explanation or had to wait too long to get a response. Customer support experts advise to engage complainers by thanking them and letting them know you understand their frustration. Also, asking questions to find out more about their problem lets them know the employee really cares. 

#13

Did These People Not Know What Decaf Was Or Something?

Did These People Not Know What Decaf Was Or Something?

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#14

Customer Said Her Husband Patched The Tire, But It Keeps Leaking Air

Customer Said Her Husband Patched The Tire, But It Keeps Leaking Air

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#15

Some People Are Really Something Else

Some People Are Really Something Else

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can't reasonably expect them to know it would have milk in it. It's not like it's in the na.... oh, nevermind.

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Aggressors, on the other hand, most of the time need some simple empathy. Although they may start hurling insults and threats, their anger most likely comes from a different angle, not the issue at hand.

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It’s very unlikely that the customer is angry at the employee personally, so it’s crucial to not take things personally. The best strategy to deal with an angry customer is to kill them with kindness. Empathize, apologize and offer them a discount or a refund for their previous bad experience.

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Customer Bought Wheels And Tires Online, After Advising Multiple Times That The Tires Are Too Small For His SUV He Insisted For Us To Put Them On

Customer Bought Wheels And Tires Online, After Advising Multiple Times That The Tires Are Too Small For His SUV He Insisted For Us To Put Them On

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#18

The Escalation Is Real

The Escalation Is Real

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Indecisive customers are not as extreme to deal with. Their biggest fault is that they hold up the line with their inability to make up their minds. It’s not so much that they’re difficult, but they can be the catalyst to other difficult customers.

In this case, it’s important to help the person make a decision, and be polite about it. Don’t be afraid to nudge them in one direction or another – they’re likely self-conscious about their indecisiveness too.

#19

Customer States: "Hissing And Rattling Noise From Under The Hood"

Customer States: "Hissing And Rattling Noise From Under The Hood"

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#20

Customer States Driver Seat Will Not Move Forward Or Backwards. I Wonder Why

Customer States Driver Seat Will Not Move Forward Or Backwards. I Wonder Why

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#21

French Onion Soup With No French Please

French Onion Soup With No French Please

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The fourth type, the nitpicker, is similar to the complainer. They will always find something wrong with the service they’ve been given. When their requests are unreasonable, offer to call your supervisor or give them credit. Also, don’t dilly-dally with nitpickers – the sooner their issue is resolved, the less complaints you’ll hear.

#22

Customer Refused All 4 Tires On A Rainy Day, She Also Had To Sign A Waiver Before Releasing The Car

Customer Refused All 4 Tires On A Rainy Day, She Also Had To Sign A Waiver Before Releasing The Car

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#24

Customer States ABS/ESC And Front Radar Lights On

Customer States ABS/ESC And Front Radar Lights On

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It might seem that a lot of the aforementioned strategies require employees to fulfill any demand the customer makes, but that’s simply not true. It’s important to treat every customer equally, whether they’re being rude or not. Experts advise not to make exceptions for unreasonable customers. It’s important to stick to the policies, and the policies should put the customer first.

#25

I Think They Have An Apple Phone. Not Sure Tho, I'm Getting Mixed Signals

I Think They Have An Apple Phone. Not Sure Tho, I'm Getting Mixed Signals

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Could have been an older customer that wasn't that knowledgeable. I don't even know what model I have.

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#26

"It Was A Woman, And It Took Everything In Me To Not Walk Off"

"It Was A Woman, And It Took Everything In Me To Not Walk Off"

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess it was the customer of previous post (who didn't know the difference between straight and curly fries)

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#27

Food Service

Food Service

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An important thing to remember is that both customers and employees are people. Both can have good days and bad days. There are things that should not be tolerated, like threats of violence and similar inappropriate behavior. Also, give your future customers more credit. Even if one difficult customer leaves a bad review, others are sophisticated enough to understand when someone is being entitled.

#28

Part Of My Job Is Processing Items That Were Returned As "Defective" Before They Get Sent Back To The Warehouse. Came Across This Absolute Gem

Part Of My Job Is Processing Items That Were Returned As "Defective" Before They Get Sent Back To The Warehouse. Came Across This Absolute Gem

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You'd be laughed out of the shop if you tried this here in Germany. I never thought I'd prefer our customer service to the American version sometimes :)

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#29

What Was The Customer Complaint Again?

What Was The Customer Complaint Again?

"The customer states car should "vroom vroom" instead of "tick tick tick tick tick"."

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#30

An Actual "Key" Supplied By A Customer

An Actual "Key" Supplied By A Customer

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Let’s hope none of us end up being immortalized in similar pictures to the ones we have here on our list. Confused customers are somewhat of a tradition here at Bored Panda. Let this list be not only a source of entertainment, but educational as well. And if you’re looking for more stories where customers say silly things, don’t fret – we’ve got you covered!

#31

Who Knows

Who Knows

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#32

I Get A Customer Like This Once A Week

I Get A Customer Like This Once A Week

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After I was released, I had trouble finding housing. I spent some time in a motel. My friend came to see me. I told her I was in room 5, and I'd opened the door so she could just come in. She didn't come, and finally I called her back. She went to the motel next door, and was waiting in the unlocked room 5 for me. She'd turned off the TV and straightened up the kitchenette. I wonder what the people in that room 5 thought when they got back to their room.

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#34

Mechanic Mate Just Shared This Photo Of A Client's Car. The Client Claimed His Leg Got Sore, So Instead, He Used His Hand To Accelerate

Mechanic Mate Just Shared This Photo Of A Client's Car. The Client Claimed His Leg Got Sore, So Instead, He Used His Hand To Accelerate

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#35

Customer Microwaved Her Phone For 20 Seconds. It Still Functioned Except For The Bottom Navigation Buttons

Customer Microwaved Her Phone For 20 Seconds. It Still Functioned Except For The Bottom Navigation Buttons

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#36

Customer Said His Phone Wasn't Charging Properly As The Battery Was Too Cold. He Thought "Warming" It On A Toaster Was A Good Idea

Customer Said His Phone Wasn't Charging Properly As The Battery Was Too Cold. He Thought "Warming" It On A Toaster Was A Good Idea

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#38

Customer Marked The Tiles She Wanted To Be Removed

Customer Marked The Tiles She Wanted To Be Removed

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#39

I Know Customers Can Get Mad At Being Charged For Extra Sauces, But This Lady Got Like +20 Sauces And Was Surprised To Be Charged A Few Extra Bucks For Them

I Know Customers Can Get Mad At Being Charged For Extra Sauces, But This Lady Got Like +20 Sauces And Was Surprised To Be Charged A Few Extra Bucks For Them

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#40

You May Not Believe It, But Someone Requested Cash Back

You May Not Believe It, But Someone Requested Cash Back

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet there are still many customers who don't read that. Every text should be like human-sized led display with obnoxious colors, blinking lights and voiceovers for someone to notice them (and probably not even then).

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#41

The Struggle

The Struggle

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This was a fairly common question at restaurants I worked at a border state in the southern US....apparently in some Spanish speaking countries, limes are called limónes and lemons are called limas. Which is backwards from what you'd think it would be....hence the frequency of this seemingly silly question.

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#43

Customer Drove This All The Way From Mexico Because He Was Told Not To Pull Over Out There

Customer Drove This All The Way From Mexico Because He Was Told Not To Pull Over Out There

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#44

This Came In For A Safety Inspection

This Came In For A Safety Inspection

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ohh ... that 's a Pinterest tab on how to redo your air bag .... wonder if they included glitter on the airbag ... that way, every crash brings a smile to your face 😊

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Chipotle Customers Don't Know What's A Bay Leaf

Chipotle Customers Don't Know What's A Bay Leaf

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, it is. Should be pleased to see that they're apparently cooking things from scratch.

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Apple Jakes
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow people are actually losing touch with what food is.

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Andy Cran
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yep...a generation fed only on burgers fries and pizza, chicken nuggets and doner kebab will do that

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featherytoad
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, this is understandable. People who don't cook aren't going to know what this is. I only know what it is because my mom made her own spaghetti sauce. It def should have been taken out though. It's a chocking hazard.

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Ace
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, it is not a choking hazard. No way you could get that in your mouth by accident, let alone try to swallow it.

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Patrick Smith
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Straight up bay leaf. I used to think that our elementary school made their spaghetti outside cuz there was always leaves in it lol

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KZ643
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’ve heard that bay leaves don’t break down that much during digestion, and even if you chew it up the rigidity remains and it can lacerate your gastrointestinal tract

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Baralai XIII
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6 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The second picture is a joke right? Because that’s a pot of shell noodles and what looks like meatballs

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Zoe Vokes
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pretty sure it is because it looks like they’re cooking it themselves in a pot with a handle and with a a cooking spoon.

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Ace
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or cardamom pods, Or sprigs of rosemary or thyme. Or a cinnamon stick. Or even a slice of lemon or lime. Should any dish containing these come with a warning?

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Lisa Tetlow
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When we were kids we'd always say whoever gets the bay leaf will have good luck!

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Mauricio A.Rivera
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's called bay leaf, a common aromatic herb added to many a dish.

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Dondudat
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a bay leaf...a spice that should have been removed before serving the food,but it's not like someone tried to poison the customer. Just put it aside.

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Heather Talma
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What they should be saying is "why did they leave the bay leaf in you're supposed to take that out."

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ArtistinResidence
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My Grandmother, who was from Italy, always told me this was good luck!

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Lesbitarian Lady
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No experience watching someone actually making things from scratch. Instead of a package of some sort

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Parriah
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unless you cook , you wouldn’t know. Lots of people don’t learn to cook nowadays. It’s a hobby instead of a necessity for some

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Catherine Spencer-Mills
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Likely a bay leaf that was added to the sauce for flavoring. Kind of bitter to just eat it by itself. Set it aside and finish your meal.

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Pat Jones
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Shouldn't be in the food as bay leaves should be removed before serving. It's a food safety issue and they remain sharp enough to cut the intestine.

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Joshua Ortiz
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6 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be fair employees should be removing them as they generally don't taste good. They also don't soften much when cooked, so they could cut your mouth or throat if they splinter.

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gilded panda
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

theres another picture just like this but from someone different

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Bria Lee
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bay leaves are used to cook, you just usually take them out. Harmless!

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Andy Cran
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

bay leaf isn't used enough as far as I'm concerned... amazing little,I wanna say herb, ahhh got it "flavour enhancer" for soups,stews and Curries (Indian bay leaf is good too)

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DC
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Potatoes NEED these. About 4...5 a pot. Adds something I don't wanna miss.

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Andy Cran
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

don't forget a good few scrapes of nutmeg in mashed potatoes 👍...a German ex girlfriend taught me that (I thought she was mental) I haven't looked back since,ps she ended being a mental case anyway (not in a medical situation)

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Ropre
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You should take those out before serving. My Mom always took them out of the food before serving. I wouldn't be too happy if I crunched down on one of these.

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Baralai XIII
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember hearing about this when it was first happening. Wasn’t it shorty after their supposed Ebola outbreak? (I could def be remembering wrong) people just wanted to s**t all over chipotle

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#46

Customer Is Complaining About A Funny Smell Coming From The Car. I Wonder What It Could Be

Customer Is Complaining About A Funny Smell Coming From The Car. I Wonder What It Could Be

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some poor squirrel or chipmunk has lost all of its savings on this faithful day

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#47

Customer Was Annoyed That We Refused To Recover Their Lost Data

Customer Was Annoyed That We Refused To Recover Their Lost Data

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#48

This Customer Replaced Their Passenger Seat With A Shopping Cart

This Customer Replaced Their Passenger Seat With A Shopping Cart

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NapQueen
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This person is so lucky that they don't have to subject their car to an MOT 😂

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#49

Customer States That He Accidentally Discharged Firearm While Exiting The Vehicle

Customer States That He Accidentally Discharged Firearm While Exiting The Vehicle

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#50

Customer: "I Don't Know Why My Car Has No Power"

Customer: "I Don't Know Why My Car Has No Power"

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