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Dear dads, what would we do without you? Who else would make us cringe over your punny jokes and who'd teach us to fix a flat tire? While we all appreciate their endeavors in making our life often less, and sometimes even more miserable, there’s a trait that makes dads very particular with their parenting tactics.

“My dad used to be so dramatic when he would teach me how to do stuff,” tweeted @PrinceHAK33M telling how his pa went into full-on cinema mode as if he was acting in a Hollywood drama. “This might happen, and you better be ready. The elements don’t care about you, son,” the dad said after he woke @PrinceHAK33M to change a tire in the rain.

The tweet immediately went viral with 238.3k likes and counting, and people found the drama king dads a totally relatable phenomenon. So below, we compiled a list with hilarious posts about drama dads, so scroll down, upvote your favorites, and share your stories in the comment section!

Psst! More hilarious posts with dads nailing fatherhood await right here.

#1

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danimichelle Report

Chris Wade
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Dad yelling at the traffic cones not to move" Such an amazing sentence lol

Otter
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If any parents are tempted to try this, they'd better be VERY aware of how the siblings are currently feeling about each other!

Al Cook
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All good, just use a newer car, it wouldn't let you hit them in many cases.

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DUN DUN
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my god, for an outsider that must've been HILARIOUS to watch. As for her, gosh! She's probably a good driver even under pressure.

Kaleb
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Damn it Jimmy your a cone and cones don't talk or move so sit still shut up and hope your sister loves you!

El muerto
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope she gets along with the other two siblings...or did her had to teach something else?

Steve Fischer
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So how long have you been an only child?

Stacy Kincannon
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh! This is not good? How else do you simulate cars when there are none around🤔🤣🤣

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    #2

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    bailee_xox Report

    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is brutal and I LOVE it!

    Julie Harden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this one - it's funny every time.

    Anjelika
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genius! I'll use this idea in the future

    #3

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    Harlz_ Report

    DUN DUN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish my dad had this level of humor😂

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who's bothered by almost dead battery?

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Takes the phrase " this isn't a hotel to come and go whenever you want", in a different more funny level

    Al Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol! I remember getting comments like that as a teenager. My dad used to compare me to Harry Enfield's "Kevin" character.

    Lindsay Morrison
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your dad is very funny. I'd tell him "no thanks I'll eat some bar food and go to my room, thank then give him a dollar".

    Lynne Stankard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell your 'Hotel Manager' it's dining not dinning. Unless he meant dinning!!!

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    She explained further: “You see, a child is like a sponge. They absorb everything that they see and hear. Hence, they tend to imitate their parents. For a son, a father is an example of how to interact with others. Therefore, they can adopt not only the character but also the manner of speech.”

    #4

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    PrinceHAK33M Report

    Al Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he's just being very practical! He's a good dad.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a "good" dad like that. You end up traumatized from infancy onward by the parental paranoia and boot-camp-style "love".

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    Philly Bob Squires
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think in the long run, I'd have appreciated that. If I had a dime for all the times over the years that my damned tire went flat... could it be during the day? NO! On a DRY day?? No! On a warm day? NO! Always on a night of a cold rainy or snowy bucket of suck! Glad I learned how to deal! LOL

    El muerto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I totally agree with dad, but as a son, I would probably find it annoying and dumb...eventually though i becomes great memory to bring up to ones kids...grandpa was insane

    Manny_Flawz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Training should be as realistic as possible

    DUN DUN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel this at a very personal level

    Robin DJW
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read somewhere recently that a survey revealed that some huge percent of men aged 30 and younger have never changed a tire, and don't know how to do it if asked. I'm betting the stats for women are no better. My dad taught me to change a tire, replace a battery, change the oil and keep the radiator filled. In the same spirit, I taught my kids to drive in a standard transmission vehicle. Never hurts to be prepared,

    An Co
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your dad was very drunk that day.

    De Gueb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to change one on a busy dual carriageway with only a 1 meter of hard shoulder at night in drizzly fog. I have a small hydraulic jack and a X tire wrench in my car. Best 50 euros ever spent on car accessories. The jack takes up a bit of space in the boot but god was it helpful that night!! I had half the car in the slow lane and the blown tires was on the front of that side.

    Natasha
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These peeps are the most relatable peeps ever

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    #5

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    ScarletWLand Report

    DUN DUN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, yes, the valuable life lessons that can last for more than 45 mins.

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My father told me never to lend money to family or friends unless if you are willing and prepared to let go of relationship or money. If you need to lend money to them to help out in rough times, expect money to never return.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only lend money to people when you can miss it and have no expectation of ever getting it back.

    Viviane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much for complicated grief.

    Unnamed Hooman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “He died, and I really should have forgiven him, even when… he… forgot to return my money- THAT LITTLE-“

    Judy Goldin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such bad language the father uses when talking to his daughter.

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    #6

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    justin_halpern Report

    Some Cool Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tenure can be pretty stupid some times

    Kelli Pike
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Justin Halpern. S**t My Dad Says is amazing.

    Al Cook
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    4 years ago (edited)

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    Nice of him to say so beforehand! I wonder if he's still at UC Whale's Vagina, or whether he's such an asshole he's been booted. Edit: Apparently noone's an Anchorman fan!

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    Meanwhile, for a girl, her father is like a hero, Natalie argues. For that reason, the father’s role is incredibly important in the upbringing of children and the development of their personalities.

    Natalie suggests listening to your children, “and you will notice that they use the exact words as their father. Why is a father like a teacher or coach to us? Remember who taught you how to ride a bike or skateboard. Or with which parent you did the craziest things in childhood. After all, who agreed to have tea with your dolls in the garden?”

    On the other hand, “Mothers tend to be very protective of their children, while fathers are ready to give them freedom of action and imagination and take part in this themselves,” Natalie explained.

    #7

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    allison_barron Report

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say yes, and don't look back?

    Al Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That could be an awkward Christmas dinner!

    SkyHigh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BTS: This was planned with the dad and the groom

    Luis F
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guessing this means he asked for the dad’s blessing before hand. I will give him credit for committing to proposal after being rejected by the dad

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    get off your damn knees you idiot!

    Tee Witt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last time I saw this photo, he dropped the ring and had to spend hours searching for it.

    Sordatos
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most likely joker by all parts involved

    #8

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    Cheryl1572 Report

    DUN DUN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is called smart parenting.

    Viviane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, teach them consequences and thinking ahead.

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In addition of telling your teenage son how expensive diapers are, tell him that children shouldn't get babies and teach him about birth control.

    NotTodaySatan!!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I pointed out squashed frogs too!! Hahaha!!!

    Al Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much are they in America? I don't think they're that expensive where I am. Depending on size, here in Australia it's about AU$30 (approx US$23) for a box of roughly 90 Huggies nappies. You can get cheaper brands for less obviously. I thought the only expensive thing in the States was healthcare?

    Vanessa Galvan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's about the same here. While diapers alone aren't expensive when you start think about $900 a year in diapers, $1,800 a year in formula, and so on kids get expensive

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    #9

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    Scoot_SSB Report

    Cadence Wical
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that sounds EXACTLY something my dad would say

    It turns out that the father’s participation influences psychological, intellectual, and gender-role development. “The children often look to their father for a sense of physical and emotional security. That is why it is important to live up to the reputation of a "protector" who will always come to help and teach them how to defend themselves. And we’re not talking about physical fights right now. Violence is bad. We are talking about emotional protection from the negative consequences of some situations,” a certified life coach explained.

    #10

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    Nikita_Burrita Report

    Corey Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially when there is a smoker in the house.

    Kaleb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that instead of getting off of work and relaxing he was making sure you would be ready for something like this

    Nicole H
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I managed a (24hr) care program, I would encourage my staff to run fire drills at night, so our consumers would be prepared no matter the time. Fires don't just happen during business hours.

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Only you can prevent fires" lol

    Connie Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cigarette smoke won't set off a fire alarm. Are you kidding?

    #11

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    MonieC_Moniedo Report

    DUN DUN
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They got a runway for practicing......still processing that fact

    Al Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wouldn't have been an active runway. More likely an emergency runway, taxiway or apron.

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    #12

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    SuspendedGayKid Report

    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you ever NOT have shoes on when you use your car?

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Warm countries when even flip flops are too much trouble

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    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought my dad was always being stupid about that show rule, then the one time my sister forgot her shoes we wanted to go to a restaurant, but couldn't because she couldn't go in. I'm still angry about that.

    Louloubelle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter gets mad at me because I maker her put on a coat when it's cold. Her argument is that the car has heat, and she gets overly warm. I pretended that the car broke down and we were going to have to walk. She no longer argues.😅

    Al Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just sensible, I do the same to my kids.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next thing you'll be telling me that he even wanted you to be properly dressed and not sit half naked in the car.

    penguin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is good advice, it would be dramatic if he talked about a possible accident.

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My gran always said you need to be properly dressed and be wearing clean underwear when you get in a car on case you're in an accident and end up in hospital.

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    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always kept a coat and a sweatshirt in my car just in case... The other night, I hit a deer at 65 MPH. I survived, the car and the deer did not. It was 45 degrees out. My sweatshirt and coat were in my other car. I spent an hour in a t-shirt chiling my ass off waiting for assistance. OUCH!

    Judit Gueta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kid has just had to walk home without his shoes from a not very close by friend. He stayed there when the rest of us were leaving. I had no idea he didn't have shoes on. I the evening I was unable to puck him up.

    DUN DUN
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh I've experienced that one.

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    true kids quit being lazy. If I were him the next time we went on a drive and they didn't have shoes, I'd make them walk home bare foot. That'll teach them

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    “In most cases, fathers teach us not to dwell on failures and sometimes just laugh at ourselves when we screw up. For example, when a daughter does her first make-up in her life, she has a matryoshka-style instead of gorgeous make-up. The father will give an encouraging pat to his daughter and say, ‘Don't cry; you are always beautiful!’ Children want their fathers to be proud of them. It pushes them to self-improvement, cultivate external and internal strength, and reach new heights.”

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    isforanonymous Report

    Al Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just a useful skill. I actually got taught that by an instructor when I did an advanced driving course after passing the main test.

    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I got was my mom telling me to just play with the steering wheel and it would correct itself. Oh, and 'beware of snow snakes'.

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    John Brant
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I've done that with my kids. Helps them to understand braking in icy conditions and how to avoid or respond when it happens.

    B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did this for my son when he had his driving permit. Took him out to an empty parking lot in the dark & it was snowing so he could learn to handle the car in bad weather. It worked like a charm, I also stood as the traffic cone for parallel parking it worked

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile in Greece we learn how to not die during a heatwave😅

    Peter Trudell Jr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn skippy that's something you should learn. I've done that with every new car I've had. Learn how to deal with skids and hydroplaning and how each car performs.

    White Paper Tsuru
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this every time we get snow where I'm from because it's so rare that I want to make sure I know how my car will handle THIS year

    El muerto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in some counties is mandatory to pass a ice course test

    AK to LV
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish they did that for the Army. I grew up in Alaska, USA and next to an army base. Nothing more dangerous than 18 year old idiots who buy brand new trucks but don’t have a clue how to drive in the snow.

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    Terilee Bruyere
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like my dad. He drove me three towns away in winter to teach me how to drive in snow. During an ice storm. In an Ford Escort with crap tires. In the Ozarks. Do you have any idea how NOT used to driving in ice these people are?

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I am from driving on slippery roads is a mandatory lecture before you can get your license. They have a special area where parts of the road is covered in an especially slippery surface and sprayed with water to introduce hydroplaning, and you have to demonstrate that you drive over it in a safe manor. It is quite fun, when done under controled circumstances and in a place where you do not end up in a ditch.

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    desireaunesty Report

    Al Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He must have thought there would be idiots trying to storm your estate for some reason.

    Karri Berkowitz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad was career military with two daughters. We were taught if we have to pull a gun we are to use it, no threats little girls can be over powered, and there is no shoot to wound. In life is death situations, you light the room up like a Christmas tree. Lol I was 5.

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are you looking side-eye at me for?

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Gated" rotflmao.... I saw a few of these. The gates are over the road. The big golf courses and flowerbeds, wide open.

    Unnamed Hooman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anybody who watched veggietales as a child read this and thought: The gated community is where we like to be-

    Christopher Gerlach
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahah. My mom married a Texan. Gated community. 12th floor/ Still kept a loaded gun next to the remote in the living room. So dumb.

    Russell Styles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice to have gates that always blocks those with ill intent. Did not know that was possible.

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really?? you think a gated community is going to stop a thief/murderer?? You have much to learn

    matthew owen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where the hell does she live??

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe USA or South Africa or Brazil or Mexico or ...

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    LoveYourQueen Report

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to my childhood. If you didn't start at 5 AM, the snow was too deep to drive through by 6:30 AM. It wasn't about getting it all, it was about making it passable, LOL!

    Jessica Cole
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uncle's are a different kind of dad... I know from experience. Mine crept all the way down the stairs into my cousin's room and flew through the door like a maniac when he figured out we were smoking weed.... Crazy thing is the house was 100 years old, the floors creaked when you farted, nevermind the stairs how loud they were. To this day we think he flew or somehow adapted Spiderman capabilities. Oh... He also took the weed we had and ended up mixing it into his own personal stash.

    Manny_Flawz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it far easier to shovel snow when it is around 4 inches instead of waiting until it hits 16" or so

    Rider
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would've have killed for 6am, we started at 4 and had to rush home after school to do it for when mom returned home. My kids hate that I have these stories, I roll them out anytime they ask for a ride in the rain. "did I ever tell you the time I walked to school in a blizzard" "we know, uphill both ways" "damn straight, don't forget the umbrella."

    Printerman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's coming down hard, you shovel the snow a couple times so it's still low enough to shovel by the time the snow's done.

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    needless to say the kid was always sick with a cold lol

    Christina Adams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love "talmbout", never seen it spelled out but heard it a million times!

    Bryn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to. It's easier to shovel as it comes than wait and shovel 5x as much

    alwaysMispelled
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's better to snow in increments than to wait for the blizzard to end

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    Natalie argues that when fathers show support, interest, and tenderness towards their children, it significantly affects the social and cognitive development of the kids. “For example, daughters, looking at their fathers, choose their future partners. If the father is a strong, loving man who respects his beloved, the daughter will look for the same personality traits in men when she grows up. On the contrary, looking at their fathers, sons adopt a behavior model to treat women.”

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    CormierCelina1 Report

    Chris Wade
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such a stupid way of looking at things. It's not like you can "train" or "strengthen" your ear-drums. You'll shoot your gun in self defence once in your life time and your ears will be fine, shoot 100 rounds a week for training without ear protection and you'll go deaf. Idiot.

    Viviane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "In a real life, you won't hear an intruder."

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    Will Fenton
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UK here. I will never even hold a 'real' gun during my lifetime. I'm 36 and I've never even seen one. If by some rare chance I do hold one, I won't ever be in a position where I get an opportunity to fire it. If by an even rarer chance I do fire a gun, I will NEVER be aiming it at another person.

    Peter Kelly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done a lot of shooting, but they are genuinely scary devices to hold. I'm always horrified by the complete lack of respect for them shown by Americans. They appear to treat guns the same way we handled our cowboy 'cap' guns when we were kids. Frightening!

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    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you have to learn to shoot a gun at all?

    Sordatos
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That doesn't make any sense, your ear "doesn't learn" not go deaf. Her dad was an idiot.

    De Gueb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, didn't hear that!!!

    Monica Klint
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Denmark guns are illegal so I never fired on… 42 years old today… and never wished I had one…

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    #17

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    VYabbit Report

    T.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the last week of my armed service a soldier and one of my seargent friends and myself had our leave (a free evening) taken away, because we showed up ten minutes late for the lights out on Sunday evening. As the others went on leave that week, we had to write a 3 page essay with a civil and military example on why punctuality us important. At least we were not caught smoking weed, which was the reason for turning up late on Sunday.

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn druggie. They don't need you in the military while you're getting high. Get your priorities in check.

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    rumade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks dad, now we're 7 minutes late

    Viviane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That beats trying to multi-task. Someone gave a me a lecture about ecology while driving. The driving and the talking were quite dramatic. I stopped being an atheist for those moments.

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    Rage of Aquarius
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If you're early, you're on time; If you're on time, you're late; And if you're late, you're fired." My dad said that every time I was late anywhere.

    Dave van Es
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a long version of saying if you're early, you're on time. If you're on time, you're already late

    your socially awkward cousin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my mom was in the air force and was told "15 minutes early is on time, on time is late, and late is unacceptable."

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    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah what's up with people not caring if they're late. It's rude and everyone should take time to be there a little early that way everyone is happy

    Francesca Annoni
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son's kindergarten closes at 9.00.. if I bring my child at 9.05 they didn't accept him and I have to call a babysitter.. a timetable is a timetable..

    Viviane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the dad is comparing himself to a naval destroyer and a two-minute wait to a war that killed 2-3 million civilians.

    Al Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well the thread is about dramatic dads, it qualifies pretty well. He is also TECHNICALLY right though.

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    Nijlenna Rusty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least your dad has been a role model.

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what the hell for? Keep your shirt and let them buy their own

    #19

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    Some Cool Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Telling someone where you are going is pretty good life advice no matter your gender or age

    Kendra Brown
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah my mom is teaching me and my siblings that as i type hahahaha

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    Me Oh My
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's good advice, though. ALWAYS tell someone where you're going, even if it's just to the mailbox.

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    #20

    Dramatic-Dads-Teaching-Life-Lessons

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    White Wolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet he thought he was giving you 'tough love', the asshole.

    v
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe, god forbid, he was teaching the lesson that actions, good or otherwise, have consequences?

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    Louloubelle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never known anyone to mow the lawn in the rain. Mostly, because the lawn mower doesn't work as well when the grass is wet.

    Norart
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No s**t. That's why the kid should have cut it before it rained. That's the lesson here.

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    Christoph
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SUPER bad for the lawn to cut it wet.

    Sordatos
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The father sounds like an asshole

    Viv Hart
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is stupid, how can you do a good job of cutting the grass, or mowing the lawn, in bad weather?

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT? Check your grammar before clicking on the post button dummy

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    #21

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That man is an asshole.

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    people use to be more like that in the early days. It does teach you something only you won't have a good relationship with your parent

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    Chris Wade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So push-ups and raking leaves prepare you for the mean world? What a twat.

    Al Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's right about the world being mean. Not sure tons of manual labour will particularly help though.

    Bryn
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The world is a mean place because people like that "dad" exist.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf this post? These are abusive dads mostly!!! Not dramatic and definitely not funny

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, my dad has a twin out there... *sigh* Someone get the dad to a shrink. Please.

    Printerman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a good lesson... in how to alienate your kids.

    PixxelDust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a HUGE difference between tough love and abuse. That one crossed the line, imo.

    Clarin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes the world is mean,and everyone experiences it everyday in all different forms.Isn't that even more reason to show more love and kindness?!Talk to them about it and be there for them when they experience it. I'd rather give my child the feeling of security and self confidence rather than anxiety and a complex. This is only my opinion,but a lot of these posts just sound like parents are being power happy or bullies

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    DUN DUN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO All dads the same. Mine says t be prepared like everyone out on the road is out to kill you, take you down.

    Anja Henriksen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So now you drive like you live in the world of GTA? ;)

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's not wrong when you consider that you're amongst psychopaths, drug addicts, alcoholics and people with anger issues driving a killing machine. Not to mention the cops.

    Yoga Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not long ago I read here on Bored Panda an explanations somewhat like this: Half of the other drivers are idiots who can kill you by mistake, half are murderers who really want to kill you and road construction workers behave like squirrels who will try to cross the road right in front of you...

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's over board lol but true

    Manny_Flawz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prepare for the worst, and hope for the best

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    #24

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    Emma Crompton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agree agree with the other posts. While the MF in this case might be technically entirely accurate description its still derogatory to both parents. And in comparison to some of the other posts, getting your lazy butt out of bed at a fairly reasonable hour to do some jobs that would improve the appearance of your home and by extension your neighbourhood as well as some basic maintenance of the home you live in and enjoy that ensures it stays a clean dry safe environment is hardly an evil over the top punishment. Sounds like someone thinks he should be praised for simply existing and not be expected to contribute to the household in any helpful way whatsoever

    Ploploplop
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically, to him, his dad is literally a mf.

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    Natasha
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, but, calling your father mf ain't it. He's atleast tryna teach you smth. Please, it makes you sound ungrateful, and that is disrespectful. You don't know how much he goes through to raise you, do you? Be happy that he's teaching you smth. Cuz with that attitude, you might as well end up cleaning gutters for a living. (Sorry if I'm being very rude, but, I can't handle this, so, I apologise)

    Al Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you particularly not like the word something?

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    C W
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    7? Painting and gutters... maintenance to a home you're living in. I don't get how this is bad

    Leslie Tollefson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad had a side gig delivering papers - like you were the kid with the paper route? He dropped that bundle at your front door. I'd go help him all the time, especially on weekends. One time in high school, my friend and I came back to my house, s**t-faced. Dad knew it. Never said a word. Just got us both up at 0400 to help deliver the papers. I don't drink if I have to work any more.

    Laurel Eddy
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure it was ok to ask him to do it but its normal for a kid to be mad about it, especially if given no advance notice (not giving notice was kind of mean, actually). he probably knows better than to call his dad an mf in person. chill out, people.

    Karis Ravenhill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than being punched awake because the cat wouldn't come inside late on a summer night, and you gave up calling their name and left them outside. Still prefer an alarm clock to a fist.

    Wonderful
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad interviewed my teenaged friends that had cars. If I was to go anywhere with them he had to have a photocopy of their drivers license and insurance and he also inspected the car. My buddies thought it was hilarious while I just cringed. They all thought my dad was cool thou cause he had a armored personnel carrier and a anti aircraft cannon in our drive way.

    allan dorfling
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I referred to my father and a mf my life would end in a brutal en dramatic way. Also why is this bad? If my dad of 50+ could do those things then so should a young teen and it teaches you skills. This was semi normal in my house

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