24 Times Dads Acted So Dramatically When Parenting, Their Kids Just Had To Share It Online
Dear dads, what would we do without you? Who else would make us cringe over your punny jokes and who'd teach us to fix a flat tire? While we all appreciate their endeavors in making our life often less, and sometimes even more miserable, there’s a trait that makes dads very particular with their parenting tactics.
“My dad used to be so dramatic when he would teach me how to do stuff,” tweeted @PrinceHAK33M telling how his pa went into full-on cinema mode as if he was acting in a Hollywood drama. “This might happen, and you better be ready. The elements don’t care about you, son,” the dad said after he woke @PrinceHAK33M to change a tire in the rain.
The tweet immediately went viral with 238.3k likes and counting, and people found the drama king dads a totally relatable phenomenon. So below, we compiled a list with hilarious posts about drama dads, so scroll down, upvote your favorites, and share your stories in the comment section!
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"Dad yelling at the traffic cones not to move" Such an amazing sentence lol
If any parents are tempted to try this, they'd better be VERY aware of how the siblings are currently feeling about each other!
All good, just use a newer car, it wouldn't let you hit them in many cases.
Load More Replies...Oh! This is not good? How else do you simulate cars when there are none around🤔🤣🤣
Your dad is very funny. I'd tell him "no thanks I'll eat some bar food and go to my room, thank then give him a dollar".
Tell your 'Hotel Manager' it's dining not dinning. Unless he meant dinning!!!
To find out about navigating parenting in these crazily uncertain times, Bored Panda reached out to Natalie Maximets, a certified life transformation coach at “Online Divorce,” which is a professional divorce document preparation service with 20 years of market history.
“A father is not just a breadwinner for the family. He acts as a coach, teacher, friend, protector, and role model when raising a child,” Natalie Maximets, a certified life transformation coach at “Online Divorce” told Bored Panda.
She explained further: “You see, a child is like a sponge. They absorb everything that they see and hear. Hence, they tend to imitate their parents. For a son, a father is an example of how to interact with others. Therefore, they can adopt not only the character but also the manner of speech.”
I had a "good" dad like that. You end up traumatized from infancy onward by the parental paranoia and boot-camp-style "love".
Load More Replies...I think in the long run, I'd have appreciated that. If I had a dime for all the times over the years that my damned tire went flat... could it be during the day? NO! On a DRY day?? No! On a warm day? NO! Always on a night of a cold rainy or snowy bucket of suck! Glad I learned how to deal! LOL
I read somewhere recently that a survey revealed that some huge percent of men aged 30 and younger have never changed a tire, and don't know how to do it if asked. I'm betting the stats for women are no better. My dad taught me to change a tire, replace a battery, change the oil and keep the radiator filled. In the same spirit, I taught my kids to drive in a standard transmission vehicle. Never hurts to be prepared,
I had to change one on a busy dual carriageway with only a 1 meter of hard shoulder at night in drizzly fog. I have a small hydraulic jack and a X tire wrench in my car. Best 50 euros ever spent on car accessories. The jack takes up a bit of space in the boot but god was it helpful that night!! I had half the car in the slow lane and the blown tires was on the front of that side.
My father told me never to lend money to family or friends unless if you are willing and prepared to let go of relationship or money. If you need to lend money to them to help out in rough times, expect money to never return.
Only lend money to people when you can miss it and have no expectation of ever getting it back.
“He died, and I really should have forgiven him, even when… he… forgot to return my money- THAT LITTLE-“
Meanwhile, for a girl, her father is like a hero, Natalie argues. For that reason, the father’s role is incredibly important in the upbringing of children and the development of their personalities.
Natalie suggests listening to your children, “and you will notice that they use the exact words as their father. Why is a father like a teacher or coach to us? Remember who taught you how to ride a bike or skateboard. Or with which parent you did the craziest things in childhood. After all, who agreed to have tea with your dolls in the garden?”
On the other hand, “Mothers tend to be very protective of their children, while fathers are ready to give them freedom of action and imagination and take part in this themselves,” Natalie explained.
Guessing this means he asked for the dad’s blessing before hand. I will give him credit for committing to proposal after being rejected by the dad
It might of been just a joke by the dad.
Load More Replies...In addition of telling your teenage son how expensive diapers are, tell him that children shouldn't get babies and teach him about birth control.
How much are they in America? I don't think they're that expensive where I am. Depending on size, here in Australia it's about AU$30 (approx US$23) for a box of roughly 90 Huggies nappies. You can get cheaper brands for less obviously. I thought the only expensive thing in the States was healthcare?
It's about the same here. While diapers alone aren't expensive when you start think about $900 a year in diapers, $1,800 a year in formula, and so on kids get expensive
Load More Replies...It turns out that the father’s participation influences psychological, intellectual, and gender-role development. “The children often look to their father for a sense of physical and emotional security. That is why it is important to live up to the reputation of a "protector" who will always come to help and teach them how to defend themselves. And we’re not talking about physical fights right now. Violence is bad. We are talking about emotional protection from the negative consequences of some situations,” a certified life coach explained.
Warm countries when even flip flops are too much trouble
Load More Replies...I thought my dad was always being stupid about that show rule, then the one time my sister forgot her shoes we wanted to go to a restaurant, but couldn't because she couldn't go in. I'm still angry about that.
My daughter gets mad at me because I maker her put on a coat when it's cold. Her argument is that the car has heat, and she gets overly warm. I pretended that the car broke down and we were going to have to walk. She no longer argues.😅
Next thing you'll be telling me that he even wanted you to be properly dressed and not sit half naked in the car.
That is good advice, it would be dramatic if he talked about a possible accident.
My gran always said you need to be properly dressed and be wearing clean underwear when you get in a car on case you're in an accident and end up in hospital.
Load More Replies...I always kept a coat and a sweatshirt in my car just in case... The other night, I hit a deer at 65 MPH. I survived, the car and the deer did not. It was 45 degrees out. My sweatshirt and coat were in my other car. I spent an hour in a t-shirt chiling my ass off waiting for assistance. OUCH!
My kid has just had to walk home without his shoes from a not very close by friend. He stayed there when the rest of us were leaving. I had no idea he didn't have shoes on. I the evening I was unable to puck him up.
“In most cases, fathers teach us not to dwell on failures and sometimes just laugh at ourselves when we screw up. For example, when a daughter does her first make-up in her life, she has a matryoshka-style instead of gorgeous make-up. The father will give an encouraging pat to his daughter and say, ‘Don't cry; you are always beautiful!’ Children want their fathers to be proud of them. It pushes them to self-improvement, cultivate external and internal strength, and reach new heights.”
That's just a useful skill. I actually got taught that by an instructor when I did an advanced driving course after passing the main test.
All I got was my mom telling me to just play with the steering wheel and it would correct itself. Oh, and 'beware of snow snakes'.
Load More Replies...Yeah I've done that with my kids. Helps them to understand braking in icy conditions and how to avoid or respond when it happens.
damn skippy that's something you should learn. I've done that with every new car I've had. Learn how to deal with skids and hydroplaning and how each car performs.
I do this every time we get snow where I'm from because it's so rare that I want to make sure I know how my car will handle THIS year
I wish they did that for the Army. I grew up in Alaska, USA and next to an army base. Nothing more dangerous than 18 year old idiots who buy brand new trucks but don’t have a clue how to drive in the snow.
Load More Replies...Sounds like my dad. He drove me three towns away in winter to teach me how to drive in snow. During an ice storm. In an Ford Escort with crap tires. In the Ozarks. Do you have any idea how NOT used to driving in ice these people are?
Where I am from driving on slippery roads is a mandatory lecture before you can get your license. They have a special area where parts of the road is covered in an especially slippery surface and sprayed with water to introduce hydroplaning, and you have to demonstrate that you drive over it in a safe manor. It is quite fun, when done under controled circumstances and in a place where you do not end up in a ditch.
My dad was career military with two daughters. We were taught if we have to pull a gun we are to use it, no threats little girls can be over powered, and there is no shoot to wound. In life is death situations, you light the room up like a Christmas tree. Lol I was 5.
"Gated" rotflmao.... I saw a few of these. The gates are over the road. The big golf courses and flowerbeds, wide open.
Anybody who watched veggietales as a child read this and thought: The gated community is where we like to be-
hahah. My mom married a Texan. Gated community. 12th floor/ Still kept a loaded gun next to the remote in the living room. So dumb.
Nice to have gates that always blocks those with ill intent. Did not know that was possible.
maybe USA or South Africa or Brazil or Mexico or ...
Load More Replies...Welcome to my childhood. If you didn't start at 5 AM, the snow was too deep to drive through by 6:30 AM. It wasn't about getting it all, it was about making it passable, LOL!
Uncle's are a different kind of dad... I know from experience. Mine crept all the way down the stairs into my cousin's room and flew through the door like a maniac when he figured out we were smoking weed.... Crazy thing is the house was 100 years old, the floors creaked when you farted, nevermind the stairs how loud they were. To this day we think he flew or somehow adapted Spiderman capabilities. Oh... He also took the weed we had and ended up mixing it into his own personal stash.
I find it far easier to shovel snow when it is around 4 inches instead of waiting until it hits 16" or so
I would've have killed for 6am, we started at 4 and had to rush home after school to do it for when mom returned home. My kids hate that I have these stories, I roll them out anytime they ask for a ride in the rain. "did I ever tell you the time I walked to school in a blizzard" "we know, uphill both ways" "damn straight, don't forget the umbrella."
If it's coming down hard, you shovel the snow a couple times so it's still low enough to shovel by the time the snow's done.
I love "talmbout", never seen it spelled out but heard it a million times!
It's better to snow in increments than to wait for the blizzard to end
Natalie argues that when fathers show support, interest, and tenderness towards their children, it significantly affects the social and cognitive development of the kids. “For example, daughters, looking at their fathers, choose their future partners. If the father is a strong, loving man who respects his beloved, the daughter will look for the same personality traits in men when she grows up. On the contrary, looking at their fathers, sons adopt a behavior model to treat women.”
Such a stupid way of looking at things. It's not like you can "train" or "strengthen" your ear-drums. You'll shoot your gun in self defence once in your life time and your ears will be fine, shoot 100 rounds a week for training without ear protection and you'll go deaf. Idiot.
UK here. I will never even hold a 'real' gun during my lifetime. I'm 36 and I've never even seen one. If by some rare chance I do hold one, I won't ever be in a position where I get an opportunity to fire it. If by an even rarer chance I do fire a gun, I will NEVER be aiming it at another person.
I've done a lot of shooting, but they are genuinely scary devices to hold. I'm always horrified by the complete lack of respect for them shown by Americans. They appear to treat guns the same way we handled our cowboy 'cap' guns when we were kids. Frightening!
Load More Replies...In Denmark guns are illegal so I never fired on… 42 years old today… and never wished I had one…
In the last week of my armed service a soldier and one of my seargent friends and myself had our leave (a free evening) taken away, because we showed up ten minutes late for the lights out on Sunday evening. As the others went on leave that week, we had to write a 3 page essay with a civil and military example on why punctuality us important. At least we were not caught smoking weed, which was the reason for turning up late on Sunday.
damn druggie. They don't need you in the military while you're getting high. Get your priorities in check.
Load More Replies...That beats trying to multi-task. Someone gave a me a lecture about ecology while driving. The driving and the talking were quite dramatic. I stopped being an atheist for those moments.
Load More Replies..."If you're early, you're on time; If you're on time, you're late; And if you're late, you're fired." My dad said that every time I was late anywhere.
That's a long version of saying if you're early, you're on time. If you're on time, you're already late
my mom was in the air force and was told "15 minutes early is on time, on time is late, and late is unacceptable."
Load More Replies...My son's kindergarten closes at 9.00.. if I bring my child at 9.05 they didn't accept him and I have to call a babysitter.. a timetable is a timetable..
So the dad is comparing himself to a naval destroyer and a two-minute wait to a war that killed 2-3 million civilians.
Well the thread is about dramatic dads, it qualifies pretty well. He is also TECHNICALLY right though.
Load More Replies...Telling someone where you are going is pretty good life advice no matter your gender or age
yeah my mom is teaching me and my siblings that as i type hahahaha
Load More Replies...Most of these dads are actually abusive and not just dramatic
Load More Replies...Or maybe, god forbid, he was teaching the lesson that actions, good or otherwise, have consequences?
Load More Replies...I've never known anyone to mow the lawn in the rain. Mostly, because the lawn mower doesn't work as well when the grass is wet.
No s**t. That's why the kid should have cut it before it rained. That's the lesson here.
Load More Replies...people use to be more like that in the early days. It does teach you something only you won't have a good relationship with your parent
Load More Replies...So push-ups and raking leaves prepare you for the mean world? What a twat.
Ah, my dad has a twin out there... *sigh* Someone get the dad to a shrink. Please.
There is a HUGE difference between tough love and abuse. That one crossed the line, imo.
Yes the world is mean,and everyone experiences it everyday in all different forms.Isn't that even more reason to show more love and kindness?!Talk to them about it and be there for them when they experience it. I'd rather give my child the feeling of security and self confidence rather than anxiety and a complex. This is only my opinion,but a lot of these posts just sound like parents are being power happy or bullies
LMAO All dads the same. Mine says t be prepared like everyone out on the road is out to kill you, take you down.
So now you drive like you live in the world of GTA? ;)
Load More Replies...He's not wrong when you consider that you're amongst psychopaths, drug addicts, alcoholics and people with anger issues driving a killing machine. Not to mention the cops.
Not long ago I read here on Bored Panda an explanations somewhat like this: Half of the other drivers are idiots who can kill you by mistake, half are murderers who really want to kill you and road construction workers behave like squirrels who will try to cross the road right in front of you...
Agree agree with the other posts. While the MF in this case might be technically entirely accurate description its still derogatory to both parents. And in comparison to some of the other posts, getting your lazy butt out of bed at a fairly reasonable hour to do some jobs that would improve the appearance of your home and by extension your neighbourhood as well as some basic maintenance of the home you live in and enjoy that ensures it stays a clean dry safe environment is hardly an evil over the top punishment. Sounds like someone thinks he should be praised for simply existing and not be expected to contribute to the household in any helpful way whatsoever
Ok, but, calling your father mf ain't it. He's atleast tryna teach you smth. Please, it makes you sound ungrateful, and that is disrespectful. You don't know how much he goes through to raise you, do you? Be happy that he's teaching you smth. Cuz with that attitude, you might as well end up cleaning gutters for a living. (Sorry if I'm being very rude, but, I can't handle this, so, I apologise)
Do you particularly not like the word something?
Load More Replies...My dad had a side gig delivering papers - like you were the kid with the paper route? He dropped that bundle at your front door. I'd go help him all the time, especially on weekends. One time in high school, my friend and I came back to my house, s**t-faced. Dad knew it. Never said a word. Just got us both up at 0400 to help deliver the papers. I don't drink if I have to work any more.
Sure it was ok to ask him to do it but its normal for a kid to be mad about it, especially if given no advance notice (not giving notice was kind of mean, actually). he probably knows better than to call his dad an mf in person. chill out, people.
Better than being punched awake because the cat wouldn't come inside late on a summer night, and you gave up calling their name and left them outside. Still prefer an alarm clock to a fist.
My dad interviewed my teenaged friends that had cars. If I was to go anywhere with them he had to have a photocopy of their drivers license and insurance and he also inspected the car. My buddies thought it was hilarious while I just cringed. They all thought my dad was cool thou cause he had a armored personnel carrier and a anti aircraft cannon in our drive way.
If I referred to my father and a mf my life would end in a brutal en dramatic way. Also why is this bad? If my dad of 50+ could do those things then so should a young teen and it teaches you skills. This was semi normal in my house
My dad has thirteen children and I am the youngest and only girl. I had to help him side the house. I had to hang aluminum siding on a two story house. In the SUMMER. *I* had to do it because "they are boys and they are stupid, but they will figure out manual labor eventually, but you are a girl and you shouldn't have to rely on stupid boys for anything so you are going to learn things." I have never had to hang siding on a house again, but I am so grateful that I am able to use the lessons he taught me to maintain a home and a car and save myself THOUSANDS of dollars.
Congrats. My wife doesn't really know how to do maintenance and stuff. I will definitely be having my daughter around when I am doing things so she can learn.
Load More Replies...Some of those posts are indeed dads being jerks and @ssholes, others are just parenting in a more or less awkward way. Be happy if your dad really loved you enough to teach you, because there are millions of people who weren't that lucky.
Well my dad doesn't even know my age or what school I graduated from. I guess his dad was like him too. But I don't feel like I have a dad at all. I have never felt...
Load More Replies...I still had sleepovers up through high school because my friends loved my dad so much. When I would have my girls over, the next morning there would be a huge buffet style breakfast waiting for us. Like 6 different types of drinks on ice for our choosing, 10-20 different foods layed out on the buffet table that he would set up, and each of us would get a personalized place card with our name and an affirmation written on it. He was the best! Oh, and he would also make pancakes in any shape we requested
My dad taught me a lesson he didn't realize. Thirteen years old, school is out for summer. He drags my sorry ass out of bed and puts me up on the roof of a house he is doing (roofing contractor). That was the day I decided "I might go to college" to "F**k yeah I'm going to college". Funny thing is, when I started, he thought I was as some sort of JC...uh, no, its a full blown university that's hard to get into.
My dad was discussing gun safety with me and my sister so we could go to a shooting range and shoot them, and the entire thing was extremely dramatic. He told us stories about things like a boyfriend accidentally shot his girlfriend through the throat because he was fooling around with a gun, and even worse stories. Then he would completely panic of we accidentally put our fingers on the trigger for a split second even though the gun was on safety. When we actually went to the range I was convinced I was going to kill my whole family by accident, but it was not nearly as terrifying as he told us it was and actually turned out to be a fun trip.
Basic gun safety: Assume it is loaded, safety off, and a lethal weapon. Work from there. (But if you have a prop gun, and are told it's safe, you believe it, b/c you're not a gun user, and you trust your co-worker.)
Load More Replies...Spent part of my childhood on a working cattle ranch in southeast Colorado. Up before dawn, work hard all day. I was 5. First rule -animals come first, second rule - Never, ever under any circumstances leave a gate open. An animal gets out on the road, it will kill someone and be a loss of revenue. My brother left a gate open. Next morning an hour before everyone else got up, he was woken up. The window in his bedroom was opened and a shotgun was fired out the window about 3’ from his bed. No gate was ever left open ever again.
When I was 7, my dad told me "when I was you age, I was 8! Slacker!"
When i was learning to drive a manual car, my dad demonstrated moving from a stand still by spinning the wheels of the car. It was actually a great lesson. No matter how many revs you had, you can control your take off speed with how quickly you take the clutch out. I never forgot it and it was a great lesson when driving other manual cars with different clutch lengths.
Too many of these are people whining about having to contribute to the household.
OK. When you weight 95 pounds, were you asked to haul 160 pound items 1/4 mile across a farm by hand, on your back, just b/c your dad wanted you to "learn how pOWs felt"? That wasnt me contributing. That was my dad being batsh*t. CHORES are contributing. Suffering, not so much.
Load More Replies...My dad has thirteen children and I am the youngest and only girl. I had to help him side the house. I had to hang aluminum siding on a two story house. In the SUMMER. *I* had to do it because "they are boys and they are stupid, but they will figure out manual labor eventually, but you are a girl and you shouldn't have to rely on stupid boys for anything so you are going to learn things." I have never had to hang siding on a house again, but I am so grateful that I am able to use the lessons he taught me to maintain a home and a car and save myself THOUSANDS of dollars.
Congrats. My wife doesn't really know how to do maintenance and stuff. I will definitely be having my daughter around when I am doing things so she can learn.
Load More Replies...Some of those posts are indeed dads being jerks and @ssholes, others are just parenting in a more or less awkward way. Be happy if your dad really loved you enough to teach you, because there are millions of people who weren't that lucky.
Well my dad doesn't even know my age or what school I graduated from. I guess his dad was like him too. But I don't feel like I have a dad at all. I have never felt...
Load More Replies...I still had sleepovers up through high school because my friends loved my dad so much. When I would have my girls over, the next morning there would be a huge buffet style breakfast waiting for us. Like 6 different types of drinks on ice for our choosing, 10-20 different foods layed out on the buffet table that he would set up, and each of us would get a personalized place card with our name and an affirmation written on it. He was the best! Oh, and he would also make pancakes in any shape we requested
My dad taught me a lesson he didn't realize. Thirteen years old, school is out for summer. He drags my sorry ass out of bed and puts me up on the roof of a house he is doing (roofing contractor). That was the day I decided "I might go to college" to "F**k yeah I'm going to college". Funny thing is, when I started, he thought I was as some sort of JC...uh, no, its a full blown university that's hard to get into.
My dad was discussing gun safety with me and my sister so we could go to a shooting range and shoot them, and the entire thing was extremely dramatic. He told us stories about things like a boyfriend accidentally shot his girlfriend through the throat because he was fooling around with a gun, and even worse stories. Then he would completely panic of we accidentally put our fingers on the trigger for a split second even though the gun was on safety. When we actually went to the range I was convinced I was going to kill my whole family by accident, but it was not nearly as terrifying as he told us it was and actually turned out to be a fun trip.
Basic gun safety: Assume it is loaded, safety off, and a lethal weapon. Work from there. (But if you have a prop gun, and are told it's safe, you believe it, b/c you're not a gun user, and you trust your co-worker.)
Load More Replies...Spent part of my childhood on a working cattle ranch in southeast Colorado. Up before dawn, work hard all day. I was 5. First rule -animals come first, second rule - Never, ever under any circumstances leave a gate open. An animal gets out on the road, it will kill someone and be a loss of revenue. My brother left a gate open. Next morning an hour before everyone else got up, he was woken up. The window in his bedroom was opened and a shotgun was fired out the window about 3’ from his bed. No gate was ever left open ever again.
When I was 7, my dad told me "when I was you age, I was 8! Slacker!"
When i was learning to drive a manual car, my dad demonstrated moving from a stand still by spinning the wheels of the car. It was actually a great lesson. No matter how many revs you had, you can control your take off speed with how quickly you take the clutch out. I never forgot it and it was a great lesson when driving other manual cars with different clutch lengths.
Too many of these are people whining about having to contribute to the household.
OK. When you weight 95 pounds, were you asked to haul 160 pound items 1/4 mile across a farm by hand, on your back, just b/c your dad wanted you to "learn how pOWs felt"? That wasnt me contributing. That was my dad being batsh*t. CHORES are contributing. Suffering, not so much.
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