Oh, dear Lord, they’re at it again! Just when you thought that beard trends couldn’t get weirder (the ‘monkey tail’ beard fad still haunts me in my dreams sometimes), you find this doozy—the double mustache that’s been popping up here and there on the internet. It's so weird, Bored Panda just had to write about it. Obviously, having just one fabulous mustache isn’t enough for some men—so they opt for two. I’m not sure if Ron Swanson would be proud or disappointed.
I’ll be upfront with you, dear Pandas, I’m not a huge fan of the double mustache. Sure, this kind of beard might look amazing for a Halloween party or a fancy costume rave, but it’s not something that you’d want to become a long-lasting trend. But who knows, I could be wrong! It might just be me acting all jealous because I can’t grow a cool beard.
What do you think? Do you find the double mustache cool, attractive, and stylish? Is it something that you’d sport the next time you go back to college or the office? Is it better or worse than the ‘monkey tail’ beard? Let us know in the comments and remember to upvote the photos that you thought were neat as you scroll down.
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After looking at all 30, they all seem pointless. I don't think any of the owners look attractive, or like someone I'd want to hang out with.
I'm going to pretend he wears a shirt in public so as not to distress the rest of us.
Well, at least hardly anyone will see it and when they do they will likely be alone when she starts laughing.
If you want your beard looking fantastic, no matter what style it’s in, there are a whole bunch of things that you can do. The simplest piece of advice, that’s ironically the hardest to accomplish, is living a healthy lifestyle.
Eating a balanced diet, getting enough sleep, exercising on a regular basis, and avoiding unhealthy habits like smoking or drinking excessively will mean that your beard will be a reflection of you—magnificent. Unstoppable. So handsome it hurts to look at you directly.
My son will love knowing his drawing made it around the internet <3
Load More Replies...Thank you everyone. I'm glad I could entertain and or inspire you! :)
Now that you’ve completely restructured your life to be super healthy for the sake of your beard/mustache/double mustache, you can move on to other things. Like regularly washing your beard to get all the crumbs and bits of food out--ooh look at that, I found a Cheeto. There are loads of beard products that you can use, but let’s keep it simple: you can shampoo your beard, even if that sounds… wrong somehow.
You can also consider using hair conditioner on your beard, as well as applying some oil on your magnificent curls. Just be sure to massage the oil into your beard so it reaches the hair follicles.
That explains why I’m thinking of Craig Ferguson ‘s character in “How to Train your Dragon”.
Load More Replies...Finally, get your beard trimmed every few weeks. You can either do it yourself at home (just grab a pair of scissors or a beard trimmer) or head on over to your local barbershop for a quality experience. Just keep a handy answer ready in case they enquire about your double mustache!
From the book "Styling your Beard: Fun and Peculiar Attention Getters"
It's not even well done. At least some of the others did a little grooming.
Well it seems to me like he is in the process of shaving off his beard completely, and decided to have a little fun along the way. He shaved like this, took a picture, and then finished shaving. I doubt he even left the bathroom with this look.
Load More Replies...Tilt your head to the side and it reminds you of a female body part....
How could anyone look these men in the face whilst talking to them without bursting into laughter?
Detracts from his very blue eyes. Both mustaches could go.
It's possible we all have Stockholm Syndrome by now.
Load More Replies...Nice attempt, but it just looks like something is trying hide up his nostrils
watch another time in the mirror , please, you won't relieve what you see
Gorgeous background though. I gotta get myself of those wooden flags.
When you want your mustache and beard to match. And also, you have a tree growing out your head.
I was wondering if I was seeing things too..this man just keeps appearing, it wasn't that cool the first time
2 questions: why is this even a thing?? And how the f**k are people stupid enough to do this stuff 🤦♀️
Well, those guys look like idiots. On the up side, they look so ridiculous that you can spot them immediately, though, so that should keep some of them out of the gene pool.
well,you your eyebrows are probablly drawn on,your hair dyed and there is botox and silicon all over you and you need a few good hours to put on a make up just to look 6/10 and that is 80% of the modern day women,so i just hope you've got your jab and all the boosters...something you said about a gene pool..how sad and pathetic
Load More Replies...Finally! Women can do hundreds of different things to change their appearance. What do men have? Different colors on their suits, shirts, and ties. A couple different kind of hair style. They all look alike! So kudos, guys, for discovering a new difference in your appearance
I was just bored and had some left over hair glue hahaha
Load More Replies...If you would like to see see really interesting non-stupid beards/mustache look at photos from the UK 18 and 19th century
I love the special teacups they invented so they could have giant moustaches and still drink tea with dignity :D
Load More Replies...Wtf, when was this a thing!? Maybe a quarantine trend? I have no idea but this is stupid
2 questions: why is this even a thing?? And how the f**k are people stupid enough to do this stuff 🤦♀️
Well, those guys look like idiots. On the up side, they look so ridiculous that you can spot them immediately, though, so that should keep some of them out of the gene pool.
well,you your eyebrows are probablly drawn on,your hair dyed and there is botox and silicon all over you and you need a few good hours to put on a make up just to look 6/10 and that is 80% of the modern day women,so i just hope you've got your jab and all the boosters...something you said about a gene pool..how sad and pathetic
Load More Replies...Finally! Women can do hundreds of different things to change their appearance. What do men have? Different colors on their suits, shirts, and ties. A couple different kind of hair style. They all look alike! So kudos, guys, for discovering a new difference in your appearance
I was just bored and had some left over hair glue hahaha
Load More Replies...If you would like to see see really interesting non-stupid beards/mustache look at photos from the UK 18 and 19th century
I love the special teacups they invented so they could have giant moustaches and still drink tea with dignity :D
Load More Replies...Wtf, when was this a thing!? Maybe a quarantine trend? I have no idea but this is stupid
