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Someone Made This Simple Guide On Men’s Fashion That Illustrates The Dos, Don’ts, And ‘Oh God, Please Don’ts’
Someone Made This Simple Guide On Men’s Fashion That Illustrates The Dos, Don’ts, And ‘Oh God, Please Don’ts’
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Someone Made This Simple Guide On Men’s Fashion That Illustrates The Dos, Don’ts, And ‘Oh God, Please Don’ts’

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Some wardrobe classics never age. Like the leather biker and white t-shirt combo. Or the shearling jacket and grey jumper match. However, for every timeless look, there’s one that will never work. Ever.

Some time ago, the events team at The Bold Italic was putting on a men’s fashion show. They asked content creator Jessica Saia to put something together for its promotion. After giving it some thought, Saia teamed up with Isla Bell Murray and took a detour from the normal route one could go about it. They made a do’s and don’ts guide filled with funny photos that “barreled off the rails of what anyone would ever think to do when dressing.”

“[It] sounded much funnier and more interesting,” she told Bored Panda. “I had a friend sew the super-deep-V-neck and my friend Luke modeled for the men’s outfits we’ve created. It was definitely one of the most fun articles I produced.”

More info: jessicasaia.com | Instagram

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    “I’m certainly not a fashion trends expert; just someone who thought it’d be funny to explore ‘inverse cutoff shorts’ and wearing socks over your sandals. But I think there’s a spectrum of giving your wardrobe zero thought and way overthinking about trendy clothes,” Saia explained. “There are a lot of guys in San Francisco who seem to just wear whatever free clothes their company gives them with the logo on it, and I find these ugly outfits sort of uninspiring… but hey, people have different priorities. [For example,] my partner wears the same exact thing every single day like a cartoon character, and it works for him!”

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    To those who haven’t found their look yet, Saia advised to just mix the familiar with the new. “Everyone has a favorite shirt or sweater; think about what you like about it and then try to find things that have those elements to it. Also, trying on a certain kind of jacket or pants that you’ve never worn before can be really surprising. No matter what the style is, having things fit makes a huge difference. And it’s worth remembering that the fashion industry is the second-largest polluter in the world, just behind the oil industry; so getting things that last or shopping at second-hand stores is a good way to go.”

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    Rokas Laurinavičius

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    Rokas Laurinavičius

    Rokas Laurinavičius

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    Rokas is a writer at Bored Panda with a BA in Communication. After working for a sculptor, he fell in love with visual storytelling and enjoys covering everything from TV shows (any Sopranos fans out there?) to photography. Throughout his years in Bored Panda, over 300 million people have read the posts he's written, which is probably more than he could count to.

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    2WheelTravlr
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Contributor, please don't quit your day job. In fact, go back to it right now before any more attempts at "humor".

    AndersM
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the f**k is wrong with a normal v neck t-shirt? What's wrong with long shorts?

    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a normal V-neck. Read the caption "A deep V" and look how low it goes. It's not ridiculous like the last one, but it's still bad XD

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    Vic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear BP: This article goes in the "Please Don't" section

    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about this: We let men wear whatever they want to wear and whatever makes them happy and confident

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This also feels weirdly sexist somehow

    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is, there should be no dress rules for men or women, everyone should be allowed to wear what makes them happy and confident and comfortable

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    John Louis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boredpanda needs to rethink its policy as to what it posts to avoid nonsense like this post.

    Dominique
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    STOP telling people what and what not to wear god damnit

    raven apuada
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who are you to tell people what to wear

    AV7
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with don't t-shirt, sunglasses and shirt.

    Marie Lopner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is...the sun glasses are ugly and out of style since the 90s, the shirt is out of style since 2000

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    June Clavelle
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "please don'ts"are just silly.

    Chyppa Homer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...but what about my grandfather clock strapped to my neck with stylish anchor chain ?

    Lola
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, this was pretty bad. Keep your lousy fashion opinions to yourself next time.

    Jon S.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know what, do all of these because fashion is a farce and no one who matters cares.

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find both dos and don'ts OK. The please don'ts are simply ridiculous (which was probably the point).

    Dennis Kovalev
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't tell us what men must or mustn't wear. I loved most of the pleasedon't's)

    DC
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not too funny. I expecrted something about colour matching and stuff ... which is pretty simple anyway (no direct opposites, go two steps on a colour circle between shirt and tie, shirt is lightest colour, suit darkest, shirt has finest texture, tie biggest, suit none or equally fine, ...). Or "don't wear this to work, and then, like, a bavarian Dirndl for a guy, elephant panties for a woman, ... but this is boring.

    Cindy Richter
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let wear men what they want!! If you don't like it, look the other way.

    Arkeen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do : funny and/or interesting posts. Dont' : not funny and/or boring posts. Please don't : tell people how they should dress.

    AHQ
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wondering, like... why are you trying to tell men what do to with their own fashion and bodies? As a female, I'd be pretty miffed if this was an article on how women should and shouldn't dress... and I'm sure I wouldn't be the only one.

    Ana Vernick
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha, love the satire, your gorgeous model posing so seriously, especially the inverse cutoffs. Thank you for a good laugh, and serious eye candy (the model)

    Chris DiFonso
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for posting this! Hilarious

    Shart
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow..this is an extremely sexist posting panda! Imagine if men posted the same thing about women's fashion. Seems to me the authors want men's fashion choices to be cookie cutter,muted, drab,covering alot of his anatomy..and not form fitting.

    Craig Silberman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no cut-offs are acceptable I wore them as a kid in the 70s, and they've never been in style for men since that decade

    A B C
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you very much for re-instating gender-specific b******t. Let everyone wear what they want, stay in your conservative shell for yourself and be happy, but quit bothering others with it.

    Destiney Haddox
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was funny. A bit obvious but the "please dont's" made me laugh!

    Odina Rose
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "A clock strapped to your wrist with a shoelace" That's gotta be the hardest I've laughed all week.

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry fellow Pandas, but I cracked up on the last picture in each section. The model is a brave man!

    makazoid
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "Please don't"s made this worth it.

    Matthew Smith
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what a load of C**P....... I laughed my farking head off.

    CbusResident
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do: your own fashion thing, whether that's stylistically conservative (as I tend towards), totally out there, or anything in between. Don't: stanch out all the individual personality and choices some make through their clothes. My little brother in the past would wear a Star Trek the Next Generation tie from the '90s (with the enterprise on it), and odd colorful t-shirts and hats he'd found at the thrift store. I used to wear bright colors but now I'm enjoying darker ones. Do what expresses you! You might look back and cringe at some of your choices, but you've still got to be you.

    Zaneta Berkyova-Vasilenkova
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last photo made me smile.Im from Slovakia,small town called Detva and we do have folk shirts for a men short like that.

    Margita
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My thoughts exactly! Detva invented crop tops a long time ago :D

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    Mariam Simmons
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the only rule men should follow is to be comfy with what their wearing) It's just about to be confident with your look, whether it's shirts, shoes, etc. E.g. quality and classy shoes can be found here https://www.alpineswiss.com/mens/shoes/sneakers-casual/

    Mariam Simmons
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the only rule men should follow is being comfy with their outfit) They can be classy just wearing quality and cute shoes or shirts they love. E.g. a great selection of sandals and other shoes can be found here. https://www.alpineswiss.com/mens/shoes/sneakers-casual/

    Jennifer Brown
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Capris on men are very popular in Europe....jean cutoff capris maybe not so much....

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to see one man wearing all the Please Don'ts. That would look amazing!

    Kalaih Zora
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, how are "too old your granny thought they were fashionable" sunglasses a do?

    Marie Lopner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you mean the blue ones that where never in style look better? Please do is a classic...please dont not so much

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    Kevin Knaap
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me angry. Stop telling me Wht to wear and what not to wear! This is so stupid. And saying this is some new idea is ridiculous. Being told what you are allowed to do with clothing is constant. So stupid

    Hazel Rose
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or how's about you wear what you want?

    Stephenie Stone
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The funniest thing about this post is how many men are triggered by it. 🤣😂

    Yixing
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with socks and sandals? They're comfy n keep your toes warm, that's good enough for everybody right?

    Coco
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ridiculous. People should dress as they want. If you don't like it, look elsewhere.

    DaVo
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus I have seen these pics years ago, somewhere else. Not an original post, to say the least.

    M. Sabbe
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey what's wrong with a clock strapped with a shoelace

    Joyce Blodgett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone has a man hating problem, looks like. There's nothing at all wrong with a man wearing a V-neck T, nor with wearing the longer "capri" shorts. They're both appropriately modest, and can be worn nearly everywhere. As an elderly woman (70), I actually appreciate seeing men dress for comfort, not as a means to impress others. My minister and his 21 and 18 year old sons wear V-neck T's, and his wife happily buys them whenever they need new ones. And I'm going out on a limb here, but whatever sunglasses a guy wants to wear should be up to him, not some anonymous, holier-than-thou contributor who is clueless as to what others want. Perhaps stop "contributing," seeing that your opinion isn't worth acknowledging.

    Jeri Cheney
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I like the embroidered fitted shirt. Things that liven up the look are ok. It does seem it is written from a particular style point of view - boring straight guy.

    Eugene Sigauke
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow I really like what you did with the blog and I like the loads of humor you put which made it fun to read. I especially like the one on he deep V-necks. Overall great read and I elaborate more on men's fashion tips so if you want to read that then https://tinotendasigy.wixsite.com/realmensfashion

    pedro ramirez
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I disagree with the V neck. Besides to each their own. Bad thing about fashion is, everyone has their own style and preferences and they are going to dress how they want, how comfortable they feel and depending on their income status, what they can afford

    Sandra Mason
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my idiot neighbor wears his sunglasses on his forehead. could we add that? plus red shorts and no shirt to cover his man boobs.

    Thomas Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont understand why people are being so rude ,i liked the article many may not agree with your point of view but to each his own! On a different note visit this site for awesome black leather jackets

    nolls888
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cut-off capri actually look kinda cool. Reminds me of korean fashion in the oversized aspect. Their fashion try to be playful/child like to give off innocent traits, but American are more into mature/sexy/sensual looks. So doubt it would look good here. It's just an opinion, everyone free to give opinion. The sandal one is funny.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone calling a pair of sandals "classy" should be banned from the internet. Forever.

    Pobin Rice
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wraparound glasses help people who suffer from my problems you f*****g Nazis.... otherwise all is correct

    Isog Sargent
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BS. So women can wear v necks down to their navels but men can't?

    Arran Walker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sunglasses one was the only real one, which is why it was used to promote the article. No one ever does any of the other “please don’t” looks.

    未周 陸
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally HILARIOUS! I think some take this post in a Wrong way. Yes, some DON'Ts and PLEASE DON'Ts are Exaggerated to pinpoint the Common Sense out of each Style shown here because, Unfortunately, Nowadays, Subtlety is A Rarity!

    Laf
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I- these please donts are absolute b******t......

    Ed Martin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loved it! I don't know who the model is in the photos but I would take him in any of those

    Trish Greene
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I freakin' loved this post. It made me laugh out loud. Since I write for an online retailer, I thought this tongue-in-cheek post was the best! Thanks!

    Simone Olivier
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how to dress: try to be as boring as humanly possible.

    Isabelle
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the version in the middle always is the worst. The third one is awful but if one dresses like that, they are making a point for themselves. The middle one just says: I am not aware that my sense in fashion is awful so I am wearing this in full pride.

    Ms E
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with the second shirt photo? O_0

    Tomasz Zakrzewski
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with that blue sunglasses frame?

    Marie Lopner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugly as f**k. Those and the long shorts together....no. no. Sure. Wear them. Everybody should wear what they want but those glasses and those pants are ugly

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    Stille20
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have I just been on the internet too long? This is several years old.

    J.Labuschagné
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only way this post makes sense is if it is meant as ironic commentary on the way women are prescribed what to wear. If it is, then congrats. If it is not... Well I promise you there is someone, somewhere in this world that can pull off every single one of these looks, because when you have an open mind you can admire the beauty of someone wearing an outfit they feel utterly comfortable in, regardless of what that outfit actually is.

    Hellikitty Callaghan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some folk’s comments here should be sent to a really bad sad unhappy place... and please take them with you!

    Full Name
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Classy" sandals? That's not possible.

    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In next year's ladies' fashion, cutoff button downs.

    Camil Gagnon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a load of, boring, snobish c**p.

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not enough effort put into this. More entertaining if there are real hell nos.

    A Jones
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now to combine all the "please don'ts"into total cringe wear.

    Alice Laughs
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'all. S.a.t.i.r.e. It's supposed to be ridiculous... not judgmental or in any way factual misandrist commentary. Thanks for the laugh!

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're young and sexy like this model, DON'T WEAR ANYTHING! Those inverse shorts highlighting his big bulge are a big YES from me!

    Oscar Guerrero
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but I like embellished button down shirts.... :P

    shado
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what the hell is so bad about sock and sandals? ... many people like wearing sandals but their toes get cold when worn on cooler days. I am starting to think people need to get a clue about what looks good and what is considered to be 'in good fashion' ... sadly this article was just not up to the usual 'good Panda' standards we've all come to expect

    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those sandals aren't classy, with or without socks....

    matthew owen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    go f**k yourself, telling people what they can or can't wear. absolute bell end.

    Nick Fletcher
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah well those first pair of glasses don;t fit my face but the second pair do soooo

    Kate Puxley
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stupid. Can't we find humour in more elevated ways, rather than supporting judgmental practices? Let's celebrate difference and be intelligent with our humour.

    Seth Stephens
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So Jessica and Isla can tell me what to wear but if I were to do the same to them I would be a sexist jerk. Whatever. I'm about to wear cargo shorts with a sweater vest and knee high socks over my sandals because screw them and this dumb a*s article

    Stephanie Blasyak
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are cut off jean shorts a "do" anytime after 1987

    Seth Stephens
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only part of this article I laughed at was the fact that was a "Do"

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    How Terribly Unfortunate
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    6 years ago

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    Cindy Snow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure people can dress how they like. And some people will laugh at bad taste.

    Daniel da Silva
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was written by a straight man, right?

    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't on any kind of cutoff or crop top. Just no, not even jorts. Not for men, and not for women. XD The embellished button up actually looks nice (it's not a button down, there's no buttons on the collar :P). And there's nothing wrong with socks and sandals, get over it :P

    Ben Smith
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jorts are always a DON’T. ALWAYS

    Martti Laurson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine all the don'ts on one man. What he would look like :D

    Csaba Hegedűs
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could tell you where to put your fashion advices. Of course the third options are deliberately made ridiculous but many of the second options make sense, and I have to say, that with sunglasses which are supposed to protect your eyes from sunlight, the second option is way better than the first.

    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like Luke, but the rest of the post is kind of personal taste (although I agree with most of them).

    Tamara Bradshaw
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The short shorts on guys I hate. They aren’t manly.

    Tamara Bradshaw
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comment: Stop telling people what to wear!!! Wah!!! Me: Remember humor? You too serious, overly sensitive, PC turd.

    Mike Huntly
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1984 called and they want their fringy cutoff sodomy shorts back

    Mike Huntly
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sandals with Slacks of any kind is a major DON'T, always bugsNO-5de...871cd0.jpg bugsNO-5de51b0871cd0.jpg

    Derek Neibarger
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watches are don't, don't, and don't. Why spend money on a completely obsolete piece of technology, just for fashion? Jorts is totally wrong. Anything above the knee is a fail. The sunglasses "do" is also a total fail. No self respecting male would be caught dead in those shades.

    Damien McDallydally
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    6 years ago

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    This "article" (if you can even call it that) is absolute TRASH. Let people wear what they will. Sure, you might look at someone and think what they're wearing looks c**p, but so f*****g what? It's their life. Also, you have no way of knowing wether or not a person has serious economic problems and that might be why they are wearing what they're wearing or if it's because of something else. Why should it be acceptable for strangers to JUDGE others based on their own taste? We've all heard of the white socks in sandals thing. Well i'm currently using this every time i go outside. You see, i have to wear bandages on both my legs due to some nasty wounds that won't heal. Because of the bandages, sandals are the only footwear that fits me at the moment. White bandages + sandals = the big no-no.. I've gotten SO many views from people. It's clear that they feel i'm commiting some fashion crime.. You don't know anything about a stranger. STOP MEDDLING!

    Zaheen Muhammad
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    6 years ago

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    I mean the post mentioned 'simple' but this was like a whole new level. If it's from someone who's just started writing, I'd say not bad! Keep working on it..

    Cristian Stefan
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    6 years ago

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    This has to be the shittiest article I have read in 2019

    Zoe's Mom
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    6 years ago

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    Very old article.

    Kevin Hickey
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know that they're trying to be humorous, but we're not in high school anymore. If someone is comfortable in a v-neck t-shirt then they should wear a v-neck t-shirt. Also, I ALWAYS wear socks with my sandals for the same reason I wear socks with my other shoes.

    Richard Wareham
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    6 years ago

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    I see nothing wrong except turn-ups on the jeans. Big mistake!

    ej wey
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    6 years ago

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    Might be the dumbest thing I've seen on here maybe.......

    Ivana Bogdan
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    6 years ago

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    I can't dislike this post enough.

    SirPatTheCat
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    6 years ago

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    Seems kinda hypocritical that bp is always like “let people do what they want, be inclusive, etc etc” and yet we have this telling men what to wear...

    Keith Kieth
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    6 years ago

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    The comments really let's us know who never learned to dress themselves without thinking "this will make chicks think I'm awesome" when that's not why they're looking at you

    Gregor Clemens
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    6 years ago

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    such a dumb and sexist post... the same way that men should NEVER tell a woman how to dress and judge her by her fashion choices, a woman should NEVER do that to a man. this is all kinds of wrong and demeaning - it plays into that outdated trope that men cannot dress themselves.

    2WheelTravlr
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Contributor, please don't quit your day job. In fact, go back to it right now before any more attempts at "humor".

    AndersM
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the f**k is wrong with a normal v neck t-shirt? What's wrong with long shorts?

    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a normal V-neck. Read the caption "A deep V" and look how low it goes. It's not ridiculous like the last one, but it's still bad XD

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    Vic
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear BP: This article goes in the "Please Don't" section

    Kaisu
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about this: We let men wear whatever they want to wear and whatever makes them happy and confident

    Samantha Lomb
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This also feels weirdly sexist somehow

    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is, there should be no dress rules for men or women, everyone should be allowed to wear what makes them happy and confident and comfortable

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    John Louis
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boredpanda needs to rethink its policy as to what it posts to avoid nonsense like this post.

    Dominique
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    STOP telling people what and what not to wear god damnit

    raven apuada
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who are you to tell people what to wear

    AV7
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with don't t-shirt, sunglasses and shirt.

    Marie Lopner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is...the sun glasses are ugly and out of style since the 90s, the shirt is out of style since 2000

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    June Clavelle
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "please don'ts"are just silly.

    Chyppa Homer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...but what about my grandfather clock strapped to my neck with stylish anchor chain ?

    Lola
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, this was pretty bad. Keep your lousy fashion opinions to yourself next time.

    Jon S.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know what, do all of these because fashion is a farce and no one who matters cares.

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find both dos and don'ts OK. The please don'ts are simply ridiculous (which was probably the point).

    Dennis Kovalev
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't tell us what men must or mustn't wear. I loved most of the pleasedon't's)

    DC
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not too funny. I expecrted something about colour matching and stuff ... which is pretty simple anyway (no direct opposites, go two steps on a colour circle between shirt and tie, shirt is lightest colour, suit darkest, shirt has finest texture, tie biggest, suit none or equally fine, ...). Or "don't wear this to work, and then, like, a bavarian Dirndl for a guy, elephant panties for a woman, ... but this is boring.

    Cindy Richter
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let wear men what they want!! If you don't like it, look the other way.

    Arkeen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do : funny and/or interesting posts. Dont' : not funny and/or boring posts. Please don't : tell people how they should dress.

    AHQ
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wondering, like... why are you trying to tell men what do to with their own fashion and bodies? As a female, I'd be pretty miffed if this was an article on how women should and shouldn't dress... and I'm sure I wouldn't be the only one.

    Ana Vernick
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha, love the satire, your gorgeous model posing so seriously, especially the inverse cutoffs. Thank you for a good laugh, and serious eye candy (the model)

    Chris DiFonso
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for posting this! Hilarious

    Shart
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow..this is an extremely sexist posting panda! Imagine if men posted the same thing about women's fashion. Seems to me the authors want men's fashion choices to be cookie cutter,muted, drab,covering alot of his anatomy..and not form fitting.

    Craig Silberman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no cut-offs are acceptable I wore them as a kid in the 70s, and they've never been in style for men since that decade

    A B C
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you very much for re-instating gender-specific b******t. Let everyone wear what they want, stay in your conservative shell for yourself and be happy, but quit bothering others with it.

    Destiney Haddox
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was funny. A bit obvious but the "please dont's" made me laugh!

    Odina Rose
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "A clock strapped to your wrist with a shoelace" That's gotta be the hardest I've laughed all week.

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry fellow Pandas, but I cracked up on the last picture in each section. The model is a brave man!

    makazoid
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "Please don't"s made this worth it.

    Matthew Smith
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what a load of C**P....... I laughed my farking head off.

    CbusResident
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do: your own fashion thing, whether that's stylistically conservative (as I tend towards), totally out there, or anything in between. Don't: stanch out all the individual personality and choices some make through their clothes. My little brother in the past would wear a Star Trek the Next Generation tie from the '90s (with the enterprise on it), and odd colorful t-shirts and hats he'd found at the thrift store. I used to wear bright colors but now I'm enjoying darker ones. Do what expresses you! You might look back and cringe at some of your choices, but you've still got to be you.

    Zaneta Berkyova-Vasilenkova
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last photo made me smile.Im from Slovakia,small town called Detva and we do have folk shirts for a men short like that.

    Margita
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My thoughts exactly! Detva invented crop tops a long time ago :D

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    Mariam Simmons
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the only rule men should follow is to be comfy with what their wearing) It's just about to be confident with your look, whether it's shirts, shoes, etc. E.g. quality and classy shoes can be found here https://www.alpineswiss.com/mens/shoes/sneakers-casual/

    Mariam Simmons
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the only rule men should follow is being comfy with their outfit) They can be classy just wearing quality and cute shoes or shirts they love. E.g. a great selection of sandals and other shoes can be found here. https://www.alpineswiss.com/mens/shoes/sneakers-casual/

    Jennifer Brown
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Capris on men are very popular in Europe....jean cutoff capris maybe not so much....

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to see one man wearing all the Please Don'ts. That would look amazing!

    Kalaih Zora
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, how are "too old your granny thought they were fashionable" sunglasses a do?

    Marie Lopner
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you mean the blue ones that where never in style look better? Please do is a classic...please dont not so much

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    Kevin Knaap
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me angry. Stop telling me Wht to wear and what not to wear! This is so stupid. And saying this is some new idea is ridiculous. Being told what you are allowed to do with clothing is constant. So stupid

    Hazel Rose
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or how's about you wear what you want?

    Stephenie Stone
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The funniest thing about this post is how many men are triggered by it. 🤣😂

    Yixing
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with socks and sandals? They're comfy n keep your toes warm, that's good enough for everybody right?

    Coco
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ridiculous. People should dress as they want. If you don't like it, look elsewhere.

    DaVo
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus I have seen these pics years ago, somewhere else. Not an original post, to say the least.

    M. Sabbe
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey what's wrong with a clock strapped with a shoelace

    Joyce Blodgett
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone has a man hating problem, looks like. There's nothing at all wrong with a man wearing a V-neck T, nor with wearing the longer "capri" shorts. They're both appropriately modest, and can be worn nearly everywhere. As an elderly woman (70), I actually appreciate seeing men dress for comfort, not as a means to impress others. My minister and his 21 and 18 year old sons wear V-neck T's, and his wife happily buys them whenever they need new ones. And I'm going out on a limb here, but whatever sunglasses a guy wants to wear should be up to him, not some anonymous, holier-than-thou contributor who is clueless as to what others want. Perhaps stop "contributing," seeing that your opinion isn't worth acknowledging.

    Jeri Cheney
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I like the embroidered fitted shirt. Things that liven up the look are ok. It does seem it is written from a particular style point of view - boring straight guy.

    Eugene Sigauke
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow I really like what you did with the blog and I like the loads of humor you put which made it fun to read. I especially like the one on he deep V-necks. Overall great read and I elaborate more on men's fashion tips so if you want to read that then https://tinotendasigy.wixsite.com/realmensfashion

    pedro ramirez
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I disagree with the V neck. Besides to each their own. Bad thing about fashion is, everyone has their own style and preferences and they are going to dress how they want, how comfortable they feel and depending on their income status, what they can afford

    Sandra Mason
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my idiot neighbor wears his sunglasses on his forehead. could we add that? plus red shorts and no shirt to cover his man boobs.

    Thomas Smith
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont understand why people are being so rude ,i liked the article many may not agree with your point of view but to each his own! On a different note visit this site for awesome black leather jackets

    nolls888
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cut-off capri actually look kinda cool. Reminds me of korean fashion in the oversized aspect. Their fashion try to be playful/child like to give off innocent traits, but American are more into mature/sexy/sensual looks. So doubt it would look good here. It's just an opinion, everyone free to give opinion. The sandal one is funny.

    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone calling a pair of sandals "classy" should be banned from the internet. Forever.

    Pobin Rice
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wraparound glasses help people who suffer from my problems you f*****g Nazis.... otherwise all is correct

    Isog Sargent
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BS. So women can wear v necks down to their navels but men can't?

    Arran Walker
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sunglasses one was the only real one, which is why it was used to promote the article. No one ever does any of the other “please don’t” looks.

    未周 陸
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally HILARIOUS! I think some take this post in a Wrong way. Yes, some DON'Ts and PLEASE DON'Ts are Exaggerated to pinpoint the Common Sense out of each Style shown here because, Unfortunately, Nowadays, Subtlety is A Rarity!

    Laf
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I- these please donts are absolute b******t......

    Ed Martin
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loved it! I don't know who the model is in the photos but I would take him in any of those

    Trish Greene
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I freakin' loved this post. It made me laugh out loud. Since I write for an online retailer, I thought this tongue-in-cheek post was the best! Thanks!

    Simone Olivier
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how to dress: try to be as boring as humanly possible.

    Isabelle
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the version in the middle always is the worst. The third one is awful but if one dresses like that, they are making a point for themselves. The middle one just says: I am not aware that my sense in fashion is awful so I am wearing this in full pride.

    Ms E
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with the second shirt photo? O_0

    Tomasz Zakrzewski
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with that blue sunglasses frame?

    Marie Lopner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugly as f**k. Those and the long shorts together....no. no. Sure. Wear them. Everybody should wear what they want but those glasses and those pants are ugly

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    Stille20
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have I just been on the internet too long? This is several years old.

    J.Labuschagné
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only way this post makes sense is if it is meant as ironic commentary on the way women are prescribed what to wear. If it is, then congrats. If it is not... Well I promise you there is someone, somewhere in this world that can pull off every single one of these looks, because when you have an open mind you can admire the beauty of someone wearing an outfit they feel utterly comfortable in, regardless of what that outfit actually is.

    Hellikitty Callaghan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some folk’s comments here should be sent to a really bad sad unhappy place... and please take them with you!

    Full Name
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Classy" sandals? That's not possible.

    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In next year's ladies' fashion, cutoff button downs.

    Camil Gagnon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a load of, boring, snobish c**p.

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not enough effort put into this. More entertaining if there are real hell nos.

    A Jones
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now to combine all the "please don'ts"into total cringe wear.

    Alice Laughs
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'all. S.a.t.i.r.e. It's supposed to be ridiculous... not judgmental or in any way factual misandrist commentary. Thanks for the laugh!

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're young and sexy like this model, DON'T WEAR ANYTHING! Those inverse shorts highlighting his big bulge are a big YES from me!

    Oscar Guerrero
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but I like embellished button down shirts.... :P

    shado
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what the hell is so bad about sock and sandals? ... many people like wearing sandals but their toes get cold when worn on cooler days. I am starting to think people need to get a clue about what looks good and what is considered to be 'in good fashion' ... sadly this article was just not up to the usual 'good Panda' standards we've all come to expect

    Martha Meyer
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those sandals aren't classy, with or without socks....

    matthew owen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    go f**k yourself, telling people what they can or can't wear. absolute bell end.

    Nick Fletcher
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah well those first pair of glasses don;t fit my face but the second pair do soooo

    Kate Puxley
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stupid. Can't we find humour in more elevated ways, rather than supporting judgmental practices? Let's celebrate difference and be intelligent with our humour.

    Seth Stephens
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So Jessica and Isla can tell me what to wear but if I were to do the same to them I would be a sexist jerk. Whatever. I'm about to wear cargo shorts with a sweater vest and knee high socks over my sandals because screw them and this dumb a*s article

    Stephanie Blasyak
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are cut off jean shorts a "do" anytime after 1987

    Seth Stephens
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only part of this article I laughed at was the fact that was a "Do"

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    How Terribly Unfortunate
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    Cindy Snow
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure people can dress how they like. And some people will laugh at bad taste.

    Daniel da Silva
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was written by a straight man, right?

    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't on any kind of cutoff or crop top. Just no, not even jorts. Not for men, and not for women. XD The embellished button up actually looks nice (it's not a button down, there's no buttons on the collar :P). And there's nothing wrong with socks and sandals, get over it :P

    Ben Smith
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jorts are always a DON’T. ALWAYS

    Martti Laurson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine all the don'ts on one man. What he would look like :D

    Csaba Hegedűs
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could tell you where to put your fashion advices. Of course the third options are deliberately made ridiculous but many of the second options make sense, and I have to say, that with sunglasses which are supposed to protect your eyes from sunlight, the second option is way better than the first.

    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like Luke, but the rest of the post is kind of personal taste (although I agree with most of them).

    Tamara Bradshaw
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The short shorts on guys I hate. They aren’t manly.

    Tamara Bradshaw
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comment: Stop telling people what to wear!!! Wah!!! Me: Remember humor? You too serious, overly sensitive, PC turd.

    Mike Huntly
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1984 called and they want their fringy cutoff sodomy shorts back

    Mike Huntly
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sandals with Slacks of any kind is a major DON'T, always bugsNO-5de...871cd0.jpg bugsNO-5de51b0871cd0.jpg

    Derek Neibarger
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watches are don't, don't, and don't. Why spend money on a completely obsolete piece of technology, just for fashion? Jorts is totally wrong. Anything above the knee is a fail. The sunglasses "do" is also a total fail. No self respecting male would be caught dead in those shades.

    Damien McDallydally
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    6 years ago

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    This "article" (if you can even call it that) is absolute TRASH. Let people wear what they will. Sure, you might look at someone and think what they're wearing looks c**p, but so f*****g what? It's their life. Also, you have no way of knowing wether or not a person has serious economic problems and that might be why they are wearing what they're wearing or if it's because of something else. Why should it be acceptable for strangers to JUDGE others based on their own taste? We've all heard of the white socks in sandals thing. Well i'm currently using this every time i go outside. You see, i have to wear bandages on both my legs due to some nasty wounds that won't heal. Because of the bandages, sandals are the only footwear that fits me at the moment. White bandages + sandals = the big no-no.. I've gotten SO many views from people. It's clear that they feel i'm commiting some fashion crime.. You don't know anything about a stranger. STOP MEDDLING!

    Zaheen Muhammad
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    6 years ago

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    I mean the post mentioned 'simple' but this was like a whole new level. If it's from someone who's just started writing, I'd say not bad! Keep working on it..

    Cristian Stefan
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    6 years ago

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    This has to be the shittiest article I have read in 2019

    Zoe's Mom
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    6 years ago

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    Very old article.

    Kevin Hickey
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know that they're trying to be humorous, but we're not in high school anymore. If someone is comfortable in a v-neck t-shirt then they should wear a v-neck t-shirt. Also, I ALWAYS wear socks with my sandals for the same reason I wear socks with my other shoes.

    Richard Wareham
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    6 years ago

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    I see nothing wrong except turn-ups on the jeans. Big mistake!

    ej wey
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    6 years ago

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    Might be the dumbest thing I've seen on here maybe.......

    Ivana Bogdan
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    6 years ago

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    I can't dislike this post enough.

    SirPatTheCat
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    6 years ago

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    Seems kinda hypocritical that bp is always like “let people do what they want, be inclusive, etc etc” and yet we have this telling men what to wear...

    Keith Kieth
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    6 years ago

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    The comments really let's us know who never learned to dress themselves without thinking "this will make chicks think I'm awesome" when that's not why they're looking at you

    Gregor Clemens
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    6 years ago

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    such a dumb and sexist post... the same way that men should NEVER tell a woman how to dress and judge her by her fashion choices, a woman should NEVER do that to a man. this is all kinds of wrong and demeaning - it plays into that outdated trope that men cannot dress themselves.

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