Hilarious Guide To Dog Breeds That Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog

I always feel sorry for huskies who are adopted by lazy people. They should get a lazy dog or a goldfish.

I'm dying here, because the husky I had growing up quite literally ate a couch. Seriously, just springs and some wood left.

Heavily coated dogs = cold climates. It's just cruel to expect your beautiful Husky/Malamute/Samoyed to be happy anywhere id doesn't snow at least SOMETIME!

I had 2 husky litter mates and acreage . Exercise problem solved. Oh, and they HATED snow. They were such babies and cried and whined when I attempted to make them go out in it. They were so funny and the absolute best!!!!!!!

Save up the hair that sheds, add water, get a puppy.

So happy we lived so close to the edge of the city limits. Four blocks, then my wife would hang out the window with the long lead so Arlo could get a real good run in a couple times a week. Rain or shine. Winter or summer. The rest of the time he a I would go biking. Had this arm attachment on the bike to hook a short leash to, worked great. Miss that boy.

My neighbors have a husky who just learned he can jump their 4 foot fence and come romp with my dogs when he wants to.

People should also consider the climate when choosing a dog - Huskies in Israel or Thailand, nooooo

I have 5, yes 5 huskies. all are adopted, live in the house or air conditioned garage. And yes they are a hand -full(like having five five-year-olds running around. But I wouldnt trade them for the world. And contrary to popular belief, huskies can take the heat. I live in Texas, and mine cant wait to get outside, or to the bark-park. Walks with that many is a chore. Only take two at a time, but they all get a turn. You cant have just one.LOL

I could not agree more with most of the sentiments expressed here and I have steered my folks away from Huskies as a breed. However, there REALLY IS that rare couch potato of a husky that would rather snuggle, cuddle, and nap in spite of ALL your pleas to go out side & run & play. I have one. She is a little TOO content (even for me) just lay on the sofa and stay warm! Mar282015_...b176d6.jpg

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We have a husky. A very noise sensitive husky, who doesn't like to go for walks outside where there are cars nearby, or horns, or big trucks, or sirens. We have a nice backyard that she loves to play in, but the moment a loud siren can be heard.....she runs for the gate and wants to go back inside. It's just who she is. She is a very timid dog who doesn't really go up to people to be petted......she takes her time observing you first, then will approach you. Once she does come to you, she'll be your best friend. You cannot judge a dog, or make assumptions.....every dog has their own personality regardless of breed. She has never chewed any furniture, she doesn't take food off the coffee table if left there....she is very well behaved. She does love a good nap though! LOL

Very astute & focused summary of Sibe-wise traits. I could have added one further trait: "I MUST be with you every wakened second of the day; if I am not, I'll eat the very latest book you just acquired as your penalty!" There are more (acquired through 40 year of life with these lovely furry canine wolf-clones, but the gist of it is here (in Grace's cartoon), LoL!

OK than living in the Southern states is out...CHECK

They have a great howling song too to keep you company.

These guys really really really neeeed a lot!! :b

Our husky literally ate our couch!

Fits ours perfectly. LOL She's so fun.

2 weeks ago we took in our fifth arctic rescue (first malamute, previous 4 have been huskies). Arctics are unbelievably cute and adorable as puppies, they're just little pudgy balls of fluff (our first husky, who we bought as a pup, was once literally mistaken for thistledown blowing on the breeze). Lot's of people get them as puppies because they're so cute. Then they grow up, and they are working dogs. Huskies especially. You either take a husky for a 5 km run every day or they will eat the house, then escape, and cause havoc in the neighbourhood. No third option. They're also very headstrong, they take commands and orders more as optional recommendations, and will constantly try to bend or break the rules. They are great dogs, IF you're willing to put the work in to look after them and train them. Sadly, plenty of people aren't.

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People make this mistake all the time. They get a huskie for it's looks but don't realize these fuzzy babies need tons of exercise! I had a friend who kept one chained to a tree 24/7 and couldn't understand why She (the dog) kept breaking lose and running off. D'uh! I felt so bad for that dog.

What is that purple thing on the kids ear?

so very, very true . . . .

"treking" bothers me and I am not even a grammar Nazi.

Labs are great! They are smart, and loyal,....if you can keep them at home. They're Big-Time roamers. Unfortunately, they don't do all that well in the house. My black Lab, 'Captain Black' had a lethal tail, which was always sweeping back and forth. Unfortunately, he could clear a coffee table in a matter of just a few seconds. The Captain was the main reason why I happily switched from red wine to white wine. Oh, and the Captain sure could fart up a storm too. :D

2 Dobermans used to bark furiously at me every morning as I walked to school bus. One morning I spoke to them. Then on, our routine was they would wait for me eagerly every morning, and I would stop and talk to them. They were happy to see me.

Nonono german Shepards are just floofy boofs, and squishy boopers

Just like the owners.

big babies :-). i had a chihuahua once and met a great dane. my chihuahua scared him to death!

My dog loves to play with the rottweiler mix down the street. He looks like a purebreed, like no sign of the dalmation or the mastiff in him. Everytime he sees our dog he jumps up and down like a little puppy.

The Yorkshire terrier will also show its affection by nipping your ankles. They have teeth sharp enough to draw blood at every nip. (Don't tell me that I should break them of that habit, please -- they're not my dogs but a friend's.)

Still miss ours. He was awesome. Never really had to train him and he listened perfectly. Would just walk near you and come when called. Kinda obsessed about bananas and would do anything for 1. (Stole a whole bunch of the table once... Silly dog) He hated water so when it was bath time, I would just get in the shower with him and close the door. He loved getting brushed and groomed though.

Poogs from the other article 🤣🤣

Also Food machine, also needs unlimited times of trecking unless it's hot.

Poodles are smarter than many humans.

The border collie needs to have work to do or it will be neurotic. If you don't have time to spend training your dog, get something less intelligent. Sometimes a border collie will herd your kids to keep them from getting separated from you.

They are stressed because of all they have to carry in their folds of infinity

Tsundere lol that actually sums it up pretty well. Mine sometimes wants to be pet hard and long, but mostly she'll lay down somewhere close and love you from a distance - just don't touch her or she'll leave.

Just adopted an old man doxie with no teeth. Jef is right, he will eat rabbit poops, frozen bread in the yard for the birds, anything off the floor. He doesn't look to see what it is, he just gulps it down.

"BorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBork"