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You’ve heard of pineapple on pizza, but have you ever dared to try pizza on pineapple? What about cheesecake that’s covered in slices of good old American cheese? Or some gas station hot dogs that have been gently nibbled on by a friendly rat? 

I’m sorry to ruin your appetite pandas, but we’ve got some fresh, hot off the grill cursed food pics for you all just waiting to be devoured down below. We’ve taken a trip to this Facebook page dedicated to unsettling food photos and ordered some of the finest offerings from their menu, so we can all enjoy dig in together. Good luck scrolling through this list without losing your lunch, and be sure to upvote the pics that you believe would make Gordon Ramsay have a conniption!

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Upstaged75
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3 years ago

Awesome!

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    Ken Beattie
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    3 years ago

    Roast sandwich shop near us used to do loaded baked potatoes with roast beef/pork smothered in cheese, gravy and spring onions. They were great, pity they changed owners, went to hell and finally shut down.

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    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    3 years ago

    Add a bowl of Campbell's tomato soup and you've got a deal 🙂

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    Pancake_Pansexual_Panda
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    3 years ago

    This gives me Halloween vibes, yet also gives me Christmas vibes.

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    Absolutely a plant.
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    3 years ago

    Every time I eat a sandwich this exact scenario word for word plays through my mind.

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    Uncanny
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    3 years ago

    Am I the only one who wants to turn the cans so the moustaches are all pointing downwards? It’s making my eye twitch. 😉 See?

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    freakingbee (any pronouns)
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    3 years ago

    awww

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    Sue Denham
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    3 years ago

    I'm guessing the produce department staff were running a sweepstake on how many minutes that sign would be up before a customer decided to be offended and make a complaint. Hilarious.

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    TrustyMonkey
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    3 years ago

    Don’t worry, salt is covered under the 5 millennium rule, so it should be ok.

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    Leanne Hailes
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    3 years ago

    Yes, to each their own 😍

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    Pancake_Pansexual_Panda
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    3 years ago

    Choir class be like:

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    Pancake_Pansexual_Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Some eggs, bacon, sausage, and then...BAM! The perfect dress!

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    Pancake_Pansexual_Panda
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    3 years ago

    Call me crazy, but I think it would taste pretty good.

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    Pancake_Pansexual_Panda
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    3 years ago

    More water or more tea?☕ I really love tea! Any tea fans here?

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    Brazen
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    3 years ago

    This is a good lesson on how to keep someone from stealing your sub leftovers.

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    Wishiwashi
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    3 years ago

    Unseasoned boiled potatoes?

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    Chris D'Asta
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    3 years ago

    Sorta. Just need some good bread.

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    Daniel Atkins
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    3 years ago

    The decorations won’t pay for themselves.

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    Coralinea
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    3 years ago (edited)

    That's not even medium rare. That's "stitch it back together and it runs away-rare"

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    Pancake_Pansexual_Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    That is NOT how baking soda works.

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    Clint
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    3 years ago

    This is a photo of a delivery van from a restaurant in Alamogordo, New Mexico.

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    JoyfulZebra
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    3 years ago

    "We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed, and we've been, quite possibly, bamboozled."

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    Lyone Fein
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    3 years ago

    Ouch

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    LavenderHippoInAJar
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    3 years ago

    I had a friend who ate mayonnaise straight from the packet lol Everyone was like "what are you thinking"

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    3 years ago

    It's not stupid if it works. Might be fun, give it a different texture.

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    Pancake_Pansexual_Panda
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    3 years ago

    It would be better if the shirt on the pizza read: I ❤ New York

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    Pancake_Pansexual_Panda
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    3 years ago

    Nightmare sausage

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    Daniel Atkins
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    3 years ago

    The things we did during the pandemic to stave off boredom.

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    Austin Sauce
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    3 years ago

    Trump’s mugshot looks better than I expected

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    Delta Dawn
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    3 years ago

    People?! That’s speciesist. Harumph!

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    3 years ago

    Hard taco shells only exist because of stale overcooked tortillas. #foodhistory

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    Pancake_Pansexual_Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    YAS! I love brie cheese, cream cheese, cheddar cheese, mozzarella cheese, mascarpone cheese, parmesan cheese, pepper jack cheese, ricotta cheese, string cheese, swiss cheese...but for some reason I dislike American cheese.

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    Austin Sauce
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    3 years ago

    Let us have me at balls, comrades!

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    FeelingFrisky
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    3 years ago

    I kind of like that!

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Talk about doing something dumb just for the likes. Still better than Logan Paul.

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    Mark Wilson
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    3 years ago

    radicalized onions are even scarier

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    Tee Rat
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    3 years ago

    Chef Pop Tart Dee

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    LavenderHippoInAJar
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    3 years ago

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    3 years ago

    That might not be that bad, if you like biscuits and gravy.

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    Tee Rat
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    3 years ago

    It would be easier to deep fry their heart.

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    Timbob
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    3 years ago

    Library book return.

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    Minnie Not Mouse
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    3 years ago (edited)

    That frosting looks like something from your bowels

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    EP
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    At least you got it. My order would come with no sauce at all on anything.

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    ️ ️lefty libra️ (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    no thank you sticky child but thank you for your kind offer.

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    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Filet of sole?

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    Daniel Atkins
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    3 years ago

    Hot Pork Wellington ! ;)

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    Shark Lady
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    3 years ago

    The only thing worse than finding a bug in your food is finding half a bug.

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    That guy Nic B.
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    3 years ago (edited)

    How the turns have tabled

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    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Yes! Just Ceasar!

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    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Wow, is this really a thing?!??

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    Hey!
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I sent this picture to my adult children the other day, right after buying an air fryer on Prime day. My husband, who was also included, almost cried. LOL; he's almost 70.

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    ️ ️lefty libra️ (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    and then you forgot and it falls on you 🥹

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    Pancake_Pansexual_Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Oh! How romantic...

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    ~cornstarchi~
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    *What's wrong honey! You've barely touched your Jabbacado toast!*

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    That guy Nic B.
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    3 years ago

    In Homer Simpson voice: “mmmm donut holster!”

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    John Topper
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    3 years ago

    This should be sold as a cure for nausea because I wasn't feeling well and even just looking at it is making me hungry. And sad.

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    Hey!
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    3 years ago

    "Hard" dawgs. I think they'll get floppy in hot water...

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    ️ ️lefty libra️ (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    well yea who doesn't?

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    Lyone Fein
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    3 years ago

    Links

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    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Only if that's real maple syrup

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    80 Van
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    3 years ago

    Suggestion for scale

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    Chris D'Asta
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    3 years ago

    My dark heart finds this cute. Hey, fvcker, don't judge!

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    Why Knot
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    3 years ago

    I see nothing wrong with this.

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    Daniel Atkins
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    3 years ago

    This should be a gag where they film people’s reactions to the sign.

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    3 years ago

    The view seems rather nicer than the dinner.

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    Loki Laufeyson
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    3 years ago

    How to tell your vampire friends that they need to leave 101

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    That guy Nic B.
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    That man is photoshopped in

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    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    What are we looking at?

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    Unpickled Pickle
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    3 years ago

    *Takes puff of Doritos*

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    bi kermit
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    3 years ago

    Absolutely not

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    Daniel Atkins
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    3 years ago

    What is that bread made of?

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    sally
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    3 years ago

    “Tastes like feet”

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    EP
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    3 years ago

    I like this. Maybe change the word streets. Sounds like the person is going back to drug dealing or something. But the cake is cool

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    3 years ago

    We'll never understand soft can-openers if we live to be 25!

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    3 years ago

    After Grandpa passed, Grandma moved into a townhouse that boasted a brand new oven. Grandma put a chicken dish in it for her club, and accidentally switched it to self-cleaning. My dad had to go to her apartment and break the lock on her brand new oven. Later, Grandma reported that all her club loved the dish.

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    FeelingFrisky
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    3 years ago

    Someone peed on that!

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    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    3 years ago

    This would be a good gag (literally) joke. Make the "cheese" out of yellow fondant! 😄

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    3 years ago

    I'd be leaving the groceries in the cart and getting out of Dodge.

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    Unpickled Pickle
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    3 years ago

    Refocus, recharge, REBIRTH

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    MadOrca99
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    3 years ago

    WHAT DA FUQ

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    Hey!
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    3 years ago

    Perhaps because it looks so dry?

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    Lyone Fein
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    3 years ago

    Seems like a waste

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    3 years ago

    Oddly specific. But then, food labelling is much better these days.

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    Pancake_Pansexual_Panda
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    3 years ago

    How Starbucks makes coffee:

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Egg. Bread. What's not to like?

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    Unpickled Pickle
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    3 years ago

    When your roommate doesn't wash the dishes.

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    Daniel Atkins
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    3 years ago

    Who has the balls to tell them?

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    Tee Rat
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    3 years ago

    Pairs well with a Swiss Miss Macaroni.

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    Unpickled Pickle
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    3 years ago

    What in the world is that?

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    Daniel Atkins
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    3 years ago

    That would sell if it was real.

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    Pancake_Pansexual_Panda
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    3 years ago

    Now we have ketchup icecream too...and ranch icecream...and bbq sauce icecream...

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    Danielle Lee
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    3 years ago

    Straight to jail

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    Grace De La Torre
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    3 years ago

    What the….

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    Lyone Fein
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    3 years ago

    That looks flavorless

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    Nic Exists
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    3 years ago

    is that poisonous?

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    SobyKay
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    3 years ago

    not gonna lie, I wud try this

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    ️ ️lefty libra️ (she/her)
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    3 years ago

    i... can feel the pain from here.

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    hwatinternation
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    3 years ago

    Just because you don't eat chicken feet, doesn't mean other cultures don't.

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    Daniel Atkins
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    3 years ago

    When the store substituted your corn chips.

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    Coralinea
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    3 years ago

    Not sure I had this particular one, but the one I had was really nice.

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    Daniel Atkins
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    3 years ago

    Is this the English breakfast donut?

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    Coralinea
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    3 years ago

    Another thing that's not possible with women's pockets. Might be the first thing I'm not sad about.

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    FeelingFrisky
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    3 years ago

    Hard pass.

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    Corlissa
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    3 years ago

    Ya sure thats blue berries

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    cartoon ghosts
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    3 years ago

    I hate this why am I on this site

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