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Every year, 2.7 million cats go unadopted. To help out my local adoption center in Los Angeles, I stealthily placed these cat biography cards on their front window. All of these cats are real and need a home! Check out Sante D'Or Adoption Center for more info on each cat.

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#1

Delores

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Yvonne Bernal
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With a little "Purr-suasion" maybe she can get the spell broken

Annalaya Brown
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I put a spell on her.. and now shes fat, fat, fat! SO FAT!

MagicalUnicorn
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

maybe she just needs kisses to get spell broken :D

Wendon Barnard
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a cat looking exactly like the one pictured. Mine is named Rose and was adopted from the many stray cats that roam St. Maarten in the Caribbean. Rose even has her own passport!! Love her much.

Leah Tafolla
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lol I would adopt her and then give her a back story

Miguel Arista
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who wouldnt want to be a cat tho?

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    #2

    Dinky

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    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my dogs is nicknamed Blinky, because his collar blinks at night time so that I don't trip over him and cars can see him if he gets loose. He's a runner and he's black. Luckily I've never had to put the blinks to the test.

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    Tricia Ferrell
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Naps are the best. Dinky is so wise.

    Fillippa Nöel
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are awesome I could just picture people laughing as they read this.

    Lynn Piche
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like ppl that talk like a Baby either D**k ;)

    Annalaya Brown
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm too old for this, mom! ~Slams door~"

    Juana
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever. I bet he secretly LOVES being talked to in baby voice.

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    Miguel Arista
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha Agreed, baby voice is not okay!

    MagicalUnicorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    99% of fauna has same dislike. he looks like trying to kill somebody who did that mistake with cat stare :D

    Aishah
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that Dinky doesn't take it purr-sonally

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    #3

    Leche

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    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heck with the 'likes & dislikes' - I LOVE his name.... Leche, (it means milk)

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad that I am more a dog person so I won' t adopt a cat;... but I agree with you, Leche

    Tabar
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This poster is obviously fake, because Leche knows that the gap between rich and poor is not a "wage gap." Leche knows that rich people don't work for wages, and many of them don't "work" at all -- they just manage their stock portfolios, travel and shop. Leche thinks this situation is unacceptable.

    Christie Campion
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leche might like catnaps, but she stays woke

    Cecilia Sullivan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that you pointed out that Leche is a lady cat.

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    Sick Boy
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wage gap is not the cause of the decline of the middle class. It's rather the result of it.

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    #4

    Honey

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    Yvonne Bernal
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give her some catnip and she'll be flying without the birds....

    Michel M. Prins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honey also seems to be a philosopher. In that case I won't adopt her. Don't like cats being smarter than me.

    elizabeth tenchu
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree, I think cat is tricky. So what will do happen if the cats being smarter than us, of course they'll take over the world..

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    Carolyn
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The wizards will never stop "Defying Grafity"

    Annalaya Brown
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I don't think I would adopt her. Her not liking birds is a very "sticky" situation for me.

    elizabeth tenchu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog likes grass so much. Everytime she find the grass, she'll eat it😂But I think catnip doesn't have an effect to a dog, that's why it name catnip..

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    #5

    Lola

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    Michel M. Prins
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh... Fine. *puts time machine away*

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's very specific. I would've expected 16th century Japan because of all that war with Nobunaga .

    Andrean Riska
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, but, the crazy rice farm is cool

    Eric Trahan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    comes with free time machine maybe?

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    #6

    Sabrina

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    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one with Che Guevara on it. She knows you don't know anything about Argentine history.

    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adopt Sabrina and you won't have to worry about any shirts!

    The Cappy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahaha. Well, my girlfriend knows, anyways.

    Kaelen Van Cura
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Err, Master Markus, apparently your own handle on Argentinian history is pretty sketchy since Che Guevara was a Cuban rebel.

    #7

    Sylvia

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    Karhu Salainen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Nothing about us without us" — Sylvia

    Molly Hoover
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea, musicians, don't take their name.

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    #8

    Zeta

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    Sadie A Foy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay does your username have anything to do with Undertale? Cause if it does, you're awesome

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    Juana
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's staring at something right behind you!

    Felipe Ferreira
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I was a local, I'd totally adopt this jungle prince

    Ashley Dopp
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is fitting since she looks a little possessed :)

    Jace
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Likes belly rubs? Sounds like a trap.

    Elisa Kuratli
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She sounds like the perfect cat for me!

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    #9

    Grace

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    Rosa Greyhound
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the whitewashing of Hollywood movies??? I'm only 13 idk this stuff :( pls can someone explain

    Arty
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this mean that in most Hollywood movies the main characters are white. And the characters in general don't represent the diversity in general.

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    Hannah Kobayashi
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rosa type and ask whatever you dam well want :). and don't worry about those who seem to have their own personal issues like Lacy don't let their negativity effective you. It's the internet she should know better you can't control what other people do here. and it's actually great to ask questions. It starts debates and gets people thinking. My personal opinion on whitewashing is that it's just another hate label which people use to create even more racial tension between the human race. I personally don't understand the problem. Cultures are fascinating. and many other races and nationalities are known to use different cultures for their own stories and inspirations. But only White people seem to be in the wrong for this?? But at the same time I do wish to see more diversity in Hollywood. and I think in time it will be. As America is now a multicultural country.

    Caroline Cassano
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grace, you are smarter than many humans, you know skin color doesn't matter. I applaud you, here's a toy you pretty kitty.

    Rob LeBlanc
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about the blackified versions of Hollywood classics? The Honeymooners? Annie? :/

    charro sebring
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    8 years ago

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    Did you mean "I'm a racist and think black people should know their place, which is not in *my* movies"?

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    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need more good roles for people of various ethnicities.

    Heywood Jablome
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will and Jada Pinkett-Smith should adopt Grace

    moustache lover
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would be great if they had actors playing roles that were Asian but they get what a good actor is either way its not an issue.

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    #10

    Troy

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    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohh boy, their other cat 'Segeant' isn't gonna be too happy. (Coincidentally, he doesn't like his name either).

    Arty
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you mean in english "colonel" is pronounced "coronel"? This cat teach me something today! In french "colonel" is pronounced "colonel" (yep same word, same meaning)

    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The question is not why it's spelled like this - it's rather "why does it sound that way?"

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    Molly Hoover
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to think it was pronounced col-on-el, but WHY IS IT PRONOUNCED KERNEL LIKE CORN KERNEL WHY

    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Troy, go to a country where the word is pronounced "correctly". You'll feel better to HEAR the difference between a colonel in the army and an operating system's kernel.

    Rob LeBlanc
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The spelling is fine. Why the hell is it pronounced "Ker-null"?!

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's said with an "R" sound because it's from the French word "coronel". It was spelled with an "R" in English until around the 16th century apparently. Don't know why they changed it. In Italian and Spanish it's (or rather, it's equivalents are) said with an "L" sound as far as I know.

    Michael Westcott
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With a gay name like Troy, he also hates Sub-Lieutenant, not only for the spelling but the sexual connotation.

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    #11

    Guinevere

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    Cat Meow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I agree Guinevere. That one is the WORST. Lost count the amount of times I've fallen off that damned road.

    Caroline Cassano
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES KITTY!!! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DRIVE ON THAT!!!! ARE YOU INSANE!!!

    Nikita Jagora
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people choose that track? Why do people LIKE that track?

    georgia
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can relate to this cat.

    Socially Awkward
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, that track is the absolute freaking worst.

    #12

    Mishka

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    Caroline Jones
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The name 'Mishka' in Russian can translate to Mike , and the name means 'clumsy bear'. Cute !

    Angie Hellyeah
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf it's a Siamese or at least Siamese related, why is he up for adoption at all? 0:

    Lor
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My puppy's name is Mishka!!!

    Chastity Sapay
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The name reminds me of Misha, Misha Collins that is c:

    Magpie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, i hate that too, i don't l ike the suit, i don't like yr cowork...oh *cough* my co-workers

    Hamlets twin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...no...I am not looking up how much a tiny business suit costs...

    Julia NotMyLastname
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I bring him to my coworkers in a ballerina suit? Can I dress him up in a tiny business suit but not take him to the office to meet my coworkers? Can I show him to them somewhere else?

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    #13

    Gus

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    Johnny Slapstick
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The majority of cats love badminton. I mean, the thing you hit is called a birdie, for one thing.

    Judy Semmens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you, I just learned something new. I only knew it as a shuttlecock. :-)

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    Master Markus
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can't be friends. I like badminton. It's like tennis but the "ball" can't hit the ground.

    Michel M. Prins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add this to "Likes": Being sassy towards sports.

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    #14

    Camille

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    Eric Trahan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    neato name for a cable-box sitter, btw I love kittehs

    Juana
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Camille, you are so stuck up!

    Bunnies are better!!
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it's just a polite, mature cat that YOU could probably learn from

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    #15

    Choccy

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    Kateřina Eff
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, this is very confusing - I like this cat (especially the funny spot on its nose) and I grew up on 90s garage rock...

    Ninočka Zupančič
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can hate her taste in music too as long as you love her.

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    Jennifer Lee
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Katrina Eff.... I'm right there with you. Very torn on this one. With awesomeness to go around, flaw no 90's garage rock?! Solution.... Kitty ear plugs!

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    #16

    Obi

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    ADHORTATOR
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who would not love a hipster-hating cat?

    Tricia Ferrell
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like "hipster-hating cat" would be redundant.

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    Judy Semmens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd have expected him to like Star Wars - presumably that's too predictable.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Star Wars jokes and comparisons related to its name are probably the next in this cat's hate list. ♥

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