Coming up with the proper stupid joke and twisting it in a not-so-stupid way takes a lot of effort and creativity. That's why today we want you to check out the most recent comics from the fantastic artist by the name of "My Gums Are Bleeding". In their webcomics, the artist portrays their beliefs in a surprisingly hilarious and satirical manner.

Bored Panda also reached out to the creator of the comics with some questions! First, we asked the artist to tell us a little bit about some of the influences that might've helped them find and develop their art style.

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Art, in any kind of form, takes a lot of time not only to practice but also to produce, therefore we asked the artist how long it takes them to fully finish their comics.

"Obviously it depends, but not that long, I used to make like 5 comics a week but moved to only making about 1-2 a week to preserve the quality. The art is relatively easy compared to trying to come up with jokes, that’s definitely the hard part. Honestly now I’ll only spend the time drawing and editing a comic if the joke really resonates with me."

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    #2

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    Penny Tent (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, it might take a while before you can kill anyone tho

    The Scout
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Join the army! Meet interesting people and kill them!

    Peeka_Mimi
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep I have a house, free college for me and my children, free Healthcare etc but I need that Healthcare because I'm broken mentally, physically, spiritually...

    A.Ham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same... I served my country proudly, but I'll never be the same

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    Giobemo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But would you die for the chance?

    Jack brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But If I die I don't need to worry about student loans.

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    Ghaniyah Verma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you might be arrested for saying that.

    Brian Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there, done that... Not proud of it...

    your friendly cyclops
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sorry to be that person but i don't get whats going on

    harpling
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The US military often offers various tuition programs for people who enlist, letting soldiers go to college for free in exchange for (potentially, one hopes) killing people.

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    Stolas <3
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The random human skull in the background...

    Orchid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The future has been proven, get ready 💀

    Agent_fox77
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn I would live in my beach paradise world (I named…well paradise) then living in this time.

    Being an artist is not easy, one can easily encounter a lack of inspiration, burnout, etc, so we wanted to ask the cartoonist about their ideas for the comics.

    "I read a lot of news, Reddit, scour meme pages, and stuff like that for inspiration. A lot of times I’ll see a joke/meme/comic and think 'ok, how would I do this joke better?' Or 'this is a good punchline but I think it would be a lot funnier if the joke went in a different direction'. There will also be times where I’ll look at a witty comment thread on Twitter or something and think about how I can take what’s funny about it and adapt it into the comic format."

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    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I aspire to achieve that qualification.

    Sam Juan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what you're saying is that you wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

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    Jacob Erickson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should have those in pediatricians offices

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully they're as good at catching diseases as they are Pokemon.

    Jordi Sharpe
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are only 1,500,000 in the world you lucky dog.

    Agent_fox77
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nevermind that doctor really does…oh sht it means he catches all diseases…oh ummm well.

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    Penny Tent (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually he’d have to eat 155,747,943 spiders a day (that’s about 110 thousand a second), to throw off the average to 8 per person. Obviously Spiders Georg is much more of an insane spider eating machine than was originally thought.

    Navindu Wijewardena
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other day my friend came up to me and said the that people swallow 8 spiders a year and left with a "Have a nice day"

    Loretta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that is why you shouldn't trust averages.

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Careful. Spiderman knows where you live

    InvincibleRodent
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    3 years ago

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    A lot of these seem like softly recycled tumblr memes... this is straight up the "Spiders Georg" meme.

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    As we mentioned before, sometimes creative work can cause quite a burnout, therefore we asked the artist how they dealt with that as well.

    "I've been burnt out constantly, there have been times recently where I’ll have to step away from the comics, and drawing in general, for a week or so. I do a lot of writing and art professionally and sometimes it can feel like I’m juggling way too much, though I think as an artist that’s a good problem to have."

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    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this strange guy taking a shower in my bathroom?

    Alexander Izzo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Breaking News, A man has gone missing because of an magician. "wE nEeD tO LeAvE!!"

    RandomPanda648
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how many people have thought about using this to disappear

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    Casey McAlister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's fine, drugs leave your system faster than a child.

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, I was expecting a covid test, the end threw me off there..

    Agent_fox77
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When people are on drugs…they tend to do that!!!

    Ghaniyah Verma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So she's been doing drugs or is she pregnant?

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    People certainly always have their opinions about any piece of media they come across, the same goes for comics too. When asked about the kind of comments the artist receives, here's what we've been told, "It’s mostly positive, I enjoy reading the comments on my Reddit and Instagram posts. I find it very rewarding. Obviously, it’s the internet, so people are gonna say horrible things about you and your art no matter what, it kind of comes with the territory. But I’ve been very happy with the feedback I’ve gotten."

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    Bob La Capra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I used one of these it would say, "why do you sit here for so long? Seriously. Sure, I'm supposed to be comfortable but only for the time it takes to do your business. Get off of me and get back in the recliner. Sheesh."

    BG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course I'm sad. Did you see how cold my balls are?

    Ghaniyah Verma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY ARE YOU INVADING SOMEONE'S PRIVACY?!

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is wrong on so many levels.

    Hestia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll stick to the rings thanks…

    Agent_fox77
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh can that read your mood THROUGH YOUR A*S?!

    v3lv3t_v10l3t
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you buy this? I mean...okay? I-

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    Wellsandra Hill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be cool to see what is happening inside the dishwasher while it’s cleaning

    Ellieee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My washing machine doesn't even have a little window :(

    Penny Tent (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those who have seen have never returned to sanity, you would too if you saw The Tongues…

    54 s
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dishwasher has a window. And a light inside. Sadly, the light doesn't come on while it's washing.

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    When it comes to upcoming projects, the artist rather likes to keep his audience guessing as to what they will be doing next!

    "Ohh, I’m working on some really interesting stuff right now that I can’t talk about just yet. Which I know is a lame answer. But stay tuned, because I’m collaborating on some big projects that I’m really excited about."

    "My gums are bleeding" also shared some rather interesting facts about their life, and perhaps, even some future plans.

    "I’m really interested in finding that sweet spot between artistic integrity and popular appeal. I started out in the world of fine art, doing paintings and graphic novels. I was at Calarts for 4 years working almost exclusively on these massive, 100-page-long comics. I got burnt out on that real fast. Eventually, once I have enough of a following, I’d like to return to it and do something long-form, work on graphic novels or animated features. I’m working with a few TV studios on TV show ideas at the moment, so we’ll have to see if that actually pans out."

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    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is nobody bothered by the fact that Wolf is j dependent?

    MediumPimpin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having 4 nips runs in my family as well as my wife's. All 3 of my kids have them. You can barely see them but they were one of the first parts of my body to get hairy. By 16 I had these 3 inches going out of them and nowhere else on my torso. If I had any shame it may have been traumatic bu my friends and I thought it was hilarious.

    Orchid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I- uhm- t-that better be explained

    Stolas <3
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy in the red shirt's face, I can't...

    Jj Lewis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for this laugh.. .it hurt so good

    Agent_fox77
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn damn damn damn…mine is a fox for worlds stupidest hypochondriac!!!!

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    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why tf did they censor weenie? Isn't that just a type of sausage?

    Piglet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP censors are so lame. Treats us like children.

    Robecca
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *everything you say and do

    Ghaniyah Verma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That'll not make you rich, dumbass.

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering our richest SOBs, this comic actually explains a lot.

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    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sugar free or low sugar blood. Great new flavor and doesn't put on that extra eternal weight!

    Stolas <3
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, they should make more inclusive food for vampires. The discrimination in this world is astronomical.

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    Daniel Hoffman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why but this one made me laugh the most.

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    DumplingQueen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, I love when people say that. Then I can confuse them. Ok, ready? SO. You know if you say it's the opposite day it's technically the opposite of the opposite day?

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    Angela
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a lil bit of reverse psychology. I'll see myself out

    sara fulmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, is this not anyone else's fantasy?

    Agent_fox77
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OHHHHH HOLY SHT I GOTTA TRY THIS ONCE I FINALLY GET APPROVED FOR THERAPY!!!!!

    Demongrrrrl
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not a therapist but I could play one on TV.

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    Wesley Stewart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thomas, you slept with your secretary. That doesn't scream "mate for life" at me.

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    rspanther
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait a minute I thought this was supposed to be heaven, what are they doing here?

    Lisa H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully not ALL of my dead relatives will be there. One in particular very well might be burning in hell. I hope he is.

    Stolas <3
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is probably a lot of room in Hell, idk haven't been outside in a while.

    Dana McCall
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I could I'd give this 1,000 upvotes!

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    GadgetGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww...I wish the NSA person in my computer brought me chocolates...

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NSA - always willing to listen ;)

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    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it still shady not to be found on the internet if HR sniffes around prior to an interview?

    Monosyllabic girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have wondered about that because i deleted facebook 7+ years ago and am not on the rest of the platforms. I think I'm the only person in their 30s not on TikTok 😂

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    Agent_fox77
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh damn!!!!!!!!! Does the fbi really check your stuff?

    Brian Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it! This generation is going to face some CRAZY reality in 10-20 more years... lol

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    Stolas <3
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer the moon, where is Moon Man?

    Sarah Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May want to be more specific, a guy pulling his pants down and showing you his butt may show up!

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    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One could call him superhero lite. (light)

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We could use this up north this time of year, what's his number?

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    Penny Tent (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that my child, is how mermaids are made

    Jody Whitmarsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The birds and the bees and the fish in the seas

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    @wanderlustt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not gonna lie, I sleep with a stuffed fish. 😅

    MagicFrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi, I'm Troy McLure, you may remember me from such films as "Sally doesn't live anymore" or "Muppets go Medieval

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    K.H.M.
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of that one Safely Endangered comic!

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    Stolas <3
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he's ace and doesn't know it?

    Justin Trouble
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She must be seeing my house.

    theoneandonlynoira
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You will drown in a sea... of Star Wars Mini Collectibles... after you stub your toe... on your life's work, Giant Chewie Collectible With Every Other Character Gathered Around Him In A Weird Cult Meeting.

    Bored Birgit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me she would see cats ... many cats ...

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    Little Panda Bear
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will still die on the Spotify hill. It's a nice app. iTunes is cool, too tho.

    Artsy Bookworm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me that uses my phone's music app? I just download songs I like and that's it.

    FennTheFennecFox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and you STILL get it wrong, Spotify

    Hestia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that’s why children we use apple…

    Anon Y Mous
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah... I'll stick with amazon music, thank you very kindly.😧😅

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    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alcoholics Anonymous is a support group for recovering alcoholics, this twists it by calling it "Anonymous Alcoholics" - making it a group for alcoholics to drink MORE, while wearing masks which are often worn by the hacker group Anonymous to remain, well, anonymous.

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    Penny Tent (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶If there’s something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call?🎶

    Bored Panda_14
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I quote from the Mitchells vs the Machines, " did the Ghostbusters say, you know what, let's hide underground, eat some dog, let the ghost destroy new york"

    Ent Hugger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nice to see them diversifying in this modern age

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    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also by modern game companies: "What if, hear me out, we make it that you have to work and save for months IN GAME so you can afford the stuff we put in the store so you can finally beat the game?" "That sounds just like an actual job sir. What if we make season passes practically mandatory as well?" "Perfect!"

    Gaming Chicken
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also add taking 35 years to get everything now in overwatch 2.

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    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus promised to rid the world of wicked people. Thor promised to rid the world of frost giants. I don't see any frost giants.

    Agent_fox77
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually god does not care who you are as long as your with him when you are bisexual, or lesbian, or even gay he will be there 100% to support you just because people are straight doesn’t mean god loves them more. And technically I hate the word “STRAIGHT” cause it means where are better then other people because we do not like the same gender. So if you are gay or anything I just wanna know god is with you he is even with the sinners who do bad so just so you know it’s not bad to be gay like I said god is with you 100% of the way there.

    the shrimp whisperer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BWHAHAHAHAH I SPIT OUT MY IMAGINARY DRINK I WAS NOT IN FACT DRINKING

    the shrimp whisperer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh wait nevermind that was my soul.... EHH its okay it barely worked anyway

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    Hestia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean in the MCU his best friend Korg is gay so… accurate!

    azubi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, Thor became a mother when he turned into a mare for a while, as far as I know.

    Sara B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was loki wasn't it? He had a lot of monster kids

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    Earl Grosser
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thor is controlled by the devil....... Disney! 😈

    cutie 904
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    3 years ago

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    May God forgive you for this...

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    Daniel Hoffman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First panel says diosaurs, which my phone would autocorrect

    Marek Čtrnáct
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goes together with their skateboards.

    Stolas <3
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is giving The History of the Enitire World. I Guess vibes

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    Dana McCall
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! I laughed so hard 🤣🤣🤣 Why isn't this higher?!?

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a mime falls from being murdered and nobody hears him scream, does that mean...oh, wait a minute.

    v3lv3t_v10l3t
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats like the perfect mime to commit...nothing they say will be held liable

    Penelope kaplan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welp that explains why they're all mimes

    the engineer 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's why they're murdering mimes....... i didn't understand..........

    Ghaniyah Verma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To the dude on the bottom right corner: Mimes don't talk, moron.

    Alexandria Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. but somebody said they saw him putting imaginary band aids all over himself.

    T5n
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bottom left panel vaguely looks like Nic Cage

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    rspanther
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Hu, Faun, Heidevolk, Nine Treasures, Rammstein, Skald, and of course Babymetal, are all non-English music that I like listening to.

    Aubry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're looking for more international metal, I recommend bloodywood and slaughter to prevail!

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    Wes Sirius
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does squid music count as music of other languages?

    Lisa Rodriguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maneskin has great English and Italian songs

    Darling
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shinsei Kamettechan all the way

    ALEXANDER DALE
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is an awesome Irish band called Little Green Cars. The music is just amazing, and is in English, the instruments is amazing, and the lyrics have cool meanings.

    Lisa H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like Los Crudos. I speak next to no Spanish.

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    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could also be useful at a medival rave party (handle with care)

    Ghaniyah Verma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave the door open and let the light from the outside guide you to the light switch. And then close the door.

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    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Artists and philosophers will be our food source.

    Whatthedeuce?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This comic should be much higher.

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    v3lv3t_v10l3t
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this what health insurance in america is like? Yes...yes it is. Are they going to do something about it for the minority? No...probably not.

    Dana McCall
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's sad because it's true 😕

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof. I hate how accurate this is. I currently don't have insurance and last August I passed out, hit my head and knocked myself unconscious for a few minutes while at a restaurant. As soon as I came to, the first thing I said, didn't even have my vision back yet and was just barely conscious, was "do not call an ambulance! I don't have insurance and that's like $1000". I was with a friend who took me to their place and monitored me for several hours while making sure I didn't fall asleep incase I had a concussion. So yeah, our medical system is an abomination and too many of us endanger our well-being because we can't afford the hospital bills because of the ridiculous costs

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so sadly accurate it's "gallows humor" hilarious.

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    Earl Grosser
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must have seen the first draft of the Sonic movie!

    ‍️‍️‍️Random Dark Person‍️
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kirby is just floating in the corner looking at the phone with this face: ‘.’

    SCP 504
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those who don’t get it: Mario and Sonic sitting in a tree… Must I go any further?

    Danielle D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's seen Karina's work from Drawfee, clearly.

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    CaptainDinosaur
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Why is this like cowboy times?!" Me, spilling sugar everywhere cause of the stupid sack.

    Moon Cheese
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Growing up I always referred to the 1800’s as the cowboy times 😂

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    Giobemo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Let's never ever ever change it!"

    Earl Grosser
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the first flower sack you opened has biodegraded, while the first plastic soda bottle you ever drank is still breaking down somewhere in the world.

    charli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's why i put the flour and sugar in containers lol

    Calane E. Vanya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought about some of those thin plastic f***ers like for scissors.

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    🦑Classy Squid🦑
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dammit jimmy don’t be so dramatic get up you’re going viral

    Do-nut touch da donut
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya jimmy... way to sell it with the fake blood... the vids over u can breathe now... jimmy?... jimmy!!!?!??

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    Stolas <3
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm trying not to laugh in class rn. Why are these faces so freakin funny to me?!

    Ghaniyah Verma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought he was gonna help the kid.

    Saturn Rings
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Naw he’s a accurate representation on how much some parents suck.

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    Ghaniyah Verma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad. You could've ruled Home Depot.

    GadgetGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And lo, the boy's name was retroactively changed to Home Depot. That's Mr. Depot to you!

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    Dana McCall
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why try to be happy when numbness and apathy will do ? 😬

    Stolas <3
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: one of my greatest fears as a child was Mr. Potato Head, next to the talking trees from the Wizard of Oz.

    Lil Potato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵oh Mr potato head tell me, is it true that pain is beauty...🎵 Does anyone else know that song?

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    Alex Freetime
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take you where smith is, I'll show you da wae brotha! Clop!

    Deni Castro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch out for Cotton-Eyed-Joe!

    the shrimp whisperer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    QUUAAAACK QUAAAAAAACK, QUACK QUAAAAAAACK, QUAACK QUAAAAACK, QUAAACK QUAAAAACK!!!!!!!! *wild guitar solo*

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    Arthur Dupuis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OR WE COULD GIVE YOU A [FIFTY PRCENT] DEAL! ONLY TODAY CAN YOU GET THE [ONE TIME ONLY SPECIL DEAL]!

    Yo-kai Pro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [BIG SHOT]! ALL I NEED IS [1 MILLION KROMER]

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    Sophie Dorothea Hill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one spoke to me so much, as I just finished playing Return To Monkey Island yesterday...

    anaya chuku
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG SPAMTON (for deltarune fans)

    sara fulmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha.... insert soulless sense of fulfillment here

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    Tegan Ware
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MY SIS SHIPS THEM I'm on my sis acount

    Giobemo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's funny cause he's gay for him and it's awkward.

    Penny Tent (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Gay for him”? Lol, you could just say attracted to him

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    Ghaniyah Verma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Because it helps." Cool, now back it up with evidence and reasoning.

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure glad we didn't take that evil government vaccine

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    Giobemo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was so easy that it just wasn't fun anymore. That's why people stopped doing it. Used to be all the rage at parties.

    Michael Gregory
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember doing this when I was a kid. Sadly, the thrill does wear off quickly. First, we started by throwing rocks, then it was handguns and hand grenades. The day my friends and I dropped a 20 megaton thermonuclear device into the barrel and set it off, I wondered if we had gone too far.

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    Bob La Capra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah...it's like taking candy from a baby or something....

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    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the Jedi with the collared shirt and sweater

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    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who needs to know what's going on after meeting Blaidd?

    Tabitha Frost
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one. Blaidd is all you need to know.

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    Ghaniyah Verma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Videos before games helped me with the FNAF lore, or else I would be confused af

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