75 Random Memes That Are Way Too Accurate To Be This Funny

Mid zoomie pit stop.

Oh God, my colleague was like this. He would imagine scenarios in the loo and cry. He actually said he liked it

ICR!

🎼 If you liked it then you should put a ring on it🎶

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I'm kept awake by stuff I said in the 90's

Sigh. It's hard to be me.

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It's like looking in a mirror on a Monday morning

"...thank you, let's never talk again..."

She’s the best.

Fish avoid soup. It's hard to breathe.

Cute and cruel at the same time.😳🥰😢🤷‍♂️

And retired.

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No, just in general

Now I crave a breakfast burrito.

I am SO heartened to see schools forgoing Chromebooks and using instead pencil and paper. Michigan had over 1/2 of 3rd graders fail age appropriate reading levels. Seems our attention spans have devolved to the point we are literally dumber.

And banana is a berry, and a rhino is just a unicorn that didn't use sunscreen

Maybe firefighters?

Watar. Waahtaah.

If that revine on the left hides a brook, I'm sold!

If we're talking specifically hemorrhoids, then yes.

Well, that depends on what they remember.

If this is James Franco it's all #3 because he no longer has any friends.

Had a gf like that. She won the argument that tomatoes are not a fruit because it's not that important. Still kept waking me up over it because she did not win hard enough for her.

They say love lasts forever, but really it’s laundry.

That "beggar" is Robin Hood, on his way to GIVE to the poor. Use this meme only if you can give love and attention.

Time to defrag.

Tried it, didn't like it. Depression + exhaustion + aching_muscles, turns out to be way worse than depression alone.

You know ur on a bender when Netflix has asked u this 3 times today... so far...

It's a start though.

The wind doesn't stand a chance there.

Doing this for a while, then tuning in to actual listening and realising it's a very sad story.

I've just realised I've never seen several older members of my family (dad, grandad, grand uncle) with a full head of hair! Even the oldest photos I've seen of them they were young adults and had a receding hairline

Freud had some truly absurd ideas, yes, but when you learn just how much later research was based on his ideas (pretty much all personality theory developed out of his work), you'll realize he was right far more than for what we are comfortable giving him credit. Source: majored in cognitive psychology, read Freud's works. I recommend it! Interesting reads, if... dated.

A whole day! Ugh.

Then hyper-focus on a random subject for 2 hours, hysterically laugh at my own juxtaposition...and return to a sobbing puddle. Rinse and repeat.

Somehow picture 2 reminded me of Bridge To Terabithia, so now I'm blubbering again. Honestly, that movie...

If I have failed to communicate with you ina timely manner, know that it is because I did not want to.

Its the disparity that makes this so maddening. We don't get the time to enjoy the born to due to being forced too much

- oh s**t you found me! Also, why is my desk my favorite hiding place...duh

We're all nobody to almost everybody.

I would like to report a mu_der

Oh yes. It is expertly built and absolutely escape-proof! That quality of craftsmanship is the only thing I've ever been truly proud of!

You have to recognzie them to break them

Ribbed for your pleasure

End it with fire

Then you're obviously not part of management...

Best not use the guy with clinical depression and who unalived himself as the rep for Life is Good.

Girlhood is a spectrum so she's definitely both

Wait till you hear what his contemporary thinks about your mother....

that's right. go play outside, now.

That's how you Vibe!!

Funnily enough... A caterpillar becomes soup before becoming a butterfly and scientists are not sure what went into the cocoon is the same mind that emerged from it

For me it’s 7:11

those potato things are top tier munch

Rod Serling was awesome!

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This may be one of the funniest things I have ever seen....brilliant

"We're out of toilet paper."

Better than on the stove

And Stifler is a senior in high school, probably eighteen, so she was probably twenty when he was born, so what's your point?

Adorable and content?