Every Morning I Illustrate Random Fun Facts

Bless it's little metal heart <3

This is SO sad!

#foreveralone

That is so sad;-;

Wow, I need this!

This is how you stop heart disease-- make the healthy food taste like junk food. Very clever!

YAY, I CAN HAVE BACON IN A HEALTHIER FORM

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this is more of a hypothesis than a fact...

To his brother. Then bought them back.

Not only were they born 2 months apart but they were born in different years! The first twin was a premature at 7 months, and then the contractions stopped. So the doctors encouraged her to carry the second twin which was born by Caesarean. Scans had found the twins were in different embryo sacs and had separate placentas, as is often the case for non-identical twins.

Birds don't pee. It's mixed with their poop because they have one hole for everything. Can someone explain?

and sting like merry hell! A smack of jellyfish? Suits 'em!

There should be hundreds of corny movies about vending machines killing people in a hurricane.

Oh No! We must round up all the vending machines and destroy them immediately!

killed, sure - but that doesn't mean you won't lose an arm or leg...

He was trying to be sneaky and had literally hundreds (or thousands depending who you read) released from cages for a "rabbit hunt". Much to his surprise, the rabbits didn't run away in fear, rather they ganged up and ran after Napoleon. Napoleon retreated and they kept coming.... even hopping into his carriage. As it turns out, the people responsible for trapping wild rabbits for the hunt had actually bought tame rabbits from local farmers. (sigh... and giggle)

We all know that a McDonald McNugget will still look the same in another hundred years. DID it look like good ol' George?? I'll let you be the judge... wpid-artic...e7c9b3.jpg

... that could be any ancient philosopher. Or hipster. Or philosopher in general.

WAT

Just like one state in the US says it's 'illegal to wear a bulletproof vest when robbing a bank.'

that's convenient

Your tax dollars at work!

Shots fired... "Pack your stuff folks, we're going away!!"

Zeus had to make sure he was puncual.

Time to find a new parish...

Cursed church!

I love this one!

I bite my ice-cream anyway.

They can still bite the ice cream though...

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I wish cats fur was as dense..

Another reason for me to get a chinchilla!

I know this one!They were OK!

I'LL GET YOU, MOBY D**K!

Whales have necks?

Awwww.... I always wanted to fly-fart gorgeously in outer space..... u_u

I have had that! Its not bad.